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“Welcome to the voting preview for Episode 3 of Slime Splosh Roadshow” said a smiling Michelle Ackerley.

“Each time we pitch two celebrities who have a fun gripe with each other and two rather naughty young ladies who would have otherwise faced their local magistrates. The person with the most votes in each category will have to face a rather messy time in the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks” said Michelle.

“Usually only the naughty young ladies have to pre-select what they will wear if they face the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks but this week our two celebrities have agreed to abide by this rule too as it is a bit of a fun family feud” said Michelle.

“Please watch this film about our latest celebrity female duo who have kindly agreed to submit themselves to the vote. Football Executive and star of The Apprentice Baroness Karren Brady and her Social Media Influencer daughter Sophia Peschisolido.” said Michelle.

They cut to a video of the mother and daughter explaining their issues with each other. “Sophia feels she is very entitled young lady. I admit we may have spoilt her but she thinks she has a career as a Social Media Influencer whatever one of those are? She basically posts a load of photos of herself pouting online in her underwear and spends so much time and money on her appearance. Her hair is her pride and joy so she’d flip if it got messy but it would be so much fun to see. So please vote for my daughter Sophia. I love her dearly but to see her reaction as she is gunged and her hair destroyed would be priceless” said a chuckling Karren.

The film switched over to Sophia who said “Mum is always moaning at me to get a proper job but I’m a top Instagram Influencer and it gives me loads of great products I can promote and wear. Mum moans about me posting photos of myself in my underwear but if you have a body as good as mine why not. I got my lovely curvy butt from my father’s Italian heritage. I’d love to see mum face the foot stocks and have loads of stuff chucked over her feet. I’ll be wearing a particularly revealing bikini to watch her just to annoy her”.

We cut back to Michelle who said “Sophia doesn’t seem to quite understand the implications of the vote. This could really be fun”. She gave out the numbers to call and emphasised Sophia’s one and pointed to it when they scrolled along the bottom of the screen.

“This is the fate that awaits them” said Michelle as they cut to footage of Michelle getting gunged in the stocks. After the footage aired you could hear the crew laughing “I’ll never live that down” she added with a smile.

“Our two naughty young ladies who have agreed to face the public vote with the winner going into the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks are Brooklyn Winter and Summer Santana.” said Michelle.

“Brooklyn was arrested for being drunk and disorderly and urinating in the street whilst Summer offered to go to the local shop to pay her grandmother’s Paypoint bills but spent her gran’s money on a night out. Her gran’s electric was nearly cut off because of it” said Michelle.

She gave out the numbers and said “Two young ladies who need taking down a peg or two. This one will be a much harder choice than the celebrity vote”. Again she pointed to Sophia’s number on the screen as the show ended.

Who goes in the stocks the two ladies with the most votes in each category win and will face a messy fate

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The webcam flickered to life and eager WAM enthusiasts sat behind their screens at home, and witnessed a cleaned up Sarah who was wearing her latest outfit.

”Hi everyone! Thanks for tuning in again. After my boyfriend treated me to an Easter sploshing yesterday, I get to do it all over again!”

Sarah smiled sweetly as she continued “As you can see, I am wearing my cheerleader outfit. Hope you all like it, as this was the most voted for outfit for me to wear, attracting 23% of the vote.”

The brunette did a little cheerleader dance “Do you like my Pom-Poms? Haha!”

”Just so you know, after yesterday’s webcam finished, you will have noticed that I was still in the pillory, and my boyfriend took the opportunity to continue to mess me up by chucking rotten tomatoes at me! He did eventually let me out of the medieval device and I was able to have a hot shower to get me all clean again. I did get my own back later on in the evening and I smashed a cream custard pie in his face whilst he was watching TV. He wasn’t very happy, and said I would pay for it today!”

At that point, Tom called out for the 21 year old to join him in the garden and excitedly she skipped her way outside, to be confronted by a grinning Tom standing next to a Forfeit Wheel.

”Hi darling. For today’s spectacle, you are going to spin this Forfeit Wheel 5 times, and whatever it lands on, will be the forfeit you’ll get.”

Sarah quickly cast her eyes over the many options on the wheel and gulped as she saw that some were particularly messy and humiliating.

“I told you I’d get you back for pieing me yesterday” sniggered Tom, as he prompted his girlfriend to take her first spin.

Authors Note: You decide which 5 forfeits are spun. Choose your 5 favourites and the most voted for, will be spun by Sarah. This will be a quick fire poll, and will close later on this evening

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“Welcome to Episode 3 of the Slime Splosh Road Show live from Milton Keynes with me, Michelle Ackerley and our Overseer Eddie Hall” Michelle said.

“I see you’ve got your knees out today Eddie” said Michelle. “So have you Michelle” joked Eddie. “My knees aren’t as knobly as yours and I have better legs” said Michelle. “Yes and yours are likely hairier” Eddie responded. Michelle corpsed and then stood there with her hands on her hips. “I shaved them this morning actually” she said to loud applause.

“You have been voting for which of our two naughty young ladies Brooklyn Winter and Summer Santana will be facing the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks. Brooklyn was arrested for being drunk and disorderly and urinating in the street whilst Summer offered to go to the local shop to pay her grandmother’s Paypoint bills but spent her gran’s money on a night out. Her gran’s electric was nearly cut off because of it. I am delighted to announce that the winner is Summer” Michelle said.

Summer walked on pouting to a round of boos. “Not a good reception for you Summer” said Michelle. “Can I say hi to my boyfriend Isaac” she shouted. “I hope that you will be better behaved than Bianca was last time” said Michelle. They showed footage of Bianca having a tantrum as she was gunged and receiving punishment buckets and being left in the stocks for longer by Eddie. “She was a dopey cow” said Summer. “So you’ll not give us any problems then?” asked Eddie. “No, I know I’ve got to face my punishment and I didn’t want to be up before the magistrates. I know that what I did to my Gran was wrong” said Summer to a mild applause.

“Your Grandmother Connie is actually here to watch you get your comeuppance” said Michelle. Connie walked on to warm applause.

Summer hugged Connie and said “I’m so sorry Gran”. “So you should be Summer, but I’m going to enjoy watching this” said Connie with a chuckle.

“Eddie please bring on the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks” said Michelle. Eddie carried the stocks on.

Eddie lead Summer to the stocks and locked her meet in. “I hope you aren’t wearing one of those G-strings Summer” said Connie. “No Gran I’ve got sensible knickers on” said Summer flashing some white panties. Eddie wheeled on the grocer’s barrow of substances. Michelle looked at the barrow and picked up a bucket. “You nearly had your Gran’s electric cut off. This might give you a shock” she said and threw a bucket of icy water right into Summer’s face and cleavage. Summer screamed with shock as her hair was now bedraggled. Eddie looked at the barrow and picked up a bucket. “What you did to your Gran was rotten and so are these” he said throwing a bucket of liquidised rotten fruit over Summer’s head. Again she screamed as it hit her covering her hair and face. Blinking she wiped her eyes clear and rang her hair out.

“You are taking this quite well Summer” said Michelle. “I deserve it” admitted Summer to a round of applause. “You deserve this” said Michelle picking up a bucket of Minted Lamb Soup and throwing it over Summer’s head. “My hair is ruined and it has gone down my cleavage but I deserve it” said Summer. Eddie picked up another bucket. “Your name is Summer and we like to eat this in the summer” said Eddie throwing a bucket of just melted ice cream into Summer’s face. She was completely covered in ice cream and wiped her eyes clear again saying “I deserve it”.

“You seem to be learning your lesson young lady” said Michelle. “I knew what I did was wrong and I’m going to do my best to atone for it” Summer said. Michelle looked at the barrow before selecting a bucket of porridge. There were worse things on the barrow but as Summer did seem repentant she chose something which was still fairly unpleasant instead. “Here try this” said Michelle and threw the porridge over Summer’s head. Summer again wiped her face clear and before she could say it the crowd chorussed “You deserved it”.

Eddie welcomed Connie forward and asked her “What food did Summer hate as a child?” “No” screamed Summer knowing what was coming. “She really hated peas when she was a youngster” said Connie. “Oh perfect” said Eddie picking up a giant churn and walking behind Summer. She took a deep breath as a deluge of mushy peas crashed down on her head. “They have gone down my cleavage” she said and conducted the crowd as she said “I deserve it”.

Eddie was about to release Summer from the foot stocks when she said. “My friends have sponsored me £100 so we can send Gran for a really nice meal with her friends but I’ve got to take the nastiest thing you’ve got”. Eddie looked on the cart and picked up a bucket of rancid cream. Summer held her nose as he poured it over her head. She was totally destroyed but again said “I deserve it”.

Eddie released her from the stocks to warm applause as she smiled over at her Gran. Michelle presented Connie with some flowers and handed Summer a towel as she thanked them both. “One young lady who has hopefully learnt her lesson” she said.

Michelle introduced Karren Brady and her daughter Sophia Peschisolido.

Sophia tottered on in high heels and a thong bikini to lots of wolf whistles. “Welcome to you both” said Michelle. “Would you like to know who will be facing the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks?” she then asked. “I’ve had my toe nails done specially” said Sophia pointing to her brightly painted toe nails. “I’m ready for whatever happens” said a quietly confident Karren. “Well the winner is Sophia” announced Michelle. Sophia looked pleased and said “What am I going to have thrown at my feet then?”. “And the rest of you” said Michelle. Karren couldn’t stop laughing as Sophia said “What!”. Michelle pointed to Summer and Connie. Sophia looked at the gunge covered Summer who waved at her and screamed “No, please help mum, I’ve had my hair done”. “You can get it redone tomorrow” said Karren literally crying with laughter. “She’s wearing one of those G-Strings, is she a porn star” asked Connie. Sophia’s mouth opened and closed as she stammered “I’m a Social Media Influencer”. “You clearly influenced people to vote for you” said Karren reveling at her daughter’s distress.

Eddie came over and took Sophia by the wrist as Karren waved bye to her. “I hate you mum” Sophia screamed. “Look at how I’m dressed, I’d have never done this if I’d known” she pleaded. “Well you are giving all the lads a treat” said Eddie. “I don’t want to” said Sophia. “Well you are dressed no differently to what you post online love” said Karren. Eddie locked the protesting Sophia in the foot stocks and wheeled on the grocers barrow.

Michelle looked at the barrow and picked up a bucket. “I believe your father has Italian heritage” said Michelle. “So you might like this” she added throwing a bucket of spaghetti at Sophia. She screamed as it hit her face and perfectly groomed hair, she grimaced as it ran down her body into her miniscule bikini and slowly cascaded down her toned stomach. “**** it’s gone down my bust” she whined. “Anymore bad language and you’ll get a punishment bucket” warned Michelle. Sophia sat there totally humiliated picking bits of spaghetti out of her hair and cleavage. “Keeping on the Italian theme try this for seconds” said Eddie and threw a bucket of ravioli sauce right over Sophia’s head. The force of the substance hitting her made her gasp for breath as she wiped her eyes and reacted with horror seeing her pride and joy hair now plastered lankly to her face and body. “I hate this” she said almost crying. “But I love it” said Karren laughing uncontrollably at her daughter’s plight.

“I believe that you are very proud of your curvy Italian bum” said Michelle. “No comment” said a surly Sophia. “Well we are doing something different now” said Michelle picking up two big cream cakes. “Eddie please do the honours” she continued. Eddie gently lifted Sophia from her seat and Michelle placed the two cream cakes underneath her. Eddie then suddenly let Sophia go and her ample butt cheeks crashed down on the cream cakes sending the cream everywhere as the crowd roared with laughter. Sophia sat there in shock and open mouthed before exclaiming “They have gone up my bloody bum!”.

Eddie looked at the barrow and picked up another bucket. ” I believe you like to influence products. Have you ever tried Heinz?” and threw a bucket of baked beans at Sophia. The force of the beans knocked her bikini top down and her large boobs were displayed for all to see. Sophia screamed and tried to cover her modesty. Karren was a bit embarrassed for her daughter but couldn’t help but laugh. “Sophia cover yourself up” she ordered. “I’m trying mum” Sophia said meekly as she regained her modesty.

Michelle looked at the barrow and picked up another bucket. “Karren said you are very entitled so I think you are entitled to a bucket of Semolina” she said. “I hate that” screamed Sophia as it hit her squarely in the face and ran down her body. She would have wiggled and fought in the seat but it would have only made the cream cakes go further up her bum.

She sat there a dejected mess. “Only one more to go Sophia” Michelle said. “But this one has been chosen by your mum. What have you chosen Karren?” he asked. “When she was young Sophia really hated baby food and used to throw it all over herself. So let’s recreate that” said Karren. “Please no” screamed Sophia as Eddie lifted the biggest churn off the barrow and walked towards her.

“We have a guest joining us by video link” said Michelle. “The screen showed Lord Sugar” sat behind his desk. “Hello Michelle, hello Karren” said Lord Sugar. “Hi Alan” said Karren. “We are having a bit of fun at Sophia’s expense” she added. “Say hello to Uncle Alan” she continued as Sophia gave a dejected wave. “What can we do for you?” said Michelle. “Well I’ll donate £10k to your chosen charity if Karren joins Sophia for the last gunging” said Lord Sugar. A look of horror suddenly came over Karren’s face and Sophia began to smile. “Also I’ve got a West Ham kit there for you to wear” Lord Sugar added. Eddie bought on the kit and a portable cubicle for Karren to change in.

Karren looked at the crowd who started to chant “Karren, Karren” and at Sophia who shouted “Come on mum” before reluctantly saying “Okay”. Karren disappeared into the tent whilst Sophia shouted “Hurry up mum, there is cream up my fu-fu” which made everyone laugh. Karren emerged wearing a West Ham short sleeved top and shorts to a few whistles. She had pulled the shorts up to showcase her legs. “Not bad legs for 51” she joked.

She walked over to Sophia and sat on her lap. “I love you mum” Sophia said. “And I love you too, Soph” said Karren hugging her before adding “Look at the bloody state of you”. Eddie picked up the giant churn as Sophia and Karren comically held each others noses and he emptied a deluge of baby food over them. Karren screamed as it destroyed her hair and Sophia did likewise when her bikini top came down again. Karren quickly put them back in place and they sat there a double bedraggled mess. “This was ****** fun” shouted Sophia. “Right you’ve got to face a punishment bucket” said Michelle. “Perfect” shouted Sophia and kept a firm hold of Karren who was trying to move. “Where are you going Mum” Sophia said laughing. Karren suddenly realised what she had done and said ” That was clever”.

“You clearly have a close relationship, this will make you even closer” said Eddie and slowly emptied a bucket of black treacle over the mother and daughter. Sophia’s already destroyed hair was now a black mess and Karren was engulfed in treacle too, Sophia had let go of Karren but Karren hadn’t realised it as she playfully rubbed the treacle into Sophia’s body. Karren did scream when Sophia stuck a load of mush down her shorts. “That went into my knickers!” she exclaimed.

To loud applause Eddie helped Karren up and released Sophia from the stocks. Sophia went to get up but slipped and pulled Karren down on top of her. Michelle said “Thank you Lord Alan Sugar” who was crying with laughter. “I’ll up the donation to £15k as they were such good sports and it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years” he said. Sophia and Karren were now back on their feet looking at each other and still laughing as they hugged again. Michelle welcomed Summer and Connie back onto join them. “It seems that family squabbles however big or small can be settled on The Slime Splosh Roadshow” she concluded as they all waved goodbye.

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“Hi Michelle Ackerley here with a chance to vote on the fate of 4 female celebrities in Episode 4 of The Slime Splosh Roadshow” Michelle said.

“As you can see I’ve been enjoying the bank holiday sunny weather and to raise the stakes in the end of series vote against our Overseer Eddie Hall. I’ve agreed that I’ll wear this bikini for the final episode. But I’m sure that none of you will want to see me get gunged again. Eddie has agreed to wear a pair of Speedos but I do wonder if lycra can stretch that much. Also my hair will be down but I don’t want any soup down my bikini bottoms hint hint” Michelle said smiling to the camera.

After the hilarious last episode with mother and daughter duo Karren Brady and Sophia Peschisolido. We have another Mother and Daughter duo who are prepared to face the vote and risk a gunging in the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks. They are singer Mabel and her mother the legendary Neneh Cherry. They have also agreed to wear the outfits below they wore at this year’s Brit Awards to be potentially gunged in.

“Lets see why the are prepared to risk their dignity for a good cause” said Michelle. They cut to a video of Neneh and Mabel sat together. “We were watching last week’s episode and I felt a bit sorry for Sophia but mum thought it was hilarious” said Mabel. “I asked her how she’ like to have her mass of hair all plastered down and gunged” she continued. “So I said to her would she be brave enough to put her money where her mouth is and take me on” said Neneh. “I thought mum was mad at first but she does do fun crazy things and getting gunged at 56 years old would probably top the lot” Mabel said. “We have agreed to wear our Brit Award outfits. Mabel wouldn’t tell me if she was wearing underwear or not that night. If Eddie hits her full force with a bucket of something horrible. We might just find out” teased Neneh. “Mum behave! Please vote for her” said Mabel. “You’ve got a lot of fans but they haven’t seen your fun side so please vote for Mabel” Neneh concluded.

“Two feisty ladies prepared to risk their dignity and have a bit of fun here are the numbers” said Michelle reading out the respective voting numbers. “I love Mabel’s music but Neneh is a heroine of mine so a tough one to choose from” she added.

“How I’m dressed now is appropriate as the other vote is a bikini challenge between another mother and daughter. This time a former soap partnership Tina O’Brien and Lucy Fallon from Coronation Street” said Michelle. “I feel like I’d love a swim now with all these bikinis” joked Michelle but she got hit by a surprise bucket of cold water. She stood there dripping wet her hair slightly flattened down but saw the funny side of it. “No more buckets of water” she said. “Here is Tina and Lucy’s video” she continued.

“Lucy played my daughter on Coronation Street for five years and we had a great time on and off the camera” said Tina. “Whilst I played her daughter, in real life Tina is more like a big sister as she is only 12 years than me” said Lucy. “When Lucy first joined Corrie I took her under my wing but I loved to wind her up” said Tina. “She is a big practical joker, she’d tell me lines were changed and was a notorious farter” said Lucy. “I think that Lucy is jealous as I had a lot of fun doing the Lad’s Magazines and they were a nice earner” said Tina. “She always talked about her Lad’s Magazine photoshoots so I challenged her to do this in a bikini” said Lucy. “Yes, I’ve agreed to slip into a bikini again but I severely hope that you vote for Lucy. To see her lovely blonde hair all gunged and matted would be hilarious and I’ll help throw a bucket or too so you’ll see me jiggling about in my bikini” teased Tina. “When you all vote for Tina and she gets gunged with something horrible you’ll hear her scream in her funny little voice and her two children would love to see Mummy getting messy. Plus if Tina wins I’ll do a cart wheel in my bikini. I just hope everything stays in” said Lucy with a naughty smile.

“Well there you have it, a bikini battle between two very game actresses. Here are the numbers to text or call” said Michelle reading out the voting details. “It is so nice here I’d love an ice cream” she said but got hit with a bucket of melted ice cream. The coldness make her stop in her tracks, she stood there her hair totally flattened, the ice cream ran down her face and body. She wiped her eyes clear and said “I’d say something very rude but I might get a punishment bucket. That has gone down my bum you sods” as the crew roared with laughter. “I know I said no more buckets of water but I’d have preferred one of them” she said jokingly and promptly got hit with another bucket of cold water. “I’ll be talking to my lawyers later” Michelle joked as she signed off and waved her fist playfully at the still laughing crew as she gratefully accepted a towel.

Who gets gunged out of Neneh or Mabel and Tina or Lucy you decide. I’ll leave this vote open until at least tomorrow night. There will be more fictional characters in future episodes this is a one-off double celebrity version.

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“Welcome to another episode of Slime Splosh Roadshow live this time from Manchester with me, Michelle Ackerley and our Overseer the mighty Eddie Hall” Michelle said.

“You are looking very summery today Michelle” said Eddie. “Thanks Eddie I’m gearing up to our end of series challenge you and me in our beachwear for the Public Vote over who faces the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks” said Michelle. “You upped the anti by daring me to wear my Speedos but if you are prepared to slip into a bikini then I’m game” grinned Eddie. “You in your Speedos will be a fun sight, the viewers saw me in my bikini in the voting preview for this episode” joked Michelle. “I hear you got gunged again?” said Eddie. “Yes two buckets of water and a very cold bucket of melting ice cream thanks to that lot!” said Michelle playfully waving her fist at the crew. “At least a full outfit didn’t get messy” said Eddie. “I ended up with ice cream down my bikini briefs. How would you like it down your Speedos when I gunge you in the season finale” said Michelle. “Well we can swap outfits for that challenge if you like and you’ll find out. But you’d be holding your arms tightly to your chest” teased Eddie. “However much I’d love to see you in my bikini, you might get one ball in it. I won’t be covering my boobs with one hand and trying to hold up a pair of giant Speedos in the other” joked Michelle.

Her and Eddie got on well. He thought she was a good sport and up for fun and had taken her couple of gungings well. She knew Eddie was only teasing her about swapping outfits, he was like a huge big brother to her and would always look out for her. “How about we up the odds a bit and I don’t mean flashing more flesh” said Michelle. “What are you proposing?” asked Eddie. “One bucket of something nasty goes down whoever gets gunged Speedos or Bikini Bottoms” challenged Michelle. “You are on” said Eddie holding out a huge hand for Michelle to shake. She shook his hand and he playfully sunk to the ground pretending she had overpowered him.

“This time you were voting on a celebrity double header firstly please welcome another Mother and Daughter duo who are prepared to risk a gunging in the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks. They are singer Mabel and her mother the legendary Neneh Cherry. They have also agreed to wear the outfits below they wore at this year’s Brit Awards to be potentially gunged in” said Michelle as she welcomed Neneh and Mabel.

Neneh and Mabel walked on looking very glamorous but both sensibly wearing trainers. “Hi Neneh and hi Mabel. Are you both prepared to face your potential fate?” Michelle asked. “I’m up for it” said Neneh removing her jacket to reveal a bra-less vest top and incredible abs for someone who is 56. “Your mum looks incredible doesn’t she?” Michelle asked Mabel. “She’ll look even more incredible when she has half a dozen buckets of nasty food stuff over her glorious hair” said Mabel feistily. “So you are confident then Mabel?” asked Michelle. “I know mum is iconic but I’ve got a big fanbase so I think they would vote for her” said Mabel. “They could well vote for you” said Neneh.

“Can you bring on the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks please Eddie” said Michelle. Eddie carried on and placed down the Foot Stocks.

Neneh and Mabel hugged each excitedly as Michelle prepared to announce the result. “The winner by an overwhelming margin is Mabel” Michelle said as Mabel shrieked in shock and Neneh pointed at her laughing. “Eddie please put Mabel into the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks” said Michelle. Mabel jokingly jumped into Eddie’s arms and waved to the crowd as he carried her to and secured her into the stocks. “She’s taken it very well” Michelle said to Neneh. “Yes she’s always up for a laugh but I don’t know whether she’ll be laughing in a few minutes time” replied Neneh.

Eddie wheeled on the market barrow full of buckets of food substances. Mabel was sat in the foot stocks still waving and laughing as Michelle looked at the range of buckets. She picked up one and showed it to Neneh. “Good choice” said Neneh. “What is it mum?” Mabel asked. “You’ll find out soon enough” Neneh replied. “Well your mum’s surname is Cherry so how about a lovely bucket of thick cherry yogurt?” said Michelle and launched the substance at Mabel. It went in her face and over her head covering her sleek bob. Mabel wiped her eyes clear as it ran down her face and into her ample cleavage. “One of my favourite bands is Bowling for Soup, so please see what you think of this? said Eddie launching a bucket of Lentil soup at Mabel. Again she took it squarely in the face. Her hair was now a mass of yogurt plastered down against her head. “It’s running down my boobs” Mabel complained jokingly. “Does everything have to be band and food related? Mabel joked. “It can be if you like?” asked Michelle. “Bring it on” challenged Mabel. “Okay then did you like The Cranberries?” asked Michelle and threw a bucket of Cranberry sauce over Mabel’s head. The thick red sauce ran down her body. She tasted a bit of it off the end of her finger saying “I love it!”

“Do you want another band and food related one?” Eddie asked. “What have you got Bananarama, Cream, The Sugarcubes?” Mabel challenged. “One of my mum’s favourite songs is Everything I Own” said Eddie. “Who recorded that?” asked a sodden Mabel. “You’ve never heard of Bread?” replied Eddie and launched a bucket of bread sauce with such force at Mabel it made her dress fall down. Luckily she was wearing a strapless bra. As the thick white sauce ran down her and soaked her already discoloured. Mabel struggled to readjust her dress so Neneh went over to help her but as she helped her daughter secure her dress Mabel grabbed hold of her mum and rubbed a lot of the gunge into Neneh’s hair and onto her face. “Dare you to face the next bucket with me mum!” Mabel challenged her. “Go on then” said Neneh gamely.

“I cannot believe I’m going to gunge Neneh Cherry” said Michelle excitedly. She looked at the buckets. “We cannot have another corny band and food related one. Let’s give you both a classic gunging substance” she added throwing a bucket of baked beans at the duo. Neneh gamely lent in front of her daughter and took must of it over her head. Numerous beans stayed in her mane of hair as she cleared her eyes. “I’ve got beans down my tits” she proclaimed. “Mum!” a shocked Mabel shouted.

“Our last item is the victor’s choice. So Neneh what have you chosen for Mabel?” Eddie asked. “My first album was called Raw Like Sushi, so I think Mabel will enjoy this” said Neneh. “What have you bloody chosen mum?” Mabel shrieked fearing the worse as Eddie picked up a giant churn and walked over and stood behind Mabel. “Please nothing like Fish Guts” she continued. “Got it in one” said Eddie and emptied a deluge of fish guts over Mabel’s head. Mabel really didn’t like this and banged her hands against her seat to get through it. “That was a bit rotten” Michelle said to a laughing Neneh. “I hope they were very rotten” replied Neneh.

Eddie released Mabel from the stocks as she ran over and hugged a retreating Neneh whilst almost falling over her sodden evening dress. Mabel rubbed a load of the fish guts into her mum’s hair as they both laughed at each other. “Please give a huge hand to a very fishy duo Mabel and her mum Neneh Cherry” said Michelle. However as they walked off they glanced at the barrow. Suddenly Mabel ran back and grabbed hold of Michelle and held the back of summer trousers open as Neneh swiftly emptied a bucket of mashed banana puree over Michelle’s head. Both rubbed it in as Michelle screamed and then screamed louder as she felt it go down her trousers. “I don’t believe it. I’ve been gunged by Neneh Cherry and got bananas in my knickers” she shrieked as Neneh and Mabel retreated to the side of the set laughing.

Eddie bought Michelle a towel to wipe her eyes and hands but she had to continue presenting covered in the banana mush. “Never mind the clothes are provided by the production company” he said. “I never thought I’d be presenting with mashed bananas down my knickers thanks to Neneh Cherry!” joked Michelle. “Wash them out in the hotel sink tonight” Neneh shouted on. “Good job I packed a spare pair” Michelle retorted. “We can start a go fund me Buy Michelle Ackerley a third pair of knickers” Eddie cheekily suggested. “I own more than two pairs” said an indigent Michelle who was trying to keep a straight face. “How many do you own?” shouted in Mabel. “More than two pairs” Michelle repeated. “Oh she must have a crotchless pair as well” teased Neneh. Michelle looked a bit shocked. “Let’s give Michelle a big cheer, she’s a beautiful young woman, a great TV presenter and even better sport” Neneh said quickly realising she may have gone a bit too far.

The crowd cheered for Michelle who seemed a bit emotional. “Thank you for that Neneh, it did mean a lot coming from you. That’s something to put on my resume – gunged with banana puree which went down my knickers and given a big cheer all by Neneh Cherry” as Neneh ran on and hugged her.

“Anyway our second celebrity duo are a Soap Mother and Daughter combination who upped the ate by making their Slime Splosh Roadshow match up a bikini challenge. So please welcome Tina O’Brien and Lucy Fallon” said Michelle. The bikini clad Tina and Lucy walked on arm in arm humming the Banana Splits Theme. “Very funny” said a laughing Michelle.

“How did we agree to do this” joked Tina. “Too many JDs and cokes” replied Lucy. “Well you also promised to do something else” Michelle reminded them. “Yes if I escape the gunge I’ll do a star jump” said Tina and “I’ll do a cart wheel” said Lucy. “We must have been really drunk that night” admitted Tina. “Well lets bring on the goods please Eddie” said Michelle as Eddie wheeled on a freshly restocked market barrow. “You two had better not throw any of that stuff over me” Michelle joked. “I promise I won’t” said Lucy. “So do I” added Tina.

The two girls hugged each other as Michelle awaited to read out the result. “This is a first, it’s a tie” she announced. Tina and Lucy looked at each other. Michelle waited for instruction. “In the event of a tie each contestant receives 3 buckets each including the victor’s choice” she confirmed. “That’s not too bad” said Tina. “I can take that” said Lucy.
“Who wants to go first?” Michelle asked. “I’ll let Tina go first” said Lucy. “Thanks” said Tina slightly sarcastically and began to walk towards Eddie and the stocks.

“There is something you both need to do first” said Michelle. “Neither of us won” said Lucy. “But neither of you lost” retorted Michelle. “Okay fair enough” said Tina. She stood there barely able to stop laughing and said “I cannot believe I’m going to do this” and crouched down. She leapt up into a star jump and quickly grabbed hold of her boobs to ensure they stayed in her bikini top. “One of the advantages of having smaller boobs” she joked. Lucy walked a few steps away and did a fairly impressive cart wheel. “I’ve done them on the beach in a bikini before” she admitted.

Eddie eventually lead Tina to the stocks and locked her feet in. Michelle looked at the barrow and selected a bucket. “This is appropriate for you. Betty’s hotpot” she said as she threw a bucket of stew over Tina. Her tanned body was turned brown with thick gravy which also stuck her hair to her face and ran down her body. “I like nothing better than Fish and Chips especially with mushy peas” said Eddie and threw a bucket of mushy peas at Tina. It hit her squarely in the face and slowly dropped down her body. “Some has gone in my belly button” she joked. “It’ll flavour the fluff” joked Lucy.

“Now what have you chosen as victor’s surprise?” Michelle asked Lucy. “Well Tina farts a lot so I’ve chosen something I think she eats” replied Lucy. “I don’t fart” protested a laughing Tina. Eddie picked up the giant churn and stood behind Tina before suddenly cascading a load of cabbage soup over her head. Tina gasped and let out a high pitched scream as the disgusting green mush covered her. Slowly she wiped her eyes and regained her composure as Eddie released her from the stocks.

Lucy took her seat and was secured in. Michelle looked at the buckets and selected one merely saying interesting. Before suddenly launching a bucket of Eccles cake batter at Lucy who was taken totally off guard and took a mouthful. She sat there dripping in batter her blonde locks already messed up. Eddie looked at the buckets and said “I love Manchester Tart” and threw a bucket of cream with great force at Lucy. Again it took her by surprise and she fell back in her seat with one boob momentarily escaping from her bikini top before she quickly pushed it back in and sat back up smiling.

“What have you chosen for Lucy as victor’s surprise?” Michelle asked Tina. “Well Lucy always moans when I talk about Blackpool Rock” said Tina. As Eddie lifted down the giant churn which was nearly as big as Tina and said “This is heavier” than usual Lucy mouthed “You bitch” at a laughing Tina. Eddie stood behind Lucy and she awaited her fate. A mass of Blackpool rock mixture like a multi coloured treacle slowly ran onto her head forming a large sticky puddle there before over flowing down her hair onto her face and body. Lumps of it fell onto her boobs, onto her toned midriff into her lap and onto her legs. It took about 5 minutes for all the mixture to finally fall onto Lucy and she sat there barely able to move due to the weight of her deluge.

Eddie released her feet from the stocks and slowly she got up wiping her eyes clear as the audience cheered and laughed. “I’m not doing another cartwheel” she joked as she splodged over to Michelle and Tina. “That was probably our best ever victor’s choice” said Michelle. “It was certainly original” said Lucy.

“Please give it up for two gorgeous game ladies Tina O’Brien and Lucy Fallon” said Michelle as Eddie gave both girls a towel and the crowd applauded them. Also please thank again Mabel and Neneh Cherry” said Michelle as Mabel and Neneh joined her again. “And our Overseer Eddie Hall” Michelle added.

As Eddie walked back on Tina and Lucy sneaked around the massive man and quietly picked a remaining bucket off the barrow. “This is me, Michelle Ackerley until next time on Slime Splosh Road Show” said Michelle who suddenly had a bucket of custard emptied over her head and the bucket left on her head by a laughing Tina and Lucy.

As the credits rolled Michelle removed the bucket and screamed “I don’t believe it!”. She was a cross between mad and almost laughing at her predicament. “I didn’t” said Tina. “Nor did I” said Lucy. “But we did” they both chorused. Michelle wiped her eyes and saw Eddie laughing and ran towards him. He ran off with all the girls chasing him and throwing what ever they could find his way as he dodged bits of mush in what was almost a Benny Hill chase scene.

Any female TV duos or ladies from the same programme or TV department past or present you’d like to see me put up for the vote. I’ve got ideas I can use but any suggestions you’d like me to consider please let me know. The made up wayward young ladies will return next time.

Tiswas/OTT revival I can hopefully keep to just two more parts which I hope to get done by the weekend. With so many characters I’ve had to take a break from writing it in order to remember who was where and wearing or not wearing what.

Flame and Cleo Demetriou will also hopefully have fun with Cleo’s So Awkward co-stars Ameerah Falzon-Ojo and Sophia Dall’aglio at an illicit 19th birthday party for Cleo next week.

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All of the producers and production crew had been working hard to ensure that the final of the Charity Gunge Grand Prix was the messiest it could possible be, lots of votes had been cast throughout the competition and after many rounds now only 2 potential candidates remained as the finalists.

One woman who had been nominated and had reached the Semi-Final stage was Rachel Riley, the producers decided to call her up.

“Hi Rachel, it’s Mandy from CGGP I would like to invite you to join us for the grand finale”

Rachel’s face dropped she had been so keen to avoid getting messy and if she had made the final, she would now only have a 50% of staying clean.

“I guess I don’t have a choice if the viewers have voted for me to make the final” she said rather reluctantly, but Mandy spoke up to clarify that she wasn’t asking Rachel to be a finalist and explained that had hoped she would agree to host the final.

“Oh fantastic! Yes, I absolutely would love to be the host if this means I can come on the show gunge the winner and stay clean myself” her mood shifting dramatically in a split second, a relieved Rachel got off the phone with the knowledge she would be having a fun Sunday evening.

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Rachel Riley stood on stage wearing a bright yellow tight dress, which emphasized her perfect figure, she was waiting for the producer to give her the go ahead.

“Hello, and welcome to the grand final of this years Charity Gunge Grand Prix.

I am your host for the night, Rachel Riley, and I am very happy to be here tonight in a hosting capacity, why you might ask?

Well I was knock out in the Semi Final, and that meant I came close to being a participant in the final, however thank you to all the viewers out there who helped to avoid making that happen.

However, we do have two ladies who have made it to the final, and the good news for them is that no matter what both ladies will walk away tonight with a cool £50,000 for their chosen charity.

Unfortunately for them that is about the only good piece of news, as one of them will be winning our grand prize and therefore becoming the champion of course with a name like ‘Charity Gunge Grand Prix’ the winner won’t be walking away with a nice gold trophy.

She will be going down our ramp and being deposited into this large smelly gunk pit.” The camera cut to a drone that was now hovering above the gunk and allowed the viewers to see just how horrible it looked with its thick skin of brown and green gunk resting on the top. In white writing the words ‘CGGP Champion’ were emblazoned on it.

Rachel continued to explain the viewers. “As you see we have two seats both at the bottom of a ramp the finalists will sit in one, we will then have a quiz and the first one to reach the top will become our ‘winner’”. She said smirking at the thought of the prize on offer.

“The runner up might manage to stay clean depending on how she performs, as we have a few surprises for the contestants as they move on up the ramp”

After this Rachel turned away from the dunk gunk and faced the audience directly, “I think it is time we meet our first finalist, don’t you?” The audience roared with approval eager to find out which two had reached the final.

Rachel welcomed out onto the stage the actress Hayley Atwell, the busty 38-year-old approached Rachel nervously, she had been rather reluctant to come on but with it being for charity she knew she had little choice but to be a good sport.

She was wearing high heels, some black jeans and a red blouse, looking as stylish as she always did and was hoping that she would manage to stay clean as she had only been informed after her arrival that they would not be provided clothes during the show after the yellow/blue tops had not arrived.

Rachel announced that during the competition that Hayley had won her group stage before knocking out Lily James in the second round, Katherine Ryan in the third round and then pipped competition favourite Jennifer Lawrence in the fourth round.

After the women discussed some of the roles that Hayley had played during her successful career, she was then told to make herself comfortable on one of the seats on the ramp whilst Rachel moved to invite the second finalist on the stage.

“Please give a warm welcome for surprise finalist and elite sportswoman Sam Quek!“ Rachel announced.

A former England international hockey player, who had recently become more well known for her wide-ranging sports interest and TV roles such as I’m a Celeb although mainly led by her love of football and Liverpool meant she was now a more household name than during her hockey career.

Sam walked out to a slightly smaller cheer than Hayley had received but still loud enough that meant she was in no doubt the audience would be happy no matter who ended up in the goo, she was 7 years younger than Hayley and was hoping that might help her when it came to avoiding the gunk.

Rachel announced that after qualifying from her group stage she had knocked out Chloe Moretz in the second round, followed by gunge legend herself Holly Willoughby in round Three before pipping Sian Welby in the fourth round.

Sam was wearing her open high heels, some white skinny jeans and a smart black top, with a beige jacket over it, she looked a little more relaxed than Hayley evidently her time in the jungle had shown she was more open for weird things.

She hugged Rachel and joked with her about trading places, but the blonde host shut that idea down quickly as the two moved onto speaking about Sam’s post playing career as she tried to increase her fame she was enthused about coming on the show and doing her bit for charity albeit with the aim of staying clean herself, Rachel informed Sam that she would now be allowed to wear her jacket and so she removed it, revealing more of her smart black sleeveless top.

After a small break the show resumed with both Hayley and Sam now seated in their respective seats overlooking the gunk dunk, both considerably less comfortable than they had been when they walked onto the stage.

“Now ladies you are going to take turns to be asked a question if you get it correct you will be staying where you are, and your opponent will be moved up to the next level. However, if you answer it incorrectly your opponent will stay in their current position and you instead will be moved upwards.

Once you reach the fourth and final level you will be crowned our Charity Gunge Grand Prix Champion and will immediately get to claim your prize.”

As she finished speaking, she gestured to the tank from her podium making it clear to the women that the winner would be getting very messy.

“Now then in order to decide who should get to go first in answering a question we need to do something; I know the first one of you to raise her arm and tell me how amazing I am is the winner”

There was a slight pause as the two women didn’t realise, she was serious before they both shot their hands up into the air shouting “You are amazing” at Rachel.

“Why thank you both so much, very kind of you to say” Rachel jokingly replied before she announced that Sam had beaten Hayley who sporting pedigree standing out over the actress, who winced knowing it was now potentially out of her hands if Sam could answer all the questions correctly.

“okay Sam, here is your first question

When did Liverpool last win the Premier League?”

Sam began to say an answer before stopping herself, she then confidently replied “This is a trick question Liverpool have never won the Premier league.

Rachel smiled at Sam “I am very happy to say that is the correct answer Sam, and long may it continue.” This led to a scowl from Sam as she remembered that Rachel supported Manchester United just as much as she did Liverpool.

“Unfortunately, Hayley that means you will be moving up to the second tier, and we also have a nice surprise for you too”. Rachel smugly announced.

Hayley put her head in her hands as the chair was cranked up to the second tier, the audience cheering as it did so when suddenly a small wave of red gunge splashed down onto the top of her head, her face screwed up in disgust as the slimy liquid coated the top of her head.

Whilst it was fairly watered down the gunge still dribbled down the front of her and onto her top when the pouring had finished a now slightly gungey Hayley wiped it away from her eyes trying to flick the mess off her hands for fear of wiping it back onto herself again, her mind now intently set on avoiding the gunk dunk in front of her.

Rachel moved to ask Hayley her question which the actress was able to guess thanks to it being themed around her marvel character Peggy Carter and so it was her time to smile as she looked at Sam who flinched expecting the gunge to drop on her.

The chair slowly moved up into position as the audience chanted ‘Crank her up’ at Rachel’s instruction, once in position Sam relaxed a little thinking that the gunge was only for Hayley, however this was a mistake and green gunge of a similar mixture to the red on Hayley dropped down onto her.

She squealed as the cold goo dribble down her back further arching her front, only ensuring the gunge slid all the way down her back and into the back of her jeans, feeling the slimey muck on her bum as she now sat considerably less comfortably on her seat, Sam awaited her second question.

The sportswoman had a look of panic as she heard Rachel speak, and so it came as no surprise to anyone when she failed to correctly answer the question. “Oh crap” she said loudly to the audience’s amusement as then once again started to chant ‘crank her up’ led by the thrilled conductor Rachel.

Hayley relaxed a little as she looked over to her left seeing Sam moving above her for the first time, now only two steps away from the top, suddenly a loud shriek was heard from Sam as a larger torrent of custard that matched Rachel’s dress colour slopped down onto her head, her dark hair quickly disappearing under the flow as more of her top took a hit compared to the gunge.

As Rachel turned to ask Hayley her second question Sam shifted nervously in her seat, now well aware that if Hayley was able to answer it correctly, she would be only one position away from going into the gunk dunk.

Her fears were almost confirmed when Hayley confidently answered Rachel’s questions.

“Well done Hayley that was a good answer” she nodded her head as if to say she knew that but Rachel then added “Unfortunately we aren’t looking for good answers, we need perfect answers and so that is incorrect, what do we do with her ladies and gentlemen?”

Hayley looked shocked as Sam punched the air at earning a slight reprieve as the audience started their familiar chant Hayley shook her head in disappointment completely forgetting that she faced a downpour of cold custard like Sam when she reached her second stop.

The custard contrasted with the red gunge on her red top as it slid down from the top of her head dripping down onto the tip of her nose as she sat with her eyes closed waiting for it to stop pouring, her black jeans now housing a custard pool as she helplessly unable to stop the cold substance from seeping inside her clothes and against her underwear.

It was time for the 5th question, Sam’s third the topic was space with Rachel reading out the question, Hayley was glad she did not get asked it as she had no idea and judging from Sam’s look, she also was unsure.

However, as Rachel pressured Sam for an answer she hesitantly gave ‘Titan’ as one shrugging her shoulders as she did so.

“Wow, well done Sam I get the feeling that was a lucky guess, it is the largest of Saturn’s moons.” To which Sam’s grin and nod confirmed Rachel’s theory.

“But that means for you Hayley it’s time to crank you up” She shouted as the chair began to rise and Hayley sported an anxious expression as the chair came to rest now just one level away from the top and her being crowned the champion.

This time her surprise was thick chunky slime, made from mixing gunge with porridge to ensure the horrible substance felt as bad as it looked as it cascaded down onto Hayley’s head, she tried to look forward as she shrivelled up in disgust as the thick blue mixture slopped down onto her.

“I can see you didn’t like that one Hayley, but I can tell you if you don’t get the next question correct you will be facing some much worse than our chunky slime”

The usually immaculately styled brown eyed woman was now perilously close to the gunk dunk and her nervous were beginning to show as she asked Rachel to repeat the question as she tried to think of the answer, the chunky slime had managed to flow inside her top and as a heavy substance had pulled the loose material down exposing more of Hayley’s large cleavage.

“I can confirm Hayley that answer was….

….Incorrect” Rachel finished after a long and painful delay for Hayley.

Hayley put her messy head in her hands as she felt the chair crank up one again as the audience now changed their chant to ‘Gunk her, gunk her” repeatedly as Sam cheered wildly before starting to chant as well.

After the chair slotted into place Rachel spoke to Hayley. “Congratulations Hayley, you are the winner of the Charity Gunge Grand Prix, how do you feel and are you ready to collect your prize?” she added gleefully.

Hayley shook her head as she spoke “No, I can’t believe I am the winner, thanks to everyone who voted for me to get this far. I guess at least the money will still be good for my charity I only wish I’d been in Sam’s place right now and not here.”

After this the sparks on the chair dramatically flashed as she began to move forwards, it picked up momentum before reaching the bottom of the ramp and flung the helpless and shrieking Hayley into the gunk dunk face first, which quieted her screams as she took a mouthful of the gunk.

She pierced the surface feeling the thick congealed messy skin on the tank against her face before disappearing under the surface as the chunky mixed mess engulfed her, Hayley felt the icky substance which now soaked her clothes as she reappeared to a thunderous applause, she felt so disgusted as the smelly mixture rose up to her chest.

She could tell that not only were her jeans and blouse ruined but her matching purple bra and thong would be unlikely to survive to messing as she tried desperately to wipe some of the mess form her face and hair.

Unbeknownst to Hayley whilst she was trying to regain her composure Sam had been handed a button by the production crew.

“Sam how would you like to offer your congratulations to the winner, as a close runner up how do you feel?”

“Hayley, I would like to say you really deserve to be the winner, I am honoured to be runner up to you, and I am very happy to offer my own congratulations to you” and with that she pressed her button.

I hopper stored above the gunk dunk opened up and a mix of porridge, beans and gunge rained down onto the top of Hayley from above as the onslaught of sudden mess took her by surprise as causing her to dunk herself under the mess once again before reappearing completely covered for a second time, only eventually wiping her eyes when brave enough to hope the mess had finished.

The audience were all holding their camera’s as they tried to take photos of the beautiful and sophisticated actress now covered in all kind of sloppy gunk as she stood holding her ruined blouse in place.

Sam had now joined Rachel on the main stage “Well Sam you didn’t manage to escape fully clean but I’m sure the £50,000 will be good compensation for your chosen charity”

“Thanks Rachel, I’m a little disappointed to have not managed to stay completely clean but I’m hopeful I should be able to get my clothes cleans which is something I doubt Hayley will be able to do” she added with a smirk before heading off the stage to get cleaned up.

Rachel then turned to the destroyed Hayley who had been helped out of the tank and was now standing dripping all kinds of mess onto the floor, as Rachel stepped back far enough to be safe from any splashes, she thanked Hayley for being a great sport, the actress had a pained face that suggested she wasn’t exactly enjoying the experience.

As Hayley then moved to go and get cleaned up, she was called back by Rachel and told the shocked actress that before going to get cleaned off she needed to head into the ‘selfie zone’ so that members of the audience come down and pose alongside the new champion…

The show ended with a reply and close up from several angles detailed Hayley’s trip into the gunk dunk from a tankside camera and one fitted to the chair that showed a close up of her custard covered bum being flung from the chair and her ungraceful flight into the mess.

As Rachel let a production staff member manoeuvre the sloppy Hayley into the ‘selfie zone’ as she made a hasty exit keen to ensure she remained clean.

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“Welcome to the preview and voting details of Slime Splosh Roadshow Episode 5” said a serious looking Michelle Ackerley.

“There has been too much tomfoolery especially in my direction on this show. I’ve been gunged in the stocks once, had two buckets of water and a bucket of melted ice cream chucked over me when I was looking good in my bikini and last episode I got a bucket of mashed bananas and custard poured over me, I have had to thoroughly wash one sportswear outfit, a bikini, one bra and two pairs of knickers thanks to you lot” Michelle said to a laughing crew.

Waving her stick and looking over her fake glasses she said “There will be no throwing gunge over me this week or you’ll all get 100 lines”. The crew replied “Yes Miss Ackerley”. Taking off her glasses Michelle introduced the celebrity contestants for Episode 5 – Eastenders actresses Danielle Harold and Jessica Plummer.

They cut to a video of Danielle and Jessica sat together. “We both love watching Slime Splosh Roadshow especially when those wayward girls get gunged. Bianca in episode 2 was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen” said Danielle. “We were joking with each other that we looked a bit like some of those girls” said Jessica. “Me with my blonde extensions and Jess when she goes a bit ghetto can be seen as a bit chavvy” joked Danielle. “Also we wondered whose hair would look funnier covered in gunge. Dani with her extensions or me with my afro hair” said Jessica. “So when Eastenders were approached if any of their cast were willing to take part we both agreed” said Danielle. “Plus we are going to dress a bit chavvy for our appearance” said Jessica laughing as the above photo was shown. “We’ll raise some money for charity and have a laugh. But please vote for Jess. Her little girl would chuckle with delight to see her gunged and Jess would take it well” said Danielle. “I’m up for this but please vote for Dani, she’ll look like a drowned rat covered in gunge. She is my best friend in the cast put please vote for her” Jessica said.

“Well two young actresses up for a bit of fun. Here are the numbers to call or text for who you want to see in the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks” said Michelle.

“This time we have the return of two wayward girls who have opted to risk facing the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks rather than the magistrates. Amy-Kylie Murray and Kimberley Murphy. Here they are and the outfits they will face their potential gungings in” said Michelle

“Amy-Kylie was arrested for smashing a younger girls mobile phone and Kimberley was arrested for being drunk and fighting a pub landlady. Here are the numbers to call and text” Michelle said.

“I’m glad that the crew has been well behaved so join us next time for Episode 5 of the Slime Splosh Road Show when there will be lots of gunge and clowning around” said Michelle. Suddenly two of the crew dress as clowns ran on. One gave Michelle a double custard pie sandwich on her face and the other stuck a hat full of shaving cream on her head. Michelle screamed “Not again” as the pies fell from her face and she ran after the two perpetrators with the cream filled hat still on her head. She then took the hat off and threw it at them revealing her cream covered hair as the episode ended.

Who wins out of Danielle or Jessica and Amy Kylie and Kimberley. Please decide. I’ll leave this poll up until tomorrow night.

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The announcers voice boomed over the studio.

“Welcome to Double Dare, now here is your host, Liza Koshy!”

Koshy jogged out to the cheers of the crowd. “Hellooooo, everyone! My name is Liza Koshy, and this is Double Dare! Now, who here likes wrestling.” The crowd cheered until Koshy spoke again. “Well tonight, a wrestling feud will be solved here. Two groups will battle for bragging rights. Now lets welcome our combatants. First, Team NXT!”

The six ladies came out to cheers and with an air of confidence. “Welcome ladies”, announced Koshy. “I hope youre ready, cause here are your opponents. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Team Independents.”

Liza continued again, “So tonight, these ladies will compete in a battle. A relay race to determine who is best, the ladies of NXT, or the ladies of independent wrestling. Each lady is gonna go through a challenge, and we’re gonna see who’s ready to do what it takes to win, cause youre all gonna get a little messy. There will be tunnels of mess, buckets of slime, pies, pools, dunk tanks. And the winners get a trophy, while the losers, well, dont. Who’s ready to start?” The teams nodded, and Koshy began again “Well in that case, lets begin…”

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Cleo Demetriou had been planning her naughty nineteenth birthday party for a long time. But recent events had meant that the big planned bash had to be cancelled but she was still determined to have a good time and her new best friend Flame who had introduced her to the exciting world of sploshing and exclusive sploshing parties had agreed to come along. Cleo and Flame planned to have some fun at the expense of and with her so awkward co-stars Sophia Dall’aglio and Ameerah Falzon-Ojo.

Cleo had invited Sophia and Ameerah over for a quiet drink and would introduce Flame as her new life coach. They had heard her talk a lot about Flame as some she’d met whilst researching a role for a potential play but they had never met her or seen a photograph of her. Cleo had been to the wholesalers and bought some industrial catering sized tins and packets of food. She’d spent a lot of money but with what she’d earned doing a couple of naughty jobs with Flame she could easily pay for it. She had loaded the food into the boot of her Mini Clio and almost got moist at just the thought of being very naughty with Sophia and Ameerah.

She had shown Flame photos of Ameerah who had turned 18 last month and Sophia who was already 19. Flame thought that Sophia look about 15 but was assured by Cleo that she was just very petite. Flame had said she’d arrive at about 8pm. Ameerah had said she’d be there at 7:30pm and Sophia at about the same time. Cleo was surprised when her flat door bell rang at 6:30pm and it was Sophia.

Cleo was still in her bath robe and had been just shaving her muff when the bell rang. She answered the door and said “You are early, I had to sneak out when my family were busy watching the TV on the pretext I was going late night shopping. My party clothes are in my backpack” she said. “Although Sophia was older than Cleo, she tended to look on Cleo as being more mature. Cleo already had her own place and lived independently whilst Sophia was still at home with her parents.

Cleo let her in and said “You can get changed wherever you want”. Sophia was shocked when Cleo dropped her robe to reveal that she was totally naked underneath. “Cleo!” she said. “Oh you’ve never seen me naked before I forgot” teased Cleo as she pulled on her thong and slipped into a mini dress. “Would you do my back up” she asked Sophia.

Sophia did her make up and was beginning to get changed in the bathroom when Cleo walked in. “What are all those tins and cartons in the corner?” Sophia asked as Cleo dropped her thong to have a pee. “Just extra lockdown provisions” Cleo said lying. Sophia began to undress as Cleo flushed the loo and washed her hands. “I’ve never seen you naked either Soph!” she said and stood there smiling as Sophia got undressed. “You’ve got a great little butt like Kylie” Cleo said as Sophia took off her trousers to reveal a white thong. “I only wear these for nights out. Usually I’m an M and S knickers girl” said Sophia. She took off her bra to reveal a small pair of breasts. “Like two little rosebuds” said Cleo. “Look I know I’m flat chested” joked Sophia as she went to put on a strapless bra. “Go braless” said Cleo. “I don’t know” said Sophia. “It’s only me, you, Ameerah and Flame” said Cleo. “Why not said” Sophia and put on her dress. The girls took a selfie to send to Ameerah.

They settled down with a glass of wine each before Ammerah arrived a few minutes later. She was in trousers and a t-shirt as she too had sneaked out of her family house to come here.

“Wow look at you two” said Ameerah as she looked at her glamorous friends. “You look so beautiful too Ameerah” said Cleo. “You’ve really blossomed into a beautiful young woman. You remind me of Michelle Ackerley” said Sophia. “Oh have you seen her on Slime Splosh Road Show. That is hilarious” said Ameerah. “Oh when they gunge Michelle and she keeps threatening then not to. She seems really annoyed” said Sophia. “Michelle loves it really. She can’t stop laughing when they set her up or when the contestants or crew pour something over her” said Cleo trying to sound her friends out who were unaware of her plans. “She was even gunged in a bikini, that was brave” said Sophia. “She’ll be properly gunged in the final episode in her bikini” said Cleo. “I’ll be voting for Eddie Hall” said Ameerah. “Well I’m voting for Michelle. When she complains about the stuff going down her knickers it’s priceless and she loves it” said Cleo. “How do you know?” asked Sophia. “Believe me I know” said Cleo with a smile.

“You two could be up against each other” said Cleo. “I don’t think so” said Sophia. “Definitely not” added Ameerah. “Well you were up against me on Saturday Mash Up when I was gunged and it went down my bra and knickers” joked Cleo. “Well we knew you’d be chosen” said Ameerah. “Yes, never in doubt” added Sophia. Cleo thought to herself well they will certainly experience something a lot more shocking than happened to Michelle soon. “I’d be happy to go up against another girl from a CBBC show in a vote on that though” she said smiling to herself.

Talk then turned to Flame. “What exactly does Flame do?” asked Ameerah “She’s a top end party organizer, life coach, guru type and helped me research a role recently” said Cleo. “How old is she?” asked Sophia. “She’s 37” said Cleo. “Twice our ages then” said a shocked Ameerah. “She’s a real party girl, still thinks she’s 21. Plus she is so well connected if we raided. She’ll get us off. Just to warn you she is a bit full on but it’s just her way. Don’t feel intimidated by her” said Cleo.

The flat bell rang and it was Flame. Cleo opened the door and Flame wearing a designer mac said “Lovely to see you again darling” and kissed Cleo on the lips. Ameerah and Sophia were a bit shocked. They had known Cleo for over 5 years and only ever hugged her or gave her a peck on the cheek. “This must be your two friends. You didn’t tell me they were that gorgeous” said Cleo giving Ameerah and Sophia a kiss on each cheek. “She is full on” Sophia whispered to Ameerah. “What was the role Flame helped you research Cleo?” Ameerah asked. “Belle De Jour” said Cleo quickly not letting on the full context. “Oh she’s probably one of these full on arty types” Sophia whispered to Ameerah as their minds settled.

“Can I take your coat Flame?” asked Cleo. Flame smiled and took her coat off to reveal the following outfit.

Ameerah and Sophia stood there gobsmacked. “I spilt a can of wine on my dress on the way over” said Flame. “It’s stained so I left it in the car” she added with a smile to Cleo. She then turned to Cleo and Sophia and said “You two are both braless so we are sort of equal”. Flame put her hand on Cleo’s breasts and said “I wish mine were as pert” as yours and then felt a shocked Sophia’s breasts adding “You’ve got a lovely little pair too”. “Wow she is full on but she seems like a lot of fun” Ameerah said to Sophia. “She did say my breasts were lovely as well as small. Everyone just usually says they are small and she does seem like fun” replied Ameerah.

The girls sat and talked for a bit over a glass of wine before Cleo winked at Flame and they both walked towards the bathroom. “Can you two give us a hand we want to get this party really going” said Cleo to Sophia and Ameerah who innocently followed them towards the bathroom.

What do you want to happen. No other people will arrive at the party. Remember that Cleo and Flame are experienced Sploshers. Sophia and Ameerah will be shocked. Cleo and Flame want to have fun and introduce Sophia and Ameerah to the joys of sploshing. Cleo wants a bit of fun revenge but these are her friends so there will be nothing non-consensual or humiliating happen to the two newbies. Cleo and Flame can get as naughty as you like.

Realise this has taken some time and no WAM here but hope you like the little set up. Full story soon  

The WhatsApp messages were starting to drive Jesy Nelson crazy. She still hadn’t completed the ball gown challenge following her band mate Perrie’s nomination. She muted the chat and hoped that the girls would forget.

She was bored at home with nothing much to do other than watch box sets. Jesy was coming towards the end of another episode of one of her favourite series when she saw a van pull up outside.

A delivery driver got out and fetched a large box from the back of the van. He completed some paperwork before leaving the box on Jesy’s doorstep.

Jesy was confused. She hadn’t ordered anything. She left it for a while before finally plucking up the courage to go and see what it was.

She took the box inside and opened it. On top there was a note that read “Your turn now. P x”

Jesy recognised the handwriting as being that of Perrie Edwards. She tossed the note to one side and looked what else was in the box. There were four packs of gunge powder and some “pie foam”.

Jest removed the remaining contents and in the bottom of the box was a photograph. It was a picture from January’s National Television Awards and showed Jesy, on the red carpet, wearing a stunning orange ball gown. On the reverse of the photo was a second message from Perrie which read “this’ll do nicely x”

Jesy put the photo down and sighed. She glanced at her phone and saw a message from Perrie. This was it. She knew there was no going back now. She was going to have to complete the challenge.

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“Welcome to Episode 5 of Slime Splosh Roadshow from windy Whitstable” said a smiling Michelle Ackerley as she tried to keep her dress from blowing up.

“Please welcome our Overseer the Former World’s Strongest Man Eddie Hall” she continued. Eddie came on dead lifting a car in just a pair of shorts.

“You are a couple of weeks early with the Speedos” joked Michelle. “No these are just shorts. The Speedos are half the size of these” replied Eddie with a wink. “I cannot wait. We’ll have a ball on the final show of the series” she cheerily said. “I just hope I don’t have a ball come out” replied Eddie. “Yes, hopefully not but if anyone seems to be having a run of unfortunate incidents. It’s me” said Michelle. “Why what happened since I last saw you?” asked Eddie innocently. “I got double pied and had a hat full of foam dunked on my head by two clowns” said Michelle. “When did you go to the circus?asked Eddie. “It was in the preview show as you well know” said Michelle laughing. “At least nothing went down your knickers. So count that as a plus” said Eddie.

“Let’s welcome our first two ladies who could face the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks tonight. Eastenders stars Danielle Harold and Jessica Plummer” said Michelle. Danielle and Jessica walked on arm in arm to loud cheers.

“The chav massive are here” joked Danielle. “Let’s go wild” screamed Jessica. “You both seem up for some fun” said Michelle. “Cannot wait” said Danielle. “We’ll raise money for charity and one of us will get messy” said Jessica happily.

“Please bring on the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Sticks Eddie” Michelle said. As Eddie carried them on.

Danielle and Jessica hugged each other as Michelle announced “The winner is Danielle”. With squeals of delight Danielle danced over to the foot stocks and Eddie locked her in. Eddie then wheeled on the market barrow full of buckets, a giant churn and a bin. “The bin is a mystery wildcard we may choose to use if we don’t think the person is messy enough” teased Michelle.

Looking at the barrow Michelle selected a bucket. “That blouse is a bit see through Danielle. Let’s make it a lot more” she said and threw a bucket of iced water over Danielle’s head. Danielle screamed as the cold water hit her and flattened her hair to her face and made her blouse cling to her body. “You could be in a wet t-shirt contest” said Michelle. “Not now” said Danielle removing her blouse and throwing if off to cheers. Eddie looked at the barrow. “Jessica used to be in a band called Neon Jungle. So have this with her regards” said Eddie throwing a bucket of Neon gunge over Danielle’s head. The gunge ran down her face and into her bra and shorts as she sat their a multicoloured mess laughing and pulling faces at Eddie.

Michelle again looked at the buckets. “How about some good old Cockney food” she said and threw a bucket of green Pie and Mash gravy right into Danielle’s face. Danielle gasped for breath as her hair was now a green matted mess. “It’s gone down by bra and knickers you sod” she shouted at Michelle. “Other Cockney favourite is jellied eels” said Eddie and threw a bucket of eel soup over Danielle’s head. It gently ran down her body and she playfully rubbed it into her taut stomach.

Michelle looked at the buckets again “How about a gunging favourite. Any ideas Danielle?” she asked. “Mushy Peas, Baked Beans?” said Danielle. “If you want” said Michelle and threw a bucket of each over Danielle’s head. She sat there a sodden mess looking like a drowned rat, her hair totally destroyed and mush dripping from her. “No it’s Semolina” said Michelle and threw a bucket of the thick substance over Danielle. “That’s not fair, I’ve had extra buckets” complained Danielle. “Be a good sport” teased Michelle.

“Now for the victor’s choice” said Eddie taking down the giant churn and standing behind Danielle. “What have you chosen for Danielle?” Michelle asked Jessica. “Well you mentioned Jellied Eels. So it’s Eel Jelly” said Jessica as Eddie emptied the lumpy fish smelling substance over Danielle’s head. Danielle began to wretch at the foul smell but still maintained her composure as the oily jelly slowly cascaded down her lithe body.

To rapturous applause Eddie released her from the stocks and she joined Michelle and Jessica. “I wanted to know what was in the wildcard bin” said Jessica. “Let’s find out” said Michelle as she and the sodden Danielle emptied it and left it on Jessica’s head. A waterfall of brown oxtail soup engulfed Jessica’s afro hair and like a torrent ran down her body. She slowly took the bin off her head to huge laughter and wiped her eyes. “I had that coming” she admitted. “Please show your appreciation for Danielle Harold and Jessica Plummer” said Michelle as the messy duo each took a towel from Eddie and walked out of shot.

“Our second set of contestants are Amy-Kylie Murray and Kimberley Murphy. Amy-Kylie was arrested for smashing a younger girls mobile phone and Kimberley was arrested for being drunk and fighting a pub landlady” said Michelle as the two girls walked on side by side chatting away.

“We are the real chavs” shouted Amy-Kylie. “Let’s have some real fun” yelled Kimberley. “You both seem up for it” said Michelle. “Washing some muck out of your hair is better than being in front of the bench” said Kimberley. “I’m looking for a rich boyfriend” joked Amy-Kylie. “We’ve agreed that whoever wins the other girl will face the final bucket with her” said Michelle which drew a nice applause. “One bucket will be all I have to take” said a confident Amy-Kylie.

“Well no need to worry about that as you’ll have to face 5 buckets, the victim’s choice and maybe the wildcard bin Amy-Kylie as you have the most votes” said Michelle. “No” screamed Amy-Kylie as Eddie took her gently by the wrist. “You are strong” she said stroking his massive arm. Eddie just smiled as he locked the protesting Amy-Kylie in the stocks.

Eddie wheeled on the restocked barrow as Michelle looked at the buckets. “Smashing a young girl’s mobile phone was a cowardly thing to do. A bit of a cowdary custard thing to do in fact” she said launching a bucket of thick custard over Amy-Kylie’s head. Amy-Kylie screamed as it hit her long blond hair and ran down her webbed bra top forming a slow river between her big breasts. “It was a chicken thing” said Eddie throwing a bucket of cold chicken soup full force at Amy-Kylie. It took her breath away and she screamed again when she felt her destroyed hair. “Chicken’s have feathers” said Michelle and threw a bucket of wet feathers over Amy-Kylie’s head. The feathers stuck to the custard and soup making her look comical. She coughed as a feather went down her throat. “Are you okay?” asked Edie. Amy Kylie gave a thumbs up to a kind round of applause.

“You are taking it well” Eddie said. “I’m hating it but if I start swearing I’ll just get punishment buckets” admitted Amy-Kylie. Again she earned a round of applause. She may have felt humiliated but she was taking her comeuppance well. “You are probably a good egg really but have some rotten ones” said Eddie, He aimed for her body instead of her head as he was beginning to respect her. But the eggs hit her with such force it knocked her left boob out of her bra. She sat there stunned but laughing. “I’m sorry” said Eddie. “Look what you’ve done” shouted Amy-Kylie and knocked her right boob out of her bra top and pushed her boobs together to cheers before popping them back in .

“Would you lift down the wildcard bin please Eddie?” Michelle asked. “Are you sure?” asked Eddie. “Yes” said Michelle as Amy-Kylie did a mock sad face but she was disappointed. The bin had a lid on. “I wonder if it’s yogurt?” said Michelle and threw a bucket of yogurt full force at Amy-Kylie. “I wonder if it’s pasta sauce?” Michelle said and threw a bucket of it hard at Amy-Kylie. “No neither of those two. Tell me what did you do to the girl whose phone you smashed?” Michelle asked her. “I bought her a new upgraded one” said Amy-Kylie as the crowd cheered for her. Michelle didn’t hear this as she was taking the lid off the bin and looking in it.

Suddenly Danielle and Jessica ran back on and tipped Michelle head first into the bin. Her legs went up in the air and her wrap around dress fell forward. All the crowd could see was her legs and her bum stuck up in the air with a pair of white knickers on display. Jessica knocked the bin over and it fell to the floor and porridge began to ooze out of it. All you could see of Michelle was her legs and knickers. Danielle produced a can of squirty cream and opened the back of Michelle’s knickers and squirted the entire contents into them as Michelle screamed her legs flailing about wildly. They then sat her up on the floor with a thud and cream shot out of both sides of her knickers.

The audience roared with laughter even the totally destroyed Amy-Kylie. Eddie crying with laughter lifted the bin off Michelle’s head. She sat there fuming in a pool of cream and porridge her hair again destroyed. “We are equal now for the extra buckets you gave Danielle and Amy-Kylie and helping to gunge me” said Jessica. Michelle was really mad but as she stood up her cream filled knickers fell around her ankles and the audience were in stitches. “Is it a nice breeze” Amy-Kylie shouted. Michelle looked over at Amy-Kylie there totally destroyed and Eddie told her about Amy-Kylie replacing the phone. Michelle went over to Amy-Kylie stepping out of her knickers and said “I’m sorry for being harsh on you” and hugged her to loud applause. “Good job you were wearing some I’m not” Amy-Kylie joked.

To more laughter Eddie bought on a pair of Granny Knickers for Michelle. She looked at them. “Put them on” shouted Amy-Kylie. Michelle smiled at her and did so to more loud applause. “I think it’s victim’s choice Eddie although I seem to be the victim each episode” said Michelle. A replay of Michelle being pushed head first into the bin was shown on the outdoor screens. The sight of her legs in the air and her knickers showing made Michelle burst out laughing too.

Eddie lifted down the giant churn as Kimberley joined Amy-Kylie by the footstocks. “Good job I didn’t have to go in there as I’m not wearing any knickers either” said Kimberley flashing her bare bum to cheers. “Dare you to do the same Michelle” she cheekily challenged Michelle. Who realising that her dignity had already been destroyed stuck her tongue out at Kimberley and flashed her granny knickers. “Your victim thanks you for the new phone and letter of apology. They thought it was sweet like pink blancmange” Eddie said and emptied the giant churn of pink blancmange over Amy-Kylie but mainly over Kimberley.

The two girls playfully rubbed each others breasts as the pink substance covered them then Eddie released Amy-Kylie from the stocks to loud applause. Amy-Kylie and Kimberley hugged Danielle and Jessica as they compared gungings. “This is Michelle”Granny Knickers” Ackerley saying goodbye until next time on Slime Splosh Roadshow” said Michelle signing off as the girls started throwing rotten fruit from a bucket on the cart at Eddie and each other as the titles rolled.

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“Alright”, exclaimed Liza Koshy

“Our first leg of the competition will be featuring Kay Lee Ray of NXT”

“And Alisha Edwards of Impact Wrestling”

“And this challenge is called ‘Pie In The Sky.’ Ladies, you will run through the slip and slide obstacle course.” Liza gestured to an inflatable course woth carious obstacles that competitors would have to run around. “Once you do that you will arrive at the pie table. Now, you two will look for keys hidden in two of these pies. You will bring that key to your teammate, who will use it to unlock the next level.”

“But to do this challenge, we gotta make it just a little bit harder. First, your hands will be tied behind your backs, so youre gonna look for that key with your mouths. Think of it like a pie-eating contest!” Upon hearing this, stage-hands walked over walked with handcuffs, and promptly cuffed the girls hands behind their backs, while Kay Lee Ray and Alisha rolled their eyes.

Liza continued, “Second, we gotta slow you down a little bit. You’re obviously great athletes, we dont wanna make it too easy for you. So thats why you’ll be running this with trunks full of pie-filling.” Kay Lee Ray and Alisha looked apprehensive at this. Before they could truly react, female stagehands walked over, each carrying a bucket. They respectfully held open the girls trunks, and poured the gooey pie filling inside. Both girls cringed. “None of you better sneak a peak!” exclaimed Kay Lee, prompting laughter from all.

Liza began, “So now that you ladies seem ready, lets begin. 3, 2, 1, go!”

The two girls took off, albeit awkwardly due to their current state. They hit the obstacle course, and Kay Lee Ray’s experience and superior athleticism gave her an advantage. She deftly avoided obstacles while Alisha was slowed down. However, neither were immune to the slippery surface, and they both fell down, getting wet in the process.

Kay Lee Ray reached the pie table, took a deep breath, and plunged her face into the pie, sending cream flying up into her hair. She cringed briefly as the cream came into contact with her skin.  She thrashed her face around, but to her displeasure, she didnt find the key, but kept going. So it was on to the next pie, where she stuck her face. Again, she came up empty.

Meanwhile, Alisha had reached the table, and stuck her face in a pie. Fortunately for Kay Lee Ray, Alisha was also unlucky, and found no key. So Alisha went to the next pie, found nothing, and moved on to another. And so they went, with the two girls flailing their faces into the creamy mess.

Finally, Kay Lee Ray emerged with a key in her mouth. With her face obscured by pie, she ran over to her teammate, Bianca Belair, who took it from her and unlocked the next level.

Alisha was also finally able to get her key, and she ran over to her teammate, Penelope Ford, who took it and entered the next level, following Bianca…

So there has been discussion of doing a poll on the Best Celeb Wamming of the 2010’s, so I figured I’d get a jump on this. Basically, its voting to determine the top Celebrity Wamming of the Decade, in the same way that we did a vote on the Show of the Decade. So for voting, lets get started with nominations.

Upon recommendation with Slime Clips, what I’d figure I’d do is put up the top 3 Wammy vote getters of each year of the past decade for an automatic nomination. Now the voting percentages are only available from 2015 on, so I only have the winners of 2013 and 2014. I left out Christina Parie in 2012 cause she was 16 at the time, and rules are different now.

2019

Arielle Free

Rachel Bonnetta

Christina Tosi

2018

Kimberly Wyatt

Arielle Free

Danica Patrick

2017

Demi Lovato

Natalie Pinkham

Lindsey Russell

2016

Kate Garraway

Delta Goodrem

The Tactix

2015

Christina Tosi

Pilar Rubio

Kirsty Gallacher

2014

Stephanie McMahon

2013

Hazel O’Sullivan

So these are all automatically nominated due to past voting. Now in the comments, people can nominate whoever they want. So have it!

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Cleo Demetriou and Flame walked into the bathroom of Cleo’s flat followed by Cleo’s So Awkward co-stars Sophia Dall’aglio and Ameerah Falzon-Ojo. Sophia and Ameerah thought that Flame was a high end Party Planner but didn’t yet know the sort of naughty things that she and Cleo got up to.

Flame ushered the girls to sit in a circle and said “Let’s discover the sensuality and feeling of your body” she said as she sexily took her bra off and cupped her impressive breasts. Cleo very calmly slipped off her dress to reveal just a black thong. “Your breasts are so young and pert” said Flame. They both looked at Sophia and Ameerah who were a bit shocked. “You need to follow us if you want to discover the full pleasure of this” said Flame smiling. Sophia and Ameerah looked at each other and Sophia took a deep breath and slowly stood up and dropped her dress to reveal she was wearing just a red thong.

“You’ve got such a lovely little petite figure” said Cleo to reassure her friend. “Wow those breasts are so well proportioned to your body and your bum is so taut and lean” said Flame as he looked Sophia up and down. Sophia still felt a bit uncomfortable but began to relax a little. The other 3 looked at Ameerah who said “I’m really not sure about this”. “Look we are all of age, if you don’t want to do it then it is up to you. But I’ll not ask you to do anything you don’t want to. Your friends are here and we will go slowly” Flame said kindly. “Okay then” said Ameerah and removed her t-shirt to reveal a great young body in a white bra. She then thought for a second before removing her bra. A young succulent pair of brown breasts bounced free and she smiled saying “I’ve done it” as the others cheered her.

“I’ve never ever seen your breasts before” said Cleo. “But they are superb” she added. “Well done girls but Ameerah please remove your trousers as well” said Flame. Ameerah now feeling more confident removed her trousers to reveal a pair of white knickers.

“Good, let’s start” said Flame. “Everyone cup their breasts and feel them gently and learn the texture and suppleness of them” she added. All the girls felt their breasts before Cleo quietly handed around a bowl of ice cubes. “Take one and rub it on your nipples” said Flame. Each took one and Flame could see how much Cleo was enjoying it. “Look at Cleo, she knows exactly how to do this” Flame said. “Let’s partner up” said Cleo and sat opposite Sophia and put her ice cube of Sophia’s small breasts. “Please do the same to me Soph” she asked. Sophia began to rub her ice cube on Cleo’s breasts.

Flame sat opposite the still nervous Ameerah. “Just enjoy it darling” she encouraged her. Flame slowly ran her ice cube over Ameerah’s breasts and eventually Ameerah began to do the same to Flame. “How does it feel?” Flame asked her. “It is cold but it is rather sensual” said Ameerah. “Wow look at your nipples” said Flame admiring Ameerah’s now erect nipples.

Meanwhile Cleo was getting very horny as Sophia had such a gentle touch and Cleo had very sensitive nipples. Flame nudged Ameerah and they moved over to Cleo and Sophia. Flame rubbed Cleo’s other nipple with her ice cube then let Ammerah take over whilst Flame dripped her melting ice cube into Cleo’s belly button and gently stroked her hair. Cleo began to groan and reached out and grabbed hold of Flame’s breasts. “Keep going” she groaned. “Good girl” said Flame as Ameerah and Sophia looked at each other as Cleo groaned to orgasm.

Cleo sat there panting and groaning with pleasure. “See just how much fun it can be” said a smiling Flame to a giggling Sophia and Ameerah. “I wonder if Michelle Ackerley reacts like that when the stuff goes down her knickers on Slime Splosh Roadshow?” said Ameerah. “That’s a bit random?” said Flame. “I was just wondering?” said Ameerah. “Would you like to find out?” teased Cleo. “Why not” encouraged Flame. “I suppose so” said Ameerah innocently. Suddenly Cleo grabbed a small tin of rice pudding from behind the covered up collection of food stuffs for later on and opening it emptied it down Ameerah’s knickers.

Ameerah stood there open mouthed and shouted “Cleo!” Sophia was laughing uncontrollably and Flame asked “How does it feel Ameerah?”. “Kind of weird but nice” said Ameerah walking around in her rice pudding filled knickers. “Just get used to it and let it move about” said Cleo. “My knickers are probably ruined thanks to you” said Ameerah. “Wash them out” suggested Sophia. “I need a pee” said Ameerah.

“Well toilet is over there” said Cleo pointing to it. “With you lot in here!” said Ameerah. “You’ve never shared a cubicle?” asked Flame. “Just go” urged Cleo. Ameerah dropped her rice pudding filled knickers and sat on the seat keeping her hand in front of her to protect her modesty. The other girls continued talking as Ameerah peed but suddenly she let out a loud fart. “Ameerah!” said Sophia as Flame and Cleo laughed. “Sorry” said an embarrassed Ameerah but she let out another fart and there was a splash. “This certainly wasn’t planned” said Flame. But the smell hit them. “I had a big helping of jerk pork for dinner, so sorry” said Ameerah as there was another splash. “Let’s get out of the smell” said Cleo and lead Sophia and Flame out of the room. “You better not block Cleo’s loo” teased Flame to the already embarrassed Ameerah.

The 3 girls got outside and burst into hysterics. “Well that was random” said Cleo. “Poor Ameerah. But it is so funny” said Sophia. “Look lets carry on and don’t mention it” said Flame. “The poor girl must be mortified and she was just beginning to loosen up” she added. “Unfortunate phrasing” said Sophia collapsing with laughter into Cleo’s arms. “Okay lets compose ourselves” said Flame but burst out laughing again.

Eventually the girls calmed down. “Well we’ve broken the ice. Let’s go au natural” said Flame and removed her knickers to reveal her clean shaven muff. Cleo did likewise and again revealed her clean shaven muff. Sophia looked worried. “It’s up to you.No-one will judge you” said Flame. “Just do what feels right” she added. “This may shock you” said Sophia and dropped her thong to reveal a dyed platinum blonde muff. “Wow” said Cleo rather shocked. “Real little Jean Harlow” said Flame. “That is where I got the idea from” said Sophia. “This is my one rebellious thing. Please don’t tell anyone”.

Ameerah then emerged into the room having washed her knickers out and put them back on. “I’d leave it a few minutes” she said innocently and the others burst out laughing. “I’ve got to go” she said and ran back into the bathroom. Flame ran after her and put an arm around her. “It’s alright, we know you are mortified but we would really like you to stay. Sophia has something to show you” she said giving Ameerah a big cuddle.

Ameerah thought for a second. “Look stay a bit longer for Sophia’s sake” pleaded Flame. “Oh okay, but I’m so sorry” said Ameerah. “There is nothing to be sorry about, it was perfectly natural. We all do it” said Flame. “You were laughing at me though” said Ameerah. “We weren’t laughing at you just the situation” said Flame. “Look at Cleo having that orgasm” she just carried on. “You are right, you are like a big sister” said Ameerah and followed Flame back into the room.

Ameerah suddenly noticed that Flame and Cleo were naked. “We decided to do this as we thought you’d have taken your knickers off” said Cleo. “No I washed them out” said Ameerah. A smiling Sophia then emerged from around the sofa and Ameerah saw her platinum blonde muff. “Wow” said Ameerah and she hugged Sophia,

“Would you feel comfortable joining us?” asked Flame very gently. Ameerah thought for a second and said “Why not these are all wet anyway” and dropped her knickers to reveal and impressive afro bush. “No skid marks either” she joked looking at her knickers. “It was funny you must admit Ameerah” said Sophia. “Yes but so embarrassing” replied Ameerah finally seeing the funny side of it. “The fart was funny but when you then actually had a shit” said Cleo hugging her friend as they all collapsed in laughter.

“Cleo has had orgasm, Sophia has got a dyed blonde muff and” said Ameerah. “You’ve had a shit” chimed in Cleo to much laughter. “What shocking thing will you do or show us Flame?” Ameerah asked. “Flame is a very naughty girl” said Cleo who unknown to Flame had picked up a plimsoll shoe.

This again is a scene setter the real action will come in the next episode but I fancied writing a bit of filler story. The Tiswas/OTT story will resume in the next day or two.

Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment. This story will contain scenes of nudity and a sexual nature. 

Cleo Demetriou is in her flat with her new best friend Flame and her So Awkward co-stars Sophia Dall’agio and Ameerah Flazon-Ojo. Cleo was celebrating her nineteenth birthday and hoping to introduce Sophia and Ameerah to the joys of sploshing but a few embarrassing moments had halted this. All the girls had stripped naked and were in Cleo’s living room.

“You are a naughty girl Flame” said Cleo. “Yes I’m a naughty woman” replied Flame smiling. “Bend over and spell it out then” said Cleo. “F-L-A-M-E I-S A N-A-U-G-H-T-Y W-O-M-A-N” Flame spelt out as Cleo hit her bum cheeks alternatively with the plimsoll being particularly hard on the last two smacks. Flame now had a big red mark on each of her put cheeks. “We are even now” said Cleo smiling at Flame.

“What was that about” asked Sophia. “I was due some payback” said Flame. “Cleo would never do that” said Ameerah. “Wouldn’t I” said Cleo handing Ameerah the plimsoll as if Ameerah’s doubt was some insult to her. Cleo bent over and said “Hit me after every letter”. Ameerah looked shocked but Cleo said “Do it” and continued “C-L-E-O-P-A-T-R-A D-E-M-E-T-R-I-O-U” as a rather shocked Ameerah spanked her rather gently.

“Was that some sort of initiation?” asked Sophia. “Yes, you could call it that. More a test of loyalty. I’d say” said Flame. “Well we are loyal to Cleo” said Sophia looking at Ameerah. “Prove it then” joked Cleo. “Okay then. What do I have to do?” asked Sophia. “Bend over and spell your full name out” said Cleo. Sophia thought for a second and said “Okay”. Bending over she said “S-O-P-H-I-A M-A-R-I-A D-A-L-L-A-G-L-I-O”. Cleo spanked her butt cheeks alternatively getting progressively harder with the last few really stinging. Sophia had two big red marks on each bum cheek and winced when she sat back down but felt satisfied as she had passed this test.

“No way” said Ameerah. “I’m not doing that” she added. “We respect that” said Flame. “Would it be too painful?” asked Cleo. “No my full name is too long” said Ameerah. “Just do your main name then” challenged Sophia. Seeing this challenge Ameerah picked up the plimsoll and handed it to Sophia and bent over. “A-M-E-E-R-A-H N-I-L-A Z-U-R-I F-A-L-Z-O-N O-J-O” she definitely spelt out as Sophia spanked her surprisingly hard. Ameerah’s juicy bum cheeks wobbled with each smack but she seemed to enjoy it and smiled as she received her last smack. “Done it” she said proudly.

“I think an ice bath would ease our bums” joked Flame and the girls followed her back into the bathroom which now smelt okay. Flame ran the cold water and Cleo filled the bath with a bag of ice cubes. The girls held hands and screamed as they got in. Eventually their bodies adjusted and they began to chatter along with their teeth.

Cleo and Flame looked at each other and smiled. Cleo got her phone from her handbag and said “I’ve got something to show you” to Ameerah and Sophia. She showed them the video of when Flame laid her out blindfolded on the table and sensually poured food all over her and made her orgasm but only up until the point where she was blindfolded ( See story Cleo’s Euphoria). Ameerah and Sophia looked on amazed. “See food can be such a sexual, sensual experience” said Flame. “Would you two like to try it with us and we’ll have a bit of fun along the way” said Cleo. Ameerah and Sophia looked at each other and excitedly said “Yes”.

The girls got out the large bath and emptied it. Cleo pulled the cover off the pile of food in the room and began to open the tins. “So this was all planned?” asked Sophia.”Of course” said a smiling Cleo. “Are you up for a bit of messy fun and maybe a sensual treat or two?” Flame asked Ameerah and Sophia. Both nodded in excitement.

“Would you get in the bath please Flame?” Cleo asked. “Sploshing can be very sensual like this” she added as she opened a jar of honey and Flame held her head back and Cleo slowing let the honey drip onto Flame’s hair and face and then gently dripped some onto her breasts. “Can you lie down in the bath please Flame?” Cleo asked, Suddenly Cleo dumped a tub of cold yogurt onto Flame’s muff. “You cow” Flame screamed. “Or it can be funny like that” Cleo said as Flame lay back down. “Or like that” said Cleo dumping a catering sized tin of beans right over Flames head. The beans went in her mouth as she gasped for breath. Cleo signaled to Sophia and Ameerah to pick up a catering sized tin of beans each and they dumped theirs over a shocked Flame’s head too. Flame lay there in a pile of beans and Cleo get in the bath and began to rub them into Flame’s body completely covering her in beans.

Flame then sat up and began to fight with Cleo in the beans. Both girls as squealed as they rolled around whilst Ameerah and Sophia giggled. “Find something to pour on us. Ideally something sweet” shouted Flame. Ameerah and Sophia both selected a carton of custard each and emptied it over Cleo and Flame’s head respectively. Both put their heads back and let the custard cascade down their faces and onto their breasts. They playfully rubbed each others breasts massaging the custard in. “Keep it coming” said Cleo as Ameerah and Sophia each emptied a second carton of custard over Flame and Cleo. “One more for each of us please darlings” said Flame. She held her head right back taking some custard in the mouth before dribbling it onto Cleo’s breasts and gently kissing them. Sophia instinctively reached for some hundreds and thousands and sprinkled them over Cleo and Flame. They stood up to admire how they looked in the bathroom mirror and burst out laughing.

Cleo and Fame slowly got out the bath both a messy mass of beans, custard and hundreds and thousands. “Right which of you two would like to go first” Cleo asked naughtily to Ameerah and Sophia. They looked at each other and Sophia stuck her hand up nervously.

“Take your time getting in the bath” said Flame kindly as Sophia grimaced as she sat in the gunge. She then suddenly lay down in it and placed her hair out behind her like Cleo in the video she’d been shown earlier. “You look totally flat” joked Ameerah about Sophia’s small breasts. “That wasn’t very nice” said Flame and stuck a cream trifle in Ameerah’s face before running up into her hair. “I agree” said Cleo and stuck another trifle on Ameerah’s had flattening down her afro hair before running it down into her face. Sophia sat up in the bath and looked Ameerah and started laughing. “One of the key rules of sploshing is we never discriminate over boob size” Cleo said and stuck a trifle squarely in Sophia’s face. “I’ll second that” said Cleo and stuck the final trifle on Sophia’s head.

After some laughter Sophia lay back down in the bath and Flame picked up one catering sized tin of spaghetti and Cleo another. Flame started at her feet and Cleo at her head and they slowly emptied it over her meeting by her tiny waist. Sophia seemed to enjoy it but her pleasure was interrupted as she received a double helping of cold Greek yogurt on her dyed platinum blonde muff. She sat up screaming and received a catering sized tin of baked beans over her head. “Welcome to sploshing Sophia” said Cleo as she gave Sophia a hug.

“Please lie back in the bath Sophia” said Flame. Sophia compliantly lay back down. “Ameerah please get in and sit across Soph” said Cleo. Ameerah did this. “Now gently caress Sophia’s breasts if you can find them” said Flame who received a can of oxtail soup over her head from Cleo. “Found them” joked Ameerah and she received a can of the same soup over her head too from Cleo.

“Slowly caress them” said Flame and Ameerah began to. Cleo picked up a carton of custard and emptied it over Ameerah’s head. It made a squelching noise. “That wasn’t me” joked Ameerah as they all laughed. Cleo emptied creams, yogurts and custards over Ameerah’s head. She chose lighter coloured things to contrast Ameerah’s dark skin. Ameerah’s hair was now flattened down totally as Cleo emptied a catering sized tin of tomato soup over Ameerah’s head. Meanwhile Flame had produced a vibrator and began gently pleasuring Sophia’s vagina. Ameerah continued to tease Sophia’s breasts as Sophia began to groan. As Cleo emptied another catering sized tin of tomato soup over Sophia and Ameerah. Sophia groaned louder and louder and finally climaxed. Flame caught it and rubbed it into Sophia’s hair. “You are fully initiated” now said Cleo to a smiling Sophia.

“I’d love to do that” said Ameerah. “Well we’ll swap over and you can” said Cleo. “No I’ve never really had orgasm” admitted Ameerah. “Don’t you have one of these” said Flame waving the vibrator. “No” admitted Ameerah. “Well I’ll make it happen” Flame promised as she swapped places with Sophia. Flame placed Ameerah’s hands on her breasts and clasped Ameerah’s breasts. “Your tits are lovely, so young and succulent” said Flame. She then began to kiss Ameerah who was surprised but seemed to enjoy it and kissed her back. Flame then began to pleasure Ameerah with one of her hands gently touching her vagina lips. “Do the same to me darling” she whispered to Ameerah. As Ameerah began to reciprocate the pleasure to Flame a load of cans of oxtail soup were dumped on them before Cleo handed Sophia one tin of black treacle and took another herself. Slowly they emptied them over Flame and Ameerah’s heads as it ran slowing down their heads and bodies Flame began to pleasure Ameerah deeper even putting a finger gently up her bum. Flame kissed Ameerah more passionately than ever as Ameerah pulled Flame’s hair back she began to groan and it got louder and louder. Ameerah responded by caressing Flame’s vagina and bum more firmly. Flame began to groan “Keep going”. Sophia and Cleo rained down salad cream and more custard on Ameerah and Flame as Ameerah began to squeal and scream and so did Flame as both orgasmed together. Flame caught it all and gave Ameerah and herself a double sticky shampoo.

“You’ve done it and you made me happy too” said Flame as she hugged an emotional Ameerah who was beginning to cry. “That was so beautiful” said Ameerah as she reached up and gave herself a shampoo. All the girl’s high fived and Cleo and Sophia joined them in the bath. All the girls rolled around in the mush and whilst Ameerah and Sophia kissed Cleo’s breasts and Flame gently teased her vagina. “She’ll never orgasm again” said Ameerah. “You want to bet” said Flame as they all tenderly caressed and pleasured Cleo who soon began to groan again. As she orgasmed Ameerah caught it and gave her the pleasure shampoo with Sophia.

They all showered down and Flame and Cleo showed Sophia and Ameerah how to clear up. “A lot of it will flush down the toilet” said Cleo looking over at Ameerah as they all laughed. They showered and washed each other off giggling and got dried. Cleo then got her phone out and showed Ameerah and Sophia her the Bukake Sploshing clip. They looked at it slightly shocked but asked to see it again.

“Would you fancy trying something like that?” asked Cleo. “The money in it is amazing” she added. “I just don’t know” said Ameerah “But an hour ago I’d have definitely said no” she added. “It would be an interesting next step” admitted Sophia. “Well let me know if you are up for it” said Flame as she got ready to leave giving all the girls a passionate kiss and hug.

After Flame left Ameerah said “Wow, she is something else and took me to places of pleasure I’ve never been. “Yes it was so fun and sensual” admitted Sophia. “Now can we see the video again” asked Ameerah as the 3 girls settled down with a final glass of wine each.

Hope you like this story. I do promise I’ll resume the Tiswas/OTT one ASAP.

Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment. This story may contain scenes of nudity and/or a sexual nature. 

Welcome to the preview of Episode 6 of the Slime Splosh Roadshow said a smiling Michelle Ackerley. She was dressed in a Bavarian type barmaid outfit.

“As I’ve got messed up so often I asked the costume department for a fun outfit and they gave me this” she said laughing. “Thanks for all the kind messages about the last show, getting tipped headfirst into a bin of porridge and having my knickers filled with scream was something I wasn’t expecting but Jessica Plummer you completely got me” she said to a nice applause from the crew. “In order to protect my ever decreasing knicker draw, I’m taking no chances” she added pointing to the white tights she was wearing.

“This week is another celebrity double header to celebrate the NHS and raise money for their charities” Michelle said. “Also 3 contestants not 2 will be facing the public vote to who goes into the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks” she continued.

“Our first 3 game ladies all star in Call the Midwife so please watch this video from Helen George, Laura Main and Jennifer Kirby. ” said Michelle.

Helen, Laura and Jennifer are sat on a sofa together chatting and laughing. “When they approached us to provide 3 victims I mean contestants to appear on the Slime Splosh Roadshow. The rest of the cast unanimously nominated me. So here I am” said a giggling Helen. “A fair few of the girls were game to appear on here including a couple of our more mature cast members. But sorry Jenny Agutter I don’t care if you excited a lot of adolescents in the 1970’s. I’ll be the oldest girl from Call the Midwife appearing” joked Laura. “The last spot was between Leonie Elliott and myself so we tossed the coin and I lost so here I am” said Jennifer.

“We have been told that two of us will face the Slime Splosh Roadshow stocks but we will only get 3 to 5 buckets each instead of 6. So I don’t know if that’s good or bad” said Helen. “But whatever happens please vote for Laura and Jen instead of me. Given Laura wears glasses and a wig on the show, I bet you are surprised how glamorous she is in real life. She’s a great laugh so would be up for a gunging. Jen has shorter hair than me and once acted with the RSC so vote for her too. Whatever happens I don’t want custard down my knickers” said a smiling Helen.

“Helen doesn’t usually wear knickers” joked Laura. “Untrue” said a giggling Helen. “Whilst I’m quite happy as a hardy Scottish girl to take a gunging most likely porridge if there is any left after Michelle’s escapades in the last episode. I urge you to vote for Helen as she may wear some very sexy 1960’s underwear to get messy in” said Laura. Helen laughing lent in front of her saying “Untrue, it will be my workout gear”. “Jen has been a great addition to the cast but as a newbie I think I can pull rank and ask that she is gunged instead of me” said Laura.

“Helen has that lovely blonde hair, those long legs and those beautiful doe eyes. So imagine the looks she’ll give as she maybe gets a bucket of baked beans over her head and down her ample cleavage. Plus there will be comedy potential as I think she’ll overreact. She’ll be up for taking it but she’ll be really entertaining so vote for her” said Jennifer. “Laura again rather glamorous but a lot of people haven’t seen her out of character. She’s up for a gunging so vote for her” said Jennifer.

Looks like we have another 3 good sports there. Here are the numbers to call or text the two ladies with most votes get put in the Slime Splosh Road Show Foot Stocks” said Michelle as the details went across the screen.

“Our second set of volunteers are from Holby City so please meet , Jaye Jacobs, Amy Lennox and Belinda Owusu. Here is their video” said Michelle.

Jaye, Amy and Belinda were sat on set at Holby City joking with each other. “When they wanted volunteers to appear on Slime Splosh Roadshow from Holby City. They especially wanted a long serving female star either Rosie Marcel or myself” said Jaye. “We couldn’t decide between the two of us but when we heard Leonie Elliott wasn’t in the Call The Midwife vote. Rosie insisted I do it so we get at least one black girl gunged. I think that’s fair isn’t it” she added looking at the other two girls. “I’ve done a lot of fun West End roles prior to joining Holby City. So I thought why not and I might just dig out a fun outfit to wear on the day” teased Amy. “I cannot think of one good reason why I should be on this” shouted Belinda angrily. But then added “I can think of two” she added with a smile pushing up her ample bust as Jaye and Amy laughed.

“When I said that one black girl will definitely be gunged well apart from Michelle. I think that it should definitely be Belinda. She was geeky Libby Fox in Eastenders don’t forget and if she wears a tight top she’ll give the lads a treat” said Jaye. “Amy is fun to work with and maybe she’ll wear her bunny girl outfit from when she was in Legally Blonde. Plus gunging two black girls would be boring so vote for Amy along with Belinda” said Jaye.

“When I was young I was taught to respect my elders so vote for Jaye to celebrate her 16 years on the show. She has been a great help to me since I joined the show so thank her by voting for her” said Amy. “Belinda has been very upfront about being up for being gunged so go positive BAME and vote for her too” she added.

“I’m up for being gunged and so are these bad boys” said Belinda again pointing to her bust. “But in these politically correct times please consider voting for Jaye. She is a lovely curvy black girl too and I think she’d be up for a fun gunging plus she mentioned when I was a flat chested geek in Eastenders” she added. “If anyone will scream when they are gunged it will be Amy. Plus that lovely blonde hair would all get messed up” Belinda said. “Also if you don’t vote for me my twins will jump for joy” she joked again pushing her big bust up.

“Belinda we get it you’ve got big knockers. Whilst I’ve often had gunge filled knickers” joked Michelle. “Here are the numbers to vote or text which two Holby City ladies you want to face the Slime Splosh Roadshow Foot Stocks” she added.

Michelle was handed a note “It is from the crew” she said. “We are leaving you clean today but more gunge could soon come your way” she added as she signed off laughing.

Please vote for the two ladies from Call The Midwife and the two from Holby City you want to see gunged. I’ll leave vote open for a couple of days as I want to get back to the Tiswas/OTT story.

Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.

This story follows on from part 1 https://tellygunge.wordpress.com/2020/04/12/another-easter-treat-for-sarah-part-1/

Sarah smiled sexily as she gripped the forfeit wheel and gave it a good spin. Excited giggles followed as both she and Tom watched the wheel whirl around until it slowed and eventually stopped. The segment selected was ‘Perform cheerleader routine’.

”Hey, that’s easy enough”

Sarah picked up her pom poms and started to prance around the garden as she did an impromptu routine. When she got to the middle of the garden, Tom asked her to dance on the spot, and she duly obliged. This gave Tom a static target and he was quick to pick up a nearby bucket and fling its contents at the sexy lady. Green gunge splashed over her front, as she continued with her dance. The next bucket had blue gunge and she took the majority of that in her face, as it was thrown at point blank range. This caused Sarah to stop momentarily as she wiped her eyes and face, but gave Tom the perfect opportunity to pick the third bucket up, walk up to her and slowly pour the red thick gunge over her head.

Tom laughed as his girlfriend tried to re-model her hairstyle underneath all of the gungey gunk, and took pity on her, and threw a bucket of water over her, to clean her up a little.

”Come on Sarah, time for your second spin”

The 21 year old gave another hearty spin and this time the wheel settled on a segment that was titled ‘Strip 3 articles of clothing’

Sarah selected her white trainers as the first articles to come off. In a hopeful plea to Tom, she asked if the trainers counted as 2 items, but Tom shook his head, also adding that she should count herself lucky as being able to count trainers as an article at all.

After a few seconds of thought, Sarah took off her top to reveal her black bra encased tits. Cheekily, she then turned around and started to slip her skirt off, to reveal a matching pair of black knickers. Tom complimented her on her sexy underwear, although he had seen it many times before.

It was time for the third spin, and Sarah gleefully skipped to the wheel, seemingly not minding that she was wearing just her underwear and socks.

”Uh-oh” was the brunette’s response to the forfeit the wheel chose, as she was led to the pillory and locked in. With her being bent over practically at right angles, meant her cute bottom was very prominent. Tom positioned himself behind his girlfriend and hooked his finger into her knickers, and pulled the garment away from her body slightly. With his other hand, he had a tub, and he poured the contents inside her knickers. Sarah squealed quite a few times as the cold and partially melted ice cream flooded her underwear and made her bum go slightly numb. When the ice cream flowed over her most sensitive parts, Sarah’s squeal became even more high pitched as she felt the coldness of the ice cream.

Tom was feeling a bit naughty and grabbed onto the sides of her knickers and sharply pulled upwards. This gave Sarah a wedgie which pushed more of the ice cream inside of her. Tom smiled as he looked down on his girlfriend with her legs flailing around, trying to avoid being wedgied, but failing miserably, He relented and let his girlfriend out of the pillory. Playfully, Sarah’s first reaction was to lightly punch Tom on his arm

”You naughty boy. How dare you give me a wedgie!”

”No time for talk Sarah, you’ve got your next spin to do”

No sooner had she spun again, Sarah found herself standing against the tree in the garden, with Tom tying her hands with a piece of rope that he secured around the trunk, to leave the 21 year-old helpless.

Out came the industrial sized containers of sticky honey, and Sarah grimaced as Tom slowly poured the contents over her head. It was very sticky and runny, and it didn’t take long for her top half to be covered. The honey ran into her bra and coated her tits.

Tom filled her knickers with honey and this mixed with the ice cream to give Sarah a new sensation. He then proceeded to coat her legs and socks to leave her completely covered in honey.

Tom smiled as he approached the wheel “As you’re tied up, I’ll spin the wheel for the fifth and last time for you.”

Both of them eagerly followed the wheel as it started to slow until it stopped on a segment called “Perform another messy session, but this time in your gym gear”

Tom smirked as he started to think up new ideas of how he could get his girlfriend messy again. Sarah let out a wry smile as she knew she was in for another sploshing.

”Hey Tom, are you going to untie me from the tree?”

”Not just yet! I thought the webcam viewers might want to watch you for a bit longer as the honey continued to drip down your body.”

Sarah tutted, but still continued to pose sexily as the webcam remained on her for the next hour.

Tom then untied his girlfriend and announced that Sarah’s next session would be aired very soon.

Summer Rae and Layla Pour Milk on Each Other

Layla and Michelle McCool Get Caked

(Skip to 1:45)

Christina Tosi Frosting Gunging

Kirsty Gallacher Gunging

Pilar Rubio Covers herself in mud and slime

Kate Garraway Slimed

Delta Goodrem Slimed

Tactix Gunged on What Now

Demi Lovato Slimed

Lindsey Russell Slimed on SMU 2018

Lina Tejeiro, Caeli, Luisa Fernanda W, and Andrea Serna slimed at KCA Colombia

Liz Gillies Slimed on Figure it Out

Danica Patrick slimed at Kids Choice Sports

Stephanie McMahon and others end up in a mud pool

Kimberly Wyatt slimed on SMU

Vick Hope slimed on SMU

Naomi Wilkinson Slimed on SMU

Lindsey Russell slimed on SMU 2017

Christina Tosi Sundae Gunging

Sabrina Sato slimed at the MPN

Arielle Free’s various awesome gungings over 2018 and 2019

Anna Starmach watermelon juice gunging

Rocio Santiago plays Ban Castigos

Paloma Leuze’s various great pieings on CM

Lena Gercke and Lena Meyer-Landrut Slimed at KCA Germany

Gabi Melim Slimed at Meus Premios Nick

Ciara slimed at KCS

Cheryl Cole Pied

Talisa Tossell dunked on So Beano

Lorena Castell and Ares Teixedo on covered in paint.