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(This story contains nudity)
The day had arrived at the office, where the results from the vote would be declared and the unlucky secretary would be humiliated and messed up in front of all her co-workers.
The bosses at the office had made special arrangements for the day, which included the following:-
* Given everyone the afternoon off, so all can enjoy the event without having to make up time later in the week
* Hired a catering company to put on a lunch buffet for all 80 employees, and to supply specially requested foodstuffs for the main event
* Re-arranged the large open plan office so that all desks will be moved to the sides. Chairs to be arranged in lines, all facing the centre of the office where a raised platform will be erected
* Hired a TV production assistant to video the event to record all of the fun
* Hired a social media expert so that pictures of the event can be tweeted and shown on the company’s instagram account
* Hired CSWL favourite Vicky Gomersall from Sky Sports to host the event
* Discussed the event with key customers and invited them to attend to watch the fun
The 5 secretaries were understandably nervous on the day. Their colleagues had taken great delight in teasing them about what might happen since the vote was announced. None of the ladies knew how the vote had been going, so each of them had no inkling if it would be them that was the most voted for. In picture order, the secretaries were:- Tanya, Jessica, Anna, Chloe and Louise
A couple of secretaries were thinking of calling in sick on the day, but they were told that if any of them didn’t attend today then they would get the sack.
The grandfather clock in the office chimed as it turned midday, and everyone eagerly logged off their computers and started to congregate in the main open plan office, and tucked into the buffet lunch that had been provided.
In the middle of the office, and on a raised platform sat the 5 secretaries. They looked around the office as their work colleagues started to take their seats. To the left were some special ‘VIP’ seats where some of the company’s key customers were sitting after accepting an invite to attend.
One of the bosses stepped up onto the platform and made a quick announcement “The event you have all been waiting for is about to start. Hope you all have an enjoyable and fun afternoon!”
He looked behind at the 5 secretaries “Although it may not be as enjoyable for one of these ladies sat behind me.”
The audience laughed, as the secretaries nervously moved about in their seats.
The boss continued “To act as our host for this afternoon’s frivolities, please welcome Vicky Gomersall from Sky Sports.” Vicky joined the boss, wearing a black dress and black high heel shoes.
“Thank you for asking me to host today. As you will probably know, I have been both presenter and contestant on CSWL, so I am very experienced when it comes to dishing out messy humiliation”
Vicky faces the seated secretaries. “We now need to find out which lucky lady has received the most votes, and after a very close vote, I can reveal that the most voted for secretary is………Tanya!
The audience cheered as her name was announced. Immediately a look of shock appeared on Tanya’s face before she brought both her hands to her face as the fact that she was the winner gradually sunk in. The other 4 secretaries seemed relieved and instantly felt more relaxed.
Vicky stood in front of the 5 secretaries “So you can all leave the stage and take a seat in the audience. That is everyone apart from Tanya.”
“But before you go, is there anything you want to say to Tanya who is going to be taking the punishment for all of the pranks you have previously played on your male colleagues.”
Jessica: “I’m really sorry Tanya, but I guess you knew that it was a possibility when we all agreed to take part in the vote.”
Anna: “I know how much a clean and tidy person you are Tanya, so I know you’re going to hate what’s about to happen to you. I would offer to swap places with you, but that’s not within the rules.”
Chloe: “Sorry Tanya, but you are the oldest out of us all, and I couldn’t do this as I’m only 19.”
Louise: “Unlucky Tanya, it had to be one of us, and fortune is not on your side today.”
Tanya’s head was still in her hands as her secretary colleagues walked off the stage to leave her with Vicky.
Vicky faces the audience and asked “Anybody got any ideas what we should do to Tanya?”
Lots of shouts bellowed out from the seated office workers.
“Slap a custard pie in her face”
“Pour a bucket of gunge over her head”
“Crack eggs in her knickers”
“Fill her bra with semolina”
“Spank her bottom with custard pies”
Vicky smiled as she looked at Tanya “What do you think Tanya? Do you like any of those suggestions?”
“No, not really!”
“I didn’t think you would! Ok then Tanya, we’ve got a lot to get through so we had better make a start. Now the first guy you pranked, I believe you tied him up and custard pied him. Is that correct?”
“Y-y-yes” stammered Tanya.
“Can you stand up and raise your arms please Tanya?” Tanya obeyed and looked up to see that there were two pieces of dangling rope attached to an overhead beam. Vicky promptly tied both pieces of rope to each of Tanya’s wrists which secured her to the spot.
Vicky picked up a particularly sloppy custard pie and brought it directly in front of Tanya’s face. Instinctively Tanya flinched her head away and turned her nose up. She hated getting even a little bit messy, and this was quickly turning into her worst nightmare.
Vicky chuckled as she slapped the custard pie into the brunette’s face. The audience clapped as the pie tin was moved up onto her forehead, and into her hair until it was positioned right on top of her head. Tanya was helpless as the custard and cream streamed down her face and long brown hair.
Vicky announced a 15 minute break in proceedings which left the shackled Tanya the subject of everyone’s admiring looks.
After the 15 minutes had elapsed, Vicky continued “Remind me Tanya, what did you girls do to Tom the Accountant when he passed his exams?”
“Erm, we got people to buy lots of drinks in the pub and then got them to pour them all over him”
“Yes that’s correct. Well, Tom and his accountancy colleagues would like to repay you, by doing exactly the same.”
Onto the platform walked 3 guys and 2 girls from the Finance Team, holding a variety of drinks from pints of lager to cocktails to milkshakes. One by one, the drinks were poured over Tanya. One of the team poured their pint of lager into her cleavage which made Tanya gasp as the coldness of the drink seeped through her blouse and bra. A thick chocolate milkshake was the last drink to be poured and this proved to be the messiest as it covered most of her hair and streamed down her pretty features.
“Ok, another break everyone. We’ll resume in another 15 minutes.”
Tanya again was helpless as she watched a few of her male colleagues ogling her.
The 15 minutes went by and Vicky queried “Now Tanya what did you girls do to Nick the Manager when it was Charity Day?”
“We persuaded him to get gunged, and we did the gunging.”
“Again, another correct answer. Nick, can you please come up here please.”
The manager had a grin from ear to ear as he walked on to the platform and picked up the first bucket of gunge. Tanya tried to look away, but it was easy for Nick to upturn the bucket so that the thick green gunge flowed onto her head and cascade over her.
“Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!”
Nick picked the second bucket up and did the same and this completely matted Tanya’s hair. For the third and final bucket, Nick took a few steps back before throwing the contents of the bucket at point blank range which coated the front of a screaming Tanya with the sloppy gunge.
With gunge dripping from her body, and soaking into her clothes, Tanya grimaced as everyone cheered at the sight of the messed up secretary. As Nick placed the empty bucket down on the floor, he turned to face Tanya “That was definitely worth it!”
Tanya gave an evil look back as Nick laughed and walked back to his seat.
Vicky announced another break, this time for 30 minutes, and enabled the audience to again watch the hapless tied and gunged secretary and to get some more refreshments.
The 30 minutes seemed like a lifetime for Tanya as she felt the gunge seeping through her clothes and making its way through to her skin.
After the break ended, Vicky returned to the platform and continued with the event “Ok folks, we are not far from the end now, and we need to ask Andy from IT to join me on stage. Andy bounded up and stood next to Vicky.
“Andy, can you describe what happened to you when the secretaries arranged an impromptu stag-do for you?”
“Yes I can. They tied me up, and spanked my bottom with custard pies and covered me with all sorts of revolting food.”
“Anything else Nick”
“Yes (ahem), they also pulled my trousers and boxer shorts down and exposed me.”
“Really? Well, we all believe in the principle of an ‘eye for an eye’ and a ‘tooth for a tooth’, so here you go Nick.”
Vicky handed Nick a pair of scissors and Tanya’s eyes widened as she realised what was going to happen.
“Please don’t do this! Not in front of the whole office!”
Vicky looked at Tanya with puzzlement “You stripped Nick without thinking that would be a problem, so it really shouldn’t be a problem for you. Carry on Nick!”
Nick approached Tanya and started to cut through her gunge soaked jacket until he was able to tear it from Tanya’s body. Next, he undid the buttons on her blouse before another few strategic snips until he was able to pull the blouse clean off.
Lots of wolf whistles ensued as this revealed Tanya’s impressive cleavage encased in a white bra.
Nick turned his attention to her short skirt and cut down one of the sides until he was able to whisk it away to reveal white knickers and stocking tops and suspenders.
Tanya was exasperated as she stood in front of everyone in her underwear, and began to plead with Nick as he reached for her bra straps
“No you can’t do this. I’ll do anything please!”
Vicky however was adamant “Sorry, it’s all too late Tanya. You have to accept your punishment for the fun you have had at Nick’s expense.”
There was huge anticipation in the audience as they watched Nick cut through Tanya’s bra straps, until he could take a hold of the garment and dramatically whisk it away from her chest to reveal her fullsome and bouncy tits in all their glory. The audience roared with approval at the sight of the topless secretary. It didn’t stop there as Nick started to cut through one side of her knickers and then the other side before he was able to pull them away. Further gasps from the audience were audible as this revealed Tanya’s juicy rounded bottom and shaved muff.
Tanya was mortified as she now stood wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heel shoes. With her hands secured abover her head she couldn’t cover herself up, and her body was fully exposed for all her work colleagues to see.
Tanya noticed Vicky standing in front of her, as she tapped the video camera which was filming the entire event. “It’s all being videoed for future viewing Tanya, and I have been told that HR are going to use this as part of their corporate induction for new employees, to show them what happens to staff who humiliate other members of staff.”
Tanya groaned at this news, and groaned further when she saw a trolley laden with custard pies being wheeled on to the platform.
“You do have a gorgeous bottom Tanya, and it’s time for some spankings!”
Andy picked up the first pie and without hesitation slapped it against Tanya’s bottom. Custard and cream splashed everywhere upon impact and Tanya let out a squeal as this made her body wobble around, with the audience particularly enjoying the sight of her tits involuntarily jiggling around.
A few more custard pies were splatted against her naked bottom, as Andy was clearly enjoying getting his revenge. Tanya had no choice but to grin and bear it. Her bottom was now a creamy and custard mess with the backs of her stockings covered by the custard streams running down them.
Andy next chose a jug of honey and positioned the jug directly over Tanya’s tits and shouted to the audience “Shall I?” The resounding answers were in the affirmative as he started to pour. Tanya gasped as the sticky and runny liquid quickly smothered her tits and honey drips formed from her nipples and the underside of her tits.
Andy rubbed his hands with glee as he went for another custard pie and splatted it in her muff. Tanya let out a squeal as the cold dessert made its way into her most sensitive areas.
A bucket of sloppy semolina was next and Andy poured it all over her head and hair. Tanya shook her head to try and avoid getting the semolina in her face but she failed miserably.
Vicky put her hands on hips and nodded “Yep, you’ve done a good job of messing up Tanya. Well done!”
Andy punched the air in a kind of revenge rejoicement and the audience cheered as he walked off the platform.
Tanya bowed her head with semolina and all other sorts of mess dripping off her. Vicky put her forefinger under Tanya’s chin and pulled her head upwards so that she could look into Tanya’a eyes.
“Nearly over Tanya. It’s time now for our VIP customers to come and say hello.”
One by one, the specially invited VIP customers walked onto the platform took an egg from the box that Vicky was holding, and proceeded to crack it onto the forehead of Tanya. After all 8 of them had done this, it left Tanya’s forehead and face all eggy.
Vicky thanked the VIP’s and had an announcement “I’m pleased to say that the social media expert hired for today to take pictures and provide running commentary on the event today, has reported a record number of views, likes, and retweets. “That’s excellent news isn’t it Tanya?”
Tanya didn’t provide an understandable response, and just grunted.
“Ladies and gentleman that’s today’s event over, and I hope everyone has enjoyed all the fun. A big thank you to Tanya for being the centre of the fun, and I think it will be an afternoon that she won’t forget for a long while. It’s been a real pleasure for me to host the event, and don’t forget to watch CSWL where I’m sure I will be appearing again very soon.”
One of the bosses jumps onto the stage and hands Vicky a piece of paper.
“Hold on, I have just been given a piece of news to tell you all. As this event was such a success and the voting was very close, there is going to be a vote to see if we hold a similar event next week for one of the secretaries that came second and third in the vote. These were Jessica and Chloe. I also understand that the event may be held at a different location. Therefore I may be coming back next week to host again…”
A shocked Jessica and Chloe put their hands over their mouths at this development and cringed to think that one of them could be in for similar treatment as Tanya had received.
Votes close in a weeks time