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The show begins with an image of a brunette lady busy at work cleaning up the TV studio.
”Oh hello everyone, it’s Carla here. You may be wondering why I am cleaning up and wearing a French maid uniform! Well, we caused lots of mess during the last Rugby World Cup show and I’ve been asked to help out as the producers say I went a bit overboard when dishing out the mess!”
Carla put her hand to the side of her mouth as if to whisper to the camera “Personally I think it was all deserved, especially for Nikki!”
Carla continued to clean as she introduced the preview show “The other reason I am wearing a French maid outfit is that our next featured game will have France as one of the teams. They will be playing England this coming Saturday in what will be a group decider.”
The brunette pauses for a moment as she faces directly to the camera “We have already secured a representive for France and it is Bond girl Lea Seydoux.”
Lea walks on to the stage to join Carla. She is wearing a pink top, denim skirt and snazzy high heel shoes.
Carla: “Welcome to the show Lea. Thank you for volunteering to represent your country.”
Lea: “Thank you for the welcome, but I wasn’t given a choice by the James Bond producers as they wanted me to appear on the show so I can plug the new James Bond film.”
Carla: “Oh I see. Well, you have plugged the film already, so that’s over and done with. Have you seen the previous shows?”
Lea gulps as she answers “I have! All I will say is that France had better win!”
Carla smiles at Lea’s nervousness as she turns back to the camera “Unfortunately we have had some difficulty in securing a representative for England. It seems that most ladies we have asked, don’t want to run the risk of getting messy and humiliated. Therefore we have set up a public vote for viewers to vote for which sports presenter they would like to see represent England. The beauty of this is that the winner of the vote is then contractually required to appear on the show!”
Carla goes through the voting options in order “Lets see who you can vote for: The first four ladies are Reshmin Chowdhury, Jules Breach, Laura Woods and Alex Scott”
”We also have Vicky Gomersall, Kelly Cates and Natalie Sawyer. The lady with the most votes will get to represent England. Polls close Thursday.”
”In addition, we will be doing another Carla’s Predictions competition. All you have to do is pick the team you think will win and the winning margin. If you want to take part, put your prediction and nominated lady into the comments box below. The closest to the actual score will see their nominated lady feature on the show.”