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The announcer’s deep voice bellowed out.
Announcer: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Battle of the Athletes! Please welcome your host, ESPN’s own Molly McGrath!”
Molly, wearing a striking black dress, strode out.
Molly: “Welcome to the Battle of the Athletes: Super Slime Showdown! Two teams of ladies will battle it out for supremacy over the next few weeks, with Sunday and Thurday Night Football deciding their fate. To the winners go the bragging rights. As for the losers, well, lets just say that I hope they brought a change of clothes. These teams consist of athletes, legends, reporters, and personalities. We will build until a final epic conclusion in the last week.”
The audience applauded with enthusiasm.
Molly: Lets welcome our participants for tonight, Lindsey Vonn and Mikaela Shiffrin.”
The two ladies made their way out. Vonn wore an orange top with black yoga pants, while Shiffrin wore a black top with a matching tight black skirt. Both their bare midriffs shown.
Molly: “Tonight, the Packers and Bears face off in football, and Lindsey Vonn and Mikaela Shiffrin face off right here. If the Bears win, then Mikaela is getting messy, but if the Packers win, Lindsey is getting messy. And Im sure you’re wondering just how messy they’ll be getting. Well let me assure you, it will be quite an event.”
The camera panned over to a large dunk tank filled with bright green slime.
Molly: “The loser will climb up there, and take a seat above the goo. The winner will hit that button, and the loser
Will.
Be.
Dunked.
I hope you brought water wings, cause you will be swimming in somecold, thick, slick, gooey, nasty slime. Its been sitting there all day, waiting to envelope one of you two beauties. I cant help but notice the stylish outfits you ladies have. Have fun washing that green mess out of your clothes! And thats saying nothing about what green slime does to blonde hair.”
Vonn: “Lets just say I’ll be rooting heavily for the Bears. Ive been slimed before, but I dont wanna be dunked in the stuff. I’ll be immersed. Although, Im sure slime does skin and hair good, and when Mikaela goes in, she’ll be fine.”
Shiffrin smirked
Shiffrin: “Well, when the Packers win, I’ll certainly get some towels to help you dry off. Just make sure not to get thar snot on me.”
Now it was Vonn’s turn to smirk in a playful manner.
Molly: “Now, there is one little thing Ive got to mention. In the event of a tie, the team, and therefore lady, with the most total yards will win. However, while they will get the win, they won’t get off easy. If there is a tie, both ladies are going in.”
Lindsey and Mikaela looked playfully nervous. The crowd cheered at this announcemt. Molly, looking somewhat sheepish, began to speak again.
Molly: “But they wont be the only ones going in. In the event of a tie, seeing as how I’m the host of this and there wouldn’t be a winner, our producer feels that it would only be fitting if I go in too.”
The crowd erupted while Lindsey and Mikaela laughed.
Molly: “So, if you’d like to see Mikaela Shiffrin go for a swim in some lovely green slime, you better root for the Bears. But if you would like to see Lindsey bath in slime, you better root for the Packers. But if you want them both to get it, then you better root for a tie. But please don’t, cause that means I’m going in too! Please, someone win!”
*Check the result of the Thursday night game to see who will get dunked. The aftermath will be posted shortly after. But I wanna know, who are people rooting for (outside of the obvious tie)? Im curious to see how many new Packers or Bears fans we’re gonna have.