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The advert break comes to a close and the sports news starts again with Glen looking very cheerful, and his co-host not so.
Glen: “Good news Natalie, we have had lots of ideas from the viewers during the break. We have put them all into the tombola ready for you to select one of them.”
Natalie: “Do I have to choose one now?”
Glen: “Not just yet. I’m just going to run through some of the ideas that you are at risk of pulling out. Ready?”
Natalie: “Not really, but you may as well carry on!”
Glen: “Ok then. One of the viewers has suggested you wear a white swimsuit and have it filled with spaghetti in tomato sauce and baked beans.”
Natalie: “Yuck, that sounds disgusting.”
Glen: “Wait, as I’ve not finished yet. Once that happens the floor drops beneath you and you get dumped in a vat of sour cream and chive dip.
Natalie: “No, no! That would take me ages to wash the smell out of my hair!”
Glen: “Perhaps you would prefer this idea. You get to wear a micro slingshot bikini, have your hands cuffed behind your back, and you have to dip your head and the front of your body into various substances in order to try and find the key to free yourself.”
Natalie: “Nope, don’t like that one either. Tell me, will the micro slingshot bikini be the same as the one that Jo Wilson wore in a previous episode!
Glen: “Yes it will be, but don’t worry it’s been thoroughly laundered since she wore it.”
Natalie: “That bit doesn’t bother me, it’s the fact it was so tiny. I’m afraid that I won’t fit into it, and my tits will pop out!”
Glen: “Oh well, que sera sera!”
Natalie smiles with a wry grin “…..and I bet you and the viewers would love to see that happen…”
Glen just smiles “I’m not saying anything! Want to hear another possible idea?”
Natalie: “Not really, but you are going to mention it anyway…”
Glen: “This one is a little more on the disgusting side. You get put into a dumpster can filled with fake cum.”
Natalie: “No! That is taking it too far!”
Glen: “Lets hope you don’t pull that idea out of the tombola. How about this one – you are stripped naked, and then you have to put your clothes back on – your bra is filled with ice cream and put back on. Your knickers are filled with spaghetti bolognese and put back on. Your dress is soaked in syrup and put back on, before a top hat filled with custard is put on your head.”
Natalie: “As much as I don’t like the idea, I need to give some credit to the viewer who thought that up, as its very detailed and inventive, but…..also very disgusting!”
Glen: “Ok, enough of going through some of the ideas. It’s time to select one of them.”
Gingerly, Natalie plunges her hand into the tombola and draws out a solitary piece of folded paper. She isn’t brave enough to unfold it herself, and instead hands it to Glen who promptly unfolds it and and starts to read:-
Glen: “Ok, so you have picked the following……..”
Tension music fills the studio as Natalie drums her fingers on the desk.
Glen: “For the next hour you get to go on a dunk tank that is filled with honey and have Fulham and QPR fans throw balls at the dunk tank target. Each one that gets hit will send you into the honey!”
Natalie sighs, as she acknowledges the link to the honey as she is a Brentford fan whose nickname are the Bees.
Glen: “Did I mention that you have to do it in your underwear and there is a special part at the end which I will tell you about later.”
Natalie: “Huh, so I have to strip to my underwear now!”
Glen: “Yes please!”
The presenter stands up from the desk, walks around to the front and starts to do a striptease. She seems to be a natural which has probably been helped by the many times she has had to take clothing off on previous CSWL and associated shows. It doesn’t take long for her red dress to be slipped off, to reveal that Natalie is wearing a white lace teddy. Glen gasps as he could see that the teddy is see-through in some places, and Natalie tuts as she instantly regrets choosing such a risqué article of underwear this morning.
The busty presenter is helped to the nearby dunk tank and she takes the steps at the back in order to reach the plastic seat which is precariously situated above the dunk-tank. The self proclaimed Brentford fan curses as she sees a number of male Fulham and QPR fans stride on to the stage, and form an orderly queue in front of the dunk tank.
With a look that says ‘this is all too familiar’, Natalie playfully kicks her legs as the first Fulham fan takes aim.
Natalie: “Fulham really suck! If you throw like your team tries to score goals then you’ve got no chance!”
Fulham fan: “oh yeah, we’ll see about that”
The fan throws the ball with pinpoint accuracy and it thuds into the target. Natalie’s attempts to put him off fail miserably as she squeals loudly as she feels the seat mechanism give way and drops her suddenly into the tank. She lands with a gloopy splash into the honey and delves completely underneath the surface, before she was able to compose herself and stand up in the tank. Her shoulder length black hair is sticky and slicked back against her forehead. Her face is dripping with the gloopy substance, whilst her white lace teddy had turned even more transparent, and it was very obvious to the viewers that the lingerie had plastered itself to her tits, showing every curve and even her erect nipples.
As Natalie clambered out of the tank and made her way back to the plastic seat above, she looked down to see that her teddy had become even more transparent and attempted to use her hands and arms to protect her modesty.
Throughout the next hour of the show, the camera panned back and forth between Glen and the dunk tank, as many Fulham and QPR fans get to throw balls at the target sending an increasingly sticky and gloopy Natalie into the dunk-tank.
At the end of the hour, Natalie is asked to step down from the tank. There is an electronic counter beside the tank which is showing the number 12 representing the amount of dunks Natalie has had.
Natalie: “Thank goodness for that!”
Glen: “Its not over yet Natalie. I did mention that there is a special part at the end.”
As Natalie tried to remonstrate with her colleague to convince him that her 12 dunkings were enough, two black bin bags are raised above her head and upturned. Out comes lots of feathers, and they rain down over the hapless presenter. Due to the fact that she is completely sticky with honey, most of the feathers find a place on Natalie’s body and remain there. After all the feathers are dumped out of the bags, Natalie is covered in them and resembles a chicken.
Glen: “Haha! You look really funny!”
Natalie snorts back.
Glen: “The final part is for you to run a lap around the studio. Off you go!”
Reluctantly, the big titted presenter started to jog and received applause from the watching Fulham and QPR fans as she jogged around the studio.
Glen turned to the camera “I hope you enjoyed our fourth and final episode of ‘Let’s get messy with…..’. I’m not sure Natalie did, but I certainly enjoyed it…”
As the credits start to roll, Natalie is seen in the background being grabbed by a couple of fans and being tied to a strippers pole. The fans enjoy a brief finale of custard pieing Natalie all over her body.
Natalie: “At least I’m not naked this time…..”
A QPR fan: “We’ll have to do something about that then. The fan pulls the straps of her teddy down to reveal her honey and custard coated tits to the viewers, before smushing two creamy custard pies into them.
Natalie: “Drat! I spoke too soon!”