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Welcome to the results show of this opening weekend fixtures and the last one for the weekend where it is Manchester United vs Chelsea and I am your host Kate Mason.
Kate is wearing the same purple knee length dress that she had on in the preview show, wither brown hair being worn down and has black high heeled shoes on.
First up let’s meet the Manchester United representative and that is Manchester United omen’s Manager Casey Stoney.
Casey is wearing a sparkly black mini dress with black high-heeled shoes and her brown hair is curly and being worn down.
Casey you must be ecstatic with the result
Yes Kate I am 4-0 win which means poor Emma will be getting very humiliated indeed, I know I will be getting some mess but not as bad as she is getting it.
Casey we will wait and see about that, laughs Kate.
Now let’s bring on the Chelsea representative shall we and that is of course the Chelsea Women’s Manager Emma Hayes.
Emma what went wrong for Chelsea today, we played well in the first half and got undone by a soft penalty, then in the 2nd half we had 3 decisions go against us that wasn’t even referred to VAR.
We will get onto that later but let’s move on to the Manchester United forfeits first shall we so Casey please come over here.
Manchester United amassed 3 yellow cards, less possession than Chelsea and also had less shots but were more clinical, and had less corners.
So for the 3 yellow cards that means it is 3 custard pies for Casey, Kate and Emma both pick up a custard pie each before slamming it either side of Casey’s face giving her a pie sandwich, coating her face in creamy custard and it drips down her face.
Kate then picks up the 3rd pie and slams it on the top of Casey’s head coating her hair in pie and then matting it.
Now as Manchester United had less possession, corners and shots that means it is 3 spins of the forfeit wheel here for Casey.
Casey spins the wheel for the first time and it lands Knickerbocker Glory
Kate then instructs Casey to lift up her dress, this reveals that Casey is wearing a block thong.
Kate then picks up the jug of pudding and starts to pour it inside of Casey’s underwear, it then starts to bulge Casey’s underwear and it starts to feel uncomfortable over all her sensitive areas.
Now onto the 2nd forfeit for Casey so could you spin the wheel please, she does so and it lands on Banana Split.
A giant banana was then bought out and it has been split in half and the middle has been made up of banana milkshake.
So Casey please can you step inside of the banana split. Casey gingerly gets in the banana split and then lies down in it, and the banana milkshake then sips into Casey’s dress and ruins her hair, Casey you may now exit the banana and spin your final forfeit.
Casey then makes her way back to the wheel to spin for her final forfeit.
Casey then spins the wheel for the final time and it lands on Bucket Dump, Kate then picks up the bucket which contains left overs from the canteen these contains gravy, baked, beans, custard, mushy peas and a lot other disgusting food.
Casey that is you done for now but you can’t go and clean up just yet as we have something special lined up that you don’t ant to miss.
Now Emma please now join me, as you know Chelsea lost 4-0 and you know hat that means when your team concedes 4 goals so would you please strip naked.
Emma is very disheartened by this and is very reluctant to do this as she is horrified that she will be showing herself in all her glory on national television.
Emma slowly unzips her dress to leave herself in a skimpy black bra and thong combo and her black high-heeled shoes.
Emma then slowly whips off her bra and using her left arm to cover her tits so she doesn’t expose to much to the audience, she then uses her right hand and wiggles out of her thong before using her right-hand to cover her muff.
Kate does make Emma do twirl for the audience though which dos show her nice bottom for everyone to see, and is no fuming by this development.
Now let’s move on to the first goal forfeit and that is of course a custard pie and Kate then slams that into Emma’s face, leaving custard all over her face and it then drips down onto her tits.
Emma is then led over to the gunge tank for her 2nd goal forfeit where she ill be covered in red gunge to represent Manchester United’s home kit, Emma is no sat in in the tank still covering her tits and muff meaning, when the gunge is release Emma will have no protection for her head.
Kate then pulls the lever to release a torrent of red gunge all over a helpless Emma and her blonde hair is now turned a shade of red, and it is dripping all over her body, but doesn’t want to move her arms to expose her self so just takes the gunging.
Emma now onto the 3rd goal forfeit and you have been trying to cover yourself up for the whole duration but that is just about to change so bring out the pillories, Emma is very despondent by this as it means she we will be revealing herself to the world.
Emma is no locked into the pillories and first up Kate grabs a hose and removes all of the mess from Emma so that everyone can see her in all of her glory, and she is absolutely apoplectic by all of this.
Kate and Casey then brings out various buckets of gunge to cover Emma in, first up is a bucket of red gunge, followed by a bucket of blue gunge which in turn is followed by yellow, green, brown and black which the ladies alternate in.
Once this ordeal is over for Emma she is then let out of the pillories and over to her 4th forfeit which is the hanging beam, Emma is then handcuffed in revealling her in all of her glory again.
Kate then picks up the hose again and removes all of the gunge off of Emma revealing Emma in all of her glory again but this time at a better angle, so people n the audience can take a picture of the nude Chelsea manager in all of her glory.
There is then buckets set up that consists of mud, manure and slop that Kate and Casey have to upend on the hapless Emma, they take it turns to cover her in the messy stinky substances.
Eventually hen they are done Emma is released.
Now we said earlier on to Casey that we have something special lined up and Casey it is for you so Kate leads her over to the hanging beam before locking her in, and the special treat lined up is that all off Manchester United’s goals as controversial and should not have stood but for some bizarre reason VAR didn’t even come into it, exclaims Kate, so let’s get on with it shall we.
Hang on a minute Kate it is your debut on CSWL and you with you saying that VAR helped Manchester United and think it was helpful in my humiliation it is only fair that I get some revenge on you, announces a still naked but jubilant Emma.
Emma then leads Kate over to the pillories, before chucking buckets of red, blue, yellow, green, brown, gold, silver and black gunge over Kate, leaving her in a rainbow coloured mess in the pillories that coats her face, hair, legs and dress, in a right mess before releasing her.
Emma then leads Kate over to the hanging beam where another set handcuffs have been set up next to Casey that has been made for Kate, she is then locked in to the hanging beam next to Casey.
Emma then get’s a pair of scissors and first target’s Casey, cutting at her dress leaving her in a skimpy bra and her Knickerbocker glory covered thong, she then cut’s through Casey’s bra and thong as well leaving her totally naked and unable to cover her modesty.
Emma then turns her attentions her attention to Kate, who she chops at her dress leaving Kate in a purple skimpy bra and purple thong, she then continues to cut at Kate’s bra before turning her attention to her thong and cutting away at that to, leaving the new Sky Sports News Presenter on her debut on CSWL completely exposed and humiliated.
Emma then picks up the hose and clears all the mess from both ladies so the audience can get a good view of them and can take pictures of them in there humiliating state.
There is then buckets of mud, manure, and slop brought out and Emma alternate’s between both of them leaving them in a smelly disgusting mess and unable to cover themselves or there dignity
Both ladies are then released from the hanging beam and Kate is then allowed to wrap up the show.
Thank you to my guests a humiliated and messed up Manchester United ladies manager Casey Stoney and an equally humiliated and messy Chelsea Women’s Manager Emma Hayes
It is goodbye from me as well an equally humiliated and messy Kate Mason and I hope I this is my first an last appearance on this show as I don’t want to go through this again and be totally humiliated, goodnight