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Welcome to this Sunday afternoon game of the new Premier League Season between Manchester United and Chelsea and it is a big game to kick the season off with and I am your host Kate Mason.
Kate is wearing a purple knee length dress and black high heeled shoes and her brown hair is being worn down.
Now let’s meet the ladies taking part this weekend shall we.
First up the Manchester United representative, and that is the Manchester Women’s Manager Casey Stoney.
Casey is wearing a black sparkly mini dress and her brown shoulder length hair is curly and being worn down and she matches these with a pair of black high heeled shoes.
Now let’s meet Chelsea’s representative and it is there Manager Emma Hayes
Emma is wearing a black dress and her blonde hair is being worn down and she has black high heeled shoes.
Now let’s bring on the forfeits , the forfeit wheel is of course back, for 1 goal it is a custard pie, for 2 goals it is the gunge tank, for 3 goals it is the pillories and all forfeits done in there underwear and for 4 goals all forfeits will be done naked.
Both ladies are shocked by this as they could potentially be showing a lot more skin than they wanted to, announces Kate, but of course with it being my first time presenting then there is some mess and humiliation coming my way says Kate.
So join us at full time to see what is in store for us all