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Author’s Note: Apologies for adding another CSWL show so quickly after others…….
A stylish blonde woman in a sexy bright blue dress and heels appears in front of the camera.
“Good evening! My name is Vicky Gomersall and welcome to the third CSWL show of the new season. We will be focusing on the Carabao Cup match between Swansea and Northampton, which will be played on Tuesday night.”
”We will be having the usual messy forfeits for each lady representative depending on how well their team does, and the Forfeit Wheel will be making a re-appearance.”
”Lets see who will be representing Swansea. Unfortunately we were unable to book a celebrity guest who supports the team, but we have been able to get not one, but two ladies who are avid Swansea City fans. Please welcome Debbie and Louise, who are both 20 years of age and work as secretaries.
Debbie wore a white shirt, short skirt, tights and heels, whereas Louise was similarly dressed but she had opted for a striped top.
The two ladies stood next to Vicky and nervously waited expectantly, not used to being on national TV.
Vicky: “And representing Northampton Town, it’s none other than TV news presenter Kylie Pentelow!”
Kylie was wearing a pale green top, black skirt, stockings and high heel shoes.
Vicky: “Welcome to all three of you and I trust you are looking forward to appearing on the results show?”
Kylie: “Not quite Vicky! I was only told earlier today that I would be representing my home town team, so I have my fingers crossed that they play well and don’t cause me too much embarrassment! Anyway, I am sure the viewers would much rather see my younger opponents get messy rather than me!”
Vicky: “We’ll have to wait and see Kylie! Although I do think there may be quite a lot of your fans out there who are hoping that Northampton get a good thrashing!”
Vicky turns to the other two ladies: “So, how about the Swansea girls, how are you feeling?”
Debbie: “I’m very excited to be on TV and as Swansea are playing at home against a team that is lower in the divisions, I expect my boys to get a victory.”
Louise: “Yes, I’m the same as Debbie and I know that everyone at my work will be avidly watching so I hope that my team doesn’t let me down.”
Vicky turns to the camera “As a bonus segment the Producers have decided that I may be subject to messy forfeits based on my team’s performance tomorrow night. For those that don’t know my team is Cheltenham Town and they are playing away to Bristol Rovers in the Carabao Cup. We are asking viewers to predict the correct score of that match. If a viewer gets it correct, then I get to have messy forfeits based on Cheltenham’s performance.”
Vicky pauses before she continues “That’s it for the preview show folks. Tune in tomorrow night for the results show where Kylie, Debbie and Louise will learn their messy fates, and maybe me as well!”
Author’s Note: If you want to see Vicky get messy forfeits, then put your predicted score for the Bristol Rovers v Cheltenham match in comments below.