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Noel strutted out yet again. “Now, for the final part of Round 1. This is a battle between four of the most iconic wrestlers on the roster, the Four Horsewomen. They’ve come here tonight to settle their dispute, with the winners staying dry and pristine, and the losers, well, not so much.”
The crowd cheered at this announcement. “First, they have been champions, and they have been rivals, but here, they will work together as friends as they try to escape a messy fate. Please welcome, Becky Lynch and Charlotte!”
Becky wore a frilly black top and tight leather pants. Charlotte wore a tight black shirt and tight black jeans.
“Next, they are friends, but they too have also been enemies. Tonight, they stay clean, or get messy together. Please welcome, Bayley and Sasha Banks!”
Bayley wore her blue ring gear, which consisted of a small blue top and long blue pants. Sasha wore yellow and blue gear, consisting of a small top and small, tight bottoms.
So lets hear your arguments as to why you shouldn’t be gunged tonight. Sasha spoke first, “Me and Bayley have global appeal. We are simply more popular. Now as to why we’re popular, well, it might be because we’re better wrestlers, we’re more charismatic, or we’re just prettier.”
Charlotte smiled smugly as Sasha finished, “Oh you think youre more popular? Honey, I am wrestling royalty. I am the queen. And Becky is a darling of the fans, plain and simple. You two are just a flash in the pan, we have staying power.”
Now Noel spoke up, “Now ladies, your nickname is the Horsewomen, correct? Well, we always like to make each guest and each group feel special. So, we will be using some special gunge for you Horsewomen. We went to a farm, to where the horses are kept, and collected some of the droppings left behind by these horses. And by the end of tonight, two of you ladies will be completely covered in it.”
Sasha and Charlotte both looked absolutely disgusted. A Boss and a Queen getting showered with horse manure? The horror. Becky and Bayley also looked apprehensive as shecontemplated their potential fate. They were the peoples champs, and weren’t as self-absorbed or dramatic as their partners. But still, the thought of getting covered in manure made them both cringe.
Now folks, if you would like to see Becky and Charlotte get a manure bath, dial 0891 800311.” This caused Becky and Charlotte to both shake their heads ‘no’ at the camera. “But if you think it should be Bayley and Sasha getting a manure bath, dial 0891 800322.” Bayley and Sasha also vigorously shook their heads.
“Folks, by the end of tonight either Bayley and Sasha or Charlotte and Becky will be drenched in horse manure, and you decide who it is. Join us later!”
Voting ends Sunday, July 21st, at 10 PM EST.