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Noel Edmonds entered center-stage. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Crinkley Bottom. Tonight, we will be continuing our tournament. For this round, we will be welcoming in the ladies of NXT.” The crowd applauded. “One team stays clean, the other gets a bath. And you, the viewer, decide their fates.”
“For our first team, she has made her name elsewhere, but now she is a wrestler, and has already made quite the name for herself. But will that her fame also bring her a bit of gunge? Please welcome, Kacy Catanzaro!”
Kacy cart-wheeled out, sticking the landing next to Noel. She wore black and red ring gear, which consisted of a small top and small tights.
“Next, she has travelled the world, and has now made her way to NXT. But all that travelling, and she has never been gunged. Could that change tonight? Please welcome, Deonna Purazzo!”
Deonna jogged out, wearing a grey performance center t-shirt and yoga pants. She stood next to Kacy.
“Now, for our second team. She is a sassy, classy, Southern lady. Her beauty is legendary, as is her attitude. Please welcome, Lacey Evans!”
Lacey sauntered out, wearing a small blue and white striped top with a blue skirt. She offered her hand for Noel to kiss, but pulled it away at the last minute with a sneer.
“Next, she was struggling in NXT, but once she began acting devious, she began improving. But will the audience sympathize with her? Please welcome, Aaliyah!”
Aliyah walked out while wearing her red and black ring gear, which consisted of a small top and long pants. She took her place next to Lacey Evans.
Noel continued, “Ladies, lets hear your cases as to why you shouldn’t be gunged.” Kacy started off, “Me and Deonna believe in doing whats right, and not taking shortcuts. We feel that that should be rewarded. And that means not getting gunged. Thats just…” she finsihed with a shudder.
Lacey smirked out of contempt. “Honey, you are all goodie-two shoes, and are so focused on doing whats right. Meanwhile, we are enjoying sll of the success. You can have your pride, we’ll take the wins. And regarding getting gunged, sweety, I dont get messy. I am class personified.”
Noel began again, “Now ladies, this seems to be a battle over whether its good to be sweet or not. So, we will be turning the losers of the vote into human sundaes! Youll be getting covered in ice cream, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a nice cherry.”
The crowd cheered. The four ladies looked concerned that they may be getting covered in those substances.
Noel continued, “And I would like to add one more stipulation as well. Wrestling is about respect, and showing respect. I think its only fair that the losers show respect to the winners by kissing the winners feet, as well as getting gunged. How does that sound?” The audience cheered, and the ladies nodded, despite looking somewhat apprehensive.
“So if you think Lacey and Aliyah should get turned into a sundae, call 0891 800311, but if you think it should be Kacy and Deonna who get drenched in the goo, call 0891 800322.”
Voting ends Sunday, July 21st, at 10 PM EST.