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Welcome back to the House Party, and welcome back to our Great Gunge Tournament. Tonight, it is the Battle of the Nations. The ladies from NXT International are joining us, and two will wallow in filth, and two will celebrate.” The crowd applauded.
Noel began again, “First, she has done so much at such a young age. But will she be able to cross ‘getting gunged’ off that list after tonight? We’ll find out. Please welcome, from Australia, Toni Storm!”
Toni strutted out, wearing a black and white top and bottoms.
Noel continued, “Next, she has competed at countless levels, but now she has made her way to NXT. But does that choice mean she will be gunged? We’ll have to see. Please welcome, from Brazil, Taynara Conti!”
Taynara wore a green top and white bottoms, with thigh high boots. She took her place next to Toni.
Noel continued, “For our second team, they are two friends who have competed together. Tonight, they will either stay clean together, or get gunged together. Please welcome, from Australia and New Zealand respectively, Tegan Nox and Dakota Kai!”
Tegan wore a green top and bottoms, while Dakota wore a purple and red top and bottoms. They waved to the crowd and stlod next to Noel.
Noel began, “Now ladies, please tell us why you shouldnt be gunged.” Toni started off, “Taynara and I are two of the toughest and baddest ladies on the roster. It just so happens that beauty and toughness go hand in hand when it comes to us. Now Tegan and Dakota are lovely and sweet, but they arent on our level. They deserve the gunge.”
Tegan pretended to be offended, “Thats rude! Why should we get gunged, just because we’re nice? I think nice girls should stay clean. And if youre so tough, you should be able to handle a little gunge.”
Noel continued, “Now, we like to maintain themes here. And the theme of this vote is a battle of the nations. And I cant help but think of travelling and planes when I think of such themes. Thats why the gunge we will be using is some nice sticky oil. Oil that would normally be used for travelling, but instead, it will be going all over two of you! Dont you think you’ll look great all oiled up?”
All four ladies cringed at the idea of getting covered in oil. The prospect of feeling the slimy and sticky subtance on their skin and stuck in their hair was truly unsettling.
“And” Noel interjected, “We have to have a stipulation. I racked my brain thinking of something, until I remembered one of Toni’s signature taunts.” As he said this, a clip of the taunt played, causing the audience to cheer and Toni to slightly blush. Noel continued, “Now, with that in mind, I would like to suggest our special stipulation. The losers have to get down, pucker up, and kiss the winners rear-ends!”
The crowd roared in approval, while all four ladies mouths dropped. Taynara, Tegan, and Dakota began mouths began to curl into smiles, while Toni still looked stunned.
“Now, if you think it should be Toni and Taynara getting an oil bath, call 0891 800311. But if you would like to see Tegan and Dakota get throughly soaked with oil, dial 0891 800322. The winners will face Peyton and Billie in the next round. Join us later!”
Voting ends Sunday, July 21st, at 10 PM EST.