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Kirsty shouts “PLAY” and the game begins again. With the current score 40 – 15 to Kate, the game could be over if Kate wins this next point.


Blonde Beth does a weird looking serve as she twitches her bottom to try and get a little more comfortable with the cream filling her knickers from the previous forfeit. Kate returns the ball and puts Beth under a bit of pressure as she has to run to her left to reach the ball. However she succeeds at both getting her racquet to the ball and delivering a fierce return down the line. It is hit with sufficient force that Kate can’t get to it and Beth wins the point.
”40-30 to Kate”
Two stagehands carry on a large plastic bath and place it next to the umpires chair. By the time they do this, Kirsty has already got out of her chair and peers quizzically inside.
”Hmmm, the bath is empty at the moment. Let’s do something about that. Please put your hands together for our first special guest of the show – it’s model Rosie Jones!”
The audience cheered as Rosie walked on wearing a white bra, white miniskirt, white socks and pumps. She is holding the end of a fireman’s hose and drags it behind her.
”Hi Rosie, and welcome to the show. Are you going to help fill this bath up for us?”
”I sure am!”
The model aimed the end of the hose so that it was pointing into the bath and switched it on. All of a sudden a bubbly clear liquid thrusts out of the hose and starts to fill the bath. Rosie doesn’t have to wait long until the bath is almost filled to the brim and shuts the hose off. There is a sweet smell of alcohol which fills the studio.
”Thank you Rosie, for filling the bath with champagne. We’ll see you a bit later on in the show.“
Rosie walks off stage to much applause as Kate is told she now has to do a forfeit for losing the point.
”Ok then Kate, all you need to do is get into the bath and submerge yourself for 5 seconds!”
Kate gulped as she climbed in and slowly sat herself down. The champagne smelled nice she thought as it soaked into her pumps, socks, knickers and top. Pinching her nose she submerged herself and after 5 seconds sat back up again. Her brown hair was shimmering in the studio lights and there were gasps from the audience as her white top had become very tight and transparent. Kate looked down on herself to see that her perky tits were clearly on show through her top and folded her arms across her chest to protect her modesty. She slowly climbed out of the bath and walked back to the court.
Kirsty shouts “PLAY” again and Kate serves. It’s not her usual strong serve as the her cream filled knickers and champagne soaked body start to have some effect on her tennis strokes.
The ball lands in front of blonde Beth and she pounces on the weak serve and produces a forehand smash across the court to win the point.
”Deuce”
With the scores now tied, both players realise that there will be at least 2 more points played in the game, meaning more messy forfeits. However it was time for Kate to receive her latest forfeit.
Kirsty smiles as the brunette approaches her. “The first part will see you strip an article of clothing of my choosing. If I was being kind I would choose your socks, but I won’t be doing that.”
Kate anxiously awaits Kirsty’s choice and sees her looking at her saturated white top and knickers.
”Hmmm, I think I’ll choose your knickers. You have a lovely bottom and I’m sure the audience would like to get a better view of it!”
Kate moans as she obeys and slips her knickers off. Wearing just a tight wet white top and white socks and pumps, she tries to cover her shaved muff with her hands.
”So, the second part will be a trip to the gunge tank. Come with me.”
Kirsty leads the bottomless Kate to a perspex tank at the side of the studio, opens the door and asks Kate to sit on the plastic chair inside.
Rosie Jones re-appears from the side carrying a custard pie, and makes her way to the gunge tank. Without warning she slaps the pie into Kate’s face, laughs and stands next to Kirsty who has her finger ready on the button that releases the gunge that is suspended overhead. Kirsty pushes firmly and Kate squeals As she is deluged with thick green gunge. It went everywhere, in her hair, down her face, down her top and pooled on the chair around her naked bottom.
The gunged brunette slowly stands up and is asked to go back to the court. Kirsty makes a joke with Rosie, saying how she thinks Kate now matches the colour of the grass on the court.
Kirsty shouted “PLAY” and the next point began. Beth served but couldn’t get it over the net. She took her second and final chance to deliver a legal serve but this time she over-compensated and hit the ball too high over the net so that it bounced outside the lines of the service area.
”Double Fault, that’s a point to Kate, so it’s Advantage Kate”
Beth looked disconsolate as she approached Kirsty.
”Not a difficult decision for the first part of your forfeit, and as you have such large tits, I think I shall ask you to remove your skimpy blue top.”
With a sly and knowing smile, Beth removed her top to reveal her eggy and chocolate sauce covered tits to much appreciation from the audience. The blonde was now wearing just her knickers, socks and pumps.
Rosie brings out a table and two bowls of honey. The bowls were placed next to each other on the table and Beth was asked to dip her tits into them.
Kirsty joked “We had to get extra large bowls so that your tits would fit in! Haha!”
Gingerly, Beth lowered herself down so that her naked tits slopped into the bowls.
Kirsty was quick to add “Make sure you jiggle them about so they get completely covered!”
Beth did as she was asked, causing much amusement from the audience, and then stood back up to show her honey covered tits. Rosie started to shake a container over them, and out came hundreds and thousands, and they quickly stuck to the honey. Rosie kept shaking until they covered all of Beth’s tits.
“Hmm, your tits are very sweet and almost good enough to eat. I expect most of our viewers would be wishing that they could take a lick!”
Beth sarcastically smiled back at Rosie and re-took her position on court.
”PLAY” was shouted and the game commenced again. Kate’s turn to serve and she knew if she won this point then she would win the game. The ball was whacked over the net and towards Beth who was now inconvenienced by being topless and her tits bouncing around as she ran. However she managed to do a good return with the ball landing at the feet of Kate.
Skilfully, the brunette played a brilliant shot to meet the ball on the bounce and fired a spin shot over the net. The spin on the ball deceived Beth and bounced away from the edge of her racquet to give the point to Kate.
”Game to Kate!”
The bottomless brunette jumps up and down in jubilation giving the audience a great view of her shapely bottom and shaved muff.
“Haha! I am the better tennis player, and now this proves it.”
Beth didn’t reply and instead hung her head as Rosie and Kirsty led her to a double pillory which had been set up at the other side of the court. She was asked to bend slightly forwards and place her head and hands in the semi-circle holes before the top of the pillory was brought down to ensure she wasn’t going to go anywhere soon.
Kirsty put the microphone to her mouth “Beth, your punishment for losing the game is that you get to stay in the stocks for the rest of the show.”
Rosie had an opened box of eggs in her hand and as soon as Kirsty finished talking, she started to splat egg after egg on top of Beth’s head and against her forehead. Meanwhile Kirsty squeezed a bottle of salad cream into the blonde’s hair and worked it into every strand of her hair by using her hands to give her a shampooing.
Despite getting messed up, Beth was curious as to why she was in a double pillory. “Hey, is someone else going to put in the pillory next to me?”
Kirsty grinned “Funny you should say that, as yes there will be. Rosie, do you to assume the position?”
”Hold on, why do I have to go in there?”
”You didn’t think you were just on this show to mess other ladies up did you! Now, can you get in please?”
Rosie grunted but did as she was asked and Kirsty brought down the top the pillory on her side. Now, Rosie was secures next to Beth in the pillory.
Kirsty produced a pair of scissors and showed them to Rosie “As Beth is topless, we think you both should be matching.”
Rosie rolled her eyes as Kirsty cut through her bra straps and removed the garment from her body to expose her fullsome tits.
From the side, entered a now cleaned up and clean clothed Kate again, and she was carrying a catering sized tin of cold tomato sauce.
“I have a present for you Rosie” With that, the tennis victor proceeded to pour half the contents of the tin over Rosie’s head. Meanwhile Kirsty was cutting away at Rosie’s skirt to leave her in white knickers and Kate then poured the remaining half of the tub into the back of her knickers. Rosie gasped as she felt the cold tomato sauce in her most sensitive areas.
As Kate and Kirsty both continue to get the pilloried duo even more messy, Kirsty is interrupted by a ginger haired lady who is wearing a white tennis outfit similar to hers, and she snatches the microphone from Kirsty’s hand.
”Hi everyone, I’m Geri Haliwell and I have been asked to umpire an extra special game tonight”
Kirsty is utterly bewildered “What do you mean?”
Geri climbs the steps of the umpires chair and plonked herself down on the seat “I mean that 78% of the viewers have voted for you to get involved in the mess and games so you will be playing tennis. Isn’t that great news?”


Kirsty throws her hands in the air in disbelief and makes her way to one end end of the court.
Geri continues “Lets meet Kirsty’s opponent. It’s none other than 22 year old ladies professional tennis player Katie Boulter.”
Katie walks onto the court sporting a white tennis dress, socks and pumps and waves to the audience.
Geri explains the rules “We will be playing just one point and whoever loses will be getting a little bit messy!”
Kirsty interjects “Hey, but that’s not fair. Katie is a professional and she is bound to win!”
Geri waves away the 43 year old presenters complaint, and shouts “PLAY”
Katie bounces the ball with her left hand before throwing it into the air and smashing a serve over the net. Kirsty momentarily saw a blurry yellow thing come towards her, but the professional player had put so much power into the serve that before Kirsty could react fully, the ball had bounced on her side of the court and flew past her head.
Geri smiles “Oh dear, that wasn’t a very long game! Katie is the winner and Kirsty is the loser.”
With hands on her hips Kirsty exclaims that this is a set-up.
Geri escorts Kirsty to the gunge tank and asks her to take a seat inside.
The button is pressed and Kirsty is deluged with lashings of thick black gunge which make a striking contrast with her all white attire. As the gunge flow slows to a trickle, Kirsty is seen shaking her head as she clambers out of the tank. She is handed a towel which she gratefully accepts and uses it to wipe her face clean. It was then she noticed that it was Rosie who had handed her the towel.
”Shouldn’t you be in the pillory?”
”Nope, Geri was kind enough to let me out, because we needed a spare slot.”
”Oh, who is that for then?”
”You!”
Rosie and Geri talk hold of an arm each, and marched a protesting Kirsty to the pillory and locked her head and hands inside. Beth is still in there as well as Kirsty looks to her right.
Rosie smiles and shows the same pair of scissors to Kirsty, that she was shown earlier.
The brunette presenter groans as Rosie makes short work of cutting off her tennis dress and then her bra and then her knickers. The audience gasp as this leaves Kirsty naked apart from her white pumps.
What followed was a good old fashioned sploshing as Geri, Katie , Rosie and Kate messed up Kirsty and Beth using custard pies, buckets of gunge, bowls of strawberry’s and cream, buckets of honey and bowls of chocolate sauce. At the end, the pilloried duo were unrecognisable as they were completely gunged and sploshed, but at least their nakedness was being covered up by the mess.
Geri faces the camera “That’s the end of the show folks. Hope you enjoyed our fun little tennis themed series. See you next year!”