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Noel Edmonds trotted out to center-stage. “Folks, we are now beginning our WWE Grand Gunge Tournament. There will be 16 teams consisting of 2 ladies, for a total of 32 participants. At the end of the tournament, only one will remain clean. Tonight, we have two tag teams known for their exquisite beauty, and they will be going head-to-head, with the loser getting gunged.” The crowd cheered.
“First, these two ladies are a mix of stunning beauty and dangerous violence. They will rip your heart out, in more ways than one. Please welcome, Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville!”
Mandy and Sonya sauntered out. Mandy wore black gear, with a small black top and black bottoms. Sonya wore similar black gear, although she wore long pants instead of tights.
“Next, they are also fairly new, but have made a splash. The question is, will they be getting splashed with gunge tonight? Please welcome, Peyton Royce and Billie Kay, the IIconics!”
Billie and Peyton strutted out, wearing their tight black ring gear, which consisted of a small top and bottoms.
“Now ladies, please give us a reason as to why you shouldn’t be gunged. Mandy started off, “Noel, Im a goddess, and a goddess doesn’t get slimed. And Sonya is one of the baddest women on the planet. She doesn’t get slimed. And think of how funny it would be these Peyton and Billie shriek as they get covered in all sorts of grossness.”
Billie and Peyton looked highly offended at this statement. Peyton spoke up, “You’re a goddess, right? Goddess of what? Goddess of being mean, maybe.” Next, Billie spoke, “Or the goddess of bad wrestling.” Mandy chuckled at their poor attempts at insults. Peyton spoke again, “Or, after tonight, you’ll be the goddess of gunge.”
Now, Mandy looked annoyed at this statement. Next, Billie spoke up, “And Sonya, I want see how tough you look while covered in gunge.” Billie made a mock tough face at Sonya, who glared back at the IIconics.
Noel spoke up again, “Now, lets discuss the type of gunge we will be using. You ladies are obviously the modeling type. But there is more than one type of modelling. For example did you know that little plastic models are painted. Well thats what we’re gonna do tonight. Some models are gonna get doused in paint. How does that sound?”
The crowd erupted in cheers. Noel continued speaking, “And one other thing. We’re gonna add a little stipulation. You ladies are obviously proud of your physiques. Well, how about this? Whoever ends up losing the vote has to not only get gunged, but get gunged in their bikini’s. How does that sound?” All four ladies shook their heads in agreement.
“So folks, dial 0891 800311 if you think it should be Mandy and Sonya getting a new paint job, but if you think it should be Peyton and Billie getting a nice coat of paint, dial 0891 800322. Join us later to see the result.”
Voting ends Sunday, July 21st at 10 PM EST.