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CSWL Chelsea vs Arsenal the result

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Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.

Welcome back to CSWL and the results show a distinctively worried looking Jo Wilson announces as she knows what has happened in the game she was keeping an eye on but we will get to that later.

Jo is still wearing the same short red mini dress she had on in the preview show with the same beige high-heeled shoes.

Jo welcomes back both ladies to the show, one looking a lot happier than the other which is Fran Kirby, but that doesn’t mean both will be getting messy.

SO let’s welcome back Fran shall we 

Fran is still wearing the same short black dress, and pink high-heeled shoes with her hair parted to the right hand side, that she had on the preview show.

And now lets welcome back our Arsenal representative Alex Scott

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Alex is still wearing the same pink, blue and white dress she had on in the preview show, with the strappy pink high-heeled shoes, but not for much longer as Alex knows the forfeit for conceding 3 goals.

So let’s get to the result shall we.

 

The game finished Chelsea 3-2 Arsenal with goals from Pedro, Morata and Alonso for Chelsea with Mkhitaryan and Iwobi the goals for Arsenal, so Alex as you know the forfeit for conceding 3 goals, states Jo who then says at least your dress will stay clean even if you won’t be.

Alex sheepishly starts to remove her dress, and starts to reveal a white bra that isn’t going to over much protection to her upper body and a white thong that shows her athletic bum.

My, my, my Alex I would have worn better underwear knowing full well I could be getting a gunging, Jo says jokingly.

Well Jo I didn’t think I would be in the state of undress did I until you released the rules.

So now that is out-of-the-way shall we get onto the forfeits, exclaims Jo.

First up is the yellow cards and there was 0 for Chelsea but 2 for Arsenal, so Jo walks over to Alex and gives her a pie sandwich with 2 custard pies.

Now onto the fouls committed Chelsea committed 12 to Arsenal’s 9, but what i didn’t mention in the preview show is that for every 3 fouls committed you both will lose an item of clothing, Jo proudly exclaims and then chuckles as she now knows there is going to be 2 naked clad female footballers stood in front of her.

You can’t do that both ladies shout angrily at Jo.

Yes I can and I will my show my rules. Jo proudly announced.

Both ladies slowly start to remove the clothing that they are currently wearing, and also are trying the best they can to cover up there private parts.

Now that both ladies have stripped we will start on the forfeit for off sides, and both teams had 3 a piece so for this forfeit we have 3 jugs of gravy. And Jo slowly starts to pour the gravy firstly over Fran’s head matting her hair and goes down her body and over her boobs and down into her nether regions and down her nice athletic bum to.

Then Jo turns her attention to Alex and she does exactly the same to Alex as she did to Fran, pours it over her head matting it and then continues to pour down Alex’s naked athletic body, over her boobs, and again over her nether regions and bum.

Now onto the final forfeit before we get to the goal’s forfeit Jo says authoritatively, and that is for the possession.

Chelsea had 62% possession to Arsenal’s 38% and here for every 2% difference I will throw that many different pies all over Alex here, Jo says with a smile on her face, so that is a difference of 24% so that will be 12 pies for Alex.

The first pie Jo hits Alex with is all over her face covering her facial features in blueberry pie. The 2nd pie Alex plats on top of Alex’s head and this pie is cherry pie. Jo then grabs 2 banana pies and rubs them over Alex’s right foot and up her right leg. She then grabs 2 blackberry pies and does the same on the left side.

Jo then places the 7th pie which an apricot pie on a chair and then pushes Alex down onto the chair, covering Alex’s lovely bum in apricot pie.

Jo smashed the 8th and 9th pies which is 2 apple pies down the back of Alex’s right leg and over her right foot as well.

The 10th and 11th pies are black forest gateaux’s and they go down the back of Alex’s left leg and foot.

Finally the 12 pie is a strawberry cheesecake and is rubbed down the back of Alex all over her back as well.

Now onto the first forfeit for the first goal conceded, and 2 gunge tanks are wheeled out one with blue gunge in for Alex who will be gunged in Chelsea’s colours and one with red gunge to gunge Fran with.

Both ladies are led over to their respective tanks and sit inside of them, before Jo pulls the chains on the tanks to cover both ladies in the gunge of the opposite team. The gunge domes over both ladies covering both ladies from head to toe.

Now onto the forfeit for 2 goals conceded and that is a trip to the pillories for both ladies. The are led over to the pillories and both locked into position, and now they are not able to cover their modesty.

But Jo then pours buckets of different substances over both ladies, this contains, custard, mushy peas, baked beans, more gravy and multicoloured gunge.

When Jo finishes she states that Fran is down done and can sit down and watch the rest of Alex’s forfeit take place but she can’t get change or nothing until after the show has finished.

Now Alex your final forfeit is for 3 goals and is a trip to this bath that is being wheeled out now that is full of manure.

Alex would you please get in the bath, exclaims Jo.

Alex gingerly gets into the bath because the smell of the bath is absolutely disgusting and she gags at the thought of it.

Alex also please can you duck your head under for 10 seconds then you may get out of the bath.

Alex is fuming by this claim from Jo, but knows that she will be getting her revenge later on so does it.

Thank you Alex for that now join us after the break where I will be facing my forfeits from the game that I had my eye on a worried Jo says.

Welcome back to our 2nd part of this CSWL announces Fran and Alex who has now taken over presenting duties to inflict Jo with her punishments.

So Jo as you know you put as through torture now it is time for us to get revenge and as you know your punishments was doubled due to the fact that your team St Johnstone was playing in the Scottish league Cup away at lower league Queen of the South, but before we get to the forfeits shall we bring up the score.

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So Jo as you know St Johnstone conceded 2 goals so that means you will be taking the gunging naked for your double punishment.

So Jo reluctantly removes her dress revealing some very revealing underwear showing a lot of cleavage in the skimpy red bra that she has on, and showing her nice pert bum with the red thong she has on underneath as well.

Now that is out the way time to reveal the forfeits Jo occurred first up there was 0 yellow cards, so no punishment here, now onto the off sides and again 0 for either team. What about fouls committed states both ladies well St Johnstone gave away 9 but as Jo is already naked she will have to have a liquid forfeit here.

So 9 buckets of different substances are bought out ready for Fran and Alex to cover Jo in.

First up we have custard where they pour it over Jo’s legs and feet and over her nether region, 2nd up is mushy peas where they pour this down the back of her legs and over her pert bum , 3rd, baked beans are then poured over her boobs and over her stomach and chest turning them orange, 4th gravy, where her hair is the prime target here turning her nice blonde hair a dirty dark brown matting it in the process. 5th up is a pie where it is smashed into her face covering her face in chocolate as it was a chocolate pie that was used.

6th up is a bucket of congealed mess that has been leftover from the canteen and they proceed to dump the mess over Jo.

7th they grab a fire extinguisher before opening it and covering Jo in foam.

8th bucket is  a bucket of pig slop, and again Jo hair has been targeted for this, and the smell of it is absolutely hideous and makes Jo gag.

Now that is out-of-the-way time to move onto the goal forfeits first up is the gunge tank covered in blue gunge to represent Queen of The South’s kit.

Jo is led inside of the tank where she is placed inside and sits down, before both ladies pull the cord and releases the gunge all over Jo covering her from head to toe.

Now as the gunge has finished Jo exits the tank and is led over to the pillories where she is locked in and now not able to cover her modesty.

Now more buckets have been bought out to cover Jo in these are red gunge, blue gunge, yellow gunge, green gunge, brown and black gunge.

Both ladies pick up the buckets and start throwing them at all angles all over a helpless Jo covering Jo in a slued of multi coloured gunge.

Now that is over for Jo, she is released from the pillories and led over to the bath that is again filled to the brim with manure, and like Alex she gingerly get’s into the bath, and has to duck her head under it for 10 seconds just like Alex did, and again like Alex, Jo gagged because of the putrid smell of manure.

Once Jo is done she gets out of the bath and is led over to her final humiliating forfeit which is the dunk tank, which is filled up with multi-coloured gunge.

Both Fran and Alex pull the lever sending Jo into the slop below, and Jo goes right under and now is an unrecognisable mess and the gunge is getting into places that Jo didn’t want them to get.

And now finally Jo is led out of the tank, and all 3 ladies run over to each others clothes and shoes and grab them and throw them into the dunk tank, meaning they will all now have to go home in the state they are in as their clothes have now been ruined and they can not shower as the shower are broken.

Jo is then handed back the presenting duties to wrap up the show.

Join us again on Monday night where my colleague Orla Chennaoui has another episode of CSWL and the game involved is Crystal Palace vs Liverpool, where she will be joined by one of our ex-colleagues in Kirsty Gallacher and GMB presenter Susanna Reid, so join Orla for that, I want to thank my guests this evening Alex Scott and Fran Kirby for the way they took the punishments and got humiliated the way they did, so thank you ladies for that, and lets hope we don’t get as messy and humiliated as we did tonight, states Jo it is goodnight from me a very humiliated naked messy presenter Jo Wilson

 


CSWL – Palace v Liverpool – Result

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“Welcome to the Final Results Show where our 2 ladies are waiting to hear the final score. We have kept them away from any news or TV, so they are both unaware of what has happened at Selhurst Park tonight. Let’s bring them on now.”

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Susanna and Kirsty join Orla on stage, and took a look at what surrounds them on the studio set.

Orla noticed them both looking around, and smiles “As you can see ladies, we are prepared for all eventualities, we have gunge tanks, dunk tanks, and all sorts of other treats just waiting for you. Obviously it all depends on the final score tonight and how the match played out.”

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“Can you please get on with it Orla!”

“Ok, Ok. It seems Susanna is a bit impatient. Perhaps you want another egging?”

“Err, no thank you.”

“Haha.”

“ Now Kirsty, I see you have dried out a little from earlier on.”

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“Yes, that cold milk got poured inside my dress, so I’m glad I’ve been able to dampen it down a bit.”

“Let’s hope you don’t get another cold substance poured over you?”

Orla titters, as Kirsty gives her an evil stare.

“On to the result then, and I can announce that after a cagey beginning, Liverpool were the victors and won the match by 2 goals to 0.”

Kirsty let out a cheer as Susanna sighed disappointingly.

“There was also 1 booking per team and 1 sending off for Palace.”

Susanna rolled her eyes at this additional information.

“Let’s make a start then. Susanna, a sending off is a serious offence and we need to pick a forfeit that is in line with the offence.”

The masked man walked up to Susanna and fanned out 5 envelopes. Susanna picked the middle one and handed it to Orla.

Orla opens the envelope and reads out the contents “Strip 3 articles of clothing”

Susanna is open-mouthed as she contemplated what this will mean. To claps from the audience, she starts to take her blue dress off and let’s it slip to the floor. The audience wolf-whistles as this reveals a matching blue bra and knickers, and Susanna’s sexy body. She goes to kick off her shoes, but Orla stops her.

“Not so fast Susanna. You can’t count your high heel shoes as part of the 3 items.”

“But that means I’ll have to take off my bra and knickers – I’ll be naked!”

“Not quite, you’ll still be wearing your fancy high heel shoes.”

Striptease music suddenly blurts out as Susanna unclasps her bra and lets it fall to the floor and quickly pulls her knickers down to her ankles and steps out of them. The audience get a momentary glimpse of her bouncy tits and muff, before Susanna immediately covers her muff with her right hand, and uses her left arm and hand to cover her tits.

“Right then, for 1 goal conceded we have some custard pies for you. The masked man hands Kirsty and Orla a custard pie each. Without warning Kirsty slaps her pie straight into Susanna’s face and Orla follows up by planting hers on top of Susanna’s head.

Susanna lets out a wry smile as she has custard and cream in her face and hair, and dripping onto her naked body.

“I think we’ll now spin the Forfeit Wheel for the booking that Palace got.” The masked man duly obliges and it lands on a segment called ‘custard bottom’

A chair is brought out and a large sloppy custard pie is placed on top of it. Orla looks at Susanna “You know what to do.”

Susanna walks to the chair and can’t help but look super sexy as she continues to user her arms and hands to cover her modesty. Cautiously, she starts to sit down until her naked bottom is hovering over the pie. Orla intervenes and places her hands on Susanna’s shoulders and pushes down firmly. Susanna let’s out a high-pitched squeal as her bottom splats into the custard pie, and the custard and cream go flying everywhere, including her most sensitive areas.

The audience applauds as Susanna stands up and then the masked man holds her hand and leads her to the gunge tank to receive her forfeit for the second goal being conceded. She obediently sits down, and Orla pulls the lever to the side, to release gallons of thick blue gunge all over the naked newsreader. She gets the full force of it, as she is unable to protect her head from the gunge onslaught as her arms and hands are still otherwise occupied. By the time the last gunge droplets have landed on her head, Susanna is completely covered in the disgusting blue gunge. Not even her fancy shoes had managed to avoid a full covering.

Orla giggled “You may have lost your blue dress Susanna, but at least you’ve got the blue colour back on you. Pity it’s gunge and not clothing!”

Susanna sarcastically smiled back at Orla, as she is led off the stage to get cleaned up.

“You’ll be glad to know that the forfeits are over for you Susanna. Now Kirsty, with no goals conceded and only 1 booking for your team, this means it’s just going to be 1 spin of the Forfeit Wheel for you.”

After watching Susanna’s demise, Kirsty was relatively happy with the result that her team had given her. The whirring of the wheel started and Kirsty eagerly followed it with her eyes as it went around. It finally stopped on a segment called “Milk Bath”

“Hey, I’ve already had that one in the preview show.”

“Yes that’s correct. It’s up to you, you can choose to have that one again or you can re-spin. The choice is yours.“

Kirsty surveyed the other options on the wheel and decided that a bottle of milk poured over her head again would be quite tame in relation to some of the other more humiliating and revealing options. “Milk Bath it is.”

The masked man wheeled on a bath and parked it next to Kirsty. Kirsty peered inside and saw that it was three quarters full with milk.

“Hey, it was a milk bottle last time, why is this different?”

“You’ve already had the less severe option. If you spin the same choice again, then obviously we need to make it more challenging.”

“Great! So you want me to get in this bath then?” was the sarcastic retort.

“Yes please”

Kirsty stepped into the bath, and slowly sat down so that her lower body was submerged under the milk.

“You need to make sure that you dip every part of your body in the bath, before you get out.”

Kirsty sighed and pinched her nose before sinking her head and upper body into the milk. She sat back up to hear applause from the audience. Kirsty slicked her hair back and wiped her eyes and proceeded to stand up and step out of the bath.

Kirsty’s red dress was now practically plastered to her body, revealing even more the outline of her fabulous body. It was noticeable to the audience that the top part of her dress was clearly showing the rounded outline of her large tits and nipple pokies were visible.

Kirsty noticed the camera zooming in on her chest, and folded her arms across her chest to cover up.

“Not wearing a bra tonight Kirsty?”

“Nope. I was confident that I wouldn’t be taking my dress off, so there was really no need to.”

“Fair enough, and you were of course right to be confident.”

Orla turned to the camera “Well that’s it for tonight’s show……”

Suddenly, Susanna re-appears wearing a white silk dressing gown, and white high heel shoes, and seemingly having had a very quick shower to rid her of the gunge and mess she had been subjected to earlier. Orla stops mid-sentence as Susanna walks up to her.

“Orla, you do realise that Jo Wilson was the presenter on the first CSWL of the season, and she ended up stripped naked and getting completely messed up.”

“Err, yes I had heard that she was involved somehow in the forfeits, but that doesn’t apply to me.”

Susanna smiles “Well I beg to differ. Now as you are from Northern Ireland, we have found out that the team closest to where you were born is Dungannon Swifts who play in the Northern Irish Premiership. Is that correct?”

“Err yes it is. But what’s that got to do with anything?”

Kirsty joined in. “Well, they happened to have played a game against Cliftonville on Saturday, so as it’s your first appearance presenting on CSWL, it’s been agreed that you will get forfeits from that game.”

“What!, No!”

“Yes Orla. We can announce that the score was 1-1 which means 1 goal conceded for Dungannon, which means a custard pieing for you.”

Although Orla wasn’t happy about this development, she was visibly relieved that it was only 1 goal conceded and nothing else more humiliating.

Kirsty and Susanna picked up two custard pies each and stood at either side of Orla. Orla cringed and closed her eyes as she awaited her fate. Kirsty was first to smash a pie onto the top of Orla’s head and followed up with a pie directly into her face.

Orla gasped as she wiped her eyes clear of custard and cream, only to have another pie slapped in her face by Susanna. As Orla came to terms with the custard pie onslaught, Susanna cheekily reached for the back of Orla’s dress and pulled it up to reveal matching skimpy purple knickers and slapped her second pie onto Orla’s sexy knicker-clad bottom.

Orla shrieked at the force of the hit and quickly pulled her dress down to cover her modesty.

“Ooohhh, I enjoyed that!” smirked Susanna.

Thinking that was the end of it, Orla attempted to resume her presenting duties, but was again abruptly interrupted.

“Hold on Orla! We haven’t reviewed the bookings from the match yet. It appears that it wasn’t a very clean game as there were a total of 7 bookings.”

“Oh, r-r-really?” stammered Orla.

“Yes, and it just so happens that your team got 5 of them.”

“Oh no!”

“Your team played dirty and now you will be getting dirty as a result! So you know what that means. 5 spins of the Forfeit Wheel! What fun we are going to have, eh Orla?”

There was no response as Orla bowed her head in resignation.

“I wonder if that pretty purple dress you have on, will be there by the time we have finished”

Orla shook her head in disbelief.

Susanna spun the wheel and Orla gingerly watched it spin until it settled on a segment called “Water Fun”

The masked man joined the ladies on stage, carrying a bucket. Orla cringed as he raised the bucket above her head and upturned it. Orla shrieked as the force of the icy cold water hit her. Her hair was sodden and her dress was soaked, revealing even more of her womanly curves.

Kirsty spun next and it landed on “Knickerbocker Glory”

“What does that mean?” asked Orla.

“You are about to find out!” Kirsty and Susanna took an arm each, and twirled Orla around so that her back was facing the audience. They then took hold of the back of her dress and pulled the garment up so that it bunched up around her waist exposing again her skimpy purple knickers.

Meanwhile the masked man reappeared holding a Knickerbocker Glory dessert and pulled out the elastic at the top of Orla’s knickers, and started to pour the contents of the dessert into them.

Orla squealed as the cold ice cream, syrup, meringue, crushed fruit and whipped cream quickly filled her knickers up and started to seep through the lacy material and stream down her shapely legs.

“Oh that is so cold!”

Kirsty was extra mean and decided to give the sexy presenter a wedgie which made Orla’s eyes widen as some of the dessert made its way into her most sensitive parts.

Kirsty and Susanna chuckled to each other as they were clearly enjoying themselves.

As the wheel was spun for the third time, this allowed Orla to regain a little composure and to pull her dress down to its natural position again. No sooner had she done this, Susanna was announcing the next forfeit “Chocolate Head”

The masked man brought on a table and placed a large bowl of chocolate sauce on top of it.

“This is an easy one Orla. All you have to do is dunk your head into the bowl.”

“Uggghhh! Do I have to?”

“You already know the answer to that Orla. Now get that cute face of yours into the bowl.”

Orla looked down at the chocolate sauce and slowly bent down and moved her head so that it was hovering above the bowl.

Susanna took matters in her own hands as she quipped “We don’t have all day!” and placed her hand on the back of Orla’s head and pushed down so that Orla’s head delved into the waiting chocolate sauce.

Susanna held her head in the bowl as Kirsty was quick to put her hands in and massage the chocolate sauce thoroughly into Orla’s hair. “There you go, a lovely chocolate sauce shampoo!”

Orla pulled her face out of the bowl and spluttered. Her face and hair were absolutely covered and she had chocolate streams running down and splashing onto her dress.

Kirsty spun the wheel again, and as the dishevelled Orla was trying to slick back her chocolate covered hair so that she could see, Kirsty announced the next forfeit “Strip 1 article of clothing”

“Oh good. It’s about time we get to see more of you Orla. Now let’s see you take off your pretty purple dress. It’s kind of ruined anyway with all that chocolate sauce dripping on it.”

Orla gingerly slipped her dress off, to reveal a matching purple bra and knickers set. She felt a little exposed in her skimpy underwear, with her white heel shoes still on. She looked great though as the audience appreciated her sexy body.

“Last spin Orla. Let’s hope it’s a good one!” Susanna gave the wheel an extra firm push and all eyes were on the wheel as it came to rest on a segment.

“Gunge Time” exclaimed Susanna as she read the forfeit the wheel had chosen. Kirsty led Orla to the gunge tank and sat her down.

Orla gulped as she looked nervously up, at the nozzle above her, as Susanna pulled the lever. Gallons of thick green gunge poured over the underwear-clad presenter and completely enveloped her. Both Susanna and Kirsty clapped as the gunge came to a stop and the now unrecognisable Orla stood up. Kirsty handed her the microphone and said “Welcome to CSWL!”

Orla wiped her eyes clear of gunge “Thank you Kirsty. Well that’s it from another edition of CSWL. Thank you to both of my guests and for making my debut a little more eventful than I had anticipated. And I’ve just heard in my earpiece that it is highly probable that I will also be the presenter on the next show so I shall see you all very soon.”

CSWL – Brentford V Aston Villa – Preview

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Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.

(This story may contain nudity in later parts)

Hello, this is my first proper story, I appreciate we have had a lot of quickfire CSWL stories but after deciding to start writing on this blog I wanted to do so straight away and writing a CSWL seemed like a nice introduction as it is quite formulaic.

Hopefully someone who reads it enjoys it (or at least some aspects). Personally I would like to improve my writing and story telling so hopefully this is a good place to do so...Anyway enough babbling.


Vicky Gomersall stood on the stage in her purple skin-tight body-con dress showing her great curves and some nude coloured high heels, as usual she had her shoulder length hair left slightly curled. As Vicky stood on the spot she received the signal in her earpiece from Nikki the producer to start presenting the show.

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“Hello and welcome to a special midweek edition of CSWL.

Following the successes of the opening weekend of CSWL the producers didn’t want to wait until the weekend and so here we are for a midweek Championship special. Once again todays show will feature all your favourite forfeits.

After much debating after seeing what occured to previous hosts Orla and Jo as well as analysing my beloved Cheltenham Town’s results and agreement with the producers I decided to present the show tonight”

Vicky turned around on the spot showing off her bum to the camera before walking around the studio showcasing some of the contraptions such as the familiar gungetank and pillory smiling at the thought of potentially seeing on or both of her guests locked inside, after this she got on with the show.

“Tonight, we have Championship matches which means there is only one place to start please welcome our first contestant tonight, its Brentford biggest fan Natalie Sawyer”

Natalie walked out onto the stage wearing a tight red dress drawing attention to her chest, she had matching high heels and sexy black thigh high stockings, her dark hair had been straightened she waved to the camera as Vicky approached her.

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“How are you feeling tonight Natalie? Personally, I’m surprised you didn’t want to come out wearing you Brentford shirt just like the Soccer Saturday days, please give us a twirl to show your lovely outfit”

A VT then showed Natalie wearing black skinny jeans and a Brentford shirt as she walked out on Soccer Saturday and posed, this caused Natalie to sheepishly smile.

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“Hey Vicky, it is good to be on the show tonight I’ve seen the last couple of episodes and know it could get messy, but I’m confident the lads will play well to keep me clean”

Natalie slowly turned on the spot, posing with her back to the camera before she turned around again to face the camera and Vicky, she moved onto introducing the second contestant who was representing Brentford’s opponents Aston Villa.

“Please welcome the gorgeous Sarah-Jane Mee, how are you today please give us a whirl to show that outfit”

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Sarah-Jane stepped out and walked onto the stage wearing a patterned wrap dress which accentuated her cleavage her curly ginger hair rested on her shoulders, she smiled to the camera and as instructed slowly turned around giving the camera time to show off her bum as she bent forwards a little before she turned back to speak to Vicky.

“It’s great to be here today Vicky, my first appearance and I know it’s all for a great cause, I’m confident that we can win despite being away from home”

“Another confident competitor, well now that we’ve met our lovely contestants its time to see what they might be facing.”

The camera panned around and the studio lights dimmed a little as Vicky began to explain the rules to the camera, Sarah-Jane and Natalie looked visibly less confident than they had portrayed moments earlier, shooting nervous glances off stage.

“Here are the rules tonight, you may notice a number of variances from show to show and that is because as tonights presenter I get to have my input.

So if you concede just the one goal you’ll be facing a trip into the lovely gungetank behind me.

A second goal conceded will leave you bent over and strapped into the pillory.

Another goal will ensure you go into our second gunk-tank, this time you’ll be receiving a free dinner… (Vicky winked to the camera as she said this)

A fourth goal will mean you’ll be getting a spa day treatment in our mud-tank.

And if you are unlucky and your team concedes five goals you’ll be facing a well-deserved mystery forfeit.

Of course, that isn’t all, as for certain amounts of goals, cards and other incidents you might well find yourselves naked and very messy as we have a wheel of forfeits to decide certain outcomes.

The camera panned in for Sarah-Janes reaction as she was visibly left shocked by this announcement clearly having not watched the previous episodes.

“But I only signed up for this to get a little messy as its for charity isn’t it?” she spluttered.

Vicky however just laughed “and that explains why we all have to look at the small print…

Well after that bombshell I think that is all for this part, please join us again later tongiht when we return post-game for the results”

The preview show came to a close as the lights faded and the credits rolled, Vicky and Natalie were still laughing at Sarah-Jane as she shook her head in disbelief.

It ended up a little bit wordier than I had intended, any/all feedback most welcome. Whether from a grammatical or descriptive story point of view. (P.S Hope everything displays/formatted correctly.)

Grudge-2-Sludge – Pilot Episode (Daughter Gemma vs Mother Siobhan), Introduction

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Hello all. It’s great to see a recent resurgence in stories on this site, and after a taking a break from WAM writing myself, here’s the start of something new from me – a kind of spiritual successor to Comeuppance. Depending on how it is received and how I feel, I might use a forthcoming series as a vehicle to reopen commissions, by inviting readers to enter their own character pairs for a modest payment. If not, then hopefully this pilot will stand alone as a fun story.

The characters in this tale are fictional and any resemblance to real people is coincidence.

Director: And… action!

The set lighting commences its elaborate opening sequence. The audience, warmed up by support acts and prompted by overhead monitors, breaks into raucous applause. A camera sweeps the scene from on high. The stage is divided into different sections, in which games lay ready to be played, but dominating at the stage’s centre is a large oblong pool and its very colourful contents. Archways stand on either side of this pool – one rimmed in red, the other blue – each with a staircase leading down to stage level. It is through these archways that two women simultaneously emerge, to showers of sparks and ever louder applause.

The woman emerging from the red archway is wearing a short dress of a similar shade of red. She is tall and leggy, in her late twenties, and has long platinum-blonde hair in loose corkscrew curls. Big blue eyes and a wide mouth of dazzling teeth reflect a larger-than-life personality. Some viewers vaguely recognise her as the presenter of a few trashy late-night shows, as well as for her role in an incredibly annoying PPI advert.

The woman walking out of the blue archway is correspondingly attired in a blue dress – mid-length and single-shouldered. She is in her early twenties, short and petite, and has straight dark-brown hair cut to shoulder length. Her skin is slightly olive in complexion, and her facial features are delicate and well-proportioned. She exudes a calm confidence about herself, despite this being her TV debut.

The two women descend their respective staircases and meet with a slightly clumsy high-five at the front of the stage.

Blonde: Good evening!! She’s Clara Quick!

Brunette: And she’s Natalie Lloyd!

Natalie: Welcome to Grudge-2-Sludge – a brand new show that sets out to settle life’s long-running rancours!

Clara: We’re here to offer everyday people with everyday grudges the chance to settle their differences, in a duel of brains, brawn and everything in between!

Natalie: For those who prevail, there will be prizes!

Clara: [Glances behind herself at the pool of gunge] And for the outplayed, there will be punishment!

Natalie: So let’s get on and meet our guinea pigs, I mean our first-ever contestants! In the red corner, we have an eighteen-year-old sixth-form student from Kettering. Please welcome Gemma Smith!

A tall girl (though not quite as tall as Natalie) strides out of the red-rimmed archway. Gemma has on a scarlet crop-top that shows plenty of mid-rift and chest at the front and is strung-up at the back. On her lower-half she is wearing a black mini-skit and fishnet tights. Her straight, dark-brown hair reaches slightly past her shoulders and is styled in a feathered cut with a swooping fringe. Her face is heavily and somewhat inexpertly made up. The only item of clothing Gemma has compromised on is her shoes; they have flat soles instead of the usual heels she would wear for going out. She bounds down the steps two at time, meeting Natalie at the bottom.

Natalie: Nice to have you here, Gemma. Now, who is it you have a grudge against?

Gemma: [putting on a stern manner] My mum, Siobhan.

Clara: Then let’s bring her on! In the blue corner, it’s forty-year-old Siobhan Smith, who works as a veterinary receptionist.

A woman with a clear facial resemblance to Gemma enters from the blue archway, grinning and waving both hands to the audience. Siobhan is a similar height to her daughter, and despite her greater years, boasts a figure just as trim and skin just as smooth. Siobhan’s dress-sense can be described as ‘designer casual’; on her top half is a red halter top that cuts low to show a respectable touch of cleavage, while skinny-fit jeans showcase her shapely legs and butt. An inch of mid-rift is on show between the two garments. On her feet are a pair of upmarket trainers. Siobhan’s hair is a similar length to Gemma’s, but of a lighter shade and permed. Her make-up is more subtly and skilfully applied than the teen’s. Continuing to wave, Siobhan descends the steps and is greeted by Clara.

Clara: Siobhan, welcome! Your darling daughter here says she has a grudge against you. How do you respond?

Siobhan: [feigning a world-weary expression] Believe me, Clara, the feeling is mutual.

Natalie: Hmm. Sounds like you have some woes to unburden, Siobhan, but first let’s hear from you, Gemma. What’s this grudge all about?

Gemma: Well Natalie, let me explain…

A video-reel commences. The scene is a typical town-centre street at night-time, with various pubs and bars and young people hanging out. Gemma, dressed in the same outfit she is wearing in the studio, strolls towards the camera.

Gemma: [addressing camera]
I turned eighteen four months ago,
And adulthood is fun.
There’s just one thing that’s in the way,
And that’s Siobhan, my mum.

Next scene: A montage of Gemma strutting into a living room wearing various outfits: a boob tube and micro skirt, an Audrey Hepburn cocktail dress, a punk t-shirt held together with safety pins, a super-scanty Brazilian carnival costume, and finally a chicken suit. Each time Siobhan, sitting in an armchair, shakes her head sternly and Gemma storms out of the room.

Gemma: [voiceover]
When I go out on Friday night,
Mum vets the way I dress.
She won’t allow me out the house
If I show too much flesh.

Siobhan wags her finger and talks at Gemma, but the video is sped up so it looks like she is madly ranting. Gemma merely folds her arms and rolls her eyes.

Gemma: [voiceover]
And then there comes the lecture:
Eat plenty! Don’t mix drinks!
She says it every single time;
I’m still a child, she thinks.

Next scene: Gemma sitting in the pub with a few friends. Her phone rings; she looks at the caller ID and sighs. Then the door opens and Siobhan marches in. Gemma reacts in horror.

Gemma: [voiceover]
Mum never ceases phoning me,
When I’m out on the town.
She’s even come into the pub;
I’ll never live it down!

Siobhan stands over Gemma, wagging her finger. Gemma’s friends start laughing and film the scene on their phones. Gemma buries her face in her hands.

Gemma: [raising her face from her hands and speaking directly to the camera]
I know that Mum means well enough,
But she makes life a drudge.
So help me get her off my back,
And sling her in the sludge!

Back in the studio, Gemma nods affirmatively. The audience boos and hisses at Siobhan, who smiles and slightly shakes her head.

Clara: Oooh, Siobhan, you are one strict mum! By the way, do you disapprove of what Gemma’s wearing now? Got a lot of flesh on show, hasn’t she?

Siobhan: [looking Gemma up and down] Actually that’s one of her more modest outfits. I’m not a prude, but sometimes Gemma wants to go out wearing less than I have on for underwear!

Clara: Mmmm, we’ll say no more on that subject! Is it really true that you go into the pub to check up on Gemma? That must be so embarrassing for her!

Siobhan: Only once, and that was for good reason: she’d forgotten her mittens and I didn’t want her hands to get cold!

Audience: AAWWWWWW!!

Gemma: [turning red] Mum! Stop it!

Clara: That’s very sweet of you, Siobhan, but I think Gemma would choose chilly hands over the never-ending ribbing her friends are giving her. Shouldn’t you be giving her a bit of personal freedom, now that she’s an adult?

Siobhan: Well Clara, if Gemma wants to be treated like a grown-up, she needs to behave like one. Listen to my side of the story…

Another video-reel plays.

Scene: The living room, Siobhan sitting in her armchair. On the table beside her are several angelic school photos of Gemma.

Siobhan: [directly to the camera]
My daughter may have come of age,
But still she needs to see,
With freedom must come something else:
Responsibility.

Gemma enters the room and gets on her knees beside the armchair. She shakes a few copper coins from an otherwise empty purse and wrings her hands together. Siobhan sighs and takes a twenty-pound note from her own purse.

Siobhan: [voiceover]
Come every Friday evening,
Gem’s begging me for cash.
She’s run up quite a tab with me,
From going on the lash.

Next scene: A darkened bedroom. Siobhan is asleep in bed, wearing a nightcap. A telephone on the bedside table rings and jolts her awake. Groggily she picks up the phone and rolls her eyes as she holds it to her ear.

Siobhan: [voiceover]
At three o’clock in dead of night,
She’ll phone and wake me up.
She’s spent her bus-fare in some bar;
Please would I pick her up?

Next scene: Another bedroom, this one with posters and teen-oriented decor. Sunlight streams from outside but the curtains are drawn. Gemma is lying in bed, looking pale and pained. Siobhan comes in and puts a cup of tea on the bedside table.

Siobhan: [voiceover]
If Gemma had a weekend job,
I might grant her some space.
Instead she’s too hungover
To even show her face.

Gemma takes a sip of the tea and instantly clamps a hand over her mouth. She leaps out of bed and runs to the bathroom, making wretching sounds. Siobhan pulls a disgusted face.

Siobhan: [shaking her head and directly addressing the camera]
I only want what’s best for Gem;
That’s why I’m right to judge.
Some discipline will set her straight,
So sling her in the sludge!

Back in the studio, it’s Gemma’s turn to be booed. She shakes her head and pouts, while Siobhan nods with a satisfied smirk.

Natalie: Oh dear, Gemma! That was a very sickly complexion you were sporting there! And it puts a different complexion on your story, too, doesn’t it? You don’t want your mum to phone you, but it’s fine for you to call her when you want a taxi service!

Gemma: Well, if Mum lent me more money, I’d be able to afford the bus and then she wouldn’t have to come and fetch me!

Siobhan’s jaw drops at her daughter’s audacity.

Natalie: Ooh! Your mum doesn’t look impressed with that response, and she already addressed that point in her video: she says you should get a weekend job and pay for your own nights out.

Gemma: But, if I had to go to work on Saturday, I wouldn’t be able to go out on Friday anyway, would I? [Wears a ‘checkmate’ expression]

Natalie: You could always drink less. By the way, are you hungover now?

Gemma: [indignant] No, my head is clear and I’m ready for action!

Clara: Glad to hear it, because both of you will be seeing plenty of action on this show! This disagreement is clearly putting a strain on your relationship, and there’s only one way to decide who is in the right and who is in the wrong: by competing for points in three rounds of gruelling, taxing and somewhat humiliating games!

The audience whoops.

Natalie: Whichever of you comes out of the ordeal with the most points will take home a certificate declaring the grudge settled in your favour!

Clara: And not only that – you’ll win a fabulous prize too!

Natalie: Gemma, how does a week’s holiday in Mallorca for you and three mates, free from your mum’s control-freak clutches, sound to you?

Gemma: [eyes light up] Oh, that would be awesome!

Natalie: Well, that’s the prize you can look forward to, but only if you win tonight!

Clara: And Siobhan, how about a relaxing week for you and your partner at a luxury hotel and health spa in the Scottish Highlands, where you can forget all about acting as banker, taxi driver and nursemaid?

Siobhan: [with a blissful expression] Ooh, yes please!

Clara: Well, win tonight’s contest and we’ll gladly oblige!

Natalie: But we don’t like losers to be left out, do we, Clara?

Clara: [shaking her head shrewdly] Oh, that we don’t, Nat.

Natalie: Yes, for tonight’s loser, an alternative excursion awaits. Come this way!

Natalie and Clara lead Gemma and Siobhan towards the large oblong pool that dominates the stage. It is surrounded by a knee-high wall, but is evidently set much deeper into the stage. Behind the pool is what looks like a medieval catapult, drawn back in the primed position, but instead of the usual bucket on its end there is a chair, facing towards the gunge. To the side, overlooking the pool from on high, is a plush throne.

Natalie: Behold, the Sludge Sling! It’s fully automated and patent pending, and waiting to fire its maiden salvo!

Clara: Tonight’s winner will have the supreme satisfaction of burying the grudge, by catapulting their rival into the sludge! Ewww, look at that!

The camera sweeps over the surface of the gunge, which blends between regions of pea green and sickly yellow, together with the odd splotch of pink or light blue. The surface is shiny and uneven in height, suggesting a very thick consistency like set custard. Gurgling and slurping are audible, though it isn’t clear whether this is an added sound effect or actually coming from the pool.

Clara thrusts a pole into the mire and stirs it around, churning up the vivid colours. When she withdraws the pole it is coated a thick layer of the goo.

Clara: [pulling a face as she inspects the contaminated end of the pole, keeping it a safe distance from herself] Now that is nasty!

Natalie: And what the TV cameras don’t pick up is that it is none too fragrant around here! Gemma, don’t you lurve the smell of rotten cabbages in the morning?

Gemma: [looking slightly worried] Eugh!! No thanks!

Clara: And Siobhan, what do you think of our sludge?

Siobhan: [smiling nervously] It looks a bit like the toilet bowl after one of Gem’s nights out.

Natalie: Oh, and it’s every bit as unpleasant, I can assure you! Now, I think that’s everything explained. Clara, have we missed anything out?

Clara: Well there’s the audience vote, Nat.

Natalie: But of course! You see ladies, your performance in the games won’t be the only thing that seals your fate, because we’re also going to take the democratic process into account. Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, you’ve listened to both sides of the story, and no doubt you’ve formed some opinions on this pair!

Clara: [holds up a hand] But don’t shout out! Instead, you’ll each find a keypad in front of your seat, on which we’d like you to vote for the contestant you agree with.

Natalie: So, if you believe that it’s every teen’s inalienable right to party, and our meddling mum merits a major mucking, press the red button marked “I side with Gemma.”

Gemma nods vigorously to the audience.

Clara: Or, if you think that mother knows best, and this drunken daughter deserves a disciplinary dunking, then press the blue button labelled “I side with Siobhan”.

Siobhan gives the audience a hopeful thumbs-up.

Natalie: Vote now!

Over the next fifteen seconds the audience members hunch over their keypads as they make their decision.

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A buzzer sounds.

Clara: Okay, the votes are in, but we’re going to keep them under wraps until later in the show.

Natalie: Ladies, before you go and prepare for the first round, do you pledge to put up a fair fight tonight, to bow to the adjudication of Clara and myself in all matters, and to accept the outcome as settling your grudge, once and for all?

Gemma: I do.

Siobhan: I do.

Clara: Then let’s see you shake on it!

Smirking a little, the two women face each other. With the pool of gunge as a backdrop, they extend hands and shake on the deal. A camera-click sound effect plays and the picture freezes and turns sepia.

The Extreme Bar Crawl

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This was originally just a fantasy I had concocted when looking at some possible holiday destinations. However the fantasy grew as I kept returning to it and I realised there could be a story in this. It’s rather different from my normal fare. It’s darker, but having been on other real bar crawls in similar resorts, it’s actually more realistic (at least until the end) than my other writing. I did use real places for this story but I’ve not been to Ayia Napa, so I apologise if my geography is off.

 

 

 

It was another baking hot afternoon in Ayia Napa, but Jen & Sarah were unable to enjoy it, instead they were terrified about what was to befall them tonight. These two nineteen year olds were workers in the Cypriot resort for the Summer. They had gotten a great job working for the ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’, during the days, they had to be PRs, selling tickets to guys and girls and on the two nights of the week when the bar crawl was on, they helped run it and kept the punters entertained. It was a great job, not least because as staff members they got a front row seat for the ‘Extreme Bar Crawls’ infamous games and competitions. Hot, drunk, men and women were cajoled on stage and made to compete in various drinking, stripping and even sexual games. As an added bonus, pulling the punters wasn’t only allowed but positively encouraged, as long as they didn’t leave the bar crawl before the final club, they could do what (or who) they wanted

Tonight was going to be different however, as two weeks ago, the girls decided to boost their meagre income slightly. They still went out and sold tickets, but when it came to the discretionary discounts they could offer to ‘special customers’ IE the hottest and most up for it women, they reported a discount in their account book, but charged full price, allowing them to pocket the difference. It seemed not only like a victimless crime but also one that they would never be caught for.

They got caught.

The ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’ owner Tom, gave them two choices. He could deal with the situation officially, meaning they would be fired and as the various employers in the resort talked all the time, they wouldn’t be able to find another job, they would also be reported to the police, not only landing themselves in the local Police Cells, but also a criminal record. Or he could deal with the situation unofficially, meaning that they would be punished as the star attractions at this weeks ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’. It was an easy decision for the girls to make. No matter how humiliating or sexual their punishment was, at least it was only one night and they couldn’t face the shame of going home with a criminal record.

Thus it was that they trudged up to the first bar, ‘Eden Bar’ to help set up for the nights activities, not happy and laughing like normal but terrified at what the night might bring. They were wearing their normal uniform of a bright orange t-shirt (which they had tied up at the stomach) with the logo of the bar crawl emblazoned across it, cut off shorts & sandals. The other reps were very stand-offish, obviously news had gotten out about these two girls ripping off the company.

As the guests started to arrive, Jen & Sarah were tasked with checking the ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’ t-shirts that doubles as tickets, they were wearing on arrival. Bright white, but with the logo printed front and back. Having all the punters wearing the same t-shirt meant it was far easier to keep track of the guests and non-guests couldn’t blag their way onto the crawl. There were 5 different shirts, which the owner rotated through, meaning that someone who paid for one crawl couldn’t go on multiple ones.
After all the guests had arrived and several rounds of drinks had been drank, Tom got on stage, grabbed the microphone and started with his welcoming spiel. He went through the bars they would be visiting, rules that must be followed and generally hyped up the crowd before turning to the topic of Jen & Sarah.

“Tonight, is a very special ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’”, he announced, ‘”Yeah, I know you’re thinking, ‘I bet he says that every time’, well I don’t, so stop trying to be fucking smart arses. This is special because this week I discovered two of your lovely reps, aren’t so lovely. In fact they’re criminals! Jen, Sarah, up here now!”

Jen & Sarah sheepishly walked on to stage, as the crowd good naturedly boo’d and hiss’d at them.

“These two girls tried to steal from me”, explained Tom, “They actually thought I wouldn’t notice, the dumb cunts! So tonight is punishment night, we’re still going to be playing the extreme games we’re famous for all night long, but these two dumb cunts are going to choose the contestants. If their team loses they had to do an extreme forfeit, for your pleasure! If you want to see these cunts get destroyed, give me a YEAH. And that’s not all, when we get to our final stop tonight, the amazing Castle Club then the dumbest cunt of the two, IE the one who has paid the most forfeits will have something extra special to do. It’s going to be EXTREME!”

The crowd cheered, obviously excited at this extra entertainment for the night, but Tom hadn’t finished with his announcement. “Right now, these dumb cunts look just like the rest of my reps and that’s not fair to the good honest reps that will ensure you have an amazing night, so as you two don’t deserve to work for ‘Extreme Bar Crawl’ you don’t deserve to wear the uniform. Both of you, strip to your underwear now!”

The crowd cheered, they weren’t expecting to see nudity this early on in the bar crawl. Both Jen & Sarah stripped off without complaint, this was far milder than they expected. Sarah quickly whipped her clothes off leaving her in a padded black bra & thong set, Jen however took the time to sensually strip her clothes off, wanting to get the audience on side, which was why she had elected to wear her lacy red underwear, that was so sheer it was practically see-through.

Tom announced that the two girls would remain in the underwear for the entire night, so the punters can easily spot them. He then moved onto the first drinking game and sent the girls out to choose contestants.

Jen’s team lost the game, meaning that Jen was up for a forfeit.

“It’s time for the Ice Bucket Challenge”, Tom announced leading Jen to the outside of the bar, where she was visible to the entire main strip. A couple of the reps lifted a large barrel of cold water over Jens head before drenching her. Jen was knocked breathless by the cold water and was thankful that her plain black underwear wouldn’t go see-through. Even her hardening nipples couldn’t be made out through the padding of her bra.

Before long the bar crawl moved on to the second bar, ‘Nubar’. Both girls were conscious of the fact that they were walking down the strip, controlling their punters, whilst wearing only skimpy underwear, but they were enjoying it, they were up for a laugh and loved showing their bodies off. Most bar crawls they flashed their tits to the drunken crowd anyway so this was nothing.

At ‘Nubar’ there was more drinking and both girls found they were being chatted up even more than normal, due to their reduced attire. But the fun had to come to an end, as Tom announced a second game and this time it was Sarah who picked the losing team.

“Unfortunate Sarah”, mocked Tom, “Now it’s time for you to go to work, we’re going to be leaving this bar in twenty minutes, SO STILL TIME TO BUY ANOTHER DRINK, and on our way out you’re going to give everyone a free shot. Not from a glass, No. You’re going to be our body shot girl”

Sarah was shocked, she had given body shots before but only to individuals, the thought of having to give over two hundred of them made her head spin. The twenty minutes seemed to fly by before she was lead outside to where she would be giving the shots out. She was laid on a plastic table at waist height, and two of the reps stood behind the table holding bottles of pre-mixed cocktail.

Tom announced that it was time to go and all the revellers should exit by a certain door. At this door, the drunken guests were lined up and one at a time, they went past Sarah, where the cocktail was being poured in her naval and got to slurp it off her body. The cocktail itself was dripping all over her stomach and even onto her underwear. Sarah was very aware of all these horny boys getting very close to her underwear, which hid so little close-up it might as well not have been there. The constant slurping and licking sensations were getting Sarah rather turned on, so she didn’t even mind that a couple of the lads and even one girl took advantage of her position and ran their tongue up her knicker covered mound before reaching her naval.

Finally after the last of the guests had left and the two reps pouring had taken their shots, Sarah could follow the group to the next bar ‘Havana’. She didn’t have time to wash or dry her body, so the alcoholic cocktail that had covered her skin was just left to go sticky. She was far more self conscious of her near nudity, now that she wasn’t part of the large group and was worried, that if it had gotten this bad at only the second bar, what else was to come.

After some drinking time at ‘Havana’, Tom announced another game and again, Sarah’s team lost. After the intensity of the last forfeit she was dreading what was to come.

“Sarah, obviously enjoyed getting your lips all over her body last time so much that she wants to go again”, mocked Tom, “But we’ve got something even better for her this time. This time when you leave the bar in twenty five minutes, so once again, THERE’S STILL TIME TO GET ANOTHER COUPLE DRINKS. This time, before you get your shot, lovingly presented in the finest cheap plastic by our lovely reps, you will get to creampie Sarah!”

The crowd went wild at hearing creampie, the drunkenness obviously causing them to immediately think of the sex act, something which Tom was happy to play along with.

“Now Sarah loves her creampies. She gets creampied most nights, I’ve even creampied her myself isn’t that right?” Tom asked Sarah, who could only blush, “But this is meant to be a punishment, not a joy, so it won’t be Sarah’s preferred creampie. No. On your way out you will each get a creampie like this”, Tom was handed a paper plate with a mound of whipped cream on it, he then pushed it straight in Sarah’s face. “And that’s all you have to do. Now get drinking”

Sarah was left on stage, wiping her eyes of the cream. She was not looking forward to this forfeit. At least the earlier forfeits had kept the girls looking sexy, after this she’d be a mess. Jen tried to comfort her, but Jen was really just happy it wasn’t her.

Before the increasingly drunken party goers left the bar, Sarah went outside to where two reps were waiting for her. They had a stack of paper plates and several cans of squirty cream. Once Tom announced it was time to move on to the next bar, the crowd were herded once again through a single exit and lined up to take their shots at Sarah.

The first pie was gently pushed against her face as Sarah scrunched her nose up. More pies followed turning her face in a mound of mess. A few cheeky guys even aimed for her partially exposed breasts, so she had cream dripping off her breasts and inside her bra. She quickly noticed that unlike Tom’s pie, these cream pies had far less cream. ‘Typical cheap asshole’ she thought to herself, but it did give her a problem. With less cream there was very little padding between the guests hand and her face, so a few times she felt like she’d been slapped rather than hit with a cream pie. After a particularly nasty smack to the side of the head, she decided she was going to take back control. She stopped the next guest before he could hit her, turned round and bent over providing everyone with a perfect target of her thong covered arse.

The blows still stung, but her arse had been spanked before and this was nothing to some of the blows she’d taken in the past. She started to enjoy herself, wiggling her bum at the crowd, shouting for them to do her harder, and generally revelling at being the centre of attention again. All too soon her punishment was over, although Sarah thought it was more of a reward than a punishment. Walking down the strip to the next bar with her face, tits & arse covered in cream was fun too, as everyone stopped, stared & checked her out.

The fourth bar on the crawl was ‘Titanic’ which was usually their favourite bar as it was where the Wet T-Shirt contest happened. They were surprised when they weren’t asked to choose contestants for the game. Instead they just enjoyed the show. As fours pairs of girls took it in turns to stand on a small stage wearing a thin plain white shirt, some girls wore bras, some didn’t, some wore shorts others stripped to their knickers before they even started. Once the game started they were hosed down with water and danced for the crowd, no matter how clothed they were to start, invariably the contestants would go down to their knickers only, by the end of the game. A couple even flashed more than that.

After the Wet T-Shirt Contest, Tom called them on stage.

“As a special treat, we’ve got another round of our contest tonight, These dumb cunts aren’t just going to be choosing contestants, they’re going to have to do some work and compete themselves. They need to find a partner amongst you lovely people and then they get one song to show you what they’ve got. Don’t worry if they choose you as a partner, you don’t get to share the forfeit. Which is just as well, because this is where the forfeits get EXTREME!”

Both girls jumped off the stage looking for a partner. Sarah already knew who she was going for, as she had watched the crowd during the previous contest looking for a possible future contestant. Alex stood out, she was pressed right up against the stage, shouting louder than the guys and with a lust in her eyes that clearly said she wanted to be up there as well. Alex took no convincing to get up on stage and change shirts.

Jen knew that most of the girls who would be willing to strip on stage would have volunteered first time round, so she played smart, she went to a girl who had her arms full of her friends discarded clothes from the earlier contest. The girl, Lisa, couldn’t really say no in front of her friends after they’d already gone through it, so with some teasing from her friends, a little reluctantly, Lisa joined Jen on stage.

Both pairs were going to compete simultaneously and the team with the loudest cheers wins. Both Jen & Sarah wasted no time getting their bras off and were sexily dancing against their wet partners. Lisa was very hesitant at getting her breasts out and it took some cajoling from Jen to get her topless. Alex had no such reservations as she not only removed her top but also her shorts quickly leaving her in a blue thong, she decided to go for broke and whilst rubbing her body against the almost naked soaked Sarah, she went for a kiss. Sarah was more than happy to go along with the kiss, as the cheers from the crowds confirmed that the lesbian display was popular. Alex and Sarah continued with the kissing and groping much to the enjoyment of the crowd, whereas Jen was struggling with the embarrassed Lisa in even getting her to remove her shorts.

Jen looked over and saw that Sarah had not only stripped naked, but Alex was equally as naked, making out, hands on each others butts with the crowds full attention. She knew she had to do something big to avoid the forfeit, so giving up on Lisa, she whipped off her own thong, sat on the stage, spread her legs and started fingering herself. That got the crowds attention back. It also got Sarah’s attention as it was her turn to be worried, but at least she had a willing partner. So with very little time left, Sarah laid Alex down on the stage, knelt down between her legs and started to eat Alex out. Once the time was up and Tom polled the crowd to see who the winner was, it was a landslide. Sarah was safe for this round.

“I forgot to mention as well, you dumb little cunts”, Tom announced, “that any clothes you two lose tonight stays lost, so it looks like both of you get to spend the rest of the night naked.” Both girls were shocked at this, not only at the prospect of being naked all night, surrounded by hundred of rowdy drunks, but as Jen was thinking, if this is just an added extra, then how bad can the forfeit be?

“Luckily for Jen here,” explained Tom to the braying masses, “her forfeit will leave her a bit covered up”. He placed three pots of poster paint in each of her hands “You lovely people get to go back to your childhood and engage in a bit of finger painting, Jen is going to be walking amongst you with these tubs of paint, and using your hands you can paint her entire body”

With her hands full holding the tubs, Jen had no way to protect her naked body from being groped by dozens of hands helping to paint her. At first the hands were focusing on writing words and draws numerous dicks, but very quickly, the illustrations ran into each other, and people were just focused on using the ‘excuse’ of painting her for a grope. Her breasts and arse got multiple layers. She even had several fingers go inside her, both vaginally and anally. She knew this kind of thing was a likely outcome of tonight, but it didn’t mean she had to enjoy the unwanted penetrations. They weren’t gentle and as the fingers were covered in paint, she could only imagine how hard it would be to clean herself out and how much it was going to sting when she went to the toilet.

Sarah meanwhile was enjoying herself again. Alex had gotten her clothing back, but she was more interesting in sitting in the corner, snogging Sarah’s face off. Before they left the bar to head to the next location, they had already agreed to meet up for a meal the following evening. The next bar they went to would be the final bar before heading to ‘Castle Club’ and was called ‘Red Square’, both girls were very conscious of their total nudity when they were guiding the crowd through the streets to the bar and there always seemed to be a wayward hand pinching one of their bottoms or grabbing a boob.

Once in ‘Red Square’ the girls were surprised to discover they once again didn’t have to pick any contestants, instead they just watched as two teams of four lads completed in a drinking game. Once the game was over, Tom called Jen & Sarah up onto stage to help reward the winners. He separated the winning four, into two groups of two and assigned a pair to each of our victims. He then started his spiel.

“In order to reward, our valiant winners, these two dumb cunts are going to be competing in a forfeit called, ‘The Semi-On Challenge’”, Both girls were shocked they’d seen this game played on the bar crawl before so they knew what was coming. Occasionally if Tom though the crowd was right and he had the right group of people on stage, he would run the Semi-On challenge with 4 girls. He only bothered trying the game once in every four or five bar crawls, and even then he was lucky if even half the girls selected were willing to go along with it. Tom explained the game to the crowd “The rules are simple, you just have to arouse your partners. Now you can do this in a number of ways, you can dance up against him, you can kiss his neck, you can tickle his nipples, but we don’t really want to see that. You can suck him off, you can toss him off, but the first with two hard willies wins. GO”

Desperate not to endure another forfeit both girls quickly moved on their first man and pulled his pants down to reveal their penises to the braying crowd. There was no messing around, both girls dropped to their knees and started to suck, blow and nibble on the flaccid penises as if their life depended on it. Sarah got the first one hard very quickly and moved on to the second, with Jen not far behind. The second ones were more difficult, they had time to take in the situation and the embarrassment and fear of ridicule kept them both flaccid. Jen resorted to using her breasts as a tit wank to see if that made any difference. Sarah had a different tactic, holding the penis firmly in one hand and she stood, the other hand cupping her boys neck, whilst she whispered in his ear that if he got hard for her, she’d reward him with a full on fuck in the toilets. This made the difference and Sarah could feel him growing in her hand. Jen looked distraught as she not only lost this game and thus would have a nasty forfeit but would be in line for whatever humiliation Tom had dreamed up in the club.

Sarah was ushered off stage, whereby she grabbed her bloke and honouring her agreement took him to the womens toilets, where they filled a cubicle and Sarah got soundedly screwed in all three holes. For Sarah this had turned out to be a great night. Jen however was terrified at what kind of sick sexual task she would have to compete.

“This dumb cunt, is too dumb to even suck cock properly!” insulted Tom, “You know what I think, I think she’s scared of cum. Now I’m a nice guy, no really, ask anyone. Not her obviously, but ask anyone else. And because I’m a nice guy I’m going to help her with her fear of cum.”

Jen got even more terrified when a tub of white goo is brought out on stage. “Anyone ever seen ‘There’s something about Mary’? The hair-gel scene, you know which one I mean. Well that’s how we’re going to help by giving her a little hair gel. Unfortunately it’s not real cum” The crowd boo’d far too drunk to care about anything other than seeing humiliation for entertainment, but Jen looked relieved, “Never mind booing me. Who the fuck do you know has a bucket of cum just hanging around? It not like you can go to the shop and buy it. ‘Hello Sir, I’d like 20 cigarettes & a bucket of cum please’ No this isn’t Cum, it’s glue, Good thick wood glue, and we’re going to pour it all over her hair to give her a nice new hairstyle.”

Tom put on a pair of rubber gloves to save getting any glue on his hands, then standing over the kneeling Jen, he poured the glue all over her hair. To make sure it completely destroyed her locks, he then took great pleasure massaging it into her scalp. Jen could only cry as she envisioned having to spend the following day having her hair shorn off. One he had finished with the torture, Tom let Jen up. She immediately looked round for her best friend Sarah, in order to get some help getting the glue out of her hair, but not seeing her anywhere she just ran to the toilets where she tried to rinse her hair in the sink. To add insult to injury whilst she was stood in the toilet, naked, paint covering her body & glue in her hair, thus feeling the least attractive she’s ever felt, she could hear a random slut inside one of the cubicles getting fucked hard. She’d only find out the following day that it was Sarah she was hearing who not caring about her friend was having one of the most aggressive fucks of her life.

Eventually it was time to leave the bar and go to ‘Castle Club’ but first Tom brought the two girls back on stage. “We’re going to be heading to ‘Castle Club’ in just a few minutes, but first let me tell you and these two dumb cunts how they’re going to be entertaining you for the rest of the night”, Tom announced to the drunken group. “As tonights winner, Sarah gets to move around the club freely. She will be handcuffed from behind and will be providing kisses all night long. If anyone wants a kiss, a snog or even a full on make-out session just grab her, she can’t refuse. Jen, Jen Jen Jen, poor little Jen, you failed tonight just like you failed at everything else. You get to spend the night as a podium dancer with a difference. You will also be handcuffed from behind, except this time to a pole, so you won’t be able to leave your podium all night. And to make sure you actually dance, or at least try to, you’re going to be fitted with a couple toys” Tom holds up two devices for the crowd, “A love egg for your sloppy cunt and a butt plug for your fat arse. Both of which will be turned onto maximum vibration. We’re going to get these two cunts ready, so when you follow our reps, they’ll be waiting for you!”

A couple hours later and Jen was incredibly pissed off. She had taken the worst of the forfeits, whereas Sarah had practically nothing. Even now, all Sarah had to do was kiss randomers whereas she was stuck on a podium, with hands reaching up and mauling her legs and thighs. She could barely stand as the vibrations from the toys were forcing her to orgasm every few minutes to the crowds amusement. And God only knows what she was meant to do with her hair.

Elsewhere in the club and Sarah was incredibly pissed off. She had won the game yet she was getting a far worse punishment than Jen. Jen was nice and safe up on a podium, whereas she was stuck in the mass of drunken humanity, naked and with her hands cuffed behind her leaving her no way to protect herself. The forced kisses had quickly escalated and she had been spanked, bitten, groped, had both her holes fingered and even been fisted to orgasm. What’s worse is that the situation was making her horny, she was worried she might actually enjoy being humiliated.

Tom was happy, the crowds loved the extra entertainment, they had bought far more drinks than normal, so the bar owners were happy. No doubt everyone would be talking about this night. Which meant for the next bar crawl, when he’d punish them again, there would be such a rush for tickets he could double the prices. After all the girls had been ripping him off for two weeks worth of bar crawls, It’s only fair their punishment should last the same….

CSWL – Aston Villa V Brentford Results

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Vicky Gomersall is still standing on the stage dressed in her body-con dress and high heels she is smiling towards the camera as the program begins.

“Welcome back to the second part of this episode of CSWL, tonight’s show features Aston Villa hosting Brentford in an early season play-off spot battle.

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Of course, you at home might know the results of the match however here in the studio Sarah-Jane Mee and Natalie Sawyer have been kept isolated in the back room and neither have any idea how their teams got on tonight, so please welcome them back onto the stage.”

Sarah-jane and Natalie walked onto the stage and stood either side of Vicky both looking slightly anxious but still trying to smile towards the camera clearly putting on a brave face.

“Representing Aston Villa, is Sarah-jane she still has her patterned wrap dress and high heels.”

“Whereas Natalie who is Brentford through and through has her tight red dress and black thigh high stockings with high heels.”

“Anyway, it is time to reveal the result, girls we had 4 goals scored” At this news both Sarah-Jane and Natalie looked at each other and weakly smiled praying their team had won the match.

“However, in the end the final score was Aston Villa 2, Brentford 2 and therefore you’ll both be facing a messy future, Sarah-Jane we’ll start with you as you are the home team.

Natalie stepped back as the focus moved to Vicky and Sarah-Jane.

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“Well as you may know if you conceded 3 goals you would have had to lose an item of clothing, well one of the mystery rules we had in place was that for conceding in injury time would also result in a strip forfeit so Sarah-Jane please can you remove you dress”

Sarah-Jane was stunned, she initially tried to argue however she realised it was better not to argue and just accept her fate. Sarah-jane undid the wrap of her dress she turned to face the camera and pulled the dress slowly down revealing her buxom breasts hiding behind a sexy purple and black bra, as she pulled the dress down past her waist her skimpy matching purple thong was visible.

After Sarah-Jane stepped out of the dress she handed it to Vicky before performing a full turn and pose showing off her body for the camera, Vicky meanwhile chucked the dress into the corner of the studio.

“Now that we have you in your underwear I can reveal Villa were caught offside four times and so we have four custard cream pies for you”

Vicky walked over to a tray and picked up a massive gooey cream pie and walked over carefully to Sarah-Jane before pushing it quickly into Sarah-Jane’s face before smearing the pie crust upwards messing up Sarah-Jane’s ginger hair as well as her face as some custard dripped down into her cleavage.

Vicky then moved to pick up two pies this time she stepped behind Sarah-Jane and brought the two pies together quickly sandwiching her head this took her by surprise and she yelped as more custard and cream dripped down her body. Finally, Vicky picked up a banana pie and held it in front of Sarah-Jane e face horizontally before she instructed Sarah-Jane to lean forward and effectively pie herself.

Sarah-Jane did so slowly before Vicky pushed the pie more into her face, then before Sarah-Jane had fully recovered Vicky had moved on with the show.

“Fortunately for you Villa won the possesion battle and didn’t have anyone sent off and so you face no forfeit for those, however after committing 9 fouls and receiving 3 yellow cards that means you will have to spin our wheel of forfeit four times”

The smile that had emerged on Sarah-Janes face following the good news about avoiding some forfeits quickly vanished as she had no idea what the wheel of forfeits would entail, she was led over the wheel leaving a custard trail in her wake.

“Now we have a range of different options on our wheel, for example some are quite nice like a bucket of gunge others may result in the loss of more clothing and also even some more harsh messes, so when you are ready please spin the wheel for the first time”

Sarah-Jane stepped forwards and span the wheel watching it spin round and round multiple times before it slowed and finally stopped on [Milk Bath] quickly a team of stage hands pushed out of bathtub full of milk onto the area next to the wheel

“Please step inside the bath, once inside you will have to submerge yourself for 10 seconds before you will be allowed out of the tub”

This news wasn’t something that appealed to Sarah-Jane however she had no choice and so reluctantly she stepped gingerly into the tub and lowered herself into the milk, she cried out loudly as the cold milk obviously invaded her private area, after looking forlornly at Vicky she completely submerged herself into the cold milk and counted to 10 seconds.

As she climbed out of the tub, the camera zoomed in on her breasts as the milk cascaded down off them as her body showed some signs of Goosebumps, she span the wheel for a second time and when it stopped she looked confused.

“Shit” Vicky audibly exclaimed as she saw what the wheel had landed on. “Well done, you’ve found the special forfeit that means that at the end of the show I will have to spin this wheel 5 times. Please carry on and spin the wheel for the third time”

This time Sarah-Jane wasn’t so lucky as it landed on [Savoury Bath] another tub was brought out and Vicky explained it was full of the canteen leftovers which was mainly soup and baked beans Sarah-Jane again stepped into the tub and pulled a face as she felt the sloppy mess coat her well-toned body she once again lowered her head under the surface and held her breath trying not to smell the stench she was surrounded by.

As the disgusted Sarah-Jane reappeared she was greeted by a surprise as Vicky had got hold of large bottle of ketchup and squeezed it into the unsuspecting victim, Sarah-jane squealed and without thinking dived under the surface for safety. She reappeared once more regretting this choice as she spluttered mess out of her mouth.

She climbed out of the bath tub and walked over towards the wheel trying to wipe as much of the mess out of her hair as possible before she spun the wheel for the fourth time. She groaned as it landed on [Strip one item].

“Well that was your final spin Sarah-Jane so please can you remove one item of clothing and you high heels do not count”

“Do I really have to?” was Sarah-Janes response but the look on Vicky’s face told her the answer and so she reached around the unclasp her bra and gradually removed it trying to keep one arms covering her boobs from the camera.

“Well that’s all the forfeits from the wheel it is time for your mess for the goals conceded, up first we have the gungetank so please can you step inside”

She did so as she sat on the stool inside and Vicky pulled the cord next to the tank alarm bells sounded and lights flashed before red gunge flowed down onto her from above it domed on her head before she looked up into the mess allowing it to cascade down her front clearly not minding the gunge when compared to some of the other mess.

After the gunging ended Sarah-jane was completely unrecognisable as she stepped out onto the stage.

“Now it is time for your final forfeit, please put your head and arms in the positions in the pillory” Sarah—Jane followed Vicky’s instructions and she was soon locked into the pillory as an onslaught of tomatoes was fired towards her face each one splattering as it made direct contact. Whilst most were on target a number hit the pillory but this didn’t save her as the juices flowed down onto her head just as she thought it was over the pillory which was located on a platform spun around and she was left presenting her gunged bottom to the camera as more tomatoes were launched at her backside some splashing all the way up her back as she yelped with each hit as it took her by surprise.

Eventually she was released from the stockades looking a complete mess as she was sent off to the changing rooms by Vicky who called Natalie sawyer over to join her.

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“How do you feel having witnessed Sarah-jane get transformed into a giant topless messy piece of art?”

Well I can’t say I am looking forward to what I might face if I am honest Vicky” The alluring Natalie replied.

“Natalie, Brentford were caught offside on one occasion so that will be 1 pie for you. However, as I revealed earlier you lost the possession battle and a 14% swing will result in you having an additional 7 pies”

Vicky stepped towards a tray that had 8 various types of pies and picked two up, she brought them over to Natalie and pushed the first one into the brunette’s face before dumping the second one on top of Natalie’s head crowning her.

Natalie tried to wipe her eyes clear as Vicky brought another two pies over, this time she held them either side of Natalie’s head before she slammed them together sandwiching her victim, a mix of the custard, raspberry and banana innards of the pies was now streaming down from Natalie’s head dripping onto her dress.

After this Vicky smushed a pie into Natalie’s cleavage before putting a pie on a chair and forcing Natalie to sit on it which caused her to yelp a little as she could feel the cold custard through her dress, Vicky then surprised her by pushing another pie into her face whilst Natalie wasn’t expecting it.

The two final pies were applied to Natalie’s face and pushed upwards once again causing her to wipe her eyes to enable her to see Vicky and the camera once more.

So, Natalie Brentford have committed 18 fouls and that therefore means you have to spin our wheel a total of 6 times, please step over and give it the first spin.

Natalie stepped forwards and gave the large multi-coloured wheel a big tug as she and Vicky stood on watching it spin several times before it landed on [Strip X2] Vicky instructed her to remove two items of clothing, and so Natalie turned around asking Vicky to help her unzip the dress, once unzipped Natalie slowly pulled the dress down revealing a red bra, she continued to pull the dress down stepping out of it and handing it to Vicky before removing her bra as well.

She stepped forwards to the wheel once again and gave it another tug, looking very confused with what it landed on, [Funnel Time]

Ahhh, this one could be rather fun Vicky joked as she instructed Natalie to sit on a chair as she instructed her to put her arms behind her back, Vicky then pulled out a funnel contraption that had a tube gag on the end and attached it to Natalie before she began to slowly pour a disgusting mix of savoury foods including substances such as beans and chocolate sauce and soup that mixed together as she was slowly forced to swallow the messy substances.

After what felt like ages for the humiliated Natalie, Vicky removed the device and she was allowed to stand up more mess fell down her front, her heels, stockings and red thong now stained and offering little protection.

Fortunately for her the mess forfeit was much nicer, she only had to endure a bucket of gunge being poured over her by Vicky who enjoyed watching the yellow gunge cascade down over Natalie who wasn’t wasting any time and wanted to quickly move on by spinning the wheel.

“Natalie follow me and walk over to this pool; your next forfeit is simple. All you need to do is dive into the cake batter”

The vanilla cake batter looked much more appealing than the other things Natalie had faced and so the former Sly sports presenter jumped into the mess causing a big splash to go over the sides of the pool.

After this it was time for Natalie’s penultimate spin.

“Oh dear, Natalie looks like another strip forfeit for you. Please remove what remains of your thong Vicky gleefully said”

Natalie pulled the thong down which was coated in all sorts of mess and flicked it to the side she now stood in just her heels and stockings not really sure whether to bother covering up or not.

In the end she just stepped forwards to spin the wheel for the final time clearly relieved when it landed on the cake batter again. Following a quick instruction from Vicky she dived into the mess once more as she reappeared form the pool she climbed out realising she’d lost one of her heels and so kicked the other one off not wanting to go back into the batter to find it.

So Natalie you have completed all of the wheel forfeits and it hasn’t gone that well for you but anyway you have two more forfeits left please step inside the gungetank, Natalie did so and after a short pause Vicky activated the gungetank which sprayed Natalie with red and white gunge from all directions leaving her with no chance of protecting herself and covering her exposed breasts.

After this Vicky allowed her to step out of the tank and instructed Natalie to put her head into the pillory before securing it in place, after this she activated the launcher and Natalie squeaked as tomato after tomato splattered her face before she rotated on the spot like Sarah-jane had done earlier for some bum shots which she clearly didn’t enjoy.

After her forfeit had ended Vicky called Sarah-Jane back onto the stage, who had now washed and was wearing a dressing gown, she smiled upon seeing Natalie happy to see that she had not escaped without being humiliated either.

Vicky smugly explained that unfortunately the show had over-ran and as a result of this they’d had to cut her spins of the wheel.

“So, I would like to thank you all for tuning in tonight it ended up a messy affair for Sarah-Jane and Natalie but we hope you tune in for the next episode of CSWL with Man Utd playing Tottenham on Monday night”

With Natalie still locked in the pillory the lights dimmed and the show ended the credits started to roll and in the background Vicky and Sarah-Jane could be seen pouring more mess from the floor over the helpless Natalie…


This really did get a bit wordy, apologies for anyone that prefer shorter snapper stories. It is something I will work on trying to get content in without it being too long to read.

Thank You.

WMMP – Belgium GP Preview

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(Little bit rushed ahead of F1 Qualifying)

On the stage stood a twenty seven year old stunningly beautiful woman, a former model who was now turning her hand to TV and had taken a chance on this new pilot show, she had long brown hair and was wearing a stylish tight black dress with emphasis on her cleavage and matching black high heels.

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“Hello, and welcome to a special one off CSWL spin off my name is Natasha Parker and this is “The Womans Motosport Messy Prix” . This weekend we will be focusing on the Belgium Grand Prix and tonight I have two lovely ladies joining me.

Obviously in F1 there are 10 teams rather than 2 and so each of the contestants will be representing 5 teams with forfeits for various potential incidents.”

She turned on the spot to look into another camera.

“So, let’s find out who will be representing the odd ranked constructors so far this season (Mercedes, Red Bull, Haas, Toro Rosso and Williams), please welcome onto the stage Rachel Brookes”

The blonde haired Rachel Brookes entered the stage area wearing white high heels and a black leather skirt and blouse she smiled at Natasha.

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“Welcome to the show Rachel, you won the coin toss and chose to have the odd numbered teams obviously hoping that Mercedes can win the race but with you also having Red Bull surely you must be worried by their reliability record?” Natasha asked.

“Hi Natasha, its great to be here. I am confident that Mercedes and Red Bull will have a strong weekend but in addition to them I expect Haas to do well”

Natasha smiled and moved on to introducing Rachels opponent for, it was her fellow Sky F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham.

Natalie walked out onto the stage joining both Rachel and Natasha, she wore a grey dress with fluorescent edges and belt, she had decided not to wear shoes presumably worried she might not escape clean.

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“Hello Natalie, thank you for joining us today obviously you have been allocated the even constructor teams (Ferrari, Renault, McLaren, Sauber and Force India) you must be hoping that Ferrari and Vettel in particular will be able to do the job”

“Yes thank you Natasha, I’m confident Ferrari will be up for the job and I have a feeling Kimi might do well here he always seems to go well at Spa, and with Force India dropping to 10th seeds I feel like I might have a dark horse here.”

“Thank you Natalie, and as you said the big news from the teams in the build up to the race weekend has been Force India having to re-enter and therefore losing all of their constructor points scored so far this season”

Natasha then moved on to start to show some of the contraptions for dishing out the forfeits she explained how at the end of the race the number of points scored by each 5 team group will be added together and the girl who’s teams scored the lowest points will be facing a big forfeit in addition to this missing out on pole position would be a messy issue.

“Obviously we have other forfeits along the way for retirements and drive through penalties and potentially some other incidents that we will keep for a surprise in the results show.

“Anyway, if you teams do very badly you may find you have to lose and item or two of clothing.”

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As Natasha started to talk about this she slowly undid the zip of her dress and pulled it down to the floor stepping out of it, she was now standing in just her high heels and sexy black underwear as she carried on talking to the camera she walked towards the gungetank and stepped inside.

“Or you may find yourself inside here, this gungetank has funnels from all the sides and at the flick of a switch *she clicked her fingers* argghghgga” Natasha gagged as the gunge completely surprised her mid-sentence”

Gunge flowed down onto the unsuspecting presenter, Natasha squealed loudly as the red and blue gunge flowed down onto her before more silver gunge sprayed up at her from the floor striking her in the face. She tried to recover her composure before pink and yellow gunge attacked her from either side of the tank she slid of the stool and sat moodily on the floor of the tank as the gunge continued to flow over her.

Finally, it subsided and she was able to stand up and step out of the tank. Being a consummate professional, she had regained her composure and continued speaking.

“Well thank you to the producers and the engineers for deciding that was a good time to test the gungetank, I am now completely covered and this lingerie is completely ruined.

But whilst I had an onslaught of gunge one of our contestants here will be inside here after the race but who knows what combination of gunge and mess they’ll be facing” She smiled evilly.

Natalie and Rachel looked a little nervous although it wasn’t clear whether it was the gunge or the stripping which appealed less to them.

“Thank you to everyone who tuned into this preview episode, lets hope we have an action packed race.”

The show ended with Natasha trying to wipe as much of the gunge off her skin as possible whilst Natalie and Rachel stood well clear trying to delay the inevitable messing they faced later in the show.

CSWL – Cardiff v Norwich – Preview

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“Welcome to a special midweek edition of CSWL. My name is Hayley McQueen and it’s the second round of the EFL Cup on Tuesday night and we have the Premiership’s Cardiff City hosting Norwich from the Championship.”

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Hayley is wearing a black cocktail dress with thin shoulder straps. As she walks to the centre of the stage, her tits bounce around inside her dress which strongly suggests she is not wearing a bra. Black stockinged legs and black high heel shoes complete her outfit. She has also chosen bright red lipstick and matching painted fingernails.

Hayley runs her hand through her long blonde hair. “Let’s introduce our celebrities for this game. From the One Show, we have Alex Jones who will be representing Cardiff City from her homeland.”

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Alex walks on wearing a yellow blouse, a short tight-fitting blue leather skirt, black stockinged legs and silver high heel shoes.

“Hi Alex. You look very sexy in your outfit tonight, but I’m interested to know why you have chosen to wear a yellow blouse.”

Alex frowned and replied “I thought it would go very nicely with my leather skirt. Do you not think it’s a good combination?”

“I do. But yellow is the colour of Cardiff’s opponents. Surely you can’t be secretly supporting Norwich so that you get to be messed up lots and have to do humiliating forfeits?”

“No, of course not! I don’t want that to happen at all. I guess it’s just a coincidence.”

“Fair enough then. I think it’s now time to introduce the next celebrity. She was born in Norfolk which makes Norwich her local team, please welcome weathergirl Lucy Verasamy!”

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Lucy walks on wearing a tight white shirt, a cream speckled short skirt, black stockinged legs and black high heel shoes.

“Blimey Lucy, I thought Alex’s skirt was short, but yours is even shorter!”

Lucy blushes and tries to straighten her skirt as if trying to make it cover more of her shapely legs.

“How do you rate your team’s chances? You are playing a team that is a division higher than you, so are you worried?”

“Well yes I am a little worried. I’ve not been on the show before but I’ve seen what’s happened in previous episodes, and I really want to minimise the mess and humiliation as much as possible.”

“Ok. Well let’s hope for your sake that Cardiff put out their reserve team, otherwise it could be very bad for you.”

Lucy gulped, as Alex butted in. “You’ve every reason to be worried Lucy. Cardiff won the same fixture twice last season. If I recall correctly it was 2-0 and 3-1.”

Hayley looked down at her notes “Alex, that is absolutely correct. Have you been doing some research before the game?”

“Yes of course. When I was asked to appear on this show, I wanted to make sure my team have a good chance of victory. Also Cardiff have bought new players since those matches last season, so they are going to be so much better this time!”

Lucy remained silent, as she nervously fidgeted with the waistband of her skirt.

“So we have a supremely confident Alex versus a rather sheepish looking Lucy. It will be interesting to find out if Alex is right to be so confident.”

“Ok. Now let’s explain the rules for the game.

If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.

For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.

If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.

If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”

Lucy looked shocked at this announcement, and was open mouthed at the sudden realisation of what could happen to her.

Alex smiled and turned to Lucy. “You may as well take your clothes off now Lucy, because it’s a dead cert that we will be scoring at least 4 goals.”

Lucy shook her head “Lets wait and see, shall we?”

Hayley continued with the rules “There will also be spins of the Forfeit Wheel for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed.”

Pausing to look down at her notes again, Hayley smiled. “Just looking again at the same 2 games last season, and both games had bookings for each team, and Cardiff even missed a penalty during one of their victories.”

The smile was wiped off Alex’s face, as she heard this news.

“Let’s hope that this doesn’t happen again Alex, as its normally a severe forfeit for a missed penalty. It could mean you’re the one getting naked!”

Hayley smiled as she turned to the camera “You will all have watched the last CSWL episode where Brentford drew with Aston Villa. During that episode Sarah-Jane Mee spun the Forfeit Wheel which landed on a segment which meant that the presenter of the show, Vicky Gomersall, would have to spin the Forfeit Wheel herself at the end of that show. We’ve had lots of viewers write in to say they were disappointed that this did not happen as that Show ran out of time. The good news is that we do have time on today’s preview show, so please welcome Vicky on to the stage.”

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A rather dejected looking Vicky walked on wearing a tight white top, black skirt and cream high heel shoes.

“Hi Vicky. It was a good show you presented last time, but did you think you would get away with your forfeit?”

“Yes I did Hayley. When the producer told me that we had run out of time, I breathed a sigh of relief.”

“Never mind Vicky. We better had get on with this, otherwise we’ll run out of time as well. I think it was 5 spins so do you want to spin the first one?”

Grudgingly Vicky spun the wheel and it eventually settled on a segment called “Muddy Feet”

A masked man wearing all black and a black mask enters carrying a bucket. He places it down on the floor next to Vicky and asks her to take her high heel shoes off. Vicky duly obliged and the man submerges then in the bucket which is full of slimy mud. He fishes them out and places them at the feet of Vicky.

Vicky gingerly places her left foot into her shoe and a loud squelch is heard. Vicky grimaces as she then places her right foot into the other shoe.

“How does that feel Vicky?”

“Squelchy and slippery!”

“Ha Ha. Time for your second spin.” The wheel was spun and landed on “Tomato Soup”

The masked men returned to the stage carrying a large bowl of cold tomato soup. He stands directly behind Vicky and raises the bowl before promptly upturning it over Vicky’s head. Vicky shrieks as the cold soup splatters on to her lovely blonde hair and runs down her face.

A third spin ensued, and “Strip 1 article of clothing” was chosen.

Vicky decided to take her top off, which revealed a flimsy white bra struggling to hold her tits in, to the enjoyment of the audience.

“Ok Vicky, only 2 more spins to go!”

Vicky spun the wheel again and it landed on “Gunge time”

Hayley led Vicky to the gunge tank and Vicky made herself comfortable on the seat inside. No sooner had she done this, gallons of thick green gunge streamed down on her. Vicky squealed under the gunge torrent, and the force of the gunge was such, that Vicky’s flimsy bra was quick to give way and was stripped from her body to reveal her tits.

The gunge flow eventually ceased and Vicky stood back up and walked out of the tank. She was completely covered and as she looked down on herself she realised her gungey tits were on show for everyone to see. Vicky quickly used her hands to grab hold of her tits to cover her modesty.”

Hayley smiled “We got an extra bonus there! Ha Ha! Last spin Vicky, but I can see you have got your hands full, so I’ll spin the wheel for you.”

The wheel landed on “Custard Pies”

Hayley, Alex and Lucy were given a sloppy custard pie each and they took it in turns to slap the pie into Vicky’s face. Alex was the last one to do this, but made sure she smeared the pie over Vicky’s hair as well.

“Thank you Vicky for coming on our preview show. No doubt we will see you presenting another show in the future, so until then, goodbye!”

Vicky gave a weak smile to the audience and trudged off as Hayley grinned and turned to the camera “Tune back in on Tuesday night folks, when we will announce the final result and reveal what’s in store for Alex and Lucy.”

“And don’t forget that Orla will be presenting the match between Manchester United and Tottenham on Monday night, so make sure you don’t miss that!”


Grudge-2-Sludge – Pilot Episode, Rounds 1 and 2

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The characters in this story are fictional and any resemblance to real people is coincidence.

ROUND 1: Blooming Nuisance

After an advert break, the next part of the show opens in one of the game areas. The set is mocked up to look like a garden, with flowerpots and watering cans lying around, a small garden shed in the corner, and a wooden fence running along the back. Most of the floor area is taken up by two squares of artificial turf, one rimmed with red and the other with blue. Beside each square is a wheelbarrow in the matching colour. At the front of the set, Natalie and Clara are reclining in deckchairs.

Natalie: Welcome back to Grudge-2-Sludge! She’s Clara Quick!

Clara: And she’s Natalie Lloyd!

Natalie: And here we are relaxing in the Grudge-2-Sludge garden. Ahh, this is the life!

Clara: Too right, Nat. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, the buds are coming into bloom… all we’re is missing is a pair of lillies.

Natalie: Ah, I think I can do something about that. [Calls over her shoulder] Gemma! Siobhan! Come on out!

The shed door opens, and the two contestants sheepishly step out to instant laughter from the audience. They are dressed in full-body unitards, bright green in colour and skin-tight so as to leave no detail of their figures to the imagination. Around their necks are ruffs made of large plastic ‘petals’ – red for Gemma and blue for Siobhan.

Natalie and Clara get up from their deckchairs.

Clara: [looking mystified as she inspects the contestants] Eh, Nat, what is the meaning of this?

Natalie: You asked for a pair of sillies, didn’t you?

Clara: Lillies!

Natalie: Whoops.

Clara: Never mind. They certainly do look silly! Gemma, I don’t know why you’re looking unhappy; I thought you liked wearing revealing clothing!

Gemma pouts in response.

Natalie: Welcome to the first game, which is called Blooming Nuisance! Gemma and Siobhan, you are our garden flowers, and each of you has been assigned a patch of lawn to take care of.

Clara: Because here in the Grudge-2-Sludge garden, we have a very persistent problem…

Natalie and Clara together: Weeds!!

As they say this, a green shoot extends out of the turf within Gemma’s square. It comes to a stop just short of knee height and unfurls its leaves. Natalie walks over.

Natalie: Yep, these little blighters are coming up all over the place, and what you need to do is root ’em out!

Natalie grasps the weed by its stem and pulls it up. There is some resistance, but it detaches from the turf with a little popping sound. Natalie carries it over to Gemma’s wheelbarrow.

Natalie: You must then deposit your uprooted weed – or weeds, as the case may be – in your wheelbarrow. Though in this case I’m not going to do that because it would give Gemma an unfair advantage.

Natalie instead chucks the weed into the audience.

Clara: You have 90 seconds on the clock, at the end of which you will score one point for each weed in your barrow.

Natalie: But watch out! For each weed rooted in your lawn when the clock stops, you will lose a point. Got that?

Nodding, Gemma and Siobhan position themselves at the centres of their respective lawns, ready to commence play. Natalie and Clara fold up their deckchairs and prepare to vacate the area.

Clara: Oh, one more thing: It wouldn’t be an English country garden without the English weather, so be prepared!

Natalie: Your 90 seconds start now!

Natalie and Clara scarper as frantic music commences and the clock starts ticking. Weeds begin to sprout in random places on the lawns and Gemma and Siobhan scrabble to grab them.

Siobhan is the first to yank up a weed. A fountain of translucent green slime erupts from the ground where it was plucked, splashing over her front and face.

Siobhan: Hey!! That didn’t happen when you did it!

Gemma is in the process of discovering the same thing. She shrieks and tumbles back, largely avoiding the slime but also wasting time for herself. Siobhan has already recovered from the shock and is busy plucking up weeds, inducing a series of slime sprays as she goes. As attested to by her figure, she proves to be a very sprightly forty-year-old mum. Gemma, getting back to her feet, also shows herself to be speedy and agile, though perhaps not quite so used to physical exertion as her mother.

A bundle of weeds under her arm, the slime-splattered Siobhan runs to her wheelbarrow and dumps them. Gemma, similarly splattered, does likewise in her own wheelbarrow. Meanwhile, the weeds pop up on the lawns at an increasing rate.

Natalie: [shouting from the sidelines] Oh dear! It looks like rain!

Sprinklers mounted above the set begin showering the two women. Within a few seconds, drizzle intensifies to a moonsoon downpour and Gemma and Siobhan are drenched. Their hair hangs lank and their already-revealing unitards become saturated against their bodies. Siobhan shrieks and Gemma moans, but both try to stay focussed on the task of pulling out the weeds wherever they come up.

Clara: Uh-oh! The wind’s getting up!

A pair of giant fans blow from the edge of the set. Standing beside them, Natalie and Clara empty sacks of grass cuttings and leaves into the blast, which engulf the players and stick to their wet bodies. Things become increasingly chaotic; Siobhan fumbles several weeds from her grip and they blow away, while Gemma, running to her wheelbarrow, slips and lands on her arse, embellished by a comedic sound effect.

Natalie: Would you believe it? A freak snowstorm’s on the way!

The watery downpour has ended, but in its place comes flurries of white powder. The fans whip it up into a veritable blizzard, engulfing the playing area. It becomes hard for Gemma and Siobhan to even see what they are doing, as the snow sticks all over their hair, faces and bodies.

Clara: Ten seconds left!

Natalie, Clara and audience: NINE! EIGHT! SEVEN!…

Both players are shocked at how quickly the time has passed by. Siobhan runs to her wheelbarrow. Gemma crawls around on her patch of turf, trying to rip up any last minute weeds, but it proves a losing battle.

Natalie, Clara and audience: …SIX! FIVE! FOUR!…

Siobhan slides across the floor and dumps her bundle of weeds into her wheelbarrow. Gemma tries to throw hers across, but the fans ensure the attempt is futile.

Natalie, Clara and audience: …THREE! TWO! ONE!

A klaxon blasts. The fans stop. Two massive and precision-targeted heaps of the powdery snow are dumped onto Gemma and Siobhan.

Natalie: STOP!! Time’s up!

Gemma and Siobhan sprawl on the floor, rasping away the snow. Both figures are almost entirely white, with little of the bright green unitards to be seen.

Natalie and Clara gingerly walk into the area of play, taking great care not to slip over.

Clara: Well, it just goes to show how quickly the weather can change!

Natalie: Yep, our poor flowers are looking rather weather-beaten at the end of that! Let’s find out how they did.

Natalie goes over to Gemma’s wheelbarrow and tosses out the weeds one at a time, counting as she goes.

Natalie: One! Two! Three!…

Gemma gets to her feet and peels her sodden swooped fringe away from her eyes as she hopefully watches her weeds being counted.

Natalie: …Nineteen! Twenty! Twenty-one weeds collected, Gemma! But you’ve left your lawn in a bit of a state! There’s one, two, three, four, five weeds still rooted in there. So deducting those gives you a score of 16 points. Not at all shabby!

Gemma smiles.

Clara: Siobhan, let’s count yours. One! Two! Three!…

Standing with her hands on her hips and breathing heavily from her exertion, Siobhan keenly watches the count. Her curly hair is lank and filled with the snow.

Clara: …twenty-two, twenty-three, an impressive twenty-four! But you’ve got four weeds rooted in your lawn, which takes you down to 20 – still an impressive score, and better than your daughter’s!

Gemma’s face falls at this news. Siobhan wearily cheers.

Natalie: And that’s the Great British summer over for another year!

Clara: Blooming marvellous! We’re gonna let Gemma and Siobhan get dried off and changed, and then it’s time for round two!

The camera zooms out as the sodden and snow-coated pair trudge off-stage.

 

ROUND 2: Flan the Frauds (Air Hostess Edition)

A brief title sequence plays and then the scene opens in a different section of the stage. Gemma and Siobhan have reverted back to the clothes they arrived in (Gemma’s clubbing gear and Siobhan’s milf-casual) and are seated in armchairs. They’ve taken quick showers to clean off from the last round’s exploits, but their hair is still damp and there’s the odd fleck of white stuck on them.

In front of each seated contestant is a table bearing shaving-cream pies. The pies are at least a foot and a half in diameter, and mounded high with cream, which is tinged in pastel shades – pink for the pies in front of Gemma, pale blue for those in front of Siobhan.

Beyond these tables, seven women stand in a row facing the contestants. They are dressed in air-hostess uniforms, consisting of sky-blue jacket and short skirt, red neck-tie, clear tights and high heels (but no hat).

Natalie and Clara walk onto the set between the contestants and the air hostesses.

Natalie: Hello again! This is Grudge-2-Sludge, and we’re one round down in our daughter-vs-mother showdown. So far, daughter Gemma has racked up 16 points, but her mum Siobhan has 20!

Clara: But don’t worry too much, Gemma. We’ve still two rounds to go, as well as the results of our audience vote, so there are plenty more points to be won.

Natalie: And you’ll both be pleased to hear that you won’t have to dress up or get messy in our next game. Instead, that honour falls to our seven stooges here.

Clara: Yes, this game is called Flan the Frauds, and we’re really hoping it’ll take off.

Natalie: Which is why we’ve brought in some air hostesses. Take off – geddit?

The audience groans.

Natalie: Hey come on, this is the pilot episode!

Louder groans.

Clara: You crashed and burned there, Nat.

Silence.

Natalie: That was just morbid. Let’s get on and meet our line-up, shall we?

The camera sweeps slowly along the line of women. None of them say anything, but smile pleasantly to the camera. Each has on a large badge bearing her first name.

Rhiannon has dark brown hair, which is tied up and secured with a hair clamp at the back of her head. She appears to be in her early thirties. She is the tallest of the line-up, standing at six foot or more, and is especially long of leg.

Nicola has a pale, freckled face and copper-red hair, which like Rhiannon’s is tied up, but into a bun on the top of her head. She looks to be late twenties, and has a lean pencil figure.

Kaz has platinum-blonde hair in a ponytail. Her face is a colourful combination of bronze tan, heavy eye-liner and scarlet lipstick, which makes it hard to gauge her age, but mid-twenties to early thirties is probable. She has an hourglass figure with a large bust.

Fay has dark skin and a voluminous afro. Her likely age range is mid to late thirties. She is the second-shortest of the women, and is curvier and chunkier than the others, though pleasingly so.

Jenny is notably the shortest, standing maybe an inch or two above five foot. She is also the youngest-looking and wears the least make-up, if any at all. Her hair is mid-brown and loosely curly, kept under control by a system of hairpins.

Giulia has olive skin and black hair cut in a short, boyish style. She is tall and slim with a perky figure, and looks around 25. She is the only woman in the line-up to be wearing glasses.

Linda is clearly the oldest; she appears to be in her late forties, but has well-preserved features and a trim figure. Her grey hair is highlighted with a subtle blonde tone and styled into a shoulder-length bob.

Clara: None of our line-up know each other, nor are known to our contestants. And none of them knew, until a few hours ago, that they would find themselves standing here!

Natalie: Yes, they came here expecting a leisurely evening as members of our studio audience, but we took them aside at the front door!

Clara: But there’s an important distinction that divides these ladies: Each of them is either a genuine, currently serving air hostess…

Natalie: …Or has never stewarded an airplane in her life! A fraud, in other words.

Clara: We’re not going to tell you how many there are of each, other than to say that at least one of these ladies is for real and at least one is a fraud.

Natalie: And while any genuine hostess is under instruction to speak truthfully, any who is a fraud has been ordered to lie her ass off in a bid to convince you that she is for real!

Clara: Remember, our frauds had no idea before they arrived that they would have to do this. We’ve permitted them half an hour online to research all things aviation…

Natalie …But other than that, they’re going to have to wing it!

Yet more groaning.

Natalie: Gemma and Siobhan, as you’ve probably realised by now, it is your task is to separate the trolley dollies from the trolley follies. To do this, you will take turns to put questions to our line-up.

Clara: You can ask anything, other than directly asking whether they or their fellow participants are for real or frauds. You can even ask them to perform an action, within reason.

Natalie: After the participants have given their answers, you must mark one of them as a fraud. Mark how, exactly? By putting one of your creamy flans in that lady’s face, of course!

The air hostesses giggle nervously.

Clara: Once a participant has been flanned, she’s out of play. It’s then the other contestant’s turn to put a question to the remaining participants, flan one of them, and so on.

Natalie: This continues until either all the participants have been flanned, or until one contestant declares that she thinks all remaining participants are for real and doesn’t want to flan any of them.

Clara: At which point, the other contestant will be allowed to flan those remaining participants, if any, that she thinks are frauds – no further questions asked.

Natalie: Only at the end of the game will we find out for sure which of the line-up are for real and which are frauds.

Clara: Gemma and Siobhan, for each fraud you correctly flan, you’ll win 8 points. But take care; if you wrongly flan a bona fide air hostess, you’ll lose 5 points!

Natalie: [addressing the line-up] Ladies, obviously you’ll want to avoid a flan in the face, but there’s even more at stake than that. Any of you who manages to convince both Gemma and Siobhan that you are for real – whether or not you actually are – will win £250 cash!

The audience woos.

Clara: So, is everyone clear on the rules?

Gemma, Siobhan and the air hostesses all nod.

Natalie: Then let’s play Flan the Frauds!

Clara: Siobhan, you have the lead, so you get to decide whether to go first or second.

Siobhan: I’ll go first, please. Good evening, ladies. I’d like you to go through the physical aspects of the flight safety demonstration. Don’t say anything; just show me where the exits are, how to use the oxygen masks, and how to put on a life-vest.

The air hostesses begin their silent spiel – some hesitantly, some confidently, some perhaps too confidently. Siobhan watches them intently, as does Gemma.

At the beginning things go fairly smoothly, with the hostesses motioning the doors at the rear, the doors over the wings, and lastly – the ladies turn, revealing their shapely posteriors to the camera – the doors at the front. Things become less seemly during the oxygen mask demonstration, with various weird and wonderful tugging motions being mimed. By the time the life-vests are being demonstrated, the hostesses are completely out of time with each other, and all of them look at least slightly flustered, made worse by the growing laughter of the audience.

Giulia: ’Ey, zis is no easy wid no real jacket!

Eventually, all seven shuffle to a halt.

Clara: Siobhan, you’ve seen their performances. Now deliver your flan!

Siobhan gets up from her armchair and picks up one of her pastel-blue shaving-cream pies. It is so large that she carries it with both hands. She heads towards the right-hand end of the line. Giulia gulps, fearing that her outburst of protest has doomed her, but instead it is Giulia’s neighbour Jenny that Siobhan has in mind. A small, wry smile rises on the face of the diminutive, curly-haired woman as Siobhan closes in on her.

Siobhan: Sorry, Jenny, but you looked more like you were fighting your way out of a paper bag than putting on a life-vest. And I doubt you’re tall enough to be an air hostess; I can’t really see you reaching into those overhead bins.

Siobhan plants her pie. The heaped shaving cream engulfs not only Jenny’s face, but the entire front half of her head, as well as her shoulders and upper torso. When Siobhan pulls away the pie tin, Jenny’s face and curly hair are buried under a mask of pale blue cream. Her jacket is wrecked, and blobs of cream drop down onto her tights and shoes.

Jenny spits cream away from her mouth, and scoops it away from around her eyes. She flicks it from her hands in an exaggerated and annoyed motion, but then forces a smile through the cream to show good humour.

Pleased with the result, Siobhan reseats herself.

Clara: Now that was a great flanning!

Natalie: Sure was, Natalie, and it puts Jenny out of play. Gemma, let’s have your question for the remaining six.

Gemma: [Clears her throat] One of the top perks of your job must be getting to travel around the world. What’s your favourite destination to visit, and why?

Natalie: Nice question, Gemma. Let’s go along the row and get the answers.

Rhiannon: Mmmm… That’s a tricky choice, but I’d have to say Tokyo – amazing place. So crowded and bustling, yet so clean and orderly!

The camera moves along the line.

Nicola: My pale skin doesn’t take well to the sun, so I’m not a fan of beach resorts. What I really love is going to the Nordic destinations; Iceland is breathtakingly beautiful!

Onward the camera moves…

Kaz: Well, I ain’t got no issues soaking up the sun! [Proudly gestures her tan] Anywhere in the Caribbean’ll do me nicely!

Fay: For me, Rio de Janeiro, definitely. Carnival there is just incredible – all the music, dancing… And the people are really welcoming, even though I don’t speak a word of Spanish.

The camera skips past Jenny, who is continuing to wipe her face.

Giulia: I am from Italy. So I like always to go back to my, uh, ’ome town, to see, uh… to see my family and my friends, and to get ze foods zat I can’t buy ’ere.

Linda: I agree with Giulia; there’s no place like home. So no matter what fantastic destinations I visit in my job, I love nothing more than to return home to sleep in my own bed. Heaven every time!

Natalie: Hmm, quite a variety of answers there. Gemma, who you gonna flan?

Gemma gets up. There is a relishing expression on her face as she takes one of the huge pink pies from her table. She goes to the left end of the row. Rhiannon cringes and giggles, but then sighs with relief as Gemma walks past her.

Gemma continues past Nicola. She pauses in front of Kaz, looking mighty tempted, but passes on. She stops in front of Fay.

Gemma: Nice try, Fay, but I saw you trying to copy the others during the demonstration. And I don’t suppose the people in Rio speak a word of Spanish either, because Portuguese is the language of Brazil.

With that, Gemma slams the pie into Fay’s face. Pastel pink shaving cream sprays out in all directions as the large black lady staggers back from the force of the hit. Her face and the front of her afro hairstyle are completely buried under the goo, forming a creamy pink disc through which the only discernible features are blinking eyes and a mouth gaping in shock. Faye’s jacket is completely splattered in pink, as is much of her skirt. As she recovers from the shock she begins to guffaw.

Natalie: Woah, that was a hard hit!

Clara: Siobhan, the next question’s yours.

Siobhan: What’s the weirdest or grossest incident you’ve had to deal with in your career?

Rhiannon: I had some guy who put his bare feet up on the tray table and started clipping his toenails! Caused a lot of upset among the passengers next to him, especially when the clippings started pinging onto them! And when I came over to tell him to stop, he asked if I would clip them for him! Er, NO!!

Nicola: My story’s not gross, but its certainly weird. We had a woman who counted all the seat numbers aloud on her way in: 1A, 1B, 1C… and so on. Some kind of compulsive ritual, I guess. She did the same going out, and whenever she got up to use the toilet. If we’d known we wouldn’t have put her in 32F…

Kaz: Oh, the usual: swearing… shouting… being pissed on duty free… shagging in the toilets. And that’s just the pilots!

The camera sweeps past a haloed and dazed Fay, and a messy and pouting Jenny.

Giulia: [Shudders] A passenger smuggle ’is pet… uh, ’is pet bat trough customs. And zis bat, it, uh, escape inside the plane. [Gesticulates with eyes wide] It ’ang from ze, uh, bag racks and, uh – ’ow you say? – it dive-bombe ze passengers! It even fly up my skirt! [Shudders again] I still have nightmares!

Linda: Once I was stewarding in first class when [celebrity’s name bleeped out for legal reasons] was on board. I’d always known she had a false chest; what I didn’t know is that she had false teeth, too!

Clara: [Pulling a face] Now those were quite some revelations! Siobhan, what do you make it all?

Siobhan gets to her feet and arms herself with another huge pie. Again she heads in Giulia’s direction, and this time there is no reprieve for the Italian, who giggles nervously as Siobhan squares up the pie.

Siobhan: I work as a receptionist in a vet’s, and while we don’t have many people bringing in bats – it’s illegal to keep them as pets, after all – I’m pretty sure if one were taken on a plane, it would hide itself away in terror, rather than hanging from luggage racks and flying up skirts. So ciao, Giulia!

Mindful that Giulia is wearing glasses, Siobhan refrains from slamming the pie too hard, but screws it tightly into the face of her target, who doubles up in shock. Siobhan then slides the flan upwards, playfully rubbing it around Giulia’s head, blanketing the Italian’s short hair. Giulia squeals and blindly tries to fend Siobhan off. When Siobhan is finished she leaves the crumpled pie tin on top of Giulia’s head like a hat. Laughing, Giulia removes her glasses, revealing two uncovered circles on an otherwise pale-blue head.

Clara: Thoroughly flanned there! Nice one, Siobhan!

Natalie: Three out, four still in play. Gemma, what’s your question?

Gemma: Let’s get down to serious matters: how do you make the perfect G&T?

Siobhan: Ugh! Trust you to think about booze!

Natalie: It’s a valid question and Gemma’s entitled to ask it. Ladies, let’s have your answers.

Rhiannon: Pre-chilled glass. Pour gin over ice. Add a slice of lime, lightly squeezed. Pour in two parts tonic to one part gin. Serve with a smile!

Nicola: Pretty much agree with what Rhiannon said, except that I’m firmly on the other side of the lemon-lime debate. Definitely lemon.

Kaz: G&T? You’ll be lucky! On Shawnair, where I work, you’ll only get lager fermented from the plane toilets, and it’ll cost you a tenner!

The camera sweeps past the creamy trio of Fay, Jenny and Giulia.

Linda: The passenger’s always right, so rather than taking my own position in the lemon-lime debate, I always ask. And I leave the passenger to add the tonic themselves at their discretion.

Natalie: Hmm, I must say I’m a lemon girl myself.

Clara: Lime for me!

Natalie: Before we get sidetracked, what’s your verdict, Gemma?

There is little doubt in anyone’s mind as to what Gemma’s intentions are, least of all Kaz, who smirks knowing the game is up. What Kaz doesn’t expect is ferocity with which Gemma pummels her overbronzed kisser, nearly knocking her over. It’s a hit with the audience, however, who cheer loudly at the highly-caricatured flight attendant’s just desserts. By the time Gemma is done, she has pushed Kaz someway back from the line-up. Having screwed the pie around her victim’s hair, she slaps what is left of it into Kaz’s prodigious bust, and strolls away looking very pleased with her herself.

Natalie: Now now, Gemma! There’s expressing your feelings, and then there’s being plain violent!

Clara: Siobhan, it’s back to you.

Siobhan sits quietly, stroking her chin as she eyes up the three surviving flight attendants.

Siobhan: You know what? I think all three of these are genuine, so I’m going to call it quits here.

Clara: You can ask a question before you commit…

Siobhan: Oh, okay. Maybe I should I have asked this question first: what inspired you to take up this career?

Rhiannon: Well, I love to travel. I’m also an outgoing person and I love helping people out, so all in all it’s an ideal career for me.

Nicola: To be completely honest, when there are bills to be paid, inspiration doesn’t always come into it. I needed a job, I applied for this one, and I got it… but I’m really glad I did!

As the camera passes along, Kaz is still way behind the line, digging cream out of the crevices in her face.

Linda: My mother was an air hostess before me, back in the glory days of BOAC. So it was natural that I followed in her footsteps.

Clara: Siobhan, after hearing that do you still want to declare yourself done, or do you want to flan one of them?

Siobhan: [after further deliberation] I’m going to declare myself done.

Natalie: No probs. Gemma, it finishes with you. No more questions allowed, but you can flan any – or indeed all – of our remaining hostesses that you so choose. Or do you agree with your mum that they’re all for real?

Agreeing with her mum is something Gemma doesn’t want to be seen doing. She picks up a flan and heads over to the left-hand side of the line-up, where the still-clean Rhiannon and Nicola are standing side by side. She moves between one and the other, looking them in the eye as they struggle to keep straight faces.

Gemma takes a step back and sizes the pair up one last time. Then she turns away. Rhiannon and Nicola breathe out with relief.

Gemma turns and swings her pie, which ploughs into Nicola sideways on. The redhead is left with one side of her head and face unscathed, and the other buried under a mound of pink cream. After a few seconds, she screams in delayed reaction.

Natalie: Didn’t see that coming! Gemma, any more flans to deliver?

Gemma: [brushing off her hands and reseating herself] Nope, I’m done.

Clara: Then so are we! Ladies, please reveal yourselves. Are you frauds or are you for real?

Rhiannon, looking very relived not to get flanned, rips off her name badge. Underneath is another badge which bears the words ‘FOR REAL’.

Rhiannon: I’m for real!

Nicola, still with the side of her head mounded in cream and only one eye visible, ruefully rips away her name badge.

Nicola: I’m for real too!

Kaz staggers back into her place and pulls off her name badge. Underneath is a badge that says ‘FRAUD’ in big letters.

Kaz: Fraud! Bang to rights.

Faye: [flamboyantly] I’m a fraud!

Jenny: [Crossly yanking off her badge] I’m for real! [Addressing Siobhan] And I’ll have you know I’m a full inch taller than regulation minimum height!

Giulia: [Laughing as she pulls off her badge] I am a fraud. Zis is such a crazy; I am ’ere only for ’olidays!

Linda: [triumphantly peeling away her badge] Fooled you both! I’m a fraud!

The camera returns to the contestants as they absorb the revelations.

Natalie: Gemma, you correctly flanned Fay and Kaz, earning you 16 points, but your wrongful flanning of Nicola means we deduct 5, so you get 11 points overall!

Gemma nods contentedly.

Clara: Siobhan, you get 8 points for your flanning of Giulia, but you also lose 5 due to flanning Jenny, leaving just 3 points!

Siobhan looks rather less pleased at this.

Natalie: [turning to the air hostesses] Rhiannon and Linda, well done on avoiding the flans! Especially you, Linda – excellently blagged. Please come and collect your £250 prize money, both of you!

Rhiannon and Linda walk over to Natalie, who hands each of them a golden envelope, while the audience claps.

Clara: Nicola, Kaz, Fay, Jenny and Giulia – no money for you, I’m afraid. But for taking part and being good sports, you each get a Grudge-2-Sludge towel and toiletry pack! [Poses with a snazzy looking box set]

Natalie: Looks like that’ll come in handy!

Clara: Speaking of which, shall we show these ladies to the showers?

Right on cue, the heavens open above the unfortunate five, drenching them in a huge downpour of water.

Natalie: [once the screaming has died down] Now that was a splash landing!

Clara: Aww! Give ’em a big hand as they disembark, folks!

The audience warmly applauds the sopping and cream-streaked women. Kaz and Fay take a bow, while Nicola and Giulia wave and smile. Jenny continues to frown with her arms folded. The five then turn and file off-stage. Rhiannon and Linda follow, smugly clutching their envelopes.

Natalie: Now let’s take a look at the overall scores at the end of Round Two!

Clara: Gemma has 27 points in all, while Siobhan has 23!

Gemma pumps her fists and mouths the word “yes!” Siobhan shakes her head slightly.

Natalie: Gemma, I can see you’re happy at that. After falling behind in Round One, you’ve taken the lead!

Gemma: Well, you know us teens can be a bit slow to wake up. But I’m wide awake now, and I’m on course to put Mum in the sludge!

Clara: Ooh, Siohban, she’s a confident one! But could she be right? You’re on the back foot now!

Gemma: It’s not a huge lead, Clara. And these teenagers do everything in fits and spurts. As a mum, I know all about perseverance. I’m going to win big in the third round, and Gemma won’t be so cocky when she’s facing the sludge!

Natalie: Fighting talk! But it isn’t just Round Three that’s left to go. You’ll remember at the beginning of the show we asked the good ladies and gents in our studio audience for their opinion on your feud. Now it’s time to take their votes in account.

Clara: It works like this: Each of you received a certain percentage of the vote in your favour, not counting abstentions. We’re going to take that percentage, divide it by five, round it to the nearest whole number, and add that number to your score.

Natalie: Oo, bit of a maths lesson there! Got all that?

The contestants nod, suddenly nervous as they realise this vote could have a big effect on their prospects.

Clara: Okay ladies, it’s time to reveal the results…

Natalie: …After the break!

Gemma, Siobhan and the audience groan.

CSWL Monday Night Football Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur Preview Show

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Welcome to this Monday Night Football Special of CSWL, I am your host Orla Cheannaoui.

Orla is wearing a short white mini dress, with black patches on her shoulders, but is wearing her hair down instead of tight back, also black strappy high-heeled shoes.

Now let’s meet our contestants shall we, first up tonight is Manchesrer United’s representative and that is the lovely, mathematician from Countdown Rachel Riley.

Rachel is wearing a short red dress, with her long blonde hair being worn down and is curly and is wearing red high-heeled shoes to complete the outfit.

Now lets move onto our Tottenham representative shall we announces Orla.

That is Spice Girl Emma Bunton.

Emma is wearing a very short white mini dress showing her shapely legs, gold high-heeled shoes with her long blonde hair being worn down and is straight.

Now we have met the representative of each team and now let’s move onto the forfeits shall we, so we are bringing back the wheel to decide the yellow, red, possession, off sides and foul stats,  exclaims Orla.

For 1 goal it will be the norm and a trip to the gunge tank being gunged in the opposition colours.

For 2 goals it will be a trip to the pillories and being gunged in 5 buckets of slop.

For 3 goals all forfeits will be gunged in their underwear and it will be a trip to the bath and gunged in a mystery substance. Both ladies are shocked by this and do not look happy. Well they are going to be even more unhappy when I announce the forfeit for 4 goals scored announced Orla.

For 4 goals scored all forfeits will be done naked and it will be a trip to the dunk tank. Exclaims Orla Proudly. Both ladies complain but it is no use as it is going to happen if there is this many goals.

Now I have just been told that I am going to be likely involved in someway in the mess and am likely going be ending up naked a dejected Orla announces.

But before we get to that, join me for the results after the match tonight, and also don’t forget to join Hayley McQueen tomorrow night for a EFL Cup special where her guests are Alex Jones from the One Show and weathergirl Lucy Verasamy, so join Hayley for that.

Also don’t forget to join Natasha Parker for her results show of the Belgian Grand Prix and her 2 guest’s Sky F1 reporter’s Rachel Brooks and Natalie Pinkham

 

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Natasha stood on the stage, she had evidently showered and was now wearing a tight red sleeveless pantsuit with matching lipstick she also wore black high heels, she smiled towards the camera.

“Hello and welcome back to the results show following todays Formula 1 race, after a chaotic start the race ended up being fairly calm, but before we reveal the winner lets bring out our two contestants who have no idea what happened yet.”

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Natalie stepped out onto the stage still wearing her grey dress she was soon followed by Rachel who also still had the same outfit on.

“Welcome back ladies, how are you feel?”

Rachel was first to speak “Not hugely confident Natasha but I hope it isn’t too bad”

“Well I very confident, I’m looking forward to seeing Rachel to a huge load of mess following a dominant Ferrari 1-2” Natalie replied.

“So mixed reactions here from our two stunning contestants but it is now time to dish out the forfeit for Pole Position so Natalie please stand still whilst I….”

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Before Natasha had even finished giving her instructions to Natalie she had slammed a pie into the brunette woman’s face and pushed the pie further up messing her hair, the grey-coloured pie covered Natalie’s face completely and she had squealed in surprise upon impact, now recovering she dug the pie out of her eyes as Natasha carried on.

“Rachel, during the race your teams had 1 DNF with Ricciardo and therefore you have to spin the wheel of forfeits once for that please do so.”

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Rachel nervously span the wheel watching it go around for a bit before it landed on [Strip Item]

She shook her head but under Natasha’s instruction did as she was told slowly removing her shirt which left her in her leather skirt and a blue bra, glad to have decided on wearing a skirt and a top and not a dress.

A lucky escape for you with that loophole, personally I think we will need to close that in the future guys.

“Anyway, Rachel Bottas picked up a time penalty and so please spin the wheel for the second and final time”

The wheel landed on [Beans Bath] and so much to Rachel’s horror she was instructed to climb into the bath.

Rachel slowly stepped inside and looked modified as she was forced to dunk her head under the surface which she did slowly as she emerged she looked nothing like her usual stylish self as the beans slipped off her head into her bra and back down into the bath as she climbed back out of the tub standing next to Natasha once more.

“I can reveal that Ferrari and Vettel won the race so Rachel please can you go and sit in the tank”

Rachel slowly stepped inside the tank and sat down, aware that when Natasha was inside she had been blasted from every angle.

A klaxon sounded and red gunge flowed down onto Rachel’s blonde hair quickly coating it in the slimy substance it cascaded down her body over her breasts mixing with all of the beans that already coated her, after the main jet finished Rachel was sprayed with gunge from the floor and then some more from above as she tried to move her face away from the gunge.

Finally, it subsided and she was allowed out of the tank as Natasha’s focus moved to Natalie.

So, Natalie unfortunately for you four cars retired, with Hulkenberg, Alonso Leclerc and Kimi all being caught up in the same incident caused by Hulkenberg at the start of the race you have four initial spins of the wheel before an extra one due to Hulkenberg being so blatantly at fault.

Natalie span the wheel for the first time and like Rachel she faced losing an item of clothing, unfortunately for her it was soon revealed she had made the unfortunate mistake of not wearing a  bra and so once she had slipped off her dress she now stood on the stage in a plain black thong as she span the wheel for a second time.

Natalie you will now face all of the sloppy leftovers from the café today please sit inside this chamber, a perplex box appeared and she stood inside whilst the door was securely closed, soon the slop began to pour down onto her head, the savoury mess trickled down her face dripped down onto her breasts continuing to slide down her body as she cried out in disgust throughout.

Once it was over she reluctantly spun the wheel once more only for face another savoury forfeit, she was made to climb into the same tub of beans that Rachel had already lay down in.

“Please lie under the surface for 10 seconds Natalie we want to ensure you are completely beaned all over” Natasha laughed,

Things didn’t improve for Natalie with her fourth forfeit as she had to repeat the same process but this time with mustard the yellowy liquid mixed with the greyish-orangey mess she was coated in as by the time she had stepped back out of the tank she looked like a monster rather than the stylish sexy woman she usually appeared as.

Now Natalie you’ll be pleased to know this is your final spin of the wheel she had long since accepted her fate and span it without any care In the world somewhat pleased to see it come up [Dunk tank] as she was led over to the deep dunk tank that was filled with cold water she climbed up onto the seat and waited for Natasha to press the button.

Natasha teased Natalie for a while, as she sat watching the water slowly dilute as more and more of the mess she was wearing dripped off and landed in the tank, when she wasn’t prepared Natasha finally sent her falling into the tank which caused her to scream loudly as the shock of the cold water flowed through her body.

After the emerged she was looking a lot clean as the vast majority of the mess had been washed off her and she climbed out of the tank looking relatively happy if slightly cold, the water which had once been clean now looked very second hand, she now tried to cover her breasts as they were far more visible than previously.

Natasha called Rachel up to join Natalie as she moved onto the final part of the show.

“Okay so we move onto our final forfeit of the night. Rachel your five teams scored a total of 57 points whereas Natalie you ended up with only 44 points and so you are todays loser please come and join me over here”

Natalie walked over with Natasha to where a large giant wheel was lying on the ground it had four straps all spread apart on the wheel as Natalie was told to remove her thong before lying down and spreading her arms and legs out, she now lay completely exposed on the wheel with no chance of covering herself.

Natasha pressed a button on her control panel and the wheel lift up off the ground so that it was now vertical and Natalie was now able to look straight down the camera as jets of gunge started to spray at her from behind the camera. As this occurred the wheel began to rotate so that Natalie was spinning around and around ensuring no part of her exposed body was left free from the mess.

The gunge flow slowed down and Natalie thought it was about to end however she spotted two catapults being set up.

“Okay Rachel you are tonight’s winner, so you get to use one of these and I’ll use the other we’ve got a whole range of options to pick from such as pies and tomatoes let’s get splatting.”

The pair of them quickly set about selecting food choices and flinging them towards the hapless Natalie who received countless number of pies to her face and body along with eggs and tomatoes splattering nearby causes the juices to soak into her hair.

After what must have felt like an eternity for Natalie the wheel stopped rotating and returned to its starting horizontal position on the floor as Natasha helped her onto her feet.

“So, thank you very much for joining me tonight Rachel congratulations, Natalie well you’ve been a great sport. Please look out for the results of Man Utd V Tottenham and then later in the week Cardiff verses Norwich brought to you by stunning Orla Cheannaoui and Hayley McQueen.”

The show ended with Natasha quickly trying to dash away to leave Natalie to slip and slide her way to the changing rooms however her plan backfired when she slipped herself and landed in a pool of gunge coating her red outfit in a murky grey colour.

She was quickly jumped upon by Natalie and Rachel who grabbed her and carried her to the well used baked beans bath and dumped her inside pushing her under the surface before leaving her in the tub whilst they headed to the showers and the credits rolled.

CSWL Manchester United vs TottenHam Hotspur

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Welcome back to the 2nd part of our show tonight and it is the results show, exclaims Orla so let’s bring out our ladies first before we get onto the forfeits.

Orla is wearing the same white mini dress and heels she had on in the preview show with her hair being worn down instead of a ponytail and the same strappy high-heeled strappy shoes.

The Final score was Manchester United 0-3 Tottenham.

So let’s bring out the Manchester United representative Countdown Mathematician Rachel Riley.

Rachel Riley is wearing the same red mini dress, red high heels and her hair being worn down and curly.

So Rachel what went wrong out there today asks Orla.

Well Orla we were the better team in the first half we didn’t take our chances though and ultimately paid for it in the 2nd half when we were pushing for a goal and got hit on the counter with 2 quick goals, and another on the counter attack later on.

Well Rachel you know the forfeits for conceding 3 goals don’t you but we will get to that after we meet our Tottenham representative and that is Spice Girl Emma Bunton, so shall we bring her out.

Emma walks out very happily knowing full well what the result is.

So Emma you must be happy with the result tonight. I am very happy thank you Orla.

But that doesn’t mean you will still get some mess Emma, a delighted Orla exclaims.

So now we have the ladies out here let’s bring on the forfeits, and as United was the home team Rachel let’s start with you shall we, announces Orla.

First up Rachel you know the forfeit for conceding 3 goals, so it is time for you to get out of that nice dress you are wearing, and that may be staying clean even if you are not. Orla giggly exclaims.

But, But I do I have to I am not wearing a bra, a dejected Rachel announces.

Well you should of thought of that before you picked your dress Rachel, get it off, before I have to rip it off and it will not be the only thing getting ripped off if you don’t comply Rachel.

Rachel hastily takes her dress off with one hand, before placing her other hand over her boobs, trying to reduce her modesty.

Now that Rachel is out of her dress, she is left only in a red thong, that shoes of her nice posterior and her red high-heeled shoes.

Now Rachel United had 2 yellow cards so that means 2 custard pies for you, Orla says.

Orla goes to the trolley where there are some custard pies and Orla pickes up 2 pies and gives Rachel a pie sandwich coating her face and hair in pie, but the pie drips down all over her boobs and onto her thong.

Rachel Untied had more possession so no forfeit here, but they did concede 11 fouls so that means 3 spins of the wheel, Rachel would you spin the wheel, Orla says, Rachel not to impressed by this as it means that her boobs will be on show for everyone to see.

Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on (Strip x2). Oh dear Rachel looks like you are to be in your Birthday suit, laughs, Orla.

I don’t know what you are laughing at Orla this is going to be what you look like later on, Rachel shouts, bringing Orla back down to earth with that statement.

Now Rachel it’s time to lose your thong and your shoes, Rachel firstly takes off her shoes and puts them to one side, before strategically placing her hand trying to cover her modesty.

Now that Rachel has done this Orla asks Rachel to spin the wheel again, Rachel rolls her eyes knowing full well she will have to reveal her shaving vagina and cute bum to the watching audience and everyone on tv.

Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on Spa Day, interesting choice there Rachel, what happens here is that you will be getting some treatments normally you would get on a Spa Day, but instead of having the face masks on your face you will be wearing it, great Rachel says glumly. Orla picks up the bucket of the contents of a face mask is made of so clay, black amoor mud, aloe vera, seaweed, algae, essential oils, massage oils, herbs and vitamins, all in one bucket.

Orla then dispenses the bucket all over Rachel’s lovely blonde curly hair, turning it a browny green congealed mess and matting it.

Next up is a bucket of shampoo that Orla throws all over the front of Rachel covering her boobs, her stomach, her vagina and over the front of her legs.

Now that forfeit is over it is time for Rachel’s last spin of the wheel for the fouls conceded, Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on It’s Seasonal.

What is this Rachel asks, ah this forfeit Orla announces, this forfeit is where you will be covered in different substances from all 4 seasons, so shall we get on with it shall we.

First up is rain which does happen all year round but we are coating you in it anyway, so Orla and Emma grab buckets of water, and throws them all over Rachel removing some of the mess Rachel is already covered in but soaking her, and clearing some of the mess away revealing her lush body for everyone to see again, now it time for the wind, and a few wind machines have been brought out blowing Rachel all over and again getting rid of some of the mess, up next it’s time for the Autumn, and Emma and Orla grab buckets of leaves and just dumps them over Rachel. Now it’s snow time, and Orla grabs a few bags of polystyrene balls and dumps them all over a helpless Rachel. Now it’s time for the last seasonal weather for Rachel, and that of course is Summer, and you normally go to the beach in Summer so we have a few things associated with the beach for this one.

First up is sand, so Orla grabs a bucket of sand and pours it over Rachel, but making sure she is very careful with this one as it can hurt if it gets in the eyes. Next up we have the sea and it is usually blue and water but considering we have used water already we are going to use blue gunge, so both Orla and Emma grab a bucket of blue gunge and go behind Rachel and toss it over her relatively clean back coating the whole of her back, her nice bum and the back of her legs.

Now you usually have an Ice cream at the beach so in these buckets we have some Neapolitan Ice cream to dump over the lovely Rachel Riley. Orla says with a sadistic smile.

She grabs the bucket but instead of pouring it over Rachel she grabs an ice-cream scoops and scoops it out and placing a bit of ice cream over Rachel’s boobs, then she grabs another scoop and places it in Rachel’s vagina, causing her to squeal how cold it is, and fianlly grabs 2 more scoops before going behind Rachel and placing one each on her bum cheeks.

Now the forfeits for fouls are done it is time for the off sides, Manchester United had 2 so that means 2 more spins please Rachel.

Rachel spins the wheel for the first time, and it lands on Cafe Mess,

So Basically Rachel you will be covered in mess from our canteen, but we are not that cruel so we have put it all into one bin and will tip the bin all over you.

Orla calls over Emma to help her with this one as she can’t lift the bin. So both ladies lift the bin and pour it all over Rachel. There is beans, coleslaw, beetroot, bits of roast dinners, bits of friend breakfasts all in the bin that coat Rachel in the slimy mess.

Now Rachel it is your last spin of the wheel, so Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on down at the farm.

Which as you can guess it will be mess you would get on a farm, this isn’t going to be pleasant Rachel sorry, but we are not that mean we are only going to cover you in 1 bucket from each.

So Orla picks up the first bucket which is the pig slop, and pours it over Rachel’s blonde hair coating it in a dark yellow colour.

The 2nd bucket is of course manure, so Rachel I would recommend closing your eyes for this one as Orla pours it again over Rachel’s hair, turning it into a dark brown, colour.

Now Rachel no more spins of the wheel for you but we do have to move onto the goal forfeits.

The first goal is the gunge tank, so Orla leads Rachel over to the gunge tank before Rachel gets in and let’s Emma do the honours of pulling the cord and releasing a torrent of white gunge all over Rachel.

Thank You Rachel now it is time for goal 2 which is the pillories, Orla leads Rachel over to the pillories before locking her into position and revealing Rachel messy clad body for everyone to see, with her bum in the air.

Now Orla and Emma are going to give Rachel an onslaught of pies in the pillories. they launch pies all over Rachel covering Rachel from strawberry, raspberry, lemon, apricot, black forest gateaux, lime pies, before having one pie left and smashing it into Rachel’s rear end.

Now that is over it is time for Rachel’s last forfeit for the 3rd goal. and that of course is the bath, and in the bath this week we have some mud, and Rachel you have to sink all of your body under the mud for at least 10 seconds and I will recommend you close your eyes, for this. Rachel does as she is told as she knows this is her last forfeit, but Orla cheekily grabs Rachels clothes and shoes and dumps them into the bath with her meaning she has no clothes to go home in or can’t change as the showers are still broken.

Thank you Rachel for that your forfeits are all done, now join us after the break where we will turn our attention to Emma.

Welcome back to CSWL and it is time for Emma to receive her punishment for Tottenham’s indiscretions.

First up is the yellow cards Tottenham had 3 of those so it is 3 custard pies for Emma, Orla firstly grabs 2 before giving Emma a pie sandwich coating her whole face and her blonde hair. Before picking up the 3rd pie and planting it on the top of Emma’s head giving her a crowning glory.

Now Emma the yellow cars are out of the way Spurs had 14% less possession than Manchester United as it was 57% to 43% but we are not that mean so for every 2% less possession will mean a spin of the wheel so that means 7 spins Emma please, Emma spins the wheel and it lands on gunge time, So Emma you are going to have 5 buckets of gunge poured over you, firstly Orla, grabs a bucket of red gunge and pours it over Emma, then comes the blue bucket and this goes over Emma’s front covering her dress in blue gunge, 3rd bucket is yellow gunge and this goes over Emma’s back turning the back of her dress and staining it yellow, before moving onto a green bucket of gunge and plastering Emma’s legs front and back in green, gunge, before the final black bucket of gunge is poured over Emma’s luscious blonde hair.

So that is 1 forfeit out the way now it is onto forfeit 2 so spin the wheel please Emma.

And it lands on (Strip x1).

So Emma takes off her dress, and again she isn’t wearing a bra so is left stood, wearing just a white thong and her gold high-heeled shoes.

Next spin please Emma for forfeit 3.

And it lands on human sundae, where we are going to turn Emma into a human Sundae of course.

So first up is the trifle, which is dumped onto Emma’s head, before grabbing a bucket of custard and launching it over a helpless Emma, and then grabbing a bucket of ice-cream again Neapolitan flavour and launches the cold ice-cream all over the front of Emma, before finishing Emma off with chocolate sprinkles and 100’s and thousands.

Now Emma onto forfeit 4 and spin the wheel please ask’s Orla.

Emma spins the wheel and it land’s on play time and this forfeit concedes of different ways, children play, so first up they like painting so Orla’s grabs a bucket of multi-coloured paint and pours it all over Emma’s hair, they also like art’s and crafts so we have some wood glue her ready to cover Emma in a white sticky substance, now children like to play in parks as well, so we have a few grass cuttings that is thrown all over Emma making the grass cuttings stick to the glue. Now forfeit is over it is onto forfeit number 5.

So Emma now spins the wheel for the 5th time and it lands on (strip x2), which Emma looks bemusingly at, so Emma reluctantly moves the last items she is wearing which is her thong and her gold high heeled shoes, so now Emma has done that, It is time for forfeit number 6.

Emma spins the wheel for the sixth time and it lands on Pints at the Pub, where the lovely Emma, will be covered in various drinks you would find in the pub ranging from alcoholic drinks to soft drinks, first up is larger, and Orla brings out a hose, that consists of larger before covering Emma in it, next up 2 bottles of wine are bought out 1 red and 1 white before Orla takes them and tips them all over the head of Emma, then there is a bottle of orange juice bought out and again it is poured all over Emma, before Orla pours a bottle of coke over Emma, before finishing with a pint of Guinness.

Emma spins the wheel for this forfeit for the 7th and final time, and it lands on down at the Dairy, where Emma, will be obliterated with items you would fins in a dairy.

First up is some butter, and Orla picks up a tub of butter before rubbing it under Emma’s armpits, before moving onto her vagina and, making Emma squeal, before rubbing the butter all over Emma’s breast’s before finally moving around the back and rubbing it over Emma’s nice bum.

Next up Orla grabs to bottle’s of milk before pouring the bottle’s over Emma’s head, before grabbing the final item from the dairy and that is a box of 12 eggs, and Orla smashes them all over Emma’s body, from her head, her boobs, her bum her vagina, all over the front and back of her legs.

Now Emma you have completed that forfeit now it is time for the fouls Tottenham completed and they committed 16 fouls so that is 4 more spins of the wheel.

So Emma spins the wheel for the 1st time for this forfeit, and this forfeit that is landed on, dirty washing.

So basically this forfeit is Emma you won’t be getting messy but the clothes you arrived in will be meaning, you have nothing to go home in and have to go home in the state you came in. Orla picks up Emma’s clothes and shoes and chucks them in the mud bath. That Rachel was in earlier.

Now onto the 2nd pin of the wheel and the 2nd forfeit, Emma spins the wheel and it lands on, Soapy Shower basically Emma for this forfeit you will get in this shower cubicle over here an you will be hit with multiple substances, first up of course is the water, you always need water for a shower, so the water is dispensed all over Emma, clearing a lot of the mess off of Emma, before then soapy shampoo is then launched over Emma, turning her into a soapy mess again, before finally being hit with foam.

Now onto the 3rd forfeit, and Emma spins the wheel, and it lands on quite aplty football furore, so again Emma will be messed up with things associated with items you find at a football match, first up of course is the pitch, where they need to mark the lines, so a bucket of white paint has been poured all over Emma, you also need grass on the football pitch so a bucket of grass cuttings is then poured over Emma, next up you can get injuries at football and there is blood on show, but we are not going to use real blood we have some red gunge here, that again has been poured all over Emma’s naked body. Also there is a referee and he has a yellow and a red card so again we are going to just use a bucket of yellow gunge and bucket of red gunge for this explains Orla, also there is normally alcohol consumed at a football match mostly beer or larger so we have a pint of each here that is poured over Emma, and finally, there is normally food at football matches to mostly fish and chips, so fish and chips are launched at Emma, before a variety of sauces which include, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, leaving Emma a mess again.

Now Emma onto the 4th and final spin of the wheel for this forfeit, and it lands on nothing so there is no actual, forfeit here announces Orla.

But then Orla exclaims Emma you have 1 more spin of the wheel for the offside Tottenham had, so Emma spins the wheel for the last time and it lands on breakfast in bed, and for this Emma will be covered in various foods that you associated with breakfast, firstly up is toast, but you can put, jam or marmalade on toast and that is what Emma here will be covered in, Orla grabs a jar of each before disposing of it over Emma, next up we have different varieties of cereal so coco pops, rice crispies, frosties, weetabix, sugar puffs, also you need milk and sugar on your cereal so Orla grabs a bottle of milk and a bowl of sugar and pours it over Emma, before lastly exclaiming that the final breakfast you can have is a friend breakfast and Emma is covered from head to toe in beans, eggs, bacon, sausages, black pudding and tomatoes.

Thank you Emma very much, and join u again after the break for the 3rd and final part of the show where I will be receiving my naked messy gunging announces a dejected Orla.

Welcome back to CSWL, where Rachel and Emma has taken over presenting duties, but still in the state that they finished up in, now it has made clear by the producers that Orla here had to take a messy naked gunging, but as there is no real situation for her to be gunged in regarding the team she supports, we are just going to lock her in the pillories and pelt her with mess, exclaimed both ladies.

So Orla it is time for you to get out of the clothes you are wearing and hand them to us, Orla reluctantly starts to take off her dress, revealing a very flimsy lacey white bra and a white thong to match, she then proceeds to take the bra and thong off before hand her clothes to the messy ladies, and finally Orla takes off her shoes, then Rachel and Emma take Orla’s clothes and again throws them into the mud bath.

They then lead Orla over to the pillories and lock her in revealing Orla’s shapely body for the world to see, and her bum sticking in the air, Rachel and Emma then proceed to obliterate Orla with all the remaining buckets that is left ranging from multi-coloured gunge, so red, blue, yellow, green, brown, black gunge to left over food like beans, custard, coleslaw,gravy, mushy peas, to more buckets of mud, pig slop and manure, when both Rachel and Emma is finished they release Orla from the pillories to allow Orla to wrap the show up.

Thank you for joining me Orla Chennaoui for this episode of CSWL and thank you to my special guests Rachel Riley and Emma Bunton for getting totally humiliated and covered in slop and also inflicting my punishment as well., and don’t forget to join Hayley McQueen tonight for the EFL Cup special of CSWL with her guests Alex Jones and Lucy Verasamy,

Didn’t expect the story for so long, so the Orla bit may have seemed rushed at the end as I ran out of ideas as well, but hopefully you enjoyed it and not sure if I will do a story this weekend as there is no real standout game for me to choice from

Grudge-2-Sludge – Pilot Episode, Round 3 and the Sludge Sling

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The characters in this story are fictional and any resemblance to real people is coincidence.

The scene begins with the camera trained on the medieval-style catapult that forms the ‘sling’ part of the Sludge Sling. The chair, consisting of a hard-looking seat and a back support at right-angles to each other, sits atop a stubby pole that protrudes from the end of the catapult beam, with a little foot-rest on the beam itself.

The camera sweeps down, past the pivot of the beam and over the rectangular pool that stretches in front of the catapult. The sickly morass of yellows and greens glints stalely under the studio lights. The camera swings sideways to focus on the throne, which is rimmed with jewel-studded gold (all fake of course) and padded with purple cushions. It faces the pool sideways-on from a safe distance, raised on a platform so as to give the occupant a perfect spectator’s view of the anticipated slinging.

Finally, the shot zooms out to reveal four women standing at the front end of the pool: the two presenters – Natalie, leggy and blonde; and Clara, dark and petite – and the two contestants.

Natalie: Hello again! She’s Clara Quick!

Clara: And she’s Natalie Lloyd!

Natalie: And this is Grudge-2-Sludge, the show that seeks to bury the hatchet…

Clara: [thumbs over her shoulder] …Under several feet of slimy, smelly sludge!

Natalie: If you’ve just joined us, tonight’s contestants are Gemma Smith and her mum Siobhan from Kettering. Gemma is fed up with her mum treating her like a child, but Siobhan thinks Gemma still has some growing up to do!

Clara: But before the night is out, this grudge will be settled one way or the other. One of these women will be lording it up in yonder throne, while the other will face punishment by the Sludge Sling!

Natalie: It’ll all come down to who racks up the most points in tonight’s contest. So far, after two rounds of games, Gemma has the edge on her mum with 27 points against 23, but there’s still another round to play, and we have to factor in the votes of our dear audience.

Clara: Yes ladies, you’ll recall that we are going to take your percentage of the vote, divide it by 5, and add the nearest whole number to your tally.

Natalie: Gemma, I have the results here, and I can tell you that a stonking 77% of voters chose to support…

Gemma smiles broadly.

Natalie: …your mum, while a measly 23% backed you!

Gemma: What?!?

Siobhan: Yes!! Ha ha! [Claps and laughs at Gemma, whose jaw hangs open]

Clara: Siobhan, you seem mighty pleased with that.

Siobhan: [grinning] Very pleased! It’s vindication for long-suffering mums everywhere!

Natalie: [shaking her head] Gemma, what can I say? You teenagers are always griping that the world is against you, but this time it really is!

Gemma: [hands on hips, glaring at the audience] I’m not at all impressed!

Clara: Here’s something that’ll impress you even less. Dividing those percentages by 5 and rounding, we get 5 points for you, Gemma, and 15 for Siobhan!

Natalie: Which means that Gemma’s total is now 32, but Siobhan has retaken the lead with 38!

Siobhan cheers, while Gemma puffs out through her cheeks.

Natalie: Gemma, a short while ago you were so confident of slinging your mum in this very sludge behind us! Now it must be taking on a more worrying appearance to you.

Gemma: [refusing to look behind her] I can come back from this! It’s only six points!

Clara: Indeed you can, but be aware you’ll actually need to make up seven points of ground. You see, the rules state that if the match ends on a tie, the audience vote serves as the decider. So it’s not enough for you to draw with your mum; you need to win!

Gemma: Right, well I’m going for the win then.

Natalie: That’s the spirit! And this next game might be right up your street. Am I right in thinking you love to end your boozy nights out with a big, greasy kebab?

Gemma: [nonchalantly] Occasionally, yeah.

Siobhan: [butting in] Every time! My car forever stinks of it.

Gemma: Well you do say I mustn’t drink on an empty stomach!

Siobhan: [exasperated] I tell you to eat something before you start drinking! And preferably not junk food!

Gemma: Hey! There’s a lot of salad in a keb–

Clara: Enough bickering, you two! Let’s get started with Round Three. It’s called…

Natalie and Clara together: Kebabstrophe!!

 

ROUND 3: Kebabstrophe

After a quick swish of titles, the scene opens in a kebab-shop set, complete with counters and price boards. One unusual fixture is a large circular vat, rimmed with stainless steel up to waist height and filled with a translucent brown substance.

Natalie and Clara enter from opposite directions and converge in front of the vat.

Natalie: Oh! Hiya there, Clara.

Clara: Hi, Nat! [Looks around] Hmm, doesn’t seem to be much service around here.

Natalie: [tutting] All the kebab stuff’s just been left in this fryer. [Very tentatively extends an arm towards the vat]. Look, there’s kebab meat, tomatoes…

Floating in the vat are strips of brown plastic and red balloons. The latter are filled half with air and half with liquid.

Clara: Oh no! Onion rings! [Pointing to a large, whitish ring, also floating in the vat] I hate those!

Natalie: We haven’t got any pittas! Weren’t Gemma and Siobhan supposed to bring them? You did tell them we were meeting here?

Clara: I did, yeah. I told them to arrive early and hang around ’til we got here.

Natalie: Hang around?

Clara: Yeah, hang around. [Looks up] Oh, there they are!

Gemma and Siobhan descend into shot, side by side, suspended on harnesses with bungee cords either side of them. For the second time in the show, their bizarre costumes draw laughter from the audience. They are wearing green bodices, elaborately pleated to look like a leafy salad. In particular, a pair of ‘lettuce leaves’ cups each woman’s bust. Downstairs, they are wearing green bikini bottoms, but more strikingly each has a giant ‘pitta bread’ around their lower half. The edge of the pitta flares out at a wide radius around their waist, held in place by further bungee cords. There are a pair of holes in the base of the pitta through which their bare legs protrude, slightly forward and somewhat apart, so that the women are forced into an unseemly squatting position. Neither looks particularly pleased about the arrangement.

Natalie: Nice of you to drop in. Come down and join us!

Clara: That’s it – right the way down!

The pair continue to descend until the bottoms of the pittas, which are evidently made of some waterproof material, dip into the brown goo. The women’s feet also dip in, making them squeal.

Natalie: Welcome to the Grudge-2-Sludge kebab shop. Gemma and Siobhan, you are kebabs and we want you to stuff it!

Clara: That’s rather unkind, Nat.

Natalie: No, you see, I want them to stick the meat in their pittas!

Clara: Now you’re being obscene.

Natalie: [Sighing] Look, basically, ladies, this deep-fat fryer contains all the ingredients for a good kebab, and the aim of the game is to get as many pieces as possible into those pitta breads around your waists.

Clara: It’s up to you how you do it – this game is completely freestyle – but you’ll probably need to get a bit of bounce going on those bungees.

Natalie: Strips of kebab meat are worth three points each, and tomatoes are worth two points, but only if you don’t burst them!

Clara: But onion rings will cost you one point each.

Natalie: Yeah, we don’t like onion rings, so chuck ’em away.

Clara: [deviously] Or even better, chuck ’em in your opponent’s pitta!

Gemma: [looking down] This isn’t fair! She’s got a lot more stuff around her than I have!

Siobhan: [murmurs] She’s the cat’s mother…

Natalie: Don’t worry! We have a solution to that.

Natalie clicks her fingers. Gemma and Siobhan commence a circling motion around the vat.

Clara: Ninety seconds on the clock, and remember, only stuff that’s completely inside your pitta when the clock stops will count to your score.

Natalie: Yep, it won’t do you any good if it goes in and comes out again!

Siobhan: [snidely] That’s what I say to Gemma when she’s hugging the toilet bowl.

Clara: Oh, and watch out – things could get a bit saucy during the game!

Natalie: Your time starts NOW!

Natalie and Clara evacuate the area, while Gemma and Siobhan scrabble for the food items. They immediately discover it’s not that easy; the rims of the pitta breads are rigid, and having to crane their arms over them leaves the contestants with insufficient reach into the goo below. As suggested by the hosts, bouncing on the bungee cords seems to be the most fruitful option. Gemma yanks up and down on her cords, which causes her pitta to bounce vertically, splashing the brown oily substance up her legs. When she has built up a bit of bounce she lunges forward, snatching at the coveted items. She manages to grab a a slice of ‘kebab meat’, and squirrels it inside her pitta, but a ‘tomato’ bursts as she digs in her nails, spraying her with reddish liquid. She snarls.

Siobhan has chosen a slightly more elegant method of pulling her bungee cords one side at a time, thus building up a swaying motion. She then lunges from side to side in time with the swaying. It works quite well, until, like Gemma, she fumbles a tomato, which sprays its contents over her chest. After this, she loses sync, and has to pause to regain the correct swaying motion.

Natalie: Mustard anyone?!

Natalie and Clara are standing behind the counter, each pointing a king-sized squeezy bottle of mustard. Yellow jets squirt out across the kebab shop, spraying the players. Gemma splutters as the bright yellow slime assails her front and face. Siobhan is luckier in that she is facing the other direction, so although the mustard sprays her hair and back, it is less distracting. The roles swap, however, as the revolving players make their turn around the vat, and it is Siobhan’s turn to take a faceful.

Gemma, meanwhile, in her frenzied bouncing, accidentally dips the rim of her pitta below the surface of the goo. She screams as a wave of the liquid floods inside, splashing her crotch, but is pleased to see a couple of kebab meat slices ride in on the wave. The brown goo slowly drains through the leg-holes around her legs, but something occurs to Gemma; the added weight has dragged her slightly lower, making it easier to grab below. Quickly, she thrusts down again, filling her pitta with more of the liquid.

Clara: Anyone want burger sauce?!

The two presenters fire jets of pale orange-pink sauce at the contestants, but the shock effect is less than last time, as both players are fully engrossed in their task and aware of what is at stake. Siobhan in particular has really got the knack of swinging from side to side and sweeping up the goodies, but in one of her swings she inadvertently grabs an onion ring. She tosses it in Gemma’s direction, but instead of going in Gemma’s pitta, as intended, it bounces off the girl’s head.

Gemma: Oii!!

Siobhan: [chuckling] Sor-ree!!

Gemma, quick to temper, kicks her feet into the goo, splashing her mum. Siobhan, though knowing that she should know better, retaliates.

Natalie: Hey! Pipe down, you two. Have some garlic mayo!

Said mayo is not squirted by Natalie and Clara, but instead pours from above in small, randomly located jetlets, catching both the women as they revolve around the vat. It does seem to have the desired effect of pacifying their fight.

Clara: Time’s running out! Ten! Nine!

Gemma yanks her cords like crazy, not caring how much she splashes herself, going all-out for victory. Siobhan likewise redoubles her efforts.

Clara, Natalie and audience: EIGHT! SEVEN! SIX!! FIVE!!

Snatching an onion ring, Gemma flings it across like a frisbee. It hooks itself on the cusp of Siobhan’s pitta but doesn’t go in.

Clara, Natalie and audience: THREE!! TWO!! ONE!!

A klaxon blasts. The players cease circulating and huge piles of finely chopped salad are dropped on them, sticking to their wet and sauce-slicked bodies.

Natalie: [running on the scene] STOP!! Don’t you dare touch anything!

Neither Gemma nor Siobhan are inclined to cheat; both slump in their pittas, panting heavily.

Clara walks on pushing what appear to be two polystyrene take-out boxes, except that like everything else in this game, they are vastly oversized.

Clara: Well, Nat. They both seem equally worn out, and that’s good to see, but who is our prima-doner and who has been skewered?

Natalie: Let’s count up what Gemma has collected. [Reaches over into Gemma’s pitta] ’Scuse me if I put my hand on something I shouldn’t…

Screwing her face at the sliminess, and being ultra-careful not to spill a drop on her dress, Natalie retrieves the objects, and lays them out in one of the polystyrene boxes. Gemma watches solemnly between wipes of salad away from her face.

Natalie: Yuck! Right, that’s the lot; let’s see what you’ve got. So… seven slices of kebab meat worth 3 points each… three tomatoes worth 2 points each… and you’ve been a bit careless and let in two onion rings there…

Clara: [tuts] We don’t like onion rings.

Natalie: …So each of those cost you a point. Overall, Gemma, that’s 25 points, which when added to your score, means that your finishing total is 57 points!

Gemma nods without smiling.

Clara: Hmm, that’s good but will it be good enough? Siobhan, your score was 38, so bearing in mind you have the tiebreaker advantage, you need 19 points to win.

Gemma winces at this calculation. Siobhan takes a deep breath.

Natalie: But has Siobhan done it? Looks like you’ll have to get your hands dirty, Clara.

Clara: Cheers Nat.

Near-silence falls as Clara reaches into Siobhan’s pitta and starts to pull out the dripping items. Gemma watches with her hands over her mouth.

A tomato bursts as Clara puts into the box, making everyone jump in the hushed studio. It splatters up Clara’s arm and onto her dress.

Clara: Euugh!! These bloody things!

Siobhan: It still counts, right?

Clara: [snapping] Yes, dammit, it counts!

Over what seems an excruciating period of time, the box becomes increasingly full. A smile slowly rises on Siobhan’s face, while Gemma’s face sinks deeper into her hands. Peering through her fingers, the teenager lets out a forlorn whine.

Clara: I think Gemma knows this is bad news, but let’s make sure, shall we? Siobhan, you got eight slices of kebab meat, four tomatoes, and you managed to avoid taking on any onion rings.

Gemma: Hey! What about that one! [Pointing at the onion ring that is still hooked on the cusp of Siobhan’s pitta]

Natalie: Didn’t go in so it doesn’t count. And even if it did, it’s not going to change anything, is it sweetie?

Clara: Totting all that up gives you 32 points, Siobhan. Which, when added to your score, gives you a spectacular 70! You’ve won!

Siobhan doesn’t need to be told this, but nonetheless raises her arms in victory. She gives a playful nudge to Gemma, whose expression can only be described as leaden.

Natalie: Well, I guess these two should quit hanging around and go and get cleaned up. Siobhan, do you know which bit of the show is coming up next?

Siobhan: [grinning from ear to ear] Yes, I do!

Clara: And Gemma, do you know what’s coming next?

Gemma only whimpers in reply.

Natalie: Oh yes, she does! Right, on your way, you two!

The two women ascend toward the rafters, Siobhan celebrating, Gemma with her hands over her face and shaking her head.

Clara: [addresses the camera] Stay tuned, folks, because the hour has arrived!

Natalie: Yes, it’s time for the premiere, the debut, the grand unveiling, the maiden voyage…

Natalie and Clara together: OF THE SLUDGE SLING!!

 

THE SLUDGE SLING

The camera sweeps low over an undulating landscape of pea greens and sweetcorn yellows, and viewers switching on at this moment might be forgiven for thinking they were watching a scientific documentary set on another planet, with craggy contours coloured by thousands of years of sulphur emissions – although the patches of bright pink and pale blue might give them pause for thought.

The camera lifts as it arrives at the edge of the pool, trained on the sturdy mechanism of the medieval-style catapult. A pair of feet, clad only in fishnet tights, squirm slightly on the footrest. Gemma is once again clothed in the attire she arrived in, minus her shoes. In her seated position, her miniskirt has left exposed nearly the full length of her young thighs, and she clamps these together to prevent her knickers being exposed to the camera. She has pulled her string-up crop-top extra tight, such that it presses against her bust. She has showered and completely dried her hair, and the studio lights give a pleasing sheen to her swooped fringe.

The camera zooms in on Gemma’s face. She flashes moody eyes in its direction and pouts, but can’t help smirking a little bit.

Natalie: Oh yes! Here we have Gemma, the girl who loves a night out, about to have a night in for a change – in our pool of slimy sludge!

A zoom-out reveals Natalie standing beside the catapult. The camera then swings across, to where Siobhan is sitting pretty on the plush throne, also showered and dried and wearing the halter top and jeans in which she arrived. Clara, who has heavily dabbed her dress to prevent staining, stands beside the throne.

Clara: Congratulations, Siobhan – a truly deserved win after all that you’ve been through! Your daughter Gemma is always begging you for booze money, she calls you up in the middle of the night demanding a lift, and spends the next day hungover. Her counter-complaint was that you lecture her on how little she wears and how much she drinks, and that you embarrass her by checking up on her when she’s out with her pals. But her whining didn’t cut much ice with the studio audience, who voted in your favour by more than three to one, and you also outplayed her in both physical games, as well as the games overall. How does it feel now that you’re about to call ‘time at the bar’ on her drunken shenanigans?

Siobhan: Absolutely wonderful, Clara! And as you say, Gem’s had this coming a long time. I do love my girl, but sometimes a mum needs to be harsh to show she cares!

Sitting on her meagre seat, Gemma is pouting overtime.

Natalie: Gemma, there is a silver lining in all of this. Remember you said that you’d never live down your mum coming into the pub and molly-coddling you in front of your friends? Well, I can safely say that after your friends see you get slung in this sludge, they’ll never talk about anything else! All your past embarrassments will be forgotten in comparison, and you’ll have us to thank!

Gemma: [through gritted teeth] I’m so damn grateful!

Natalie: You’re most welcome. Oh, and there’s something else you can thank us for. A condemned prisoner is always entitled to their last meal, so we’ve cooked up a three-course meal for you. Or should that be a three-course ordeal!

Clara wheels on a serving trolley, on which sit three pieces of elaborate silverware. A tureen is labelled “Gloop of the Day”, while a wide, cylindrical pie dish is marked “Manky Mains”. A tall jug bares the label “Just Desserts”. Gemma eyes the trolley anxiously.

Clara: Yep, here it is! And the good news for you, Gemma, is that dinner could be on your mother!

Siobhan: Eh!?

Natalie: Yes, that’s right. We’re not entirely heartless on this show, so we’re giving you a chance to get some small measure of payback on your mum. I’m going to ask you three multiple-choice questions – one for each course of the meal. For any question you get right, Clara here will serve up that course… all over your mum’s head!

Siobhan’s face pulls into a cringe.

Clara: The bad news is that for any question you get wrong… well I think you know what’ll happen, don’t you?

Gemma nods resignedly.

Natalie: Right then, let’s get on with starters! Clara, what is the Gloop of the Day?

Clara: [pulls off the lid of the tureen] Gloop of the Day is tomato!

Natalie: Gemma, here’s your first question: One of the earliest family fall-outs – at least, according to the Bible – was between brothers Cain and Abel. After Cain killed Abel, and incurred God’s displeasure for doing so, where was he sent to dwell? Was it,
The Tower of Babel?
The Valley of Gehenna?
Or the Land of Nod?

Gemma: [shrugging] Uh… the valley one.

Natalie: The Valley of Gehenna? No, I’m afraid it was the Land of Nod – somewhere you’re familiar with yourself!

Clara: [picking up the tureen] That means Gloop of the Day is on you!

Carefully balancing the tureen, Clara climbs a set of steps behind Gemma, who leans forward (giving the audience an enticing view down her crop-top) and puts her hands over her face. Clara pours, and a deep-red liquid flows forth over Gemma’s head and shoulders. Gemma bleats as the thick soup covers her head and runs in copious amounts down the scantily protected flesh of her back. The audience cheers and Siobhan laughs at the sight.

Gemma straightens herself up, and streams of soup run down her chest. Her swooped fringe is weighed down, encroaching upon her eyes.

Natalie: Better read up on your Bible next time, Gem! Clara, what’s on offer for Manky Mains?

Clara: [lifting the lid of the pie dish] Main course is shepherd’s pie, and it’s manky indeed!

Natalie: Gemma, your mum says that when she gives an inch you take a mile, so the question to you is how many inches are in a mile? Is it,
63,360?
68,840?
Or 72,690?

Gemma flips her tomatoey fringe away from her eyes and stares into the distance, trying to perform rough calculations with long-forgotten imperial measures. She soon gives up.

Gemma: [shrugging] The middle one?

Natalie: No, it’s actually the smallest of those: 63,360!

Gemma rolls her eyes.

Clara: Which means it’s Manky Mains for you!

Carrying the pie dish, Clara climbs the steps. Gemma again leans forward and covers her face.

Clara: No no! You sit up straight and put your hands down!

Gemma reluctantly obeys. Clara holds the pie dish above Gemma’s head and inverts it. For a second, nothing comes out. Then the mashed potato drops, wet and sloppy, neatly blanketing Gemma’s hair and shoulders. A congealed mass of dark-brown slop swiftly follows, splashing all over Gemma, including her bare legs. It looks so unappetising that the audience’s cheer is tinged with delighted disgust. Siobhan is having the best time of all, laughing heartily and slapping her thigh at her daughter’s dishevelling. Gemma screws her features and sticks out her tongue.

Natalie: Oh dear, Gemma, this isn’t going well for you! Siobhan, you could be on course for a clean sweep here!

Gemma looks daggers at Natalie as blobs of mince and mash slide down into her cleavage.

Natalie: What are the Just Desserts, Clara?

Clara: [pulling the lid off the jug and raising a mischievous eyebrow] Rice pudding!

Natalie: Mmm, my favourite! Last question: Where would you find the islets of Langerhans?
On Neptune?
On Middle Earth in The Lord of the Rings?
Or in the pancreas?

Gemma: [brightening] Oh! I know this one from A-level biology! They’re in the pancreas!

Natalie: Correct!

Siobhan: Damn! [Slaps the arms of the throne and smiles ruefully, learning she won’t be escaping clean]

Clara: Which means that Siobhan will be getting her Just Desserts!

Clara struts over to the throne and climbs a set of steps that are set into the back. Siobhan glances up at her and giggles, then faces forwards and clamps her eyes shut. The rice pudding drops in irregular dollops as Clara tips the jug, filling and flattening Siobhan’s curly hair and splattering onto her torso, some sliding inside her halter top as she shrieks squeamishly. It’s Gemma’s turn to look on and laugh, raising a victory fist.

Clara shakes the last dregs out of the jug, then withdraws down the stairs. Siobhan laughs in good humour as she brushes back her pudding-filled hair.

Natalie: Well, Gemma, you managed to get something on your mum, so well done for that. But I’m not sure why you’re smiling, because with dinner over, it’s time for the entertainment!

Gemma’s face drops in dread, as the yellow-green sludge, stretching before her, returns to the forefront of her attention.

As Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus plays, a long golden chain descends from the rafters to the right-hand side of Siobhan. At the end is a fancy handle, not dissimilar to one for a traditional lavatory, except that it is ‘gold’ and studded with ‘jewels’. It stops at a convenient height.

Clara: Siobhan, I guess you’d prefer not to be wearing rice pudding at this moment, but believe me, this will make up for it. Take a good look at your daughter Gemma, think about the booze tab she’s run up with you, remember the phone calls waking you up in the middle of the night, relive the times she’s puked all over your bathroom. And in your own time, take hold of that golden chain…

Natalie and Clara together: [as they step away to safe distances] And SLING HER IN THE SLUDGE!!

With a supreme smirk, Siobhan fixes her gaze upon Gemma and wraps her right hand around the chain handle. Gemma’s body tenses and she lets out a small squeal. Her tight-clad feet pound the footrest in a spasm.

In a very deliberate motion, Siobhan pulls the chain. Fountains of sparks erupt either side of the catapult, which jerks back so that the beam is horizontal, causing Gemma to scream. Then with a “boing!” the catapult fires. Gemma is pinned by the g-force as the beam flies forward, but as she goes, the seat unfolds, forcing her body to straighten, so that as the beam reaches the vertical position she appears momentarily to be standing on thin air above the sludge.

It is at this point that the beam abruptly stops, and Gemma is depinned from it. Her momentum carries her a couple of metres through the air, covering about a third of the pool’s length, while her angular momentum causes her to tip forwards. Instinctively she thrusts out her arms to defend herself. Her legs also part as she makes her ungainly descent towards her sludgy fate.

She ploughs into the sludge on her fours, her downward facing torso causing a violent splash that splatters the walls of the pool and in some places the floor beyond. The only trace of the eighteen-year-old is a human-shaped imprint on the surface of the gunge, its limbs extended in haphazard directions.

Siobhan cheers ecstatically. Even though she already has an excellent vantage point from her throne, she gets to her feet to witness what will happen next. Below her, the gunge begins to thrash and churn, the sickly shades of green and yellow swirling. Then something begins to rise…

At first, all that rises are piles of claggy sludge. Some of these drop away as the object continues to emerge, and it takes on a vaguely spherical form. By process of elimination this must be Gemma’s head, though no features are discernible and it is not clear where her hair begins and ends. The general area that is her face is predominantly yellow, while the top of her head is mounded with sludge of a green hue. A blob of light blue clings to what might be her nose. Gemma’s eyes cannot be seen, presumably obscured by a mixture of fringe and sludge, but as her chin breaks free of the mire, her mouth bursts open, first taking a gasp of air, then curling and spitting in disgust.

By this point Siobhan is doubled over in hysterics at the sight of her daughter. The audience are also going crazy, many rising from their seats as they cheer.

Gemma clumsily fights her way upwards, one shoulder then the other breaking through. The thickness and heaviness of the goo proves a genuine struggle for her as she continues to splutter and groan. When she eventually fights her way to a standing position, the gunge comes up to her bust, indicating that the pool is indeed set deep into the stage (and it’s worth noting that Gemma is quite a tall girl…). Suddenly she screams and puts her hand to her chest, fearing that her crop-top might have slipped and exposed her. This turns out to be a false alarm, but the large amount of gunk that has entered the garment could easily have given the impression otherwise. Likewise, the miniskirt has provided no protection and she feels the gunge cold and wet against her panties. Slowly Gemma raises her face, casting a rueful glance towards her mum, who continues to clap and cackle.

Gemma: Oh my days!

Just as some sort of calm appears to be descending, so descends a huge batch of gunge from the rafters, just as thick as that in the pool, but a uniform bright green in colour. It catches Gemma right in the face, causing her to duck and stumble back up to her neck in the sludge.

Natalie: [stepping onto the scene] Ho-hoo!! That was immense! That girl has been green about the gills the morning after her nights out, but never quite like this!

Clara: Yes, that was absolutely amazing! The Sludge Sling worked to a tee, and we should see that again in slow motion!

An action replay recounts Gemma’s journey into the air and back down again, laying bare every jolt and spasm. Her fingers claw the air as she extends her arms, desperately searching for something to cling to. A few dollops of shepherds pie flick from her hair as she turns her face to the side. Her arms break into the sludge first, followed by her legs, which splash up a plume of yellowish grime between them. Then finally, Gemma’s front and head plant into the mire.

The scene returns to the present. Gemma is back in a standing position, up to her chest, still somewhat bewildered as she tries, without much success, to wipe the muck from her face and hair.

Natalie and Clara are standing either side of the throne, on which Siobhan has reseated herself.

Clara: Siobhan, my dear, you’ve settled the grudge in spectacular style! How are you feeling right now?

Siobhan: [casually brushing back her rice-pudding-filled hair] On top of the world!

Natalie: Well here’s something to raise your spirits even further. [Hands Siobhan a golden envelope] In there is the all-expenses-paid booking for you and your partner at a luxury hotel and health spa in the Scottish highlands. You’ll also find first-class train tickets, and we’ve thrown in £500 spending money so you can dine out on us!

Siobhan: Wow! Thanks you very much!

Clara: But here’s the real prize! [Holds up a giant certificate to the camera and reads it out]

This is to certify that

 

Siobhan Smith

 

has had the grudge with her daughter

Gemma Smith

settled in her favour, and that accordingly:

‣ Gemma will not ask to borrow money from Siobhan for going out, will get a weekend job, and will not go on any nights out until her debts are repaid in full.

‣ Siobhan has the right of veto over what Gemma wears for a night out.

‣ Siobhan may check up on Gemma at any time of her pleasing.

‣ Gemma will keep by some money for the bus, and will not use Siobhan as a late-night taxi service.

‣ Gemma will not drink so much as to be hideously hungover the next day.

 

Signed,

 

Natalie Lloyd

Clara Quick

 

 

 

 

 

 

Natalie: [pointing to a rectangular placeholder at the bottom of the certificate] And here’s a space for you to add your favourite photo of Gemma in the sludge!

Siobhan: Oh, fantastic! This’ll be taking pride of place in the living room and Gemma will be reading it each time she goes out!

Clara: Glad to hear it! Congratulations and thanks for playing. Everyone please give a massive hand to Siobhan!

The audience cheers as Siobhan brandishes her certificate in the air.

Natalie and Clara stroll to the pool’s edge and titter as they look down on Gemma.

Natalie: Gemma, I hope your ears weren’t too clogged for you to hear all that! The party’s well and truly over for you, lass!

Clara: Speaking of parties, don’t you be tempted to host one while your mum’s enjoying her break in Scotland; Nat and I will be round to check on you!

Natalie: Now, being as you are the first ‘user’ of the Sludge Sling, we’re all very eager to hear: What does it feel like?

Gemma: [pouting from her green-stained face] Cold! Wet! Heavy! Uggghh, I feel sick and not from alcohol this time!

Clara: Great to hear that the punishment is so effective!

Natalie: Gemma, I’m sure you understand there’s no Mallorca holiday forthcoming to you and your mates, but we are going to gift you a Grudge-2-Sludge towel and toiletry pack, and boy do you need it!

Clara: Thanks for taking part and being such a good sport. [To the audience] Let’s hear it for Gemma, please!

The audience applauds and Gemma responds with a wry nod and smile. Siobhan is among those clapping, but that doesn’t stop her bursting into laughter again when a deluge of purple gunge unexpectedly falls on Gemma, causing the girl to shriek and duck again as she receives a fresh coat of colour.

Natalie: Woooo! And the sludge keeps coming!

Clara: Ladies, gentlemen, everyone at home, this has been the pilot episode of Grudge-2-Sludge. We hope to return with a full series in the autumn, but there are certain people upstairs that need to be convinced.

Natalie: But assuming the series goes ahead, we’re looking for contestants. So if there’s someone you have a grudge with – or maybe you know two people who do – then please get in touch and we’ll help you get that grudge settled! You could win a fantastic prize!

Clara: [Gesturing Gemma] …Or you could end up very sludgy!

Natalie: Anyway, that’s all we’ve got time for tonight, so thanks for watching. She was Clara Quick.

Clara: And she was Natalie Lloyd. Good night everyone!

Natalie: Good night!

The audience breaks into sustained clapping and the outro music begins. Natalie and Clara stand by the pool and wave zanily as the camera zooms slowly out. Siobhan gives a regal wave from her chair. Gemma joins in, wearily waving a brightly coloured hand from her place in the pool.

While the music continues, a montage of the show’s highlights plays: a few snippets from the video reels; Gemma and Siobhan shaking on the deal; some scenes from the games, including some of the pieings from Flan the Frauds; the serving of the ‘three-course ordeal’; Siohban triumphantly yanking the golden chain; and finally an alternative camera view of Gemma being fired from the catapult into the sludge and her head subsequently surfacing from it.

CSWL – Cardiff v Norwich – Result

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(This story contains nudity)

“Welcome back to tonight’s CSWL between Cardiff and Norwich. I’m Hayley and I’ll be your presenter for tonight.”

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Hayley is wearing the same black cocktail dress as the previous show, but her lips look a shade brighter from a fresh application of lipstick.

“Before I announce the result, let’s welcome back our guests Alex and Lucy.”

Alex and Lucy walk on, wearing the same clothes as in the preview show.

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“We’ve kept both of our contestants away from the score tonight, so they don’t know yet what’s in store for them!”

Hayley purposely strings out the announcement “I can tell you that there has been a total of 4 goals in the match tonight, 4 bookings, no red cards and no penalties missed.”

Alex seemed to still be very confident and turned to Lucy “Oh dear Lucy, you do know if it’s 4-0, you’ll be getting naked!”

Lucy looked anxious and didn’t offer any response. Instead she looked at Hayley as if to say just get on with the announcement and put me out of my misery.

Hayley beamed “Alex, you still seem to be confident about your teams chances. I can tell you that your confidence has been misplaced”

“What!” exclaimed Alex

“Yes, I can announce that the final result was Cardiff 1 Norwich 3”

Lucy raised her arms in jubilation.

Alex was stunned “But it can’t be! Cardiff are much the better team! How did this happen?”

Hayley was in her element “I am afraid it did happen. It would appear Cardiff made 9 changes to their team tonight and proved to be no match for Norwich. Now without further ado, it’s time for your forfeits. Lucy, would you like to help me administer them?”

Lucy looked completely relieved “Oh yes please”

“Fantastic. Ok, so Alex as you know for 3 goals conceded, you must do all your forfeits in your underwear, so can you please strip”

Alex was still in disbelief as she reluctantly removed her yellow blouse and her blue leather skirt. The audience cheered as Alex was now wearing a black bra, black knickers, black hold-up stockings and black high heel shoes.

“Ok, so for the first goal conceded – it’s custard pie time.”

Hayley and Lucy picked up a creamy custard pie each. Alex grimaced as Lucy thrust hers straight into Alex’s face. Hayley followed up by smashing her pie on top of Alex’s head. Custard splattered down Alex’s hair and face.

“Before we go onto the second goal conceded, there were also 2 bookings that Cardiff received, which means 2 spins of the Forfeit Wheel. Let’s do those now”

Hayley motioned for Alex to spin the wheel, and she duly did. It landed on “Semolina Surprise”

Hayley and Lucy picked up a nearby bucket and between themselves managed to raise it above Alex’s head. The bucket was upturned and Alex shrieked in disgust as the sloppy semolina hit her head and splashed all down her hair, face and body.

“Can you spin a second time please?”

Wiping the semolina from her eyes, Alex spun and watched as it landed on “Shower Time.”

Alex was led to a transparent shower cubicle and ushered inside. Alex screamed as the cold water was turned and completely soaked her as well as washing off most of the custard and semolina.

Eventually the water stopped and a drenched Alex walked out with her stockings glistening.

“I’m absolutely soaked!”

“Ha Ha! Time to move on to the second goal conceded, and it’s the gunge tank.”

Alex was asked to sit inside the tank, and Lucy stood at the side with her hand on the lever. As a dejected Alex looked up towards Lucy, she was greeted with a cheeky grin from her opponent as she gleefully pulled the lever. More shrieks from Alex bellowed out, as she was hit with gallons of thick green gunge. Lucy giggled as she watched Alex get completely covered in the disgusting green slime.

Hayley was quick to move things on “Now that was a good gunging! You will be pleased to know Alex, that there is just one more forfeit for the third goal conceded, which means it’s the dunk tank.”

Gingerly, a gunge coated Alex made her way to the dunk tank and climbed the steps to sit on the chair which was suspended over the tank. She looked beneath her to see a tank full of baked beans. “Urghh! That’s disgusting” she exclaimed.

Lucy was still grinning from ear to ear as she pushed the button which released the mechanism and jolted the seat forward, which propelled Alex into the beans below. Every bit of Alex delved beneath the baked bean surface, and she spluttered and thrashed around until she regained her balance and was able to stand up in the tank.

Lucy couldn’t help but laugh “Alex, you’ve been ‘beaned’ ha ha”

Alex gave her an evil stare as she clambered out of the tank, dripping with bean sauce.

Hayley joined in “Perhaps this will be a lesson for you Alex. Don’t be too confident in your team, as it could come back and bite you in the bum!”

“Ha Ha” was the sarcastic reply from Alex.

“Anyway thank you Alex, that’s your forfeits all over, so you are free to go.”

The lingerie-clad Alex trudged off the stage to appreciative claps from the audience.

Hayley turned to Lucy “Did you enjoy that?”

“Yes definitely. She had it coming!”

“Yes I would agree. Now Lucy, it’s time for your forfeits.”

“Hey, what, no! I guess I was enjoying messing up Alex so much I’d forgotten about that.”

“Yes, there will be a custard pieing for one goal conceded for Norwich, and they also had 2 bookings, so 2 spins of the Forfeit Wheel as well.”

“Oh!”

“Let’s start with the Forfeit Wheel. Do you want to spin?”

Lucy didn’t answer as she spun the wheel and nervously watched as the wheel slowed down and stopped on a segment called ‘Honey Bath”

Lucy gulped as she was led to a bath which had been filled three quarters full of honey. Lucy gingerly stepped in and slowly sat down. You could see the disgust on Lucy’s face as she came to terms with the very sticky and gloopy substance.

“You need to go fully under!”

Lucy took a deep breath and dropped her upper body and head beneath the surface for a couple of seconds, before returning to her upright seated position. She slicked back her hair, and then made her way out of the bath and re-joined Hayley.

“You look a bit sticky there Lucy! How did that feel?”

“Yucky! I’m not sure how I’m going to get the honey out of my skirt.”

“One more spin please”

Lucy obliged and it landed on ‘Strip 2 articles of clothing’

Lots of applause rang out from the audience as striptease music started to blurt out and an embarrassed Lucy slowly removed her top and skirt to reveal that she was wearing very sexy black lingerie of bra, knickers, hold-up stockings and of course her black high heel shoes.

With Lucy looking self-conscious as all eyes were on her sexy body, she didn’t notice Hayley pick up a custard pie and before she knew it, the pie was splatted into her face.

“That’s for the goal that was conceded!”

Hayley smeared the pie onto her forehead and onto the top of her head to get the custard and cream into Lucy’s hair.

“Thanks a lot!” said a sarcastic Lucy.

“You will be pleased to know that it is all over now Lucy, and you are free to go and get cleaned up.” The audience applauds as they watch the sexy weathergirl stride off the stage in her lingerie.”

This leaves Hayley alone on stage as she faces the camera.

Then from out of nowhere, Vicky Gomersall suddenly walks on to the stage and is smiling from ear to ear.

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She has clearly changed clothes since her messing in the Preview Show, and is now wearing a black top, grey trousers and black high heel shoes.

“Hi Hayley. You didn’t think you were going to get away with getting me messed up in the Preview Show, did you?”

“W-W-What are you doing back Vicky?”

“Well Hayley, we all know you are a big Manchester United fan, and we thought we would treat you to some forfeits from the recent Man Utd v Spurs match.”

Hayley shakes her head slowly and let’s out a little smile. “I thought this may be a possibility, as I’ve seen what’s happened to other presenters of this show, so I can’t say I am surprised! I was rather hoping to stay fully clothed and to not get messy, as I have another appointment tonight.”

“Oh yes, and where are you going later?” asked Vicky

“If you must know, I’m going to be a guest on a late night TV chat show. It’s being recorded in the next studio I think.”

“I hope you have a change of clothes Hayley Ha Ha!”

Hayley doesn’t respond but just sighs.

“Oh dear. So you don’t have a change of clothes? You were taking a big risk then, given your chat show appearance later”

Hayley just shrugged her shoulders.

“Let’s get on with this then. As we know, Man Utd lost 3-0 and also received 2 bookings so under the rules, you will need to strip to your underwear before we begin any forfeits.”

Hayley tapped her foot and looked annoyed, as she started to pull the shoulder straps of her dress down. She wriggled her hips as she pulled the black dress down her body until it dropped to the floor. Lots of wolf whistles could be heard as this left Hayley’s fullsome tits in full view. Hayley quickly moved her hands to cover her tits as she cursed under her breath. This also revealed she was wearing a pair of black knickers, black stockings and suspenders, and of course her black high heel shoes.

“Very sexy Hayley! No bra tonight?”

“Nope!”

“Oh well shame for you but good for us! Now onto the forfeit for the first goal conceded, and it’s custard pies.”

A masked man wheeled on a waist-high table and positioned it behind Hayley.

“We need you to turn around and bend over the table please!”

Hayley duly obliged and provided a lovely sight for the audience, as Hayley’s knicker-clad bottom and her long shapely stockinged legs became prominent to all. By bending over at 90 degrees, this meant Hayley was able to squash her naked tits on the table in an attempt to cover her modesty.

Meanwhile the masked man had walked off stage, but had now returned wheeling on another trolley, this time laden with creamy custard pies, and positioned it to the side of Hayley.

In her prone position, Hayley was still able to turn her head and glanced at the trolley “Oh no” she muttered.

No sooner had she mentioned those words, she felt the full force of a custard pie being slapped on her bottom. Vicky followed up with another and another. Hayley’s bottom wobbled with each hit and was soon covered in custard and cream, which streamed down her stockinged legs.

“I enjoyed that very much! Let’s move on to the first booking, and we need to spin the Forfeit Wheel. Hayley, you may as well stay as you are for now!”

Hayley sighed, as the wheel was spun and landed on “Custard Surprise.”

“Oh goody, I like this one.” Vicky picked up a carton of custard with one hand and placed her finger in the elasticated top of Hayley’s knickers with the other. She wasted no time and poured the contents of the carton in.

Hayley gasped at the coldness of the custard, and custard streaks ran down her stockinged legs. Vicky removed her finger and the knicker elastic snapped back into place.

“Tell you what Hayley, you continue bending over, and we’ll spin the Wheel again for the second booking.“

It landed on “Cream Delight”

This time Vicky picked up a bucket of thick cream and slowly poured it over Hayley’s bottom and all over her naked back. For the final dollop in the bucket, Vicky poured it over Hayley’s head.

Hayley stood up, and shook her head to try and rid her hair of excess cream. She then remembered she was topless and resumed holding her tits with her hands.

Vicky was smiling at the state that Hayley was now in. “Ok we can now move onto the second goal that was conceded, and this is a trip to the gunge tank for you Hayley.”

Hayley is walked to the tank and is sat down inside. Vicky does not waste any time, and pulls the lever to release gallons of thick white gunge all over Hayley. Hayley is absolutely covered as the deluge continues for 10 seconds.

“And finally for the third goal conceded, it’s the dunk tank for you.”

“Can you go up the steps at the back of the dunk tank and take your place on the seat please.”

A thoroughly gunged Hayley duly obliges taking care that her tits remained covered from view. She manages eventually to get to the seat and positions herself on it. Her gunge splashed stockinged legs dangle above the tank, as Hayley looks down beneath her. She sees a dark brown substance underneath.

“So Hayley are you ready for your final forfeit. I hope you like chocolate!”

There was no time for Hayley to answer as her seat jerks forward and drops her into the chocolate sauce below. A loud squelch noise was heard as she hits the surface and submerges herself into the sticky substance. Some thrashing around of arms and legs ensued, until Hayley was able to find her feet and stand up in the tank. As Hayley wiped her eyes and ran her fingers through her chocolate saturated hair, the camera zoomed in and got a great view of the topless presenter waist-high in the chocolate sauce.

Vicky laughed “Your tits look great covered in chocolate!”

Again, Hayley realised she was topless and moved her hands to cover them from view.

The producer from the late night chat show that Hayley was booked to appear on, entered the stage, and announced that he needed Hayley to come to the next studio now.

“But I can’t! Look at the state I am in!”

“Sorry Hayley but you need to come now as the chat show is about to start.”

A grumpy Hayley sighed and clambered out of the dunk tank and followed the producer to the next studio, leaving a chocolate trail behind her.

Vicky turned to the camera “That’s another edition of CSWL done and dusted, but stay tuned to the late night chat TV show if you want to see more of a topless and chocolate coated Hayley!”

WMMGP Italian GP – Preview & Qualifying

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As the show began Vicky Gomersall was standing on the stage in a white top and black suit trousers and heels, she smiled towards the camera as the director gave her the cue.

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“Hello I am Vicky Gomersall and welcome to another edition of WMMGP.

Unfortunately Natasha was feeling under the weather today so I have stepped up to help out, this weekend we have the Italian GP and the format remains mostly the same as the previous edition.

On this weekend’s show we have got two lovely women form C4 F1 so please welcome onto the stage first Susie Wolff”

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Susie stepped out and walked over to where Vicky was standing and when instructed she give a twirl to show off her outfit, she had some high heels and a very expensive white dress on which showed her stunning figure. Vicky had a distinct feeling that Susie had absolutely no idea what the show was really about after all she’d been living in Austria with her husband when not at the races.

“Hi Vicky, thank you for having me although I’m not quite sure what is all about but Lee assures me we will have a good time”

“Now for her opponent please welcome out onto the stage Lee McKenzie”.

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The curvier brunette entered wearing a bright orange top and some skinny black jeans and boots she waved to the camera and smiled at Vicky.

“Lee, Welcome to the show and the producers tell me you are a big fan of the CSWL how do you feel to now be on its F1 spin off and potentially getting messy?”

“Hi Vicky, yes that is true I always enjoy sitting down to watch the show, have really enjoyed seeing you getting messy so far this season, I think it’ll be great fun and I’m under no pretence I know I’ll end up messy”

That’s true Lee, you’ll be getting messy and I get the chance to dish it out which I am definitely looking forward to but that’ll come tomorrow after race.

Today we have decided to do things a little differently as Susie has obvious links with Mercedes and Williams we have automatically been allocated to her so we will let Lee pick her first two choices.

“Okay well in that case I’ll choose Ferrari and Red Bull” Lee smiled happy with her picks.

After this Susie was given the option to pick two teams and so she selected Force India and Haas, before Lee was allowed to pick her next two teams she went for Renault and McLaren.

This left only two teams Toro Rosso and Sauber, with Susie taking the former and Lee by default being allocated Sauber.

“For all of you at home tomorrow Lee will be supporting the following teams Ferrari, Red Bull, Renault, McLaren and Sauber.

Meanwhile this means that Susie will want the other five teams to perform Mercedes, Force India, Haas, Toro Rosso and Williams”

So with all of that cleaned up its time for me to reveal a little bonus game based on qualifying the producers have asked me to predict the qualifying results pre-penalties so without further ado here is my prediction.

 

  1. Vettel
  2. Hamitlon
  3. Bottas
  4. Raikkonen
  5. Verstappen
  6. Ricciardo
  7. Grosjean
  8. Perez
  9. Ocon
  10. Leclerc
  11. Magnussen
  12. Gasly
  13. Sainz
  14. Alonso
  15. Hartley
  16. Ericcson
  17. Stroll
  18. Sirotkin
  19. Vandoorne
  20. Hulkenberg

“As you can see I am backing Vettel to take pole position at Ferrari’s home now obviously I’ve put Hulkenberg last due to his penalties from last race and a new engine.

Obviously as you’ll be able to guess I am going to be scored and the better I do the less messy I’ll be getting in our post qualifying show, so please join us in a few hours’ time”

The Saturday morning preview show ended as the lights faded and the three women walked off the stage to watch Qualifying.

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A very resigned looking Vicky stood on the stage she was still wearing her white tight top and black office trousers and heels.

“Hello, and welcome back to our post qualifying special.

Now for those of you that either have keen memories or are big Formula 1 fans you may have realised my predictions earlier didn’t really work out. I was caught out by Ricciardo not running in all of the sessions”

Vicky turned to point to a screen which showed that she had correctly predicted only 2 drivers with Verstappen taking 5th and Magnussen in 11th.

It then moved onto the drivers she’d guessed would finish in the same session even if they were not in the correct spot with 9 drivers names now appearing on the screen.

Okay so obviously you’ll be pleased to know I am not going to be getting away with such a poor showing, please give a warm welcome to Hayley McQueen who was keen for revenge on Vicky after being made to do her talk show appearance naked and messy last time out.

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Hayley McQueen walked out onto the stage wearing a white blouse and a tight short leather skirt and heels, she was also pushing a trolley containing lots of large pies

“Hello, so Vicky you will be facing 9 spins of the wheel for that pathetic performance but before that I have 9 pies on the trolley all with your name on them”

Vicky stood on the spot as Hayley picked up two pies and quickly launched them into her fellow presenter’s face, before Vicky could react another ties pies smashed into her this time targeting her breasts she was then told to turn around to show her arse to the camera as two pies were spread all over her rear.

One more was launched into her back splattering all the way up to her hair, after this event two final pies were applied to her head in sandwich style and Hayley stood back watching all the pie innards sliding down Vicky’s now messed figure, her white top now ruined.

“Okay please spin that wheel Vicky” Hayley said with clear enthusiasm

It landed on [Milk Bath] and so Hayley lead Vicky over to a big bath that some stagehands had quickly brought out and told to her to climb into it, Vicky did as she was told, squealing loudly as the cold milk flooded over her body before she ducked under the surface long enough for Hayley to let her climb out.

The next spin kept have safe with no forfeit before it landed on Ice Bucket, Vicky was told to sit on a chair as Hayley poured a large bucket of ice cold water over the already sodden Vicky who cried out more and more especially when she felt the back of her trousers being pulled back after she stood up for more cold water to be poured down, her bra was now clearly visible through the top.

After this she landed on strip an item and so removed her wet t-shirt which really made no difference to how much she was on display and glad to have been wise enough to wear trousers and not a dress.

Hayley was glad to see some proper mess come up next as a bath of baked beans was brought out and the blonde Vicky climbed into the tub and lowered herself in until she was completely submerged as she tried to come up Hayley lent over and push Vicky back under the surface before she allowed her to recover and climb out of the tub splattering the bean juice all over the floor.

Vicky was happier with the next forfeit when it was revealed that it was only a bucket of gunge, Hayley though keen to enjoy tormenting Vicky upended the bcuekt of green gunge and let it cascade down over the helpless Vicky before lowering the bucket and spinning the wheel on behalf of Vicky whilst she removed the bucket from her head and wiped her eyes clear.

“Well Vicky looks like you have to lose 2 items of clothing so please take off the trousers and your bra”

Vicky slowly removed her trousers bending over to pull them off her high heels before she reached around and unclasped her bra freeing her gunged covered breasts, she made a quick movement to cover them with one arm before she then stepped forwards towards the wheel spinning it with her other one, gratefully seeing it land on 2 pies.

Hayley found two more pies off stage and walked over to Vicky asking her to sit own on a chair after putting the first pie down on it, Vicky did so and she felt the pie innards squelch into her private areas before Hayley slammed another pie into her face.

It was time for Vicky’s finally spin and the she spun it harder than normal as it spun around she wiped more gunge and pie from her body.

“Your final forfeit is a trip to the pillory, please bend over and put your head and arms through these holes” Hayley instructed.

Once Vicky was fully secured, Hayley launched mess at her from various contraptions, she instantly started with a large water pistol like thing that sprayed gunge targeting Vicky’s face before walking around the back of her shooting at her bum Vicky wriggled around in the pillory, she bent forwards and tugged on Vicky’s thong pulling it down her legs.

After this some jets of gunge and custard/cream sprayed at Vicky from several angles ensuring she got a coating of mess everywhere, before finally Hayley picked out some rotten tomatoes and threw them towards Vicky several made direct contact with the intended target the other splashed Vicky with the juices after near misses.

“Thank you all for tuning in tonight, please join us tomorrow after the race for the post-race forfeits for Lee and Susie where both will hope they manage to keep a little bit dignity than my good friend Vicky here”

Vicky could only smile as the show ended and the credits rolled as she remained in position in the pillory as Hayley joined Lee and Susie in walking off the stage.


Lisa’s Belated Trip to the Gunk Dunk

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Hi All

This was the first story I came up with. I was surprised no one had already done something similar given what happened with Lisa Scott Lee and Get Your Own Back. You can probably see certain ideas which then recurred in subsequent stories. I reworked quite a bit of it as wasn’t really happy when I came back to it after publishing the other stories. Still not that happy with the ending but I never really know how to end these after the main event…in someways i’m not sure it matters that much anyway!

I already have a plan for the next story (it will be different!), but still open to suggestions. I’ve had a fair few and obviously can’t do them all. The ones i’m tending to pick are of real people with photos supplied (obviously not for sharing), find it easier to picture the person and create the character. Not sure if i’ll do any other celeb ones, this is probably a one off. Anyway, enough waffle, hope you enjoy!

R

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Lisa’s Belated Trip to the Gunk Dunk

Prologue

Lisa watched H at the top of the ramp. The shimmering pool of gunk with “Deeper shade of goo” written across it. She was relieved that she wasn’t poised up there. She knew that it was very unlikely it was going to be her anyway. H had thrown games and she had only really appeared to balance the sexes out. She was never going to agree if there was any chance she would be sat up there. However, she was conscious throughout the whole day she might have been set up. The sparks fly and he shoots down the ramp and plunges under the gunge with a huge splash. Her heart skips a beat. H throws comes up like a mad man, throwing gunge all over the place. She keeps well out of the way. Thank god today is over, it was fun but she had stayed dry, that’s what really mattered.

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Lisa Scott Lee had reluctantly agreed to the vote. It was for charity and given the rest of her band had seemingly happily agreed, she had little choice in the matter. Besides, there are her 4 other band members involved so the chances of her getting gunged were only 1 in 5.

There had been a huge build up to the vote. It was all over CBBC/BBC for weeks before. Steps were at their peak of fame and Comic Relief was mercilessly using this to pull in as many telephone votes as possible. The premise was simple, a member of Steps was going to be gunged and the general public was to decide. All 5 members had made plea videos. Lisa’s had been shot a few weeks before. She was nervous, her hair was black with loose curls that cascaded beyond her shoulders. Anxiously biting her lip and holding her hands in a prayer formation she pleaded to the camera

“Please don’t gunge me, I’m by far the least annoying member of Steps, gunge H not me!! It will ruin my hair and nails and make me so sad, so pleaseeee don’t gunge me!”

The actual method of gunging was a complete mystery to everyone including Lisa. They had done this to really crank up the tension. Lisa had previously avoided a gunging on Get Your Own Back but did receive a lot of mess via Dick and Dom a few years later. It was cold and messy but she didn’t mind it that much. Though she was very relieved to avoid what happened to H on GYOB, she had witnessed that first hand and that was far worse.

Finally, after a sleepless night Comic Relief came around. The production crew had told them that they would provide the clothes for the gunging so they could wear anything without fear of clothes being ruined. Lisa was wearing smart tight dark blue jeans, white trainers and a black halter neck top. She hadn’t taken the chance with anything more revealing. She had left her black hair long, she had dark eye shadow and red lipstick on. She was dressed casually but still had an air of glamour about her. The plan was for the vote result to be revealed towards the end of CBBC that afternoon, with the gunging happening about half an hour later once everything had been set up. All 5 members of Steps sat together on the sofa with Katie Thistleton presenting for the afternoon. Each member went through another short pleading episode. Apart from H, they were all nervous. Lisa had a slight quiver in her voice as she pleaded again, “please don’t gunge me! Vote for H!”

5pm came, the lines shut. Katie really built up the tension just like the X-Factor.

“In last place, and not getting gunged…is…Faye!” Faye beamed with delight.

“In 4th place…and not getting gunged…is…Claire!” Claire smiled and pretended to wipe her brow in relief.

“In 3rd place…and not getting gunged…is…Lee!” Lee gave thumbs up to the camera and a smile.

“This leaves H and Lisa, one of you two is facing a gunging you’ll never forget”.

Lisa’s heart quickened, but inside she was relatively calm. She was still in it but up against H. Surely everyone has just voted for that irritating pillock. They came together for the final results, H and Lisa put each other’s arms over each other’s shoulders.

“I can reveal…that in second place….and NOT getting gunged….it’s..”

Here it comes Lisa thinks..my name and I’m off the hook.

”….H!!!” Lisa’s heart skips a beat.

“Which means that Lisa is going to get gunged!!”

Her mouth drops wide open with disbelief

“HOOOOW?!” is all she can gasp.

“I’m sorry Lisa, but the nation has spoken and you’re getting it!”

The other band members fell about laughing, H was shocked, he was sure it would be him.

“Well Lisa, we have kept the gunging as a secret until now, so if you want to take this bag it has some clothes for you to wear and might just give it away!”

Lisa reluctantly takes the bag with the clothes in and looks inside inquisitively. Her stomach lurches as she sees the shirt.  A blue t-shirt. Emblazoned on the front was the yellow logo of Get Your Own Back.

“Yes Lisa, you avoided it a few years ago but no chance this time. You’re going to be taking the plunge in the gunk dunk! Lisa couldn’t hear it. Her head was swirling. Her heart was racing. It CANNOT be. Why me?! With that Dave Benson Phillips bursts into the scene. She could hear his laugh before he even appeared.

“OHHHH LISA!! We meet again!” He plonks himself next to her on the seat and grabs her hand.

“I’m afraid there is no escape from it this time..you know what’s about to happen don’t you?!”

Lisa is still lost for words, she shakes her head in disbelief.

“Oh yes, it’s time for Lisa to finally take the plunge in my epic comic relief gunk dunk!”

The segment cut away. Lisa lets herself be taken to a dressing room and was told she could now get changed. They had given her some black shorts to go with the traditional blue GYOB t-shirt. They had told her she would be wearing just that and would need to be barefoot, though she already knew that. She stripped down to her underwear. She had worn some of her expensive bra and panties today, she had never suspected that she would be getting dunked in the gunk dunk. If she’d known she would have worn some cheap Primark ones. She looked at the GYOB uniform; the material of the shirt was quite thin but dark blue V neck t-shirt. The shorts were typical cheap shorts you would have worn when doing PE at school.

“These should be enough to keep me dignified during the experience…well keep me covered at least”

She quickly slipped off her bra and knickers and put on the uniform. She checked herself in the long mirror provided. She looked herself up and down from her pert bust down to her long slightly tanned legs which were now prominently on show from the upper thighs down. She finished looking down on her barefeet and perfectly French manicured toes. She couldn’t believe she was stood there again in this kit, this time ready for a gunging she would never forget.

Her feet felt cold on the floor, she put her socks and trainers back on to keep them warm.  Walking out of the changing room and was met by Cathy the studio manager. She looked down at her trainers and remarked

“You know you can’t wear them”.

“Yes, I know, I know” Lisa sharply replied.

“Let’s just get this over with please”

Cathy chuckled to herself, “Ok, follow me”.

Lisa was led through various corridors before coming to studio 7. As soon as she came through the doors she could see it. The gunk dunk was huge. Bigger than she remembered. Off in the distance she could see the red seat at the bottom of the ramp. Where she was about to be poised and then unceremoniously thrown off. The crowd in the studio erupted, there was a huge number of people here to see her dunked, though she knew this was just a fraction compared to all those at home. She slowly walked towards the circular tank, the walls seemed to grow the closer she got. She eventually made it to the walls. The top of the wall was at her eye level. She could only just see the surface of the gunge if she got onto tiptoes. Her heart fluttered. It was really deep and she is not that tall. At that moment she knew that she was going under. This was going to be very messy.

H came bounding over to her, a big grin on his face.

“Oh LISA! You’re going to have a fab time in there, I can tell you now it’s cold!! It also looks a lot deeper than my trip!”

She felt like slapping him, but again reminded herself this is for charity and lots of money has been raised. She just wished the money could have been raised without her having to get dunked in gunge.

“Ok Lisa, can you take your shoe and socks off and make your way up to the seat please”.

She slipped off her trainers and socks. The studio floor freezing beneath her feet. She slowly walked up the steps on the side of the tank, her legs feeling slightly jelly like. She could now see more of the gunge. Written across the top was “Lisa’s tragedy”. There was a large red nose right in the middle. The colour of the rest of the surface was swirls of yellow, green and red. They had put her plank across the vat and indicated for her to carefully walk across it and get on the red seat. She carefully did this and sat on the seat and put her feet on the foot rest. The seat was metal with padding. It felt cold against her upper thighs, The foot rest was small. Even though she has small feet, her toes were quite long and came over the edge. The gunge was just 1 or 2 inches below this rest. She kept her feet well away from it. The plank was taken away and she was in position. She could now see the whole vat of gunge in front of her. She felt the chill of the gunge. It was cold and now she wished she’d kept her underwear on. Too late now,.

The gunk dunk graphic appeared on the screen and faded away to a close up of Lisa’s worried face. She was biting her lip and shaking her head. The camera slowly pulled out showing Lisa just in her shorts and t-shirt, toes curled on the small foot rest. Her hands balled in her lap. Dave bounds up the steps next to the pool. She hangs her head downwards, shaking it slowly.

“Oh yes welcome to my gunk dunk and our Lisa here is ready for a ride she’ll never forget as she is poised above my special Comic Relief gunk”

The camera cut to Lisa’s face, her eyes now closed and slowly shaking her head.

“I’m afraid the nation has spoken, you’re going down and will be taking a drop into the gunk before you”.

Lisa opened her eyes and leaned forwards slightly, looking at the pool of gunge just a few inches beyond her bare toes. She gave a big audible sigh. Her knees slightly knocking together. It looks smooth and shiny, no lumps but she can tell it is quite viscous, not just coloured water. The studio lights glisten off the surface.

“Trust me Lisa, this gunk dunk is deep deep deep!! I hope you can swim! Are you ready for this?”

She can only manage a quiet “oh no”

She remembers the gunging she got from Dick and Dom and remembers how cold it was, but this was on another level.

“Now you were here when H met his fate so you know what happens next right?”

She nods her head slowly. Sucking in her bottom lip.

“You ask me three questions…” She replies with a quiver in her voice, feeling her heart beat in her throat.

“That’s right, for each one you get wrong we CRANK. YOU. UP and away from the gunge..”

Lisa looks over her shoulder at the track behind her, it seems impossibly long. She knew there would be little chance of avoiding going up to the top.

“Then you’ll be taking trip down into the gunk. So YOU’RE GOING DOWN! But from just how high?!”

She looks again down at the pool, she gives a small shudder. She shuffles her feet left and right anxiously.

“How are you on pop music?” Dave inquires.

“Hopefully I know a bit Dave!” She replies with a nervous smile.

“Well you should know this one. Question one. How many albums have Steps sold to date?”

She shrugs her shoulders and huffs. She only really has a vague idea, she knows that won’t be good enough. They had gone platinum multiple times with their first album.

“I guess about a million?!” she tries

“Oh so close! Actually 1.2 million. Afraid not close enough. WHAT DO WE DO?!”

CRANK HER UP. The crowd enthusiastically reply.

She feels the seat come alive and start up the ramp. Ratchets clicking as she travels up and away. The motion makes her jump. She grabs the tops of her knees and shuts her eyes, drumming her bare heels with the increasing tension.

“ohhhh” She quietly whimpers to herself. Opens her eyes and looks down at the pool now further away.

“Oh bless. Are you having fun yet?!” Dave asks cheekily

“No Dave…It’s not looking good! This is high enough..” She replies with increasing jitters

“Only the first question, things could look a lot worse soon! Question number 2. This one is very easy. Step’s first album peaked at what position….in Japan?!”

It was quickly dawning on Lisa she was only getting impossible questions today.

“ummmm 17?!” She guesses.

“OHHHH, very close!! It was actually 19. Time to move up again Lisa. WHAT DO WE DO??!”

CRANK HER UP.

The seat jerks backwards again, this time quicker. She grabs the underside of the seat, her eyes widen with the bump. The seat stops with a jolt. She rubs the fronts of her bare shins in reassurance whilst pulling an unhappy face, sticking out her lower lip.

“How’s the view now?!”

“Ohhhh it’s really not good Dave! I can’t believe this…” She continues while looking up and shaking her head. Feeling increasingly uneasy. Knowing she was almost at the top and what would happen after.

“Yes this is happening I’m afraid. All down to the nation so don’t blame me! Just one more question then it’s plunge time. Final question..When H was gunged on Get Your Own Back, which level did we drop him from?!”

Lisa knew where this was heading…

”The top” she quietly replied.

“Correct!! And as we are an equal opportunities show, it’s only fair that you get the same treatment..”

“OH NO DAVE! That’s not fair!” Lisa loudy protests, fully knowing this was going to happen anyway.

CRANK HER UP.

The seat starts up one last time. She curls her toes over the rest. She shuts her eyes as she travels up to the final level. Her heart is now pounding in her chest. Butterflies in her stomach. Increasingly rubbing her bare legs nervously. She feels exposed, she really wishes she had left her underwear on, the gunge was going to get everywhere with just shorts and t-shirt on. The seat clunked to a stop. She flexes her toes and looks down at them, shaking her head. Puts her hands back in her lap. She looks up and sees the pool is much further away but knows that soon it will be much closer. Her stomach flips. The seat seems so much higher than when she watched H get it. She cannot believe this is about to happen. It was barely sinking in.

“How’s the view up there Lisa?!”

“Oh it’s not nice at all!” She replies with increasing trepidation. Her voice wavering. Her heart racing.

“well you’re about to come down from there and find out how nice it isn’t don’t worry…Any last words?!”

Lisa recalled how sporting Myleene Klass was before her gunging and how she thanked everyone for voting. She wanted to do the same but was far too nervous about what was about to happen.

“no…” she whimpered..

”let’s just get this over with”. Her eyes fixed on the pool. Her breathing quickening.

“OK Lisa Scott Lee, this is it, your moment of destiny with the gunk dunk. Think it’s time to brace yourself! Let’s count down from 5.”

Lisa doesn’t know what to do with herself. She shaking her head and quietly saying no to herself. Flexing and un-flexing her toes. She cannot believe that this is happening. She’s going into the gunk dunk. She thought she’d escaped.

“5…4…3…2…1…let’s plunge her in the gunk!!”

She feels a clunk underneath her and the seat jumps forwards. It accelerates very quickly. She is rushing so quickly towards the pool she loses her balance. The speed forces her to lean back, both of her knees are flexed, her feet come off the small foot rest, the bare soles of her feet up at hip level. It’s a comical sight with her legs and feet in the air, her eyes wide with the shock of the speed and the force of the seat. Her hair flapping in the breeze. Her arms stretched out in front of her, trying to keep her balance on the rapidly descending seat.

“Oh god! Here it comes” she thinks. Eyes fixed on the pool rushing up to meet her. Her heart pounding in her chest. She gives a wail with a crescendo as she gets to the bottom

She feels something cold splatter on her head. She gives a loud squeal and shuts her eyes. The purple gunge splatters her legs and top of her head. She wrinkles her nose and gives a grimace.

She hears the crowd cheering. Before she can react the seat suddenly stops and tips. She feels herself flying through the air and takes a breath in and holds it. She instinctively puts her hands down to try and break her fall.  She hits the surface pool right in the centre of the red splodge with her knees still bent and soles up, backside and palms of hands break through the surface first. She crashes completely under the gunk with an almighty splash. Waves rebounding all over the surface like a stormy sea. She hits the bottom of the pool with her ass. The gunge rushes in everywhere. Rushing in her ears and nose, disorientating her. She feels her shorts and t-shirt completely fill. She was enveloped in the gloop. It was thick and slimy, clinging all over to her.

After 3 or 4 seconds, her toes find the bottom and she pushes herself up. She bursts through the surface and gasps. Her mouth is wide open in shock. She was right about how deep it is, on her tip toes the gunge comes up to her neck. Her head bobs there, hair completely matted to the side of her head. Her face covered in yellow and green splats. Gunge running off her nose, ears and down her face.  Her eye shadow running. She is completely unrecognisable. More purple gunge cascades down on top of her. She yelps and shuts her eyes again. It’s cold and she has never felt so messy. She looked like a drowned rat, completely drenched in gunge. This was much worse than she even imagined. She was glad that the gunge was covering her up as the cold had stiffened her nipples. She’d have to be careful when she eventually gets out. The same for her shorts which were now full of gunge and pulling downwards. She kept a grip of them, knowing that losing them in the tank would have been a disaster. The kit wasn’t offering much protection; she might as well have been fully naked. She would ask for towels before she got out to warm up and keep her modesty intact. The gunge finally clears out of her ears, she can hear the cheers from the crowd.

“Wow, that was unbelievably messy!” Dave exclaims.

“Really nasty gunging, how do you feel Lisa?”

“Slimy. Soaked! Disgusting! Oh it’s so nasty Dave! Just want to get out now please!”

She tried to walk towards the edge of the tank but the pool was very slick at the bottom under her toes. As it was so deep she slipped backwards and back under the gunge. She quickly reemerged and grabbed the side of the pool and pulled herself back up, gasping with the surprise. Puffing out her cheeks. Her hair is slicked back and now multi-coloured with the gunk.

“Well Lisa is certainly having a fun time in the gunk. Thanks to everyone who called and voted to send Lisa on a special trip of a life time. Certainly one she will never forget!”

Lisa finally smiled, and shook her head. She was slimy, cold and soaked, but glad that it was over. She had finally faced the gunk dunk after avoiding it all those years ago.

“Thank you for being such a good sport Lisa, we’ll let you get cleaned off now! Goodbye everyone,byeee!”.

Dave waves to the camera. Lisa starts to wave too, smiling and laughing. They show an ultraslow motion clip of the gunging. Legs in the air, the seat throwing her backside first right into the middle of the pool, plunging under making huge waves and coming up completely gunged with her mouth wide open with shock.

Her band mates come and meet her at the edge of the tank.

“WOW, that was incredible” exclaimed Faye, “I’d rather you than me, you got destroyed!”

Lisa laughed, “ God I never thought I’d end up in here, it’s so messy, you’re all so lucky!”

H replied “Well I’ve been in once, It aint nice is it?”

“Your turn next Faye!!” Claire chirped.

“Haha, NOT. A. CHANCE” Faye firmly replied. Lisa, although gungey cold and wet, let herself float on her back, her now green toes poking through the surface. She had never imagined at the start of the day that she would end up in the famous gunk dunk. This really was an experience she would never forget and she was in no hurry to repeat. But she had taken it in good grace and was pleased she had raised so much money for Comic Relief. You can run, but the gunk dunk will eventually get you it seems!

 

The end.

Grudge-2-Sludge – Auditions Open!

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Do you have a long-standing vendetta with someone? Is there someone with whom you are always daggers-drawn? Do you yearn to get one-up on your rival, and win a fabulous prize in the process? Are you ready to fight to the death (well, moderate sogginess) to claim eternal bragging rights? And are you prepared to risk a very sludgy humiliation at your rival’s hands if you lose? If so, Natalie and Clara want to hear from you!

Ok, so I’m going ahead with it.

You might recall that I used to take on WAM story commissions, but that I stopped about half a year ago. My main reasons were that I let the queue get too long, the workload got out of hand, and that I burned out somewhat creatively. I know that there are a couple of people who requested commissions which I ended up not undertaking, and to those people I apologise. If I do resume general commissions in the future, I’ll be in touch about your requests, but for the moment I prefer to do something more set-piece, manageable and – let’s face it – lowbrow.

In that vein, I’m offering a series of slots for people to submit their own characters for episodes of Grude-2-Sludge, which will be posted publicly. These will be more restrictive than general commissions, but on the plus side they’re also cheaper.

Please click here for details. Ms Lloyd and Ms Quick are waiting for your application…

When Tori Forgot…

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Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.

The following story contains nudity and scenes of a sexual nature.


So this is my first attempt at writing a WAM story, after much cajoling from a few people in the community. One of you might even remember talking about this idea in the past!

All the same, I don’t consider myself a writer, so there’s probably lots of ways for me to improve. To any other authors here that read, I’d greatly appreciate your feedback for any future efforts!


“Alright, you can open your eyes now…”

Simple words, but laced with excitement and anticipation. What was I going to find when I opened my eyes? Why was it something that had been kept hidden from me so far?

It was dark. Not pitch-black by any means, but dimly light and it took a few seconds for my eyes to adjust to the low lighting here, wherever “here” was. Blinking away the darkness, the first thing to take shape in front of my eyes was the familiar form of my girlfriend of five years (Well, five years and eleven days to be precise, but I’ll get to that shortly), Isabelle. She was a gorgeous woman of 30 years, with lightly tanned, flawless skin, that even now seemed to shine despite the darkness and hazel hair that fell in perfect ripples past her shoulders to frame her face, and what a face it was! She had brown eyes, the kind you could get lost in, somehow both incredibly sharp and alert, but also warm and affectionate all at the same time, with a cute button nose and plump lips. She wore minimal make-up – she didn’t need anything more than that – sporting a little bit of eyeliner, some blush and a shade of magenta lipstick that not only stood out enough to catch anyone’s eye, but also conveyed Isabelle’s sense of mischief. It wasn’t the ordinary pale pink or ruby red you saw, it was a bit different, it was a bit bold, a bit fun… a bit naughty. It goes without saying that such a goddess of a woman would have an equally divine body, a slim, toned stomach, with perfectly pert breasts, and wide hips, leading onto lusciously toned legs. She may only have been 5’3” tall, but my Izzy was every inch of flawless beauty. She was wearing the same clothing she’d had on in the restaurant, a pair of black high heels, some jewellery and a little black dress with lace sections across the chest and stomach, giving glimpses of cleavage and bare skin beneath. The dress stopped short of running halfway down her thighs, but I didn’t mind that and I doubt anyone else that saw her tonight was disappointed either.

She was grinning mischievously, like the perennial naughty schoolgirl that had never quite grown up. It was a look that suggested she’d done something she found amusing, something exciting and something that would almost certainly get her in trouble, all at once. It was a look that said she was getting exactly what she wanted, no matter what anyone else said or thought. I was used to that look – I saw it a lot – so I knew immediately that it meant this was something she hadn’t just organised, but something she’d been looking forwards to a lot and, instantly, I felt vulnerable and just a little nervous. It was a giddy kind of nervousness, I was excited by it, but it was very clear right now that Isabelle was in charge here, not me. As she stood before me, framed by light from an unknown source behind her, she held the satin black blindfold I had been wearing moments earlier in one hand, and my silver high-heeled sandals in the other.

We’d been having dinner in Il Piatto Vuoto, one of the most fashionable, most exclusive Italian restaurants in the city, so we’d both dressed for the occasion. Isabelle in her black dress, and me in my favourite outfit, an emerald green sleeveless number that clung to my slender frame like it was soaking wet, highlighting every curve, accentuating my slim figure and showing off plenty of skin with its deep, plunging neckline. It drew the eye towards my cleavage, though my cleavage did that enough on its own, but why not help guide the eye from time to time? Not to sound arrogant or anything, but I knew full well that Isabelle and I had turned more than a few heads, both male and female, all throughout the night. Once dinner was over, she had revealed that she had a surprise lined up for me, and then led me outside to our waiting taxi. This was when she gave me the blindfold and then handed our driver a piece of paper with an address, so as not reveal anything to me. I was game for a bit of mystery, so I’d pulled on the blindfold without fuss and after what seemed like almost an hour in the taxi, we had arrived at the venue. Isabelle had held my hand throughout the journey, but barely spoke, leaving me to listen to the gentle hum of the engine, punctuated by the occasional car horn, siren, or screech of brakes. It left my mind racing as to what was going on, especially since I knew our flat was only fifteen minutes or so from the restaurant, so she obviously wasn’t taking things home just yet.

On arrival at the secret location, Izzy had unlocked some doors, leading me through them and along a corridor where our heels clicked beneath our feet, providing an impatient metronome to match my mood. We’d then moved onto a wooden floor, I could tell by the quieter thud of my heel on it, compared to the sharp clacking, and it was then that Izzy told me to stand still. She had then undone the straps on my sandals, before dragging her black-painted fingernail over the top of my foot and then instructed me to step out of my shoes, onto the floor. It was cool, but not cold, with the soft feel of older wood to it, and as Isabelle then led me on, I felt the wood give way to thick shaggy carpet, before returning to wood. I would guess it was a rug, but what sort of place were we in to have such a luxurious rug? No nightclub would have such a thing, and if this had been a hotel, then where was the familiar hustle and bustle of other guests? Instead, I was treated to the sound of silence, broken only by the noise of our footsteps, and in the air, there was a faintly warm smell, like that accompanying bright lights, or the first time you turn on a heater in winter. I was clueless to where we going, but I was then led up a flight of wooden stairs that quietly creaked beneath us, all before Izzy made me shuffle past her to stand facing her. She took the blindfold, and then told me to open them… and here I was, still no wiser to where I was, or what was happening.

In the near-darkness, I could see Isabelle, and as my vision blurred into focus further, I could see the top of a staircase, curving back down below, to where the lights were coming from. Up here, I wasn’t able to see much other than that familiar smile.

“Still unsure?” she asked, with a slightly sing-song tone to her voice, the same one she always used when she was teasing or mocking me. “Perhaps you should turn around, maybe then you’ll catch on?”

Slowly, and with my heart thumping inside of my chest, I turned around. I was still blinking, trying to get my eyes to adjust to the low lighting, when I saw a sort of circular platform that I could only liken to a strange lift shaft at first. I’ll admit to have done more than my fair share in drinking two bottles of champagne during dinner, so my mind and my reactions were as fuzzy as my own eyesight, but as it came into focus, Izzy hit a switch behind me that light everything up.

It took a second for my eyes to adjust to the brighter lighting, but once they did, I knew exactly where I was stood. I’d been here once before, almost five years ago, on one of my first dates with Izzy. I was stood on a wooden balcony, atop a staircase, in a grand old house… inside of a television studio.

To be specific, the “grand old house” was better known as Crinkly Bottom to the public, and it was home to Nigella’s House Party(some… strange interactions on social media had meant Noel was never going to host another BBC show, so the busty foodie had taken his place with aplomb), which had been a regular part of Saturday night television on the BBC for the past few years. Isabelle had been working on the show as a junior when we first met, and had brought me and a few friends here a couple of years ago for a backstage tour, before letting us watch a live recording. Since then, Izzy had risen through the ranks to become the show’s assistant producer. At almost midnight, I knew we were alone here, there was no audience today, no Nigella Lawson and no doubt in my mind as to why we were here. When I’d been here before, Izzy had led me up these stairs, to the cart that was used for the gungy “tour” of the house, and told me to get in, threatening to send me round and give me a royal mucking. It had given me a giddy kind of fear three years ago, but she had been bluffing and despite putting me on edge for the whole of the recording, no gunge came my way and instead they sent some middle-aged bloke from the far end of the audience on a tour instead.

“You’re must be joking,” I muttered, not words I meant, but just words that escaped my lips as my brain ran on autopilot and I stared dumbfounded at the cart that carried victims on their tour of Crinkly Bottom. Izzy had teased me about sending me on a gungy ride a few times before, but for the first time ever, it dawned on me that she was serious now.

“Oh, babe, this is no joke,” she said, causing me to look back at her, spotting that wicked grin stretching from ear to ear, full of delightful mischief. “After all, Tori, you did forget our anniversary, and you did tell me you’d do what it took to make it up to me.” Somehow, her smile grew wider and cockier as she pointed at me, my heels still in her hand as she stretched out a finger and singled me out, “Yes, you did well getting us a table at that Italian, and I do love the necklace you bought for me, but… well, you did say you’d do anything, and I’m going to take you up on that offer! Besides, it’s just some good, clean, fun, wouldn’t you say?”

I laughed, “I’m not sure about clean.”

“Perhaps not,” she replied, stepping closer to me, “But if you want to be forgiven for forgetting our anniversary, after five years, something that really shouldn’t happen… well, I think you know what to do!” and, as if such a statement needed punctuating, she pressed her pointing finger to my chest and gave me a playful nudge with it, forcing me to step backwards as my bare heel found itself on the cooler grated surface of the cart’s floor.

I took another step back to steady myself, wholly aware that I was now stood in the car, as I curled my toes between the metal slats, feeling my heart race as Izzy looked on with an almighty grin. “Well, fine,” I muttered, almost unable to believe I was even saying it out loud, “How about a kiss for luck, before I start my journey then?”

“How about no?” she replied, before giving a devilish cackle. Immediately, her hand reached out to grab the lever on the wall, releasing a shower of sparks as the ground beneath my feet shook and lurched into life.

With a gasp, I found myself unsteady and quickly sat down, pointing up at Isabelle as she rapidly disappeared from view. “You bitch!” I called out to her, my own tone matching hers for teasing now, “You’ll regret that!”

I could just about hear her reply – “Watch your language, I’ll make sure you wash your mouth out for that” – before she vanished completely and I found myself descending into darkness…

I suppose I should probably tell you a little bit about myself now, and just how I wound up in this slightly ridiculous situation.

My name is Victoria Masters, I’m 32 years old and I’m one half of the breakfast show on a regional radio station. I’m about 5’8”, and slim, with pale skin and long, straight ginger hair, though I’m blessed not to have the onslaught of freckles that so often accompanies such a complexion. I work hard to keep my figure slim, as my job and lifestyle don’t really lend themselves to it, it’s far too easy to sit at the desk and snack during the songs, and you spend so much time sitting down, too. First world problems, sure, but it does mean I have to drag myself to the gym to keep the pounds off, though at least I can go in the afternoons when it’s quieter. I keep up a strict regimen of cardio, weights and yoga, and I never neglect leg day, despite the temptation. It works too, keeping me toned, fit and supple, and with Izzy around, those traits are more necessary than you’d think. One thing I didn’t have to work for was my breasts, which are easily my second-most eye-catching feature (after my bright red mane) and came free, courtesy of genetics. I know my strong points and how to show them off, which is funny, considering that most of the time people don’t see me and just have to make do with listening to my voice instead.

I live in a top-floor penthouse flat with my girlfriend, Isabelle, and our tortoiseshell tabby, Flynn. We’ve been dating for just over five years and living together for almost three, and quite honestly, things couldn’t be going better for us. We’ve got a nice flat, enough money to live comfortably and a very close relationship, we both love our jobs and it’s all going swimmingly. Sure, working breakfast radio means I’m up and out early, while Izzy works days and evenings for the BBC, but we still get plenty of time together, and while I might be the one that gets spotted in the street sometimes, she’s definitely the one bringing home the bacon. She works hard for it too, putting in far longer hours than I do, so when we are together, we try to have as much fun as we can, and Izzy certainly knows how to have fun! She’s full of energy and ideas, both good and bad, but mostly they’re just… well,they’re naughty. Fair to say, I’ve never known anyone, male or female, with a libido to match Izzy and no matter what we get up to, she still seems to have fuel in her tank and it can be exhausting sometimes! She teases me that I’m getting old (among other things – she loves to tease), but she’s clearly the one with the problem, not me!

As for how we got here, well, things have been manic for both of us, really. Some of our best friends got married in the Maldives a month ago and it seems like it’s been constant ever since. Poor Flynn’s starting to slow down with age, which isn’t unreasonable, given that I’ve had him since I was 16, so I’ve been taking him to the vet recently, just to check there’s nothing deeper, and once Tom and Pamela were back from their honeymoon, we had to get together for drinks and photographs, and then there was Bryan’s birthday, and Angela had a barbecue, just because it was a summer, and then there was all the World Cup hype too… my head’s been all over the place.

I know, I know, it’s no excuse. That’s probably why I didn’t put up much of a fight, and if I had been dead set against it, I could certainly have made it out of here clean. It’s not even down to being taller and fitter than Izzy, it’s simply that if I’d made any sort of refusal, she would have backed down. She might like being a bit bratty here and there, but she’s not in the habit of forcing things on people, no matter who that person is or what they forgot. That said, I could see the glint in her eye that said she wanted to do this, there was even a look that said she was proud of herself, having set up something like this – I don’t doubt that it took a bit of work to rig up the cart, especially if she has done it alone, and she got us here without spoiling it all before the grand reveal. No, I guess, part of me feels that maybe I did deserve it and part of me thinks maybe Izzy just deserves to see her efforts rewarded. Besides, turnabout’s fair play, isn’t it? I’ll get her back for this some day.

Maybe. We’ll see.

My decent into darkness came to a stop with a hefty clunk that caused the entire cart to lurch somewhat, swinging backwards and then forwards. Down here was very dark, darker than it had looked when I’d watched episodes of it on TV with Izzy, as if maybe she hadn’t turned all of the lights on for our little exploit. Maybe that was so as not to draw too much attention to the studio, considering it was meant to be shut at this time of night, or maybe it was because they were no cameras recording it that needed the light, or maybe it was just to keep me on my toes about what was going on. It’s harder to avoid what you can’t see coming, right?

The cart then lurched again, forwards this time, as the chain started to haul it along the track, pulling me into the looming darkness up ahead. I tried to get comfortable in the cart, as best as I could anyway – the seat was large enough that I didn’t have to worry about slipping and it had a leather cushion affixed to the top, presumably for both added comfort, and because it could be wiped clean. I suspected it would take more than just a wipe to clean me up once done here, although I had no idea what was in store. The cart seemed to move slowly, far more slowly than it looked to move on television, or was that just because my own nervous anticipation made each passing second feel like an hour?

Fortunately, I was brought out of the pitch-black before those seconds really did turn into hours. The cart was dragged through a series of damp felt-like tendrils that hung from above, like a beaded curtain, but far wetter and far worse. The various lengths slapped against my bare arms and thighs first, then against my face as I was dragged through and, whilst it was only water that they were soaked with, it did enough. I could feel the cool damp on my skin, even once the tendrils had moved past me and I could feel the water soaking into my limited clothing, but I also knew it had dishevelled my hair and caused some of my make up to either smear or run. The weather forecast had been for a warm, dry evening, so I hadn’t bothered with waterproof make-up… at least it wouldn’t be seen by too many people, and hopefully I would be able to get a shower when this is all over anyway!

The last of the sodden felt arms groped at my head and shoulders as I moved out of them to find myself in a somewhat better-lit area, where I could at least see my own hands in front of my face. A quick check had confirmed that it was only water that the tendrils had been soaked in, but it was enough to leave my dress looking a shade darker where it had been dampened too. I’d often thought that the dress clung to me and moved like water, it was almost a second skin, and here it was, wet and getting wetter… and clinging even more tightly to my body all the while. Every movement I made tugged the dress this way and that and I had to resign myself to the likelihood that the water alone might ruin the dress (instructions clearly stated dry-clean only) before the gunge even had chance. By this point I was well and truly committed, so I smoothed out my dress as best as I could, adjusted my cleavage and slicked my hair back, just in time to feel something wet and decidedly heavy slosh down over my bare legs!

I had been sat with my right leg crossed over my left, quite normal for any woman in a dress, and given that this dress was a bit short, it left a lot of leg exposed. The gunge, which was a thick and slightly translucent shade of green, had impacted just above my knee, on my thigh, before splattering off all around, slopping down my toned, pale calf, towards my feet, but also further up my thigh and onto my dress. It seemed like a bucket-load, though I had no real reference point for the volume, and it felt slightly cooler than room temperature as it clung to my leg. I felt slightly proud of myself for not squealing at the sudden shock of it, something probably helped by the neutral temperature of the gunge, and perhaps also that it was over my legs and not my head to start with. Izzy knew I could be jumpy, she’d taken me to enough horror movies to know that and I didn’t doubt she expected me to put on something of a show for her. I smiled momentarily, sure she would get her wish in the end, but I wasn’t going to just give in and make it easy for her – where was the challenge in this?

The cart had continued to trundle along the track, slowly turning a bit to the right, then back and to the left, back to central. I knew it could turn a full circle, I remembered seeing it on television, but as it swung towards the left, more gunge flew in my direction. This lot was the same shade of slightly see-through green, but it was either thrown with more force, or from higher up, because it landed right on my lap, soaking through my dress to cling to my stomach, the tops of my thighs and, of much greater concern right now, my own underwear. I knew full well that my underwear wouldn’t hold up to much of a barrage, though my dress would take the direct contact, leaving just the cool wet sensation to soak through and, as I felt it soak through my knickers to the skin below, I found myself feeling a lot more vulnerable. I was no more exposed than I had been, and the gunge wasn’t getting through my dress or into my underwear, but the wet sensation was and, coupled with everything else, it was enough. I still hadn’t started screaming, and beyond some gunge soaking into the midriff of my dress, my upper body was still clean, though I suspected Izzy was working her way up me, so it would be just a matter of time before she rectified that with a bucket of goop. That said, feeling it soak into my underwear did elicit a bit of a grimace and a quiet murmur of discomfort as I shuffled about on my seat.

Both gunge barrages had come from the same side and the second one had been accompanied by a quiet grunt, no doubt from someone hefting a full bucket of gunge my way. My suspicions were that it was Izzy hurling the buckets herself, and that during a normal show, there would have been people on both sides, so she was left doing her best. As I sat there, the gunge dripping from my dress and thighs into the bottom of the cart below me, a little spark went off in my mind and my grimace shifted instantly to a devilish little grin. “Is that your best shot?” I called out into the semi-darkness, sure that Izzy could hear me even if I couldn’t see he. “You haven’t even touched my face,” I added, confident that for as much as she might appreciate slopping my legs with gunge, she was definitely more interested in going for my upper body.

Gripping the underside of the chair with both hands and thinking back to the times I’d seen this happen to someone else before, I knew that the corridor would have a third gunging before the cart moved into another section of track. Digging my fingers in, I kept my legs crossed and then leant back, holding my head and hair out over the back of the cart. Yes, it left my chest and cleavage woefully exposed, but if I was right, this would keep my face out of the gunge, so long as Izzy didn’t notice that I’d moved too much. I bit my bottom lip and shut my eyes, I was actually excited to find out what would happen, if I’d actually managed to out-smart her plan.

I didn’t have to wait long to feel something cool, wet and thick splatter across my chest! It did splash up, a bit onto my neck and the underside of my chin, but thanks to the back of the cart acting as a pivot, I had been able to flex back enough to keep my face out of the impact. For a brief second, I thought I could hear grumbling from off to the side and hoped it was true. This gunge had been more yellow, still a bit translucent, and still cool, so as I let go of the seat and sat back down more normally, I couldn’t help shivering, before bringing both hands up to scrape the gunge from my chest, flinging handfuls down into the cart beneath me. Some had made its way into my cleavage and was squelching against my breasts as it slid further into my dress or my bra, and the sensation was cold and just a bit gross. In retrospect, it struck me that if Izzy had gone a little lower and the gunge had landed in my cleavage, things might have suddenly become very unpleasant indeed, because the feeling of thick, cool, claggy sludge oozing over my breasts and around my sensitive nipples is something vile and unforgettable. I hoped very much that my knickers would do a better job of protecting my nethers than my bra had done for my breasts, indeed, the cups just seemed to channel the gunge towards my nipples and both felt as if they were being treated to a sloppy gunge bath. I tried to fish some out of my cleavage as best as I could, but as the cart lurched to the right around a banked corner, I found myself with other priorities. I slid forwards, the chair slicked enough to make that all too easy and uncrossed my legs, using my feet to steady myself before adjusting my position and seating back down. I stretched out my arms beside me, letting them rest along the top of the cart as I brought my legs up and propped them up opposite, my heels resting on the leather seat pad as I wriggled my toes with a grin.

The corner completed, the cart slowed right down to a stop and instantly, my vision was obscured by a wall of thick yellow gunge that poured from above with some force. This wasn’t Izzy throwing buckets any more, it was the first actual hopper of gunge, designed to turn its target into a complete and utter mess, soaked to the skin in gunge, giving them nowhere to hide. The gunge sloshed down into the cart, splattering all around, and even though it wasn’t especially cold, I couldn’t help screaming and squealing at the top of my lungs. I curled my toes in disgust as the messy custard-yellow onslaught continued and, over my own gasps and whimpers, and the sound of the gooey deluge, I could hear the tip-tap of high heels on a solid floor.

“Let’s get a loo-” shouted Izzy as she emerged from behind the far wall to look me in the eye. She gasped and her jaw visibly dropped in shock, before her eyes narrowed into a glare. “You rotter!” she shouted, wrinkling up her nose in annoyance, “Oh, you’re going to pay for this!”

I laughed and wriggled my toes at her like a wave as the last of the yellow gunge dribbled down over them. My feet were covered, my lower legs were pretty messy and the leather seat was soaked… and I’d had the best view of all, perched up on top of the opposite side of the cart, gripping the frame with both hands and my soles pressed against the seat to hold myself in position, all just to screw with Izzy. And it had worked. She’d been so keen to get a look at me that she hadn’t had chance to check where I was so all that gunge had gone all over my feet and ankles, and my face and hair had been left relatively unscathed. Sure, there was some back-splatter, but it was mostly further up my legs or on the bottom of my dress, it certainly wasn’t where Izzy wanted it to be and, allowing myself a very smug grin, I stuck my tongue out at her as she flipped me the bird and vanished back into the darkness.

I knew my journey wasn’t done, and I knew my little stunt would ensure that Izzy gave me the worst she could offer, but hey, relationships are all about winning and for those brief seconds, I won the jackpot at a time when Izzy thought she couldn’t lose.

All the same, though, I’ve always been a good sport about her teasing, and I could tell she’d gone to a lot of work to set this up, so I wasn’t about to ruin it. Standing up, which was no mean feat given how messy my feet and the bottom of the cart were, I wiped the leather seat with my hand, scraping off a lot of the custard-coloured goop, before sitting back down on it. It squelched under my bum, and I could feel the damp soaking through my dress and knickers again, but somehow, I didn’t feel as vulnerable any more. Perhaps I’d taken some tiny measure of control here that had calmed such nerves, I thought, before the cart lurched back into life and I was left to wonder just what else Izzy had for me, and just how much worse things would be made for me now.

The cart carried on in its eventful journey and I could see a corner shortly ahead. There wasn’t long now, I was pretty certain that this corner would lead around to the fireplace and the inevitable grand finale to this gungy journey. The floor of the cart was already slicked with gunge and with my feet covered already, all I could do was sit here, splashing them around and waiting for the inevitable. The cart slowed further and I soon found myself at a snail’s pace as I neared the corner, and I didn’t doubt that this was Izzy’s doing and part of her revenge for me avoiding the yellow stuff. As the cart trundled on, I heard a click, and within seconds, jets up ahead began pouring out thick, creamy foam. It wasn’t like bath bubbles or the kind you got at a rave, this stuff was heavier and more solid, it clung to anything it touched, instead of just sliding off and the closest thing I could compare it to would be something like shaving foam, but even that isn’t quite as thick.

This was why the cart had slowed down. Izzy wanted me covered, because as I approached, the angle of the jets was coating my chest and cleavage firstly, working up slowly towards my neck, jaw and face, slathering me in the white goop. I brought my hands up to clear my eyes and blew it from my mouth, but it carried on and it just seemed to pile up, even on itself, until it got too heavy and splattered down into my lap. Even then, there was plenty more coming and despite my efforts to wipe it away, I still wound up covered! It felt like an eternity, with the cart moving so slowly and the foam pouring out so continuously, but eventually the tanks ran dry and I was free from the gooey white onslaught. It was then that the cart sped up, and having become used to the slow pace, it caught me out when I was reminded of just how quickly it could go. I sailed down the last section, around the band and out, past the fireplace to stop just in front of it as I heard a slap of bare skin on solid floor and saw Izzy come running across with her shoes in her hand.

“No time to waste on heels,” she said, smiling as she looked me over, probably getting a good look at me for the first time, now that I was out in the open. It was much better-lit here, so she could easily assess things and, that was certainly what she did. She moved around the cart, peering down at my thighs and legs, which were still the gungiest part of me, as well as checking out my hair and even leaning in to check that it had gone down my cleavage. I wasn’t powerless to stop her by any means, I just couldn’t help but go along with it, letting her have her fun and simply offering up an anxious smile as she looked me over.

“Is it to your liking, mistress?” I asked, with emphasis on the mock title.

She tapped her chin thoughtfully, “I have to say, despite your complete and utter lack of sportsmanship with the yellow gunge, I think I’ve still done a good job. The foam’s everywhere, and there was enough gunge earlier on… yes, I could probably call this satisfactory revenge.”

“Really?” I asked, blinking, looking up to her in earnest. “You’d spare me the final gunging and take it yourself?”

“Don’t push your luck,” she scolded, with an amused smile that said she might even have considered it. “No, all you need to do now is get down on your knees and beg me to forgive you for forgetting our anniversary, and I’ll let you go.” Folding her arms, Izzy smirked down at me, “Oh, and don’t think you can take forever, you’ve got, like, five seconds at most before I withdraw this one time offer!”

I wasn’t going to hang around. Immediately, I flung myself on my knees in the foamy, gungy mess at the bottom of the cart and then clasped my hands together as I looked up at Izzy. Sure, she’d gloat about this, but I wasn’t above begging, and if it gave her a happy ending and spared me the worst stuff, then I was all for it. “Izzy… Isabelle… I’m so, so, sorry for forgetting our anniversary. There’s no excuse or justification I can offer to make it right, either, because something as important as the day we started dating should never slip my mind. Every day we’ve spent together has been wonderful and I consider myself the luckiest woman alive to have met you, and I know you’ve already given me another chance to make that up to you, but if you can forgive me now, then I can promise that it will never happen again.” I looked down at myself and laughed, “This ruined emerald dress will be a reminder that I don’t want it to happen again,” I added, before looking back up to her. “Please, Izzy, I’m sorry. Look deep inside of your heart and you’ll know it, and that I’ve done all of this to make it up to you, from the dinner, all the way through to stepping into that cart. I’m sorry, please forgive me.”

Izzy smirked in response. I could tell she was enjoying this, but I hardly minded, in a way, it had all been so ludicrously over the top that I had no choice but to enjoy it. She stepped towards the cart and pointed at me, “Get up,” she said, motioning towards the chair. I thought my efforts might not have been good enough, to be honest, I suspected that nothing I could have said would have been good enough to sway her, but it had certainly been worth a try! All the same, I was going to take this with as much dignity as I could muster, so I stood up, taking a moment to wipe my face clear again, before proceeding to do the same with my dress. Smoothing out the clinging fabric as best as I could, I then sat down and crossed one leg over the other, before shutting my eyes and waiting for the gunge…

With my eyes shut, I felt the cart shift and braced myself. I took a sharp breath and puffed out my cheeks, holding my lips pursed as I tensed up in anticipation of the gunge. I don’t know why I did that, it’s not as if I was about to be submerged and would need to hold my breath, but the reaction was instinctive. I sat there for what seemed like an eternity, feeling the cart trundle backwards, into position under that hopper of gunge hidden within the fireplace and then, when it clicked into place, I knew it was time. I tensed up further, toes curled, eyes screwed tightly shut and arms pinned to my sides, joints white from pressure as I gripped tightly at the cart’s seat.

And then I felt something warm and slightly moist against my lips. Opening my eyes, I found myself staring into Izzy’s eyes as she stood in the cart, only slightly stooping to reach my lips. She pulled back slightly and smiled at me as I smiled back at her, dumbstruck by the turn of events. “Does this mean I’m forgiven?” I asked, hopefully, moving my feet slightly to tap my slimy toes on top of hers as I reached out with both hands to hold Izzy’s, feeling the foam and gunge squelch between our fingers, looking at our painted nails through the lurid gunk coating them.

“Maybe,” she replied with a smirk that told me she really was still weighing up her options. Before she could say anything more, I decided to do my utmost to change her mind and pulled her in close. She gave a little squeal as I held her against my foamy, gunge-soaked dress, before letting go of her hands and moving to grab her bum, digging in my fingers for a good squeeze as I forced a lip-lock on her. She slid into it, placing her knees either side of my legs on the seat and ran her own hands through my soaked hair, kissing me back with as much passion as I’ve ever known. If letting her indulge her bratty domme streak led to these kinds of results, I might have to do it a bit more often, I thought, before letting go of her bum and sliding my hands up her back and into her hair. I wasn’t going to let Izzy get away without a bit of mess, and this appeared to be something she accepted, offering no resistance of her own, moving her hands to hold the back of my neck, cradling me towards her as her tongue entered my mouth.

Sat there, like that, all the cold, wet sensations seemed to vanish. There was just Izzy and I, two people, alone in the world, my hands running all over her as her tongue and mine brushed against each other, releasing sparks as if it was the first time we’d ever kissed like this. She tugged me in closer, arching me towards her as her chest pressed against mine, and I could feel the warmth of her body against my own, even through the foam and gunge. Her hands slid further down, over my shoulders and stopped at the back of my dress. She broke the kiss for a second and locked eyes with me.

“How about we get you out of that ruined dress?” she whispered, her voice breathy and filled with excitement.

She didn’t wait for an answer. She didn’t need one, my smile gave it away, and so she hooked the zip and pulled straight down, to the base of my spine the zipper itself running the opposite direction to my own excitement, shooting up my spine as I looked her in the eyes. “You’re bad,” I murmured as she moved her hands up to slip my dress down, revealing my bare breasts to the cool air, as I stood up as best as I could, letting her tug my dress down, past my hips so that it slid down my bare legs to the floor of the cart. The sodden weight of it probably helped and so I sat back down wearing just a lacy pair of red knickers. Izzy had her eyes firmly fixated on my breasts and I sat back on the seat,stretching my arms out across the back of it with a grin. “Like the view?” I asked, smirking, even though I knew the answer.

Izzy reached up behind her neck and grinned. “Close your eyes,” she said, before flashing me a wink.

I shut my eyes, with a wide grin plastered over my face, feeling her knees brush against my thighs as she stood back up, her toes brushed my feet in the mire at the bottom of the cart.

And then, in just a second or two, it all changed. I was sat there, waiting for Izzy to strip off and tell me to open her eyes… you know that phrase about how if it’s too good to be true, it probably is? Yeah, I should have thought of that. Instead, I felt the cart’s weight shift and then heard a squelch, followed by another, then a series of squelchy slaps before my brain finally caught up. My jaw dropped as my eyes opened wide to see Izzy rushing to grab the lever.

“No!” I shouted, unable to stop it, “Don’t you dare!”

“I dare,” she said coolly, grinning wickedly as she spun on her slimy heels to look back at me before grabbing the lever.

With no audible click or gurgling or warning, or even a second to gather my thoughts, the gunge burst forth from above my head. I’d thought it was a single pipe, but there were at least half a dozen, and they all burst into life at once. The central one, that I’d spied earlier, was the largest and was pumping out a stream of lime green gunge, while the others, situated in the ceiling around it sprayed out streams of bright purple and royal blue that sprayed down at equal distances, forming a ring around the centre. I hadn’t had chance to prepare for this, and was still sat back on the seat, so that the main stream of green gunge was now pouring right down onto my thighs… between my legs… where it was thoroughly soaking my knickers and giving me a very intimate introduction to gunge! Leaning forwards simply pushed my bare breasts under the flow for a second and then my head, coating my long red hair in the mish-mash of gungy colours as I felt it oozing over my neck and down my bare back. It coursed down my front too, between my breasts for the main part, so that it sluiced back down between my thighs to continue soaking through my knickers. With my eyes half-shut (another instinctive response), I just about spied Izzy watching gleefully, so giddy she was bouncing up and down on her toes, clapping her hands like a frenzied seal to see my near-naked gunging.

I stuck my tongue out at her briefly, catching a taste of the slightly custardy goop on my lips, before shutting my mouth and eyes, tipping my head back and just letting the gunge wash over me as I sat there, powerless to do anything now and resigned to my fate. I might as well face it with dignity, right? Lifting my feet out of the gathering muck in the bottom of the cart, I stretched my legs out in front of me, pressing them to the front of the cart as the gunge continued, with no end in sight. The cart began to rotate slowly, to ensure as much coverage as possible, though it needn’t have bothered, given the state I was in. Tipping my head forwards to look down, I could see that there was green everywhere and patches or stripes of blue and purple too with my legs looking some kind of modern art abomination and the red of my knickers now impossible to spot between the gathered gunk on my thighs. To say it was cold and wet was an understatement, and the sheer volume of it was scarcely believable, but the main feeling I had was one from inside of myself, the raw, temperature-raising emotion of humiliation and embarrassment, not so much from the gunging, but from letting Izzy lead me on like that. I should have seen it coming and put up a fight to save my dress, but I’d gotten too carried away and let her win, and that was definitely true now. I could never argue anything else – this wasn’t an event that we’d ever discuss with friends, but it was certainly something I knew she’d bring up again in private and I wouldn’t be able to look her in the eye. She’d got me, hook, line and sinker.

The cart continued to turn, sending the gunge splashing over unoccupied parts of the cart and then over my outstretched legs as I circled the main downpour of green gunk, before finding myself approaching it once more. I took a quick breath and tipped my head back once more to let the gunge slop down over my face. It was heavy, and there was enough force behind it to make me want to pull out of the way, especially as the jet pushed against my lips, trying to force them open to give me a mouthful, but I was determined to take this as well as I could for Izzy. After all, she’d won, so what else did I have to lose now? The rotation brought my head out from under the gunge shower and I quickly wiped my lips and eyes, blinking and then turning my head to look over towards that troublesome brunette. She was still far too giddy, rocking back and forth on her heels and as our eyes met, her grin was so huge it threatened to engulf her entire face in a toothy expression of sheer delight.

“It’s a shame you’re not naked,” she called out, before biting her tongue between her teeth.

I shuddered involuntarily at the thought of letting the gunge into the one clothed part of my body. Yes it was wet and cold, but so far it had been protected up to a point. “You’re really getting off on this, aren’t you?” I replied, the cart turning to covered my lower legs and feet in gunge once more.

For just a moment, Izzy looked uncomfortable. The smile vanished instantaneously, her cheeks turned a blazing shade of crimson and she shut her eyes.

“Don’t close your eyes,” I said, smirking. “You won’t want to miss the show, you filthy little deviant…”

Her eyes opened and that grin came straight back. “You’ve got some nerve to call someone else filthy in your state!”

“Whatever,” I said, standing up in the cart. It was no mean feat, either, the weight of all that was heavy enough, plus it had sort of stuck me to the seat in parts, and there was an audible “ripping” sound as I pulled myself up from the leather. “But you owe me a kiss for this!”

“Gladly,” she replied, before edging nearer and biting her tongue between her teeth again. She began idly curling her hair around her finger, her cheeks still very red as she looked over to me expectantly.

Stood up, I reached down, my gunge-covered fingers grabbing at the gunge-covered hem of my knickers, struggling to get hold of it and just managing to hook the lace with one of my nails to pull it away from my body. It was all that I needed to then be able to take hold of the lacy red undergarment properly, before yanking them down. The amount of gunge everywhere meant that they didn’t slide down too easily and got caught just above my knees, so a bit of tugging and shimmying was required to shake them down, before I could lift one leg free and use the other to lift the gunge-soaked pair of panties. I took hold of it and screwed it into a ball, throwing the green, blue and red pair straight at Izzy.

“My prize!” she gasped, snatching them out of the air with one hand and, looking straight to me, she held them to her face, stuck out her tongue and licked some of the gunge away. Well, there was no doubt in my mind now that this was a fetish for her. Any semblance of this just being silly, petty revenge was shattered now, though the fact it took this act when I was already naked and covered in the stuff should have been my first clue. Naively, I’d still clung to the belief that she was just having fun with my embarrassment up until this point…

Remembering what had happened when the gunge had first started pouring, I sat back down on the seat, extended my arms across the back rest of it, with my knees side-by-side, and then leaned my upper body back. The cart turned and I felt gunge splattering against my thigh, then as I moved closer, it began gushing down over it and I bit my bottom lip in anticipation for what would happen next. The main green downpour continued pouring straight down as the cart turned, forcing my exposed crotch underneath the gooey onslaught. Despite bracing for it, and having experienced plenty of gunge already today, the sensation still shocked me with how cold and gooey it was and I felt my entire body clench – fingernails digging into palms, toes curling, bum held tightly as I gasped aloud, something that turned into a shudder as my body moved through the green gunk and out of it again, allowing me to finally relax… once I’d reached down and cleared some of the gunk away.

The cart continued its rotation and I heard Izzy call out to me, “Final spin now!” as if it was some kind of washing machine cycle or something. This time though, I sat upright, my face tilted back a bit to get one last gooey coating, with one leg crossed over the other and my hands held up pointlessly. I didn’t know what to do with them, so just left them to hang as the cart completed its cycle and stopped with my head under the gungy deluge once again. There was a click as the cart stopped its cycle and then a louder click from overhead as each of the blue and purple nozzles, up to this point just a minor addition to the gunging, suddenly exploded into life, each churning out a thick column of gunge, able to rival the green onslaught for ferocity, as my entire body was engulfed in the gunge all at once. Not a single part of me felt like it was being spared from the ridiculous amount of mess being blasted at me now, but fortunately, the finale only lasted a couple of seconds before it stopped and I was able to tilt my head back forwards, wiping my eyes, nose and lips, hurling handfuls of sticky goop into the now shin-deep pool of gunge gathering at the bottom of the cart.

As I sat with my cheeks puffed out, involuntarily shivering from the coldness, wiping my eyes again, I heard a small cough and looked up to see Izzy stood before me.

“So, about that kiss,” she said, smirking as she stepped into the cart, lowering herself down onto the seat once more, straddling my gungy thighs. She bit her lips, whispering quietly, “You’ve never looked better to me,” before cradling the back of my head with her hands and pressing her lips to mine.

It wasn’t a tender or delicate kiss, this was a raw, passionate, sloppy kiss, and within milliseconds I had Izzy trying to force her tongue into my mouth, something I was only too happy to oblige, returning the favour by forcing a gob of gunge into her mouth. I saw her eyes widen and she pulled back, before swallowing and then grinning at me, “I can’t believe you snowballed me!” she shouted, pushing playfully at my shoulder.

“I think, after all you’ve done,” I said, nodding down at my gunge-covered body. “It was the least I could do.”

Looking down at my naked frame, covered in a thick layer of tricolour gunge, Izzy could only nod in agreement, her cheeks still slightly red from it though. “You know,” she said, “There is one part of the house tour left…”

“What?” I blurted, feeling my body temperature rise instantly. I’d seen this before, the fireplace was always the end, so just what did sh-

“Don’t worry, silly,” she teased, “It’s just the NHP showers… and I’ll gladly join you for that bit of the tour…”

International CSWL – Georgia v Latvia – Preview 1

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“Welcome to an International edition of CSWL. My name is Diletta Leotta from Sky Sports Italy, and I am very honoured to be asked to present this edition of the CSWL. The main feature will be the UEFA Nation League match between Georgia and Latvia which will be played on Sunday.”

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Diletta is wearing a figure-hugging pale green dress and yellow high heel shoes.

“Let’s find out who will be representing the teams in our feature match.”

The Italian TV presenter carries on “First of all, I am delighted to welcome former Page 3 model Sabine Jemeljanova to the show.”

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On walks Sabine wearing a sexy black and grey patterned dress with black high heel shoes.

“Hi Sabine. I understand that you have specifically requested to appear on the Show. Can I ask why?”

“I quite like the thought of representing my country and getting messed up at the same time. I think it’s kind of sexy and I think my fans will love to see me appear on the Show.”

“I am sure they will. And if you like the thought of getting all messy, then I am sure we will be able to oblige!”

The 27 year old Latvian cheekily smiles and places her hands on her hips provocatively.

The Italian presenter (also 27 years old) turns to the camera “Latvia’s opponents will be Georgia. Unfortunately we were unable to get anyone from Georgia to represent their country, but we have got the next best thing. Welcome on to the stage, former Coronation Street and Strictly star Georgia May Foote.

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Georgia is wearing a short white and pink dress with brown high heel shoes. She doesn’t look too happy as she joins Diletta and Sabine on stage.

“Welcome, and how do you feel about representing Georgia, Georgia?”

“If I am honest, I don’t know anything about the country. Just because it is the same as my name, it shouldn’t mean I have to represent them. I just hope they are good at football so I get to stay clean.”

“We’ll have to wait until the match finishes to find that out! Let me explain the rules.

If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.

For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.

If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.

If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”

Georgia could be seen shaking her head at hearing about the possibility of doing the forfeits naked.

Sabine however, looked positively excited as she eagerly clapped her hands, and continued to pose seductively in her sexy dress.

Diletta smiled to the camera “Well there you have it, our 2 celebrity fans have been introduced and it’s fair to say one is looking forward to the results show a lot more than the other. Tune in to our second preview show later in the week, where we will continue the build-up to the featured game, and we will also have an added bonus where we will review the result of the Italy v Poland game which takes place on Friday…..”

Diletta stopped in mid-sentence as she received some information through her earpiece from the producer.

“And I’ve just been informed that the planned Italian celebrity guest that was due to appear on the second preview show has unfortunately cancelled, which means I will be deputising as the representative for Italy.”

Diletta paused and looked down at her short dress “Hmmm, maybe I should have dressed more appropriately.”

“Anyway that’s the end of our first preview show, so goodbye for now.”

International CSWL – Georgia v Latvia – Preview 2

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“Welcome to our second preview show, where we are building up to the Georgia v Latvia game.”

Diletta is wearing the same green dress as in the first preview show.

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“Here with me are Sabine and Georgia.” Sabine and Georgia are also wearing the same outfits as in the first preview show.

“We’ve been doing a bit of research and we found that the same fixture was played in March 2017. The result was a resounding 5-0 victory for Georgia.”

“Ha!” exclaimed Georgia “That augurs well for me!”

Diletta turned to Sabine “You do realise that if the same scoreline is recorded then you will have to strip naked and suffer a lot of messy forfeits.”

Sabine smiled sweetly and shrugged her shoulders. “Perhaps I should suffer a forfeit now, because my team were so woeful in the last match?”

A surprised Diletta was taken aback “You mean you want to voluntarily do a forfeit now?”

Sabine nodded.

“Ok then, we don’t like to disappoint on this show. Why don’t you have a spin of the Forfeit Wheel.”

Sabine duly spun, and it landed on “Extreme Eggs”

“This is a multi-part forfeit Sabine, and I do hope you like eggs!”

The masked man walked onto the stage carrying a large egg box, and stood at the side of Sabine.

Diletta said “Go!” and the masked man began to smash egg after egg on top of Sabine’s head. Sabine screamed as the yolk and the egg white started to saturate her hair and streamed down her forehead and onto her cute features. After 10 eggs were cracked, the masked man paused as Diletta pulled out the front of Sabine’s dress slightly. The masked man then picked up another egg and positioned it above the gap that had been created between the dress and Sabine’s chest, and crushed the egg in his hand so that the eggy contents dropped inside her dress and over her tits. Sabine’s eyes widened as the masked man continued to do this until he had crushed 10 eggs this way, and Sabine had egg sloshing around inside her tight dress and all over her large tits.

Diletta asked Sabine to hitch her dress up to her waist so that it revealed her white knickers, and pulled out the elasticated top at the front of her knickers so that the masked man could crush more eggs so that the slimy egg went directly into her knickers.

Sabine let out a gasp as her knickers soon filled up with egg, with the slimy contents entering her most sensitive parts. After another 10 eggs were cracked in this way, Diletta let go of the elasticated top, so that the knickers pinged back into position. Sabine looked down on herself and saw egg streams running down her shapely legs.

“How did you find that Sabine?”

Sabine pulled her dress down to its original position “Very eggy!”

“Ha Ha.”

Sabine turned to Georgia “Do you want to voluntarily do a spin of the wheel as well?”

“No chance! I’m only going to do it, if I actually have to.”

“Fair enough” Diletta turned to the camera “I have got an important announcement and it would appear that I didn’t explain the rules fully in the earlier preview show and I forgot to also say that there will also be spins of the Forfeit Wheel for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed.”

The masked man walked on and gave Diletta an envelope.

“Oh, what’s this?” Diletta openend the envelope and took out a card. Diletta ran her eyes over the words and gulped.

“Due to my error in explaining the rules, it has been decided that I have to spin the Forfeit Wheel as a punishment.”

Diletta paused for a moment and asks the masked man “Hey, if I can get someone else to spin on my behalf, would that be allowed?”

The masked man nodded.

Diletta turned to Sabine “You know how much you wanted to do a forfeit earlier on, I wondered whether you would do another one, but this time for me?”

Sabine smiled “Go on then”

“Great!” exclaimed a relieved looking Diletta, and Sabine proceeded to spin the wheel. It landed on “Showertime”

Sabine was led to a glass walled cubicle and she stepped inside. Just as Sabine looked up, the shower of warm water started and streamed onto her face. After coming to terms with the initial shock of getting wet, Sabine proceeded to dance sexily on the spot, as the water splashed all over her body. She continually ran her fingers through her wet hair, as the water saturated her dress to make it cling even more to her fantastic curves.

Delitta observed the sexy Latvian and commented “Well, it looks like Sabine is enjoying herself in there.”

Eventually the shower stopped, and out walked a drenched Sabine.

“Thank you Sabine for taking that forfeit for me. As you have a dark dress I think it was ideal for you. I fear that if I had gone in there with my pale green dress, it would have been like a wet t-shirt contest, as I’m not wearing a bra!”

Sabine just smiled as Delitta turned to the camera “Ok, that’s it for our second preview show. Tune back later in the week when we will continue the build-up to the Georgia v Latvia match, and we will bring you the result of the Italy v Poland match.”

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