We’ve
already seen this plunge into hot water followed by a pile of ice on Muscat SP!, so presumably this is a ‘thing’ in a Japan, though whether it has purported therapeutic benefits or is simply a method of torture is unclear.
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AKB48 girls in hot water
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Japanese reporter bloopers
From idols landing in hot water, to reporters landing in cold water… Here’s a compilation I downloaded ages ago and then forgot about. A couple of the falls look kind of stage though; what do you think?
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Music Monday: Schmoof (plus a little Paramore extra)
Well, well, well! If it isn’t my old nemesis, 240p!
Schmoof is an electronic duo consisting of Sarah and Lloyd Schmoof. They did a video for a song called “Chocolate Boyfriend”, which I found out about after lurking on EC Gunge. For those who don’t remember or can’t be bothered to look it up, there was this interview which doesn’t exactly paint an attractive picture of the reason the video is on here…
In the video for your single, Chocolate Boyfriend, you have a bath in chocolate – what was that like?
I’d been looking forward to it for weeks but I’m disappointed to say it didn’t live up to my expectations. It was incredibly hot and I felt ightheaded for several hours afterwards. I also stank for days and I got thrush.
Lovely. Just lovely.
If you’re not bothered about the music and just want to see the chocolate bath, watch from about 2:52.
There was a bit of an argument about whether the song was any good and, while it was nearly seven years ago, I’ll just say that I am not really a fan of it. Like, at all. :/
So, the little Paramore extra. I didn’t think I’d be revisiting a revisit so soon, but there you go. I’m also revisiting the WAM-inspired fashion post. Why? Because Hayley owns a pair of those gooey leggings that sadly, the link to died. She even wears them in their newest video, “Still Into You”. There’s nothing else of interest from a WAM standpoint in the video, but it’s a cute enough song and video. Maybe too cute – it’s more the kind of song I’d expect from someone like Carly Rae Jepsen than from Paramore.
Both “Now” and “Still Into You” can be found on their self-titled album, which has the following cover:
I wonder what’s come over them lately? (And I swear, if some smartarse says “powder paint”…)
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The Gunge Grand Prix 2013 – The Nominations
We have arrived at possibly the most part of the GGP, deciding who will enter this year’s competition. But first, the judgement has been decided, and the winner of the Gunge Grand Prix 2013 will be facing:
The Hot Seat (as made famous by Hanger 17)
Well done to those that voted for it. The only rule regarding the design I can think of is that the gunging has to happen within the seat, no moving it about or owt. I’m sure we’ll all be able to agree on such things in due course however.
And now on to the nominations. Let’s get the rules out of the way first.
- The nominee must be female.
- The nominee must be at least 18 years old as of 1 July 2013. As such, each nominee is taken as being such age on that date, and the associated looks (with leeway for such things as pregnancy/accidents).
- Each person may nominate up to 10 people per day (ie. 24 hour periods starting at midnight). Failure to follow this rule may result in nomination rights removed. (Also note that Tellygunge or myself may check for sockpuppetry, which is against site rules anyway, and this will result as a violation of this rule).
- People may nominate until the ajudicator (me) says they have reached the total of 512 names (although I shall keep you informed of how many names have been nominated so far).
- Upon the checking process, any repeats at that stage will be changed by the ajudicator. The list will then be double checked by a willing admin (TG, wanna volunteer for that task?).
- Pictures will be collected by the ajudicator, aiming to be as fair and unbiased as possible. You will be informed when this process is complete (projected date: Mid May).
Right, I think that about covers things for now. I shouldn’t really refer to myself as the ajudicator, but I love to be formal every once in a while. The only other suggestion is to make a consideration about who you nominate. Aim for the popular names, especially since this will make collecting pictures much easier if I can actually find the right person.
And as always, have fun with the slime. Kelly sure is, especially since she’s now gotta build a Hot Seat for Emma to trial, before the winner has her turn.
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Combate
It
gets a little better towards the end, but the first few ‘pieings’ make a mockery of the game. Something needs to be done to make sure the women pie each other properly. Perhaps make a rule that >80% of the face must be covered or both the piee and pier get pied by the quizmaster?
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Programa da Tarde
I
often come across a scene that’s a bit meh and I’m left in a quandary over whether to bother posting. Be advised that this is one of those scenes. The blonde and the brunette get a couple of eggs each but it’s not that messy.
By the way, tarde means afternoon. It has nothing to do with stupid people… though I guess with this show it could.
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Pegadinha – Torta na cara prank
I feel bad about pranks like this; I think they are unethical. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy them though. Very guilty pleasure.
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Smonka!
Low
-budget Spanish game show that features a pie punishment for the lowest scorer in one of the rounds. I’d say we get a good deal here; there are a lot of games where there are two male contestants and one female, but in a disproportionate number of these the female gets it. Some of the hits are quite weak though.
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Civilian Sunday Special – Songkran Festival
Sadly, no sign of Thailand’s tasty prime minister this year. Instead she urged citizens to respect the traditional religious roots of the festival. Boring!
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Easter family service – Debby Wright was gunged… (thanks to mahcinehead89 for the find)
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messy telly Jennie Gow Part 1
Messy Telly Jennie Gow
Disclaimer: Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.
“Hello and welcome to brand TV program called Messy Telly with your host Alan. Tonight our celebrity getting messy is Jennie Gow.” Alan said this with a very loud audience
“So then Jennie how do feel about getting gunged tonight” asked Alan
“Well nervous actually as I have never done anything like this.” Answered Jennie
“Ok now follow me other here Jennie as you are going to get 10 pies to the face and that will happen after the break”
“Welcome back to Messy Telly we have Jennie Gow setting here in a very nice purple dress that is going to get very messy.” Alan said to the camera and to the audience “without any delay let’s get down to business and start getting Jennie messy”
With that Alan pick up the first of ten pies and smashed the pie right in the middle of Jennie face then Alan pick up two pies and did pie sandwich. Jennie wiped some of the cream from her mouth. Alan pick up the fourth pie and smashed it on top of Jennie head and this made Jennie laugh, Alan then picked up the fifth pie and once again smashed in Jennie face.
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Music Monday: Mariah Carey
I’ve said for a while now that Mariah’s done a lot of wetlook stuff. Let’s take a look.
Here she is collaborating with Ne-Yo for a track called “Angels Cry”. Mariah sings in the rain like, constantly during this video.
You could say she sings through the rain. “Angels Cry” wasn’t the only one by a longshot. There’s another one called… well, “Through the Rain”. 1:54 onwards for the actual rain.
It’s not just rain either. In “Dreamlover”, Mariah swims in the sea (more likely a tank, similar to Evanescence’s Amy Lee or In This Moment’s Maria Brink, only with a much less interesting tune in my opinion) in her clothes.
She’d repeat this to a lesser extent in “My All”.
My personal favourite comes from “Honey”. Mariah dives into a pool at 2:14, giving us a nice underwater shot where she sheds her clothes and then re-emerges.
It’s not just videos that she’s been wet in. How about her performance at the 2005 VMAs? The performance itself starts at 1:05 while Mariah’s little bit of wetness begins at 5:12. There’s really more male wetness in this courtesy of her backing dancers, but I feel it’s still relevant.
And finally, The WAM Bank has a few pics which may be of interest. Screencaps from videos (including one I haven’t identified yet and probably won’t without tip-off – wetlook’s not really my thing and Mariah Carey’s music certainly isn’t), some magazine scans, that sort of thing.
The things I put myself through for you people! 
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Houston’s Voice
Thanks
to WAM Jake. Houston eh? Remember the last time a messy event happened there?
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Wamerific 4/23 Update
My schedule is changing, so this may be the last regular update for awhile. Future updates may appear monthly. Enjoy.
Here is the latest at youtube.com/wamerific
Pied 48: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_CzEFGl94
Pied 49: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymeYOu8JZuM
Compilation of videos 11 – 20
Pied B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjc50DwhbuU
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Another Chocolate com Pimenta scene
Thanks
to Wam Jake.
Here’s one from Chocolate con Pimenta (?) that pie-ladden soap opera from South America which has produced a lot back in the day. All the other scenes are well documented, but here is one which was new to me. I actually remember back in the day seeing stills from this and wishing to see the whole thing. Pretty solid second hit — mostly made by the great reaction of the actress. Shame it wasn’t one of the super hot younger women from that show, but not bad overall
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Xuxa scene
An old scene that I recall seeing before in poor quality, featuring Brazilian mess veteran Xuxa. Sadly, all of the women involved are wearing headgear of one kind or another.
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Town Talk
Self-confessed nervous pie-virgin Ashley takes a pie in the face after the channel reaches 1000 fans.
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Details, details...
So I've been writing WAM fiction for a few years now, and reading it for even longer. In that time I've noticed that there seems to be two camps in regards to original character stories and how much description is given. The first is the more traditional group who like to describe the characters in detail, while the other doesn't give much description at all (sometimes not even a name) in order to leave the details up to the reader's imagination.
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Telly Messy Series 1 Esp 1
Disclaimer: Although this story mentions real persons, corporations, TV shows and places, it is purely a work of fiction for personal enjoyment. The story does NOT describe real events and should NOT be taken to accurately portray any real entity mentioned. In keeping with its fictional nature, the events and activities described in the story may not be legal, ethical or safe. This site does NOT endorse or recommend their enactment.
“Hello and welcome to this brand TV program called Messy Telly with your host Alan.” Alan walked out onto the stage, as the audience clapped and cheered. “Tonight our celebrity getting messy is Jennie Gow.” Alan (who is like Noel Edmonds) said, as the audience clapped. “Right let’s her bring out.”
Jennie walked out wearing a purple dress and matching high heels.
“So Jennie, you have plenty experience of greasy pit lanes from your work as a racing presenter and are you ready to get greasy and messy tonight?” asked Alan.
“Well nervous actually as I have never done anything like this, and of course being approached by the show to take part in something like this is going to be interesting”, answered Jennie.
“Ok, now follow me over here Jennie as you are going to get 10 pies to the face and that will happen after the break where you can get yourself ready to a face full of mess.”
“Welcome back to Messy Telly. We have Jennie Gow sitting here.” Alan said to the camera and to the audience, “without any delay let’s get down to business and start getting Jennie messy.”
With that Alan picked up the first of ten cream pies and smashed the pie right in the middle of Jennie’s face. Then Alan picked up two pies and did a pie sandwich. Jennie wiped some of the cream from her mouth. Alan picked up the fourth pie and smashed it on top of Jennie’s head and this made Jennie laugh, Alan then picked up the fifth pie and once again smashed it into Jennie’s face. Alan picked up the sixth pie and dragged the pie down Jennie’s arms and legs and smashed the pie on top of Jennie’s head. Jennie cleaned some of the cream from her mouth and eye and looked at where the mess was on her body and this was where it was: head, arms, legs and feet. Alan then picked up pies seven and eight and did another pie sandwich and with pie nine smashed the pie on to Jennie’s cleavage and then picked up the final pie and smashed the pie in to Jennie’s face.
“Right Jennie, that’s the pies done and now your next mess is to face the gunge tank. Jennie, you will be doing this one barefoot and this will happen after the break.”
Right here is take number three at getting a good post one messy treatment done if there is any celebrity you what a story done for let me know
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Ken Shimura – Ninjas
Something a bit different – it’s certainly the first time on this blog that we’ve seen a girl get a pantload of eels. The usual “we don’t endorse the mistreatment of animals” disclaimer applies.
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Merrick and the Highway Patrol Food fight
A decent
formalwear food fight on this Aussie Show. The site lists the ingredients that went into the making:
24 hours to build
400 square metres of builders plastic, enough to cover three footy fields
2000m of gaffa tape
500 pikelets
100 earplugs
35 litres of cream
30 pairs of safety goggles
20 kg of instant noodles
17 varieties of cakes and pastries
12 salads
10 kilos of pasta
6 hazmat suits
AND two scout masters
Needless to say, I think the goggles were a needless and detrimental investment.
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