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(Contains nudity)
Soon after the football matches had all finished the production team instructed us to stand in certain specific spots off the stage presumably so we could all walk on in the right order.
As they completed the final preparation for the live results show, I chatted to Lucy and Behnaz getting to know them for a little bit before we were told the show was about to start.
As the camera began rolling and the audience cheered Behnaz stepped forwards and welcomed everyone to the show, she soon started to introduce everyone, starting with Lucy Verasamy.
Lucy was still wearing the same short skirt and top she had been wearing for the preview show and confidently strode out onto the stage, of course she should be knowing the result of the football match, after she and Behnaz spoke for a bit about the game Behnaz moved on.
She called my name out and as I somewhat less confidently stepped out and walked over the stage joining Lucy and Behnaz the audience cheered and whooped.
“How do you feel Nikki, the USA team let you down tonight and a poor result will see you getting very messy” Behnaz questioned.
I nervously smiled and then replied “Yeah, unfortunately the boys let me down a little bit although I am glad that Rooney wasn’t able to score so hopefully, they’ll save me a little bit”
Behnaz grinned and suggested I shouldn’t get my hopes up too much before she moved onto the second match of the evening with the Republic of Ireland hosting Northern Ireland in another friendly.
Behnaz called out for Laura Whitmore, the attractive blonde walked out onto the stage again in the same outfit she had on in the preview show and joined us next to Behnaz, she was also asked a question this time whether she thought a 0-0 would be a good result for her from a messy point of view.
Laura was clearly a little confused by this and now somewhat concerned as previously she’d been happy that a 0-0 draw would result in few forfeits, of course none of knew if Behnaz was messing with her head or not.
Finally, Behnaz moved on to introducing Laura’s opponent Zoe Salmon, who still wore the figure-hugging blue dress that proved her loyalty to Blue Peter, she had heard the conversation from before and tried to get more answers from Behnaz over whether they’d be facing more mess for a ‘boring’ result however Behnaz remained tight lipped.
Once the introductions were out of the way Behnaz moved onto the results confirming that the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland had finished 0-0 whereas England had beaten the USA 3-0 she then turned to me and explained for conceding 3 goals I would have to remove one item of clothing.
This took me a little by surprise as I hadn’t really expected to lose clothing and certainly not so early on, however Behnaz and the audience egged me on and I was left with no choice but to remove an item of clothing.
I quickly thought about it and decided to remove my top, I slowly lifted it up over my head exposing my purple bra, I momentarily felt embarrassed but then surprisingly felt a wave of happiness as the audience wolf whistled their approval.
Behnaz then left me and focused on the Irish derby, she first called up Laura and explained that Ireland had lost the possession battle to their northern neighbours and as a result a 16% gap would mean 8 pies.
I looked on as Laura steadied herself and Behnaz picked up the first custard and cream pie slamming it into Laura’s face, I watched as she disappeared behind a covering of white and yellow, this was repeated twice more by Behnaz before she stepped it up a gear picking up two pies at the same time.
Behnaz them stepped behind Laura and held a pie either side of her head an at the same time she brought her hands together slamming the pies into Laura’s head from either side sending the pie innards everywhere, Behnaz laughed as she flicked some pie off her own face before picking up another couple of pies.
These two were mushed into Laura’s rear after Behnaz had told her to turn around and face the audience before a final pie was brought down onto Laura’s now messy head covering her hair completely.
Behnaz then explained that as her team had been caught offside three times, she would be getting 3 melted tubs of ice cream poured over her head, Laura’s eyes widened as this was explained to her but my thoughts turned to the England USA match as I knew we’d been offside a few times as well…
I was brought back to the live events when Laura squealed as Behnaz dumped the first tub all over Laura the chocolate ice cream cascaded down her head dying her hair a brown colour and it seeped through the top of the dress pouring inside against her breasts as Behnaz moved into position with tub number two this one she half poured over Laura’s front before dumping the rest over her head once more.
Finally, the third tub was poured over Laura’s back and bum as she bent over, she shrieked and jumped around as the cold substance clearly soaked straight through her outfit and she was grateful when Behnaz moved on.
Behnaz announced that with only 2 yellows Laura escaped a forfeit for cards however due to them committing 11 fouls she’d be forced to spin the wheel twice.
Laura stepped forwards and gave the wheel a big spin, we all stood watching it go around and around below it finally settled on ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ this forfeit wasn’t a surprise to anyone and Behnaz proceeded to pick a large bucket of ice-cold water over Laura’s head before she slowly poured the water all over the blonde.
The ice-cold water cleared a lot of the mess off her however it left her no warmer than she’d previously been and so was keen to spin the wheel for the second and final time, this time she had to climb into an empty bath tub and lie in it whilst Behnaz poured buckets of savoury slop all over her.
In total she faced three large buckets of slop and Behnaz wasted no time in pouring the first one straight over Laura’s head, the next one she moved around more to ensure her whole body was covered in the muck as Laura lay helplessly in the bath tub Behnaz poured the first bucket over her face and then into her lap as Laura cried out clearly not enjoying the experience.
As she stepped out of the tank a load of the savoury mess slopped off her dress and onto the floor as she made her way over to the showers as Behnaz invited Zoe to come and face her forfeits.
She relaxed as Behnaz informed her that not only did Northern Ireland win the possession battle, they didn’t get caught offside, however when Behnaz revealed they fouled their opponents 15 times and she would therefore have to spin the wheel of forfeits three times Zoe realised she might not get away as clean as she hoped.
The first wheel spin landed on bucket of milk, a stage hand quickly brought one out and Behnaz picked it up and slowly poured the white liquid over Zoe’s head, she screamed as it covered her and then quickly moved to grab hold off her dress as the weight of the milk cascading down her front nearly pulled the dress down.
She was even less enthusiastic when the wheel stopped on her next forfeit, a bath filled with mustard was brought out and Behnaz instructed the now very unimpressed Zoe to stepped inside and to submerge herself under the substance for 10 seconds.
Zoe gingerly lowered herself into the bath, but she wasn’t quick enough to listen to Behnaz instruction and so Behnaz pushed down on Zoe’s head and we all watched as she disappeared under the surface completely, eventually Behnaz released her hand and Zoe was able to come up for breath she spluttered and was quick to climb out of the bath tub splattering mustard everywhere as she did so.
Seeing the wheel land on ‘Two Pies’ was a clear relief for Zoe and she happily accepted the two custard cream pies that Behnaz smashed into her face, she smiled as the custard slid down her face and flicked some of the crust to the floor before she too was allowed to go off and join Laura in the showers.
Behnaz then turned to Lucy and myself, she confirmed the final score of the match with England winning 3-0, she revealed that Lucy would face her forfeits first and so for being caught offside twice.
Behnaz brought out two tubs of melted ice cream Lucy was allowed to pull a pose as if she was presenting the weather forecast, she jokingly described a cold front moving in as Behnaz tipped the first tub over her head, Lucy squealed as the cold substance slopped down coating her hair and face.
Behnaz then picked up the second tub and pulled Lucy’s top out and poured the tub of ice-cream right down her back against her bare skin, I laughed as Lucy jumped up and down unable to do anything as the cold substance slid down inside her top eventually some of it made it all the way down and poured out of the bottom of her skirt.
After this Behnaz confirmed Lucy would have one spin of the wheel before her forfeits were completed due to England fouling the USA 8 times, Lucy stepped forwards and spun the wheel looking a little confused when it came to a stop against ‘Paint Pole’ Behnaz laughed and shepherded her over to what appeared to be a stripper pole.
Once Lucy was standing in front of it Behnaz took hold of her hands and pulled them behind the pole securing her in some handcuffs ensuring she couldn’t escape, she was left helplessly standing as Behnaz picked up a bucket of red paint and launched it at Lucy splashing her right in the chest.
Several more buckets were thrown towards Lucy, who took direct hits every time without any way of avoiding the paint she soon was dripping with red, yellow, blue, green and orange paint, her face had disappeared behind the mix of colours and it was only after the deluge had ended that Behnaz used a towel to wipe her eyes and mouth clear.
Lucy was expecting to be let go but Behnaz had other ideas and walked back over to the main stage where I stood and informed me it was now time for my remaining forfeits having already lost my top for conceding three goals.
Behnaz announced I would be facing 11 pies thanks to the 22% possession battle loss, and so she quickly picked up the first two pies and without hesitating slammed them one after another into my face, I felt the cold custard and cream impact on my face as it then slid down, I was unable to see as two more pies smashed into my face taking me by surprise.
I wiped my eyes clear just in time to see Behnaz walk behind me, before I realised what was about to occurred, I felt the cold substance impact into my large bum she’d clearly pied both of my ass cheeks and had smeared the custard and cream into my skirt, I couldn’t help but laugh as she rubbed the mess in more and then moved on to get two more pies, I guessed correctly when she approached and pushed them into my breasts one for each and again rubbed the mess around.
Behnaz continued to pie me until she had run out of the 11 pies and I was left a custard and cream mess, as she revealed my next forfeit would be to face 4 tubs of melted ice cream due to the USA being caught offside on four occasions, this gave shivers already at the thought of the Icey cold substance being poured over me, Behnaz brought out a little paddling pool and made me squat down in it.
She then picked up the first tub and slowly poured the vanilla flavoured liquid over me in torturous fashion as the slow continuous nature of it meant I didn’t know how to react as it cascaded over my hair and then down covering my face, but once this was over I soon felt the next tub being poured over me this time she’d focused on my back which had little protection from the cold runny goo.
Behnaz then told me to sit on the floor and lean back as she proceeded to pour the final two tubs of ice cream over my face and breasts I squealed as the cold substance flowed down my body and pooled in the location I was sitting, it had completely seeped through my thin skirt along with the custard and cream from below leaving me now a cold and soggy mess.
However, my trials weren’t over just yet as Behnaz informed the viewers that for conceding 7 fouls I would have to spin the wheel of forfeits one time, I slowly walked towards the wheel but then gave it a big tug and stood back a little watching it spin around and around.
“Shit” I inadvertently exclaimed as I saw the wheel stop spinning on ‘Strip an Item’ Behnaz then began speaking to the audience again “I don’t think its fair that a loser gets to pick which item she should remove, so therefore audience I’m going to let you decide between her skirt and her bra”
I had a bad feeling about this when she started getting the audience to cheer for me removing the skirt, before a loud roar was heard after Behnaz has called out for people to shout out for me to remove my bra unsurprisingly going topless had won and so after Behnaz’s instruction I slowly removed my bra and flicked it to the side trying to use my arm to cover my large breasts as much as possible as loud whoops and cheers rang out from the audience.
I was now unable to hide my little secret of having both of my nipples pierced with bars, I admittedly felt quite confused part of me hated the fact I was now topless and covered in mess on TV but then a part of me was massively enjoying the exhibition and maybe a little the humiliation aspect of it and so I was glad to be able to push the thought to the back of my mind when Behnaz instructed me to sit inside the gungetank.
I didn’t have to wait long before a loud klaxon sounded and a stream of white gunge flowed down onto me from above it coated my head and I looked up to allow the gunge to flow down over my body the gunge helped to cover up my boobs somewhat before a torrent of more gunge sprayed me from either side of the tank ensuring complete coverage, I eventually wiped my eyes to discover the side jets had been red gunge and this had mixed with the white turning me into a giant pink gungey blob.
After I was allowed out of the gungetank I was led over to the pillory and was formed to bend over and put my head and arms in some cut out marks in the wooden beam before the top part was secured in place, leaving me now completely helpless and exposed as my breasts were on prominent display.
Soon enough I was getting repeatedly pied in the face and rear which wasn’t too bad before they moved onto the seemingly rotten fruit which I consistently felt it being mushed into me with direct hits and ooze down into her hair when a near miss struck and exploded against the wooden beam.
Someone unbeknownst to me had snuck behind the pillory and lifted my skirt up I tried to complain but only received another pie to the face as simultaneously I was pied to my bare arse I felt the pie innards stream up my arched back as the person pieing me continued to spread the contents of the pie around before they pulled my skirt back down which caused me to wince as the cold mucky skirt came into contact with my privates.
Finally, Behnaz released me from the pillory and informed me I had one final challenge to face, a trip back into the gungetank but this time for a savoury messing, I was even less enthusiastic this time as I took my place in the tank once again.
I sat waiting for what felt like an age before the klaxon sounded again, a thick lumpy substance dropped down onto me and I moved around trying to limit the amount of mess that was pouring onto me, I could see a mixture of eggs, beans and soup pooling around me as Behnaz instructed me to lean back and so I reluctantly allowed the flow of mucky disgusting slop to pour over my face and slide down covering my breasts before pooling in my ruined skirts lap, the smell of the mess was horrendous much worse than the bitty sensation of touching it.
Eventually the downpour subsided and I was allowed to step out of the tank I waved to the audience as Behnaz thanked myself and Lucy who had now been released from the pole and instead of ending the show she announced a final surprise would come after the advert break, Lucy and I were allowed to head off to the showers together where Lucy linked arms with me admitting she couldn’t believe I was actually set up and it wasn’t an act at all but I assured her I had no idea what I was in for.
So this one went on for a long time, hopefully it isn’t too boring.
I decided to split the last part up with the bonus stuff to come in part 2.