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“Welcome to this chilly November night, where we will be reviewing the results from the Hampton & Richmond v Oldham FA Cup 1st round. My name is Jo Wilson and I will be your host for tonight’s show where hopefully we can warm you all up at home with some forfeits to be carried out by our celebrity fans.”
Jo is wearing a tight purple top, blue skirt and pink high heel shoes.
Jo takes a few steps until she reaches a giant TV screen above her head. It flickers into life and shows what seems to be a rather chaotic scene from a local university student bar.
“But before we introduce our 2 celebrity fans for tonights match, we have a special bonus forfeit and we can go live to the local university student bar, where Laura Woods is hosting.”
The screen shows Laura walking through a group of loud and clapping university students. She is wearing a tight white t-shirt, black shiny shorts and black high heel shoes.
“Hi Laura. Can you hear me?”
“Yes I can Jo, and welcome to the student bar at the university. As you can see and hear, it’s packed out tonight, and everyone is looking forward to seeing the adorable Kirsty Gallacher receive her fifth goal forfeit from the previous CSWL episode.”
The student audience cheered wildly.
“It does sound quite boisterous there Laura!”
“Yes it is. I think they are looking forward to some audience participation!”
“No wonder they are being loud! Can you start the forfeit off please Laura?”
“Yes Ok. I am pleased to announce that Kirsty arrived a few minutes ago, and here she is now…”
Kirsty walks into the bar wearing a black coat that has been buttoned up all the way. The coat comes down to her knees, and her lower legs are black stockinged and she is wearing leopard print high heel shoes.
The audience roars and the applause finally dies down enough so that Laura can ask Kirsty a question.
“Good evening Kirsty. As we know, you are here to receive your fifth and final forfeit from the recent Celtic v Hearts game.”
Kirsty replies “Yes I know!” and she looks behind her to see a red cage which was just about big enough for a person to stand inside. “I guess I am going in there?”
“Yes that it is correct, as the viewers have voted for you to be gunged throughout the show whilst locked in a cage.”
To roars from the crowd, Kirsty opens the cage door, walks inside and faces the audience.
Laura smiles “Ahem, as you aware Kirsty this is a fifth goal forfeit, so can you please strip.”
Kirsty smiles wryly as she steps out of the cage and starts to slowly unbutton her coat. A quick thinking barman puts on some striptease music to heighten the atmosphere.
It appears that Kirsty is starting to enjoy the attention she is getting from the students and wiggles her body as she continues to unbutton her coat. Once the last button is undone, Kirsty flings open the coat and lets it fall to the floor. Even louder cheers came from the students as this reveals that Kirsty is wearing black stockings and suspenders and her leopard print high heel shoes and nothing else! Kirsty does a twirl on the spot so all can get a chance to see her bouncy tits, shaved muff and juicy bottom.
“It seems you have come already prepared Kirsty.”
“I knew I was going to have to be naked, so I thought the guys here would appreciate me wearing stockings.”
As the cheers continued, Laura agreed with Kirsty.
“Ok then, lets get you into the cage.”
Kirsty walked back into the cage and the door was locked shut. A neon sign above the tank flashed up:
Kirsty gripped the cage bars with both hands and made no attempt to cover her modesty. 5 university students approached the cage holding a bucket each, and Kirsty seemed to be in her element and egged then on. To a count of 3, they threw their buckets at Kirsty who squealed as the slimey thick green gunge splashed all over her. Kirsty wipes her eyes and looked down on herself to see her sexy body covered and dripping in gunge.
The picture of the caged and gunged brunette faded out, and Jo took up presenting duties again from the main studio.
“Well, that was a great start to the show. It’s also nice to see that Kirsty is taking her forfeit a little better than last time. We’ll return back to the university bar later on, but in the meantime let’s welcome on our 2 celebrity guests. We have former pop singer Mollie King representing Hampton & Richmond and former glamour model Michelle Marsh representing Oldham Athletic.”
Mollie is wearing a mustard yellow jumper, short brown PVC skirt and beige high heel shoes. Michelle has gone for a more glamorous look for her appearance on the show and is wearing a snazzy green cocktail dress with green high heel shoes.
Michelle is looking confident and laps up the applause from the audience, whereas Mollie looks concerned and meekily acknowledges the audience.
“Ok, so without further ado, lets announce the result of the match. Oldham were the victors with a 2-1 scoreline. There were 3 bookings for Hampton and 1 for Oldham.”
Mollie looked aghast and put her head in her hands as Michelle punched the air in delight.
“Whilst Mollie has a think about what’s in store for her lets go back to the university bar and can you hear us Laura?”
The giant TV screen flickers back into life and shows Laura smiling.
“Yes I can Jo. As you can see behind me there are 5 male students all about to throw their buckets of gunge at Kirsty.”
The buckets are thrown and Kirsty squeals again as the gunge coats her from all sides. She puts her hands through her long black hair to try and get rid of the excess gunge. She has gunge dripping off every inch of her body and are making her stockings glisten.
Back to the main studio, and it’s time for Michelle’s forfeits.
“Ok Michelle. 1 booking means 1 spin of the forfeit wheel.”
The buxom blonde spun and it landed on ‘Cleavage Filler’
Looking puzzled, Michelle turned to Jo “What does that mean?”
Jo smiled as she reaches for a jug of thick cream “It means I’m going to pour this inside that lovely green dress of yours.”
Jo pulled out the top of Michelle’s dress and poured the jug in. Michelle gasped as the cold cream poured over her bra-less tits and made her dress plaster itself to her chest, leaving very little to the imagination. Cream drips appeared running down her lower legs as it made its way down her body.
Jo picked up a custard pie “And finally for 1 goal conceded you get this!” Jo pushed the pie into Michelle’s face who was a little startled as her world went dark as the custard filled her eyes.
“Thank you Michelle, that’s all for you tonight. Before we get to Mollie, lets see how our Kirsty is doing.”
The overhead TV screen flickers into life and it seems that Kirsty has been taken out of the cage and is now sitting on a bar stool. Her large tits are being gawped at by most of the students as her hands have been handcuffed behind her back. There is a line of students all with a drink in their hand. Kirsty closes her eyes as someone shouts “Go!” and each student pours their drink over Kirsty’s head. Beer, lager, tomato juice, whiskey, coke, lemonade and an assortment of cocktails were among the drinks to be used on Kirsty. This has the effect of washing away some of the gunge that has been covering Kirsty, and makes her body glisten under the lights. Her large tits were now soaked with alcohol and there were plenty of male and female students who wished they could suck on them.
The picture on the screen faded out and Jo carried on.
“It seems that drinks are on Kirsty! Ha ha! I’m not sure where Laura was, but hopefully she is there next time we go back over to the bar. Now, it’s time for our favourite former Saturdays pop star to receive her forfeits. Mollie, your team were doing so well, but conceded 2 goals late in the game. How do you feel?”
“I am gutted. I thought we would hang on, and instead I’ve got to do some darned forfeits.”
“Let’s start with the bookings shall we. There were 3 for your team, so that means 3 spins of the forfeit wheel.”
Mollie tentatively walks to the wheel and spins.
As it spins around, Jo asks “What would be the worst forfeit in your opinion?”
Quickly, Mollie answers “Anything that involves taking my clothes off. I don’t want to be naked on live TV.”
Jo smiles as she watches the wheel slow down and settle on a segment called ‘Soup Surprise’
Jo reaches for a bowl of tomato soup and approaches the cringing Mollie. “The surprise is that it’s going to go over your head and in that lovely blonde hair of yours.”
Jo raised the bowl and upturns it, releasing the contents that splashes down onto Mollie’s head, coating her blonde locks.
“Yuck! That’s disgusting.”
“Next spin please Mollie”
Mollie tried to wipe away some of the soup from her hair and face as she spun again. This time it landed on ‘Mushy Pea Shoes’
A look of bewilderment followed, as Jo bent down and took off Mollie’s high heel shoes. She then proceeded to fill them with mushy peas, and then placed the shoes back on Mollie’s feet.
“Aaaarghhh, that feels so squelchy” Mollie shifted her feet around in her high heel shoes, as lumps of mushy peas were squeezed out onto the floor.
“Can you spin the wheel for the third and last time please?”
The wheel was spun and landed on ‘Strip 2 articles of clothing’
“Oh no!”
“Oh yes Mollie, get stripping!”
Mollie took a grip of her jumper and pulled it over her head and off her body to reveal a skimpy pink bra. She then proceeded to unzip the zip on her skirt and dropped the garment to the floor to reveal matching pink knickers. Mollie used her arms and hands to cover her underwear clad body as best she could.
Jo continues “We move onto the 1st goal conceded, and you get one of these in your face.” Jo thrusts a custard pie into the 31 year olds cute face. Mollie gasps as she wipes her eyes clear of custard, and feels Jo’s hand take her hand. Jo leads Mollie to the gunge tank and asks her to sit down.
“For the 2nd goal conceded, it’s gunge time!” Jo pulls the lever and Mollie screams as lashings of thick blue gunge rains down all over her. The gunge quickly coats the petite blonde until she is completely covered. Mollie uses her arms to cover her bra clad tits to ensure the flimsy bra material doesn’t give way under the gunge torrent, and reveal even more of her to the viewers at home.
Jo seemed pleased with herself. “That’s an epic gunging for Mollie there. Before we wrap up the show, let’s return to the university bar. Laura, are you there?”
The overhead screen flickers into life, and shows that Laura is in the cage, and has had her hands handcuffed to the top of the cage. She has also been stripped naked with her tits and muff in full view, and is just wearing a pair of black high heel shoes.
“What’s happened Laura?”
Laura gulps and answers coyly “I have been the subject of a practical joke with some of the students here, and they thought it would be funny for me to go in the cage, and to be stripped.”
“Oh dear, that is very unfortunate for you Laura!”
Laura screams as she is surrounded by 5 students with buckets of gunge, who duly chuck them at the shackled sports presenter, and she gets doused with the sticky gloop. The camera takes a close-up of Laura’s gunged naked body as the students roar with delight, before it pans to where Kirsty is, still sitting on a bar stool with her hands still handcuffed behind her back.
Kirsty has obviously had more drinks poured over her, as she is looking completely drenched in alcohol. Two students carry a large black dustbin over to Kirsty and raise it above her head. Kirsty looks up at the wrong moment as the dustbin is upturned and gallons of gloopy porridge hits her head and stream all over her naked body. There is lots of porridge as it gradually covers every inch of Kirsty until she is a white stodgy mess. As the camera takes a close-up, Kirsty lets out a knowing smile, as the students continue cheering.
Returning back to the main studio, and Jo wraps up the show “Thank you to Mollie King and Michelle Marsh for representing their respective teams. A special thank you to Kirsty Gallacher for taking her fifth goal forfeit so well, and finally a big thank you to Laura Woods for putting up with the unplanned students antics. So it’s goodbye from me, Jo Wilson. See you all soon for another fun episode of CSWL.”