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Welcome to the results show of this weeks CSWL with me your host Alex Hammond.
Alex is wearing a pink dress, pink high-heeled shoes, and her blonde hair is being worn down.
Now let’s move onto our guests shall we first up is Manchester City’s representative Princess Beatrice.
Princess Beatrice is wearing a short yellow dress, high-heeled wedged shoes, and her strawberry blonde hair is being worn down.
Now let’s meet our Manchester United representative and that is Irish TV Presenter Grainne Seoige.
Grainne is wearing a red wrapped dress, black sandal high-heeled shoes and her dark hair is being worn down.
Now first up for the forfeits is Princess Beatrice so would you please come over here please.
First up is the yellow cards and Manchester City had 1 of these so that means 1 custard pie for Princess Beatrice.
Alex then picks up the pie and slams it into the face of Princess Beatrice, it coats her face and bit of her hair.
The forfeit for pies are over now let’s move onto off sides shall we, and Manchester City had none of these so let’s move on again shall we and that is for the fouls Manchester City conceded 12 fouls here so that means 4 spins off the forfeit wheel.
Princess Beatrice spins the wheel for the first time and it lands on ‘Knickerbocker Glory’.
Princess Beatrice is then instructed to lift up her dress to reveal a yellow thong and revealing her bum to the world, which isn’t what you would expect from a Princess, and one thing she isn’t happy about doing.
But she does it none the less, the pudding is then slammed into Princess Beatrice’s posterior coating it into a multi-coloured mess, once the mess has been administered Princess Beatrice she pulls her dress back down to hide her embarrassment, she is then led over to the wheel to spin the wheel for the 2nd time.
Princess Beatrice spins the wheel and it lands on ‘Custard Drop’.
Princess Beatrice is instructed to dunk her head into a bucket of custard.
She does do this coating her strawberry blonde hair a yellow colour.
Once Princess Beatrice has finished this forfeit she is led over to the forfeit wheel.
Princess Beatrice spins the wheel and it lands on ‘Custard and Cream Bath’.
Princess Beatrice is instructed to enter the bath and her whole body is now coated in yellow custard and white cream, ruining her dress, matting her hair even more and coating her legs and shoes as well.
Princess Beatrice gets out of the bath and over to the forfeit wheel for her final spin of the wheel.
Princess Beatrice spins the wheel for the final time and this time it land’s on ‘Shower Surprise’.
Princess Beatrice is led over to a shower cubicle and then enters the cubicle, and then Alex pulls the lever to release some sloppy rice pudding all over Princess Beatrice and it is also very lumpy and very cold as well.
This leaves Princess Beatrice very cold and covered in lumpy Rice Pudding.
That is the forfeits for fouls conceded now it is onto the goal forfeit and Manchester City conceded just the one so it is a trip to the gunge tank for this forfeit.
Princess Beatrice is now sat into the gunge tank waiting for her fate and to be covered in red gunge the colours of Manchester United.
Alex then pulls the lever all over Princess Beatrice it, domes all over her covering her rice pudding coated body and, dress, it also seeps inside of Princess Beatrice coating her thong as well.
Thank you your highness says Alex you are done now Grainne it is over to you.
Well, Well, Well Grainne Manchester United conceded 3 goals so you know what that means don’t you.
Grainne meekly nods.
So Grainne it is off with your dress.
Grainne slowly removes her dress, to reveal a red bra and thong combo, and is made to turn around to show her lovely backside to the audience.
Now onto the forfeits for yellow cards, and Manchester United
They also only had the 1 yellow card so that means 1 custard pie for Grainne.
Alex picks up a custard pie and slams it into the face of Grainne.
Grainne wipes the custard away from her eyes, but the pie coats her face and bits of her hair and drips down onto her stomach.
Now it is onto off sides and like Manchester City, Manchester United also had 0 so let’s move on again so let’s move onto to fouls.
Manchester United again conceded 12 so that means 4 spins of the forfeit wheel.
Grainne spins the wheel and it land’s on ‘Chocolate Shower’.
Grainne is led over to the shower cubicle again and Alex then pulls the lever to release the chocolate all over a helpless Grainne.
The chocolate domes all over Grainne, coats her underwear clad body and mattes her dark hair in brown messy chocolate.
Once the Chocolate has ended Grainne is led out of the cubicle and over to the wheel for her 2nd spin.
Grainne spins the wheel and it lands on, ‘Treacle Bath’
Grainne is led over to the bath and she then has to submerge herself underneath the treacle for 10 seconds.
Once Grainne has submerged herself she then is asked to get out of the bath and led over to the forfeit wheel to spin for the 3rd time.
Grainne spins the wheel for the 3rd time and it lands on strip x2.
Grainne is astonished by this as it means that she will be left completely naked.
Grainne slowly removes her red bra from her body and using one of her hands to cover her boobs.
She then slowly removes her thong from her body as well to reveal her shaven vagina, but so no-one can see it she covers it up with her other free hand.
But Alex cheekily makes Grainne remove her hands to reveal her body in all of its glory.
Grainne is furious that Alex has made her do this and vows to get revenge at the end of the show.
Grainne is then led over to the wheel for the final time.
Grainne spins the wheel for the final and it lands on ‘Trifle Surprise’.
A chair is then bought out with a trifle that has been placed on it.
Grainne is led over to the chair before being slammed into it covering her bottom, her private areas, which causes her to moan, Grainne then gets up from the trifle to finish off these forfeits.
Alex announces these forfeits are now over it is time for the goal forfeits and as we know Manchester United conceded 3 so first up is the gunge tank.
Grainne is led inside of the gunge tank and sits down ready and waiting for her fate.
Alex pulls the lever to release the light blue gunge all over Grainne.
The gunge domes all over Grainne coating her from head to toe in the gunge.
Grainne then exits the tank and is then led over to the pillories for the 2nd goal forfeit.
Grainne is locked into the pillories and again her naked body has been exposed again,
Then there is 3 buckets that has been bought out and yet again like most of the time when a lady has been locked into the pillories they are , mud, pig slop and manure.
Alex then dispenses the first bucket of mud all over Grainne and makes sure she covers every inch of her body, Alex then picks the 2nd bucket which of course is the pigs slop and again makes sure she doesn’t miss any part, before finally going for the smelly stuff which of course is the manure, Grainne gags at the smell of it and Alex like normal covers every inch of her body.
Now onto the 3rd goal forfeit which is the ‘Mud Bath’.
Grainne is led over to the bath and like she had to with the treacle has to submerge her self under it for 10 seconds, Grainne does as she is told and re-submerging covered in a dark brown sticky mess, she then exits the bath.
Unaware to Alex, Princess Beatrice has set up the pillories and Grainne is slowly creeping up on Alex and grabs her from behind and makes her way over to the pillories before locking Alex in them.
Then both ladies proceed to start pelting the remaining pies all over Alex, covering her from head to toe in sticky pie and ruining her dress, they then manage to find some gunge buckets which have a variety of colours of gunge in them the first lot consists of, red, blue, yellow, green, pink and purple gunge which they throw all over a helpless Alex coating every inch of her body and dress in the gunge.
Both ladies then find a pair of scissors and start cutting at Alex’s dress, once this is removed they leave Alex, in a pink bra and thong, before finding some buckets that have food in them which is custard, mushy peas, baked, beans, rice, pudding and some gravy leaving Alex in her underwear covered in even more mess.
The ladies then pick up their scissors again and this time cut at Alex’s bra and thong, before leaving her a naked mess, they then pick up a couple buckets of water so that they can reveal Alex’s naked body to the world, Alex by now is fuming at this development.
They then pick up the remaining gunge buckets, which is grey, brown, black gold and silver and they turn Alex into a multi-coloured mess again.
They then pick up the final 3 buckets of mud, pig slop, and manure to humiliate Alex even more and making her gag at the smell of the Manure.
Alex is then led out of the pillories to wrap up the show, thank you for joining me a messy naked humiliated Alex Hammond, and my 2 guests a humiliated but still clothed Princess Beatrice and a naked humiliated Grainne Seoige, also don’t forget to join Jo Wilson for tonight’s result show of the FA Cup tie between Hampton and Richmond and Oldham Athletic and her 2 guests Mollie King and Michelle Marsh.
This week is the International Break, so no CSWL from me, but I will be back for Chelsea vs Spurs game the following week