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Welcome to the results episode of this weeks CSWL with me your host Lyndsey Hipgrave 
Lyndsey is wearing the same red mini dress, and high-heeled shoes with her hair curled at the bottom.
I know the result so let’s get on with the show shall we and first up is the Liverpool representative for this evening Tennis ace Caroline Wozniaki.
Caroline is wearing the same one piece dress she had on in the preview show, with black high-heeled shoes and her long blonde hair being worn down.
So Caroline how do you think it went tonight.
Well Lyndsey I think it went good and there is not lot of mess coming my way.
Thank you for that Caroline now lets move onto our Manchester City representative shall we and that is the lovely Michelle Keegan.
Michelle is still wearing the same white mini dress and black high-heeled shoes she had on in the preview show, with her dark hair being worn down.
And with the result finishing 0-0 we obviously have the special 0-0 forfeit coming up at the en of the programme.
Lets move onto the forfeits shall we for the home team so Caroline will you come over please.
First up is the yellow cards, Liverpool suffered of having just the one so that means it is just one custard pie for you Caroline.
Lyndsey plants the pie into the face of Caroline, coating her lovely facial features in custard.
Now lets move onto the off sides shall we, and Liverpool had 2 here so that means 2 spins of the forfeit wheel.
The wheel is spun and it lands on ‘Milk Bath’
Caroline is instructed to get into the bath and submerge herself for 10 seconds.
Once the 10 seconds are up Caroline is covered in milk coating her legs, and matting her hair.
Caroline then exits the bath and goes over to spin the wheel again for the 2nd time this time it lands on ‘Gunge Tank’
Caroline is led over to the gunge tank where she will be covered in green slime.
Lyndsey then pulls the lever to cover Caroline in the green sticky slime, that coats her lovely blonde hair and her white dress has been turned into a murky green colour.
Now it is time to move onto the forfeits for the fouls committed, and with the 0-0 forfeit in effect we are going to do something a little different today and that is count for every 5 fouls committed we are going to do a forfeit so that is 2 spins of the wheel for you then please Caroline.
Caroline spins the wheel and it lands on ‘Mud Dunk’.
Caroline is led over to the Dunk Tank where she will be dunked into some mud.
Lyndsey then pulls the lever to dunk Caroline into the dunk tank and her now, green slimed covered body, has now been turned into a dark brown colour , turning her blonde hair a mucky brown colour as well ruining her dress and he shoes as well.
Now it is onto Caroline’s final spin of the forfeit wheel and the wheel lands on ‘In The Stocks’.
Caroline is led over to the stocks where there is various buckets of mess waiting to be poured over the hapless Caroline who is now being locked into the stocks.
First up is a bucket of rice pudding, and the rice pudding is being poured all over Caroline’s feet and then up her legs coating them in a mushy white colour.
Next up is a bucket of custard and this is being poured from Caroline’s stomach all over her dress up to the top of her shoulders, and then over the bottom of her back to the top of her back and over the back of her shoulders.
Next up is a bucket of mushy peas, and this bucket is being poured all over the custard and the middle of her body, making it into a congealed mess.
Now finally the final bucket which is a bucket of baked beans and this bucket is being targeted to Caroline’s face and hair and making orange stains on top of the mud that already coats Caroline.
Now finally Liverpool had 2% less possession than Manchester City so we have one custard pie waiting for Caroline, and Lyndsey plants the custard pie into Caroline’s face.
Thank you Caroline we will see you again later for the special forfeit.
Now Michelle will you join me over here please.
Michelle gingerly walks over to join Lyndsey in the gunging area.
First up is the forfeit for yellow cards, Manchester City had 3 of these so that is 3 custard pies waiting for Michelle, Lyndsey plants the first one into Michelle’s hair turning her dark hair into a custardy mess, before grabbing to more pies and giving Michelle a pie sandwich coating her face in yellow custard.
Now that forfeit is over let’s move onto the off sides shall we and Manchester City had 5 of these but we will split these up so for 2 off sides it will be a spin of the wheel.
Michelle spins the wheel and it lands on just like Caroline it lands on ‘Milk Bath’
Michelle then enters the bath and again just like Caroline had to do submerge herself under the milk for 10 seconds.
Once Michelle has done this she exits the bath and goes over to the wheel just like Caroline to spin again.
And just like Caroline the wheel lands on ‘Mud Dunk’.
Is the wheel playing up today laughs Lyndsey as we are getting the same forfeits.
Michelle is led over to the dunk tank, and then Lyndsey then pulls the lever sending Michelle into the muddy dunk tank and coats her white dress turning it a dark brown colour along with coating her legs, face matting her dark hair as well.
Michelle is then led out of the dunk tank, and the forfeits for off sides are now done let’s move onto the fouls shall we.
And again for every 5 fouls committed it is 2 spins of the forfeit wheel.
Michelle spins the wheel and it lands on ‘Gunge Tank’
Michelle is led over to the gunge tank and will be covered in green slime like Caroline before her.
Lyndsey then pulls the lever to coat Michelle in sticky green slime, doming all over her body and over the mud the coats her body already.
Now Michelle exits the gunge tank and goes over to the wheel for the final time and again just like Caroline before her the wheel lands on ‘In The Stocks’.
Lyndsey leads Michelle over to the stocks before locking her into the stocks and brings over the same 4 buckets and contents that Caroline had to suffer.
First up is the Rice Pudding, and again Lyndsey targets Michelle’s feet and legs, pouring the rice pudding over the mud and gunge clad legs of Michelle.
Before picking up the next bucket, which is a bucket of custard and again Michelle’s midsection is being focused on by Lyndsey, pouring the custard over the mud and gunge that already covers Michelle.
Lyndsey then grabs the 3rd bucket and this is the bucket that contains mushy peas, and pours the mush peas over the custard clad midriff of Michelle, turning it into a yellow and green congealed mess.
Before finally picking up the final bucket of baked beans and proceeds to pour the bucket over Michelle’s hair and face coating the mud and gunge that covers her face and hair and adds an orange tinge to it.
That is all the forfeits completed for you Michelle now Caroline would you please join us both over here please, as I reveal what the forfeit for a 0-0 draw entails.
Lyndsey pulls back a curtain to reveal an over hanging beam that both ladies will be strapped into, but before they are strapped in she asks them to strip naked.
Both ladies are bemused by this but do as they are told.
Now that the ladies are stripped Lyndsey straps them in to the over hanging beam to reveal all of their bodies, but they have been washed off a little bit to make it even more humiliating for them so the audience can see their nice boobs and there shaven vaginas with their pert bums on shows as well.
Now that is done Lynsey starts to pick up a bucket before she is interrupted.
Not so fast Lyndsey what do you think you are doing a voice says, before she walks into the room, I am apply the ladies forfeit, she announces no you are not you are joining them up there.
In walks Lyndsey’s co-presenter on BT Sport and a lady that has already been humiliated this series on CSWL Jules Breach.
Jules is wearing a light pink top with a black leather skirt and strappy white high-heeled shoes.
Lyndsey as you know new presenters also have to suffer humiliation, I have been humiliated on this show now it is your turn.
Get out of your clothes will you as you are joining Caroline and Michelle up there.
Lyndsey reluctantly does as she is told, slowly removing her dress to reveal red matching underwear in a very skimpy red bra and a red thong combo.
Lyndsey then also removes her bra and thong very slowly and strategically places her arms to cover up her modesty, even though it is not going to last very long as she will be in her crowning glory soon for everyone to see.
Now that Lyndsey is naked Jules then leads her over to the over head beam where she is strapped in alongside Caroline and Michelle.
Now Jules and the crew are going to have a lot of fun in dispensing all of these buckets over 3 helpless naked ladies.
Firstly they start with red gunge, before moving onto blue gunge then followed by yellow and green gunge before gold silver brown and black gunge follow leaving all 3 ladies an unrecognisable mess.
But they are not done there and then a bucket of mud is then poured over all 3 ladies making them a brown sludgy mess, before the final 2 bucket are then bought out and they contain pig slop and manure first the pig slop is then dispensed over all 3 ladies and the colour of it is a dark yellow colour, before finally finishing with the manure that leads to all 3 ladies gagging at the foul smell of it.
All 3 ladies are then released from the beam and Jules makes a hasty retreat before they grab her to get her messy and it allows Lyndsey to wrap up the show for this evening.
Thank you for joining me a very messy and humiliated Lyndsey Hipgrave and my 2 guests Caroline Wozniaki and Michelle Keegan and special guest Jules Breach for inflicting the final forfeit for all 3 of us 2 suffer.
And also don’t forget to join Bianca Westwood at the weekend for a very special International Edition of CSWL and her guests, Rachel Wyse, Jo Wilson, Hayley McQueen, Vicky Gommersal and Orla Chennaoui.
I will most likely skip the International Break and will return next weekend with the standout fixture of Manchester United vs Chelsea.