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“Welcome to a special midweek edition of CSWL. My name is Hayley McQueen and it’s the second round of the EFL Cup on Tuesday night and we have the Premiership’s Cardiff City hosting Norwich from the Championship.”
Hayley is wearing a black cocktail dress with thin shoulder straps. As she walks to the centre of the stage, her tits bounce around inside her dress which strongly suggests she is not wearing a bra. Black stockinged legs and black high heel shoes complete her outfit. She has also chosen bright red lipstick and matching painted fingernails.
Hayley runs her hand through her long blonde hair. “Let’s introduce our celebrities for this game. From the One Show, we have Alex Jones who will be representing Cardiff City from her homeland.”
Alex walks on wearing a yellow blouse, a short tight-fitting blue leather skirt, black stockinged legs and silver high heel shoes.
“Hi Alex. You look very sexy in your outfit tonight, but I’m interested to know why you have chosen to wear a yellow blouse.”
Alex frowned and replied “I thought it would go very nicely with my leather skirt. Do you not think it’s a good combination?”
“I do. But yellow is the colour of Cardiff’s opponents. Surely you can’t be secretly supporting Norwich so that you get to be messed up lots and have to do humiliating forfeits?”
“No, of course not! I don’t want that to happen at all. I guess it’s just a coincidence.”
“Fair enough then. I think it’s now time to introduce the next celebrity. She was born in Norfolk which makes Norwich her local team, please welcome weathergirl Lucy Verasamy!”
Lucy walks on wearing a tight white shirt, a cream speckled short skirt, black stockinged legs and black high heel shoes.
“Blimey Lucy, I thought Alex’s skirt was short, but yours is even shorter!”
Lucy blushes and tries to straighten her skirt as if trying to make it cover more of her shapely legs.
“How do you rate your team’s chances? You are playing a team that is a division higher than you, so are you worried?”
“Well yes I am a little worried. I’ve not been on the show before but I’ve seen what’s happened in previous episodes, and I really want to minimise the mess and humiliation as much as possible.”
“Ok. Well let’s hope for your sake that Cardiff put out their reserve team, otherwise it could be very bad for you.”
Lucy gulped, as Alex butted in. “You’ve every reason to be worried Lucy. Cardiff won the same fixture twice last season. If I recall correctly it was 2-0 and 3-1.”
Hayley looked down at her notes “Alex, that is absolutely correct. Have you been doing some research before the game?”
“Yes of course. When I was asked to appear on this show, I wanted to make sure my team have a good chance of victory. Also Cardiff have bought new players since those matches last season, so they are going to be so much better this time!”
Lucy remained silent, as she nervously fidgeted with the waistband of her skirt.
“So we have a supremely confident Alex versus a rather sheepish looking Lucy. It will be interesting to find out if Alex is right to be so confident.”
“Ok. Now let’s explain the rules for the game.
If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.
For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.
If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.
If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”
Lucy looked shocked at this announcement, and was open mouthed at the sudden realisation of what could happen to her.
Alex smiled and turned to Lucy. “You may as well take your clothes off now Lucy, because it’s a dead cert that we will be scoring at least 4 goals.”
Lucy shook her head “Lets wait and see, shall we?”
Hayley continued with the rules “There will also be spins of the Forfeit Wheel for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed.”
Pausing to look down at her notes again, Hayley smiled. “Just looking again at the same 2 games last season, and both games had bookings for each team, and Cardiff even missed a penalty during one of their victories.”
The smile was wiped off Alex’s face, as she heard this news.
“Let’s hope that this doesn’t happen again Alex, as its normally a severe forfeit for a missed penalty. It could mean you’re the one getting naked!”
Hayley smiled as she turned to the camera “You will all have watched the last CSWL episode where Brentford drew with Aston Villa. During that episode Sarah-Jane Mee spun the Forfeit Wheel which landed on a segment which meant that the presenter of the show, Vicky Gomersall, would have to spin the Forfeit Wheel herself at the end of that show. We’ve had lots of viewers write in to say they were disappointed that this did not happen as that Show ran out of time. The good news is that we do have time on today’s preview show, so please welcome Vicky on to the stage.”
A rather dejected looking Vicky walked on wearing a tight white top, black skirt and cream high heel shoes.
“Hi Vicky. It was a good show you presented last time, but did you think you would get away with your forfeit?”
“Yes I did Hayley. When the producer told me that we had run out of time, I breathed a sigh of relief.”
“Never mind Vicky. We better had get on with this, otherwise we’ll run out of time as well. I think it was 5 spins so do you want to spin the first one?”
Grudgingly Vicky spun the wheel and it eventually settled on a segment called “Muddy Feet”
A masked man wearing all black and a black mask enters carrying a bucket. He places it down on the floor next to Vicky and asks her to take her high heel shoes off. Vicky duly obliged and the man submerges then in the bucket which is full of slimy mud. He fishes them out and places them at the feet of Vicky.
Vicky gingerly places her left foot into her shoe and a loud squelch is heard. Vicky grimaces as she then places her right foot into the other shoe.
“How does that feel Vicky?”
“Squelchy and slippery!”
“Ha Ha. Time for your second spin.” The wheel was spun and landed on “Tomato Soup”
The masked men returned to the stage carrying a large bowl of cold tomato soup. He stands directly behind Vicky and raises the bowl before promptly upturning it over Vicky’s head. Vicky shrieks as the cold soup splatters on to her lovely blonde hair and runs down her face.
A third spin ensued, and “Strip 1 article of clothing” was chosen.
Vicky decided to take her top off, which revealed a flimsy white bra struggling to hold her tits in, to the enjoyment of the audience.
“Ok Vicky, only 2 more spins to go!”
Vicky spun the wheel again and it landed on “Gunge time”
Hayley led Vicky to the gunge tank and Vicky made herself comfortable on the seat inside. No sooner had she done this, gallons of thick green gunge streamed down on her. Vicky squealed under the gunge torrent, and the force of the gunge was such, that Vicky’s flimsy bra was quick to give way and was stripped from her body to reveal her tits.
The gunge flow eventually ceased and Vicky stood back up and walked out of the tank. She was completely covered and as she looked down on herself she realised her gungey tits were on show for everyone to see. Vicky quickly used her hands to grab hold of her tits to cover her modesty.”
Hayley smiled “We got an extra bonus there! Ha Ha! Last spin Vicky, but I can see you have got your hands full, so I’ll spin the wheel for you.”
The wheel landed on “Custard Pies”
Hayley, Alex and Lucy were given a sloppy custard pie each and they took it in turns to slap the pie into Vicky’s face. Alex was the last one to do this, but made sure she smeared the pie over Vicky’s hair as well.
“Thank you Vicky for coming on our preview show. No doubt we will see you presenting another show in the future, so until then, goodbye!”
Vicky gave a weak smile to the audience and trudged off as Hayley grinned and turned to the camera “Tune back in on Tuesday night folks, when we will announce the final result and reveal what’s in store for Alex and Lucy.”
“And don’t forget that Orla will be presenting the match between Manchester United and Tottenham on Monday night, so make sure you don’t miss that!”