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Welcome back to CSWL and the results show a distinctively worried looking Jo Wilson announces as she knows what has happened in the game she was keeping an eye on but we will get to that later.
Jo is still wearing the same short red mini dress she had on in the preview show with the same beige high-heeled shoes.
Jo welcomes back both ladies to the show, one looking a lot happier than the other which is Fran Kirby, but that doesn’t mean both will be getting messy.
SO let’s welcome back Fran shall we 
Fran is still wearing the same short black dress, and pink high-heeled shoes with her hair parted to the right hand side, that she had on the preview show.
And now lets welcome back our Arsenal representative Alex Scott
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Alex is still wearing the same pink, blue and white dress she had on in the preview show, with the strappy pink high-heeled shoes, but not for much longer as Alex knows the forfeit for conceding 3 goals.
So let’s get to the result shall we.
The game finished Chelsea 3-2 Arsenal with goals from Pedro, Morata and Alonso for Chelsea with Mkhitaryan and Iwobi the goals for Arsenal, so Alex as you know the forfeit for conceding 3 goals, states Jo who then says at least your dress will stay clean even if you won’t be.
Alex sheepishly starts to remove her dress, and starts to reveal a white bra that isn’t going to over much protection to her upper body and a white thong that shows her athletic bum.
My, my, my Alex I would have worn better underwear knowing full well I could be getting a gunging, Jo says jokingly.
Well Jo I didn’t think I would be in the state of undress did I until you released the rules.
So now that is out-of-the-way shall we get onto the forfeits, exclaims Jo.
First up is the yellow cards and there was 0 for Chelsea but 2 for Arsenal, so Jo walks over to Alex and gives her a pie sandwich with 2 custard pies.
Now onto the fouls committed Chelsea committed 12 to Arsenal’s 9, but what i didn’t mention in the preview show is that for every 3 fouls committed you both will lose an item of clothing, Jo proudly exclaims and then chuckles as she now knows there is going to be 2 naked clad female footballers stood in front of her.
You can’t do that both ladies shout angrily at Jo.
Yes I can and I will my show my rules. Jo proudly announced.
Both ladies slowly start to remove the clothing that they are currently wearing, and also are trying the best they can to cover up there private parts.
Now that both ladies have stripped we will start on the forfeit for off sides, and both teams had 3 a piece so for this forfeit we have 3 jugs of gravy. And Jo slowly starts to pour the gravy firstly over Fran’s head matting her hair and goes down her body and over her boobs and down into her nether regions and down her nice athletic bum to.
Then Jo turns her attention to Alex and she does exactly the same to Alex as she did to Fran, pours it over her head matting it and then continues to pour down Alex’s naked athletic body, over her boobs, and again over her nether regions and bum.
Now onto the final forfeit before we get to the goal’s forfeit Jo says authoritatively, and that is for the possession.
Chelsea had 62% possession to Arsenal’s 38% and here for every 2% difference I will throw that many different pies all over Alex here, Jo says with a smile on her face, so that is a difference of 24% so that will be 12 pies for Alex.
The first pie Jo hits Alex with is all over her face covering her facial features in blueberry pie. The 2nd pie Alex plats on top of Alex’s head and this pie is cherry pie. Jo then grabs 2 banana pies and rubs them over Alex’s right foot and up her right leg. She then grabs 2 blackberry pies and does the same on the left side.
Jo then places the 7th pie which an apricot pie on a chair and then pushes Alex down onto the chair, covering Alex’s lovely bum in apricot pie.
Jo smashed the 8th and 9th pies which is 2 apple pies down the back of Alex’s right leg and over her right foot as well.
The 10th and 11th pies are black forest gateaux’s and they go down the back of Alex’s left leg and foot.
Finally the 12 pie is a strawberry cheesecake and is rubbed down the back of Alex all over her back as well.
Now onto the first forfeit for the first goal conceded, and 2 gunge tanks are wheeled out one with blue gunge in for Alex who will be gunged in Chelsea’s colours and one with red gunge to gunge Fran with.
Both ladies are led over to their respective tanks and sit inside of them, before Jo pulls the chains on the tanks to cover both ladies in the gunge of the opposite team. The gunge domes over both ladies covering both ladies from head to toe.
Now onto the forfeit for 2 goals conceded and that is a trip to the pillories for both ladies. The are led over to the pillories and both locked into position, and now they are not able to cover their modesty.
But Jo then pours buckets of different substances over both ladies, this contains, custard, mushy peas, baked beans, more gravy and multicoloured gunge.
When Jo finishes she states that Fran is down done and can sit down and watch the rest of Alex’s forfeit take place but she can’t get change or nothing until after the show has finished.
Now Alex your final forfeit is for 3 goals and is a trip to this bath that is being wheeled out now that is full of manure.
Alex would you please get in the bath, exclaims Jo.
Alex gingerly gets into the bath because the smell of the bath is absolutely disgusting and she gags at the thought of it.
Alex also please can you duck your head under for 10 seconds then you may get out of the bath.
Alex is fuming by this claim from Jo, but knows that she will be getting her revenge later on so does it.
Thank you Alex for that now join us after the break where I will be facing my forfeits from the game that I had my eye on a worried Jo says.
Welcome back to our 2nd part of this CSWL announces Fran and Alex who has now taken over presenting duties to inflict Jo with her punishments.
So Jo as you know you put as through torture now it is time for us to get revenge and as you know your punishments was doubled due to the fact that your team St Johnstone was playing in the Scottish league Cup away at lower league Queen of the South, but before we get to the forfeits shall we bring up the score.
Queen Of The South 2-4 St Johnstone AET
So Jo as you know St Johnstone conceded 2 goals so that means you will be taking the gunging naked for your double punishment.
So Jo reluctantly removes her dress revealing some very revealing underwear showing a lot of cleavage in the skimpy red bra that she has on, and showing her nice pert bum with the red thong she has on underneath as well.
Now that is out the way time to reveal the forfeits Jo occurred first up there was 0 yellow cards, so no punishment here, now onto the off sides and again 0 for either team. What about fouls committed states both ladies well St Johnstone gave away 9 but as Jo is already naked she will have to have a liquid forfeit here.
So 9 buckets of different substances are bought out ready for Fran and Alex to cover Jo in.
First up we have custard where they pour it over Jo’s legs and feet and over her nether region, 2nd up is mushy peas where they pour this down the back of her legs and over her pert bum , 3rd, baked beans are then poured over her boobs and over her stomach and chest turning them orange, 4th gravy, where her hair is the prime target here turning her nice blonde hair a dirty dark brown matting it in the process. 5th up is a pie where it is smashed into her face covering her face in chocolate as it was a chocolate pie that was used.
6th up is a bucket of congealed mess that has been leftover from the canteen and they proceed to dump the mess over Jo.
7th they grab a fire extinguisher before opening it and covering Jo in foam.
8th bucket is a bucket of pig slop, and again Jo hair has been targeted for this, and the smell of it is absolutely hideous and makes Jo gag.
Now that is out-of-the-way time to move onto the goal forfeits first up is the gunge tank covered in blue gunge to represent Queen of The South’s kit.
Jo is led inside of the tank where she is placed inside and sits down, before both ladies pull the cord and releases the gunge all over Jo covering her from head to toe.
Now as the gunge has finished Jo exits the tank and is led over to the pillories where she is locked in and now not able to cover her modesty.
Now more buckets have been bought out to cover Jo in these are red gunge, blue gunge, yellow gunge, green gunge, brown and black gunge.
Both ladies pick up the buckets and start throwing them at all angles all over a helpless Jo covering Jo in a slued of multi coloured gunge.
Now that is over for Jo, she is released from the pillories and led over to the bath that is again filled to the brim with manure, and like Alex she gingerly get’s into the bath, and has to duck her head under it for 10 seconds just like Alex did, and again like Alex, Jo gagged because of the putrid smell of manure.
Once Jo is done she gets out of the bath and is led over to her final humiliating forfeit which is the dunk tank, which is filled up with multi-coloured gunge.
Both Fran and Alex pull the lever sending Jo into the slop below, and Jo goes right under and now is an unrecognisable mess and the gunge is getting into places that Jo didn’t want them to get.
And now finally Jo is led out of the tank, and all 3 ladies run over to each others clothes and shoes and grab them and throw them into the dunk tank, meaning they will all now have to go home in the state they are in as their clothes have now been ruined and they can not shower as the shower are broken.
Jo is then handed back the presenting duties to wrap up the show.
Join us again on Monday night where my colleague Orla Chennaoui has another episode of CSWL and the game involved is Crystal Palace vs Liverpool, where she will be joined by one of our ex-colleagues in Kirsty Gallacher and GMB presenter Susanna Reid, so join Orla for that, I want to thank my guests this evening Alex Scott and Fran Kirby for the way they took the punishments and got humiliated the way they did, so thank you ladies for that, and lets hope we don’t get as messy and humiliated as we did tonight, states Jo it is goodnight from me a very humiliated naked messy presenter Jo Wilson