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“Welcome back to the show. I am Orla and we are continuing the preview towards tonight’s match against Palace and Liverpool.”
Orla is seated on a chair and facing her is Susanna and Kirsty who are on a sofa.
“How are you feeling ladies?”
Kirsty was the first to respond “Well, I’ve appeared on this show a few times before, but I’m very confident that Liverpool will do well. They have just bought a goalkeeper for £56m, so I’m expecting a clean sheet and no forfeits for me to do.”
“Ok, and how about you Susanna?”
“I’m also confident that my team will do well. Liverpool may have the bigger names, but home advantage counts for a lot in this league, and I’m sure the team will do me proud.”
Orla turns back to face the camera. “It seems both ladies are expecting big performances from their teams today. Let’s take a look at what happened in this same fixture last season.”
Orla looks down to her papers. “Ok, it was a tight match last season, but Liverpool just prevailed with a 2-1 win. There were 2 bookings for each time and no penalties were missed.”
“If that happened again tonight, then it means both of you would receive a custard pieing, Susanna would take a trip to our gunge tank. There would also be 2 spins for each of you on the Forfeit Wheel for the bookings.”
Both Susanna and Kirsty gulped as they considered the mess they may be in with a similar result tonight.
Susanna was curious “So what kind of forfeits are on the wheel?”
Kirsty joined in “Yes, we should know before the game starts!”
“You seem to be very interested in the Forfeit Wheel. Well, we are not going to reveal the actual Wheel until tonight, but as you both want to know so badly, we will provide you a little glimpse of that now.”
The sound of a whirring wheel could be heard in the background and at the side of the studio set. It was not visible to the 3 ladies on the sofas and chair, as the sound of the whirring slowed and stopped.
Orla asked “So what forfeit has the wheel landed on for Susanna?”
A man dressed all in black, with a black mask on his face walked onto the stage, and stood at the back of the sofa over the seated Susanna. “Its Eggs on the Head”, and proceeded to quickly smash 6 eggs directly onto the head of Susanna.
The audience laughed as a shrieking Susanna took her forfeit. The egg yolk matted her hair and formed streams down her hair and down her forehead and onto her face. Drips of egg yolk turned her dark blue dress that little bit darker.
“Hey, that’s disgusting! I only wanted to know what things were on the wheel, not to actually get one of the forfeits now.”
Orla smiled “Well, now you know what one of them is!”
Susanna was desperately trying to wipe the egg from her face and hair as the masked man walked off and the sound of the wheel began whirring again. When it stopped, the masked man walked back on again and stood at the back of the sofa over the seated Kirsty.
“Hey, now wait a minute” exclaimed Kirsty.
Orla ignored her “And what has the Forfeit Wheel landed on for Kirsty?”
The masked man said “Milk Bath” and produced a bottle of milk which he promptly upturned and doused Kirsty with its contents. Kirsty gasped as the cold milk splashed over her head and down her face. The masked man moved the bottle a bit further over her, so some of the milk went into her cleavage and flowed inside and outside of the front of her dress.
“Thanks for nothing! Now I’m all milky and wet!”
“You also wanted to know what was on the Wheel, so you now know another one.”
Kirsty looked down on herself and could see the top of her sexy red dress had plastered itself a little to her tits, and a faint outline of her nipples could be seen through the dress material.
Kirsty looked towards Orla and smiled “This is your first time presenting CSWL isn’t it?”
“Yes it is.”
“You do know that sometimes the presenter is unwittingly dragged into the forfeits?”
Orla looked down at her script “Err, I think you’re wrong there. No one has mentioned anything like that to me.”
Kirsty and Susanna smiled at each other, as Orla faced the camera again “That’s it for our preview show. Tune in again tonight to find out the final score and what is in store for our two lovely ladies.”