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“Welcome to Great Celebrity Rivalries,” yelled AnnaSophia Robb over a screaming crowd.
Anna was wearing a green dress. “Since this is our first episode, I’ll go over the basics of the game: Two celebrities who are locked in a feud will come onto the show and tell both their sides of the feud. After this, a trivia question will be asked for each contestant, and if one of them gets the question wrong, another celebrity who has a bone to pick with them preselected by the producers will come up and subject them to a poll by the viewers to determine which one of them will be gunged… naked. The person who gets the question right or whose opponent gets it wrong will move on to the next episode to face another question and, when applicable, poll. Also, for those of you who look at us and think, ‘Why are we doing this consensuously?’ Well, believe it or not, several celebrities turned down this show before they got lucky. If we didn’t want to do this, we wouldn’t be on the show.
“Now, this first rivalry is between yours truly and Dakota Fanning.
“Since I’m the host, I’ll say what she has to say. Dakota claims that I stole all the roles that she deserved since 2004′s “Because of Winn Dixie.” I say that I deserved all the roles that I got. This question will determine who’s right. Let’s bring her out.”
Dakota came out wearing a white blouse and skinny jeans that showed off her petite, sexy body. The two women hugged each other, leading to confused mutterings from the audience.
“This is really just a disagreement between friends,” Anna explained. “It comes up periodically, and we eventually heard about this show being put into production, and we thought, ‘Well, if we can’t settle this ourselves, we may as well leave it up to chance.’ When I heard they also needed a host, I signed up for that, as well. Me and Hannah, as she’s called by her friends, have agreed that no matter what happens, we’ll stay friends. So, Hannah, you ready?”
“Ready as I’ll ever be, I guess,” Dakota said somewhat nervously.
“Okay, so, since I’m the host, we’ve hired an intern to ask the trivia question. So, it is my pleasure to announce his name: Don Brown!”
Don looks nerdy, with glasses and overly neat clothing.
“Okay,” said Don. “The question is, which famous amputee did Anna play in her last film to be released before “The Carrie Diaries?”
Anna was quick to raise her hand. “Bethany Hamilton.”
“Close enough,” said Don. “Ms. Hamilton wasn’t technically an amputee, but she does have one arm. So, Anna, you win this round.” As Anna jumped up and down, Don exited. After she calmed down and briefly comforted a shocked-looking Dakota, she turned back to face the audience.
“Okay, I’ll admit it: I picked that question because I knew I’d answer it, considering I’d be coming back to host the show anyway if it gets picked up. So, Hannah, I’d like to reintroduce you to the celeb that has a bone to pick with you, Kristen Stewart.”
Kristen came out wearing a purple dress.
“So, Kristen, what’s the cheese on your rivalry?” asked Anna.
“Well, like you, it’s not so much a rivalry as it is a disagreement. We kissed in “The Runaways,” and we can’t agree on who was the better kisser. I say it’s me and vise versa. Also like you, we’ll remain friends no matter what happens.”
“Well, I wish the best of luck to you,” said Anna. “And now, audience members watching from your homes, I’d like to bring to your attention a poll for who you think should get a nude gunging. We’ll be back in a week if the show gets picked up, which will be announced tomorrow, and then you can go on this website-” (a URL is displayed) “-to vote on who’ll get it. But remember, even if one person wins, there may be a surprise in store for them. Vote away!”
