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The theme music played, Colin made his final superstitious count, then smiled at the camera.
“Hello, and welcome to The Colin Show, and have we got a special one for you tonight.” His Canadian accent was quite strong, despite all the years he’d spent in the States. He had recently moved to London, expanding his brand of straight talking interviews to a new audience.
“Later on, we’ll have the cast of How I Met Your Mother…” 
To which the audiences cheered, “But first we have two ladies who have been on many gungey adventures together. They are well known for their exploits, and tonight we get to find out just that little bit more about them. Please give your warmest welcome to Kelly and Emma.”
The two girls walked onto the stage, each dressed smart, but not overstated. Emma wore a red dress with her left shoulder exposed, with her blond shoulder length hair having pink highlights. Kelly on the other hand sported a bright green strapless number, with her strawberry blond hair flittering about her cleavage. They walked over to Colin, each giving a kiss on the cheek, before sitting down.
— After the Author’s note —
Remember the interviews we had back at the beginning of the year, as well as a couple last year? Well this is going to be something like that. Kelly and Emma will answer your questions, although they reserve the right of “no comment”, and obviously I will moderate what questions are asked, as well as maybe throw in a few of my own. Don’t worry about the framing of this story. Kelly and Emma are perfectly aware of who they are, that they are characters in a fictional world (they met Alexandre after all, and the fourth wall does not exist for them), and they’re not embarrassed about the fact that some complete strangers know some very personal going ons in their mansion.
The questions will be framed as questions from the blog, pretty much like you get “so-so on Twitter” on normal interviews.
If you want to know more about Kelly and Emma’s exploits, please check the archive page for my stories. Most of the stories involve these ladies in some way, and will give an insight into what they’ve already been through, and what they’re like. Feel free to ask a question about a particular incident, or for elaboration on something already mentioned.
Do not ask about the photo credit, I got it off the HIMYM facebook page, please look it up there if you are really bothered.
As well as answering your questions, Kelly and Emma will be showing off one of their tanks on the show (Peter had it shipped specially), and one of the other guests will be demonstrating it. So I’ll leave it up to yourselves to decide which member of How I Met Your Mother will be gunged. Of course, this being a “female gungee” orientated site, it’s the highest female who will be in the gunge tank. I’m just interested to know who will waste their one vote on one of the guys (although the tie break situation involves husbands and such, but that’s neither here nor there). Maybe I’ll have a guy pull the chain, that might not waste putting them in the poll.
In terms of time frame, the poll will last about a week, but you can continue to ask questions until around September, although I don’t promise when I’ll put the story up. You’ll know I’m writing up the story when the story is no longer sticky, so don’t be surprised if I miss a question after that.
Any questions about the story premise, please reply to the first comment. Any question for the story, please put as a new reply. Hopefully this all makes sense and you enjoy the story, even taking part.
