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“Welcome back to the 15th and hopefully final part of Tiswas/OTT Charity Revival” said a rather weary looking Chris Tarrant. “Can we please have the lovely Rochelle Humes back on stage” Chris announced. The pregnant, naked and gunge covered Rochelle walked back on stage dragging a chair behind her. “I even have to bring on my own ******* props” she joked. “Take a seat Rochelle. Although you already have” Chris joked. Rochelle sat down laughing. “We’ve got a few extra people wanting to join your Baby Shower” Chris added.
“Please welcome Denise Van Outen” Chris said. The messy and naked Denise walked on carrying two buckets. “Denise Van Outen 45 years old and one child” Denise announced. “I hope there is no elephant spunk in either of them” Rochelle joked. “No something a bit more sticky” Denise replied and emptied a bucket of honey over Rochelle’s head. The light brown liquid slowly ran over Rochelle’s already matted and destroyed hair and gently cascaded down her body. “Here have this as well” Denise said and threw a bucket of coconut milk over Rochelle. “That was supposed to be water” Rochelle said laughing. “Oh silly me” Denise replied and ran off to get a bucket of water. She returned and threw it other Rochelle’s legs to leave her messy.
“Next up we have Professor Kate Williams” Chris announced. The leggy academic walked on in her gunged white mini dress again carrying two buckets. “Professor Kate Williams Sexy Ginger 41 and one child” she announced. “I seem to be overdressed “she added and unzipped her dress and wiggled out of it to stand there in a white bra and pants. Rosamund Pike and Thandie Newton lead a “Get Em Off Prof” chant. “I think I will set them free. For all of you to see” Prof Kate said removing her bra to reveal a pair of impressive sized breasts. “Get your ginger muff out” Rochelle shouted. “I won’t be doing that but I’ll be doing this” Prof Kate replied and dropped her knickers to reveal her muff was dyed in LGBT colours. All the girls cheered as Prof Kate did a mock curtsy. “Bet that surprised you” she said laughing.
“Okay have some water MILF” Prof Kate said to Rochelle and threw a bucket of water in Rochelle’s face. She then sat on Rochelle’s lap and emptied a bucket of the recycled gunge over their heads. “That wasn’t a big enough serving of Victorian Gruel” she added and snapped her fingers and a load of the recycled gunge cascaded down over them. Both screamed in shock and started laughing.
A chant of “Sophie, Sophie” broke out from the cage and gunge covered Kate Duchess of Cambridge and the topless Princess Beatrice lead an embarrassed swimsuit wearing and gungy Sophie Countess of Wessex over towards Rochelle. “We’ll protect your modesty Sophie” Beatrice reassured her. Sophie went and picked up two buckets and bought them over and said ” Sophie, Countess of Wessex, GCVO, DStJ, CD aged 55 and 2 children”. “What was CD stand for” Rochelle asked. “Champion Dogger” Rosamund shouted. “It’s Chief” actually Sophie responded as everyone roared with laughter. Sophie moved forward towards Rochelle with Kate and Beatrice either side of her and slipped down the straps of her swimsuit in order to show Rochelle her breasts as per Baby Shower rules. As she did this with her back to the cameras. Beatrice nodded to Kate and they pulled the swimsuit right down. Sophie’s shapely bum was on view for all to see. She screamed as Beatrice gave her a bearhug lifting her off the ground and Kate pulled the swimsuit off her flailing feet. “You pair of ******* Royal ****” Sophie raged. “I can only see one Royal **** and it’s yours Aunty Sophie” Beatrice replied laughing.
Sophie stood there trying to hide her modesty. “You’ve got to throw the buckets Sophie or we’ll but you back on the Torture Wheel” Kate threatened. “Okay” said Sophie laughing and bent down to pick up a bucket letting her boobs swing free. “Bit more saggy than I thought” Rochelle joked. “*** off you cow, they are good for my age” Sophie replied laughing and threw a bucket of water over Rochelle’s head. “Give us a hug Sophie?” Rochelle asked holding her arms out. Sophie walked over to her but Rochelle grabbed hold of her and spun her around so everyone could see a neatly trimmed muff and good boobs for her age. Laughing Kate threw a bucket of oxtail soup over them.
Sophie rather meekly hugged Rochelle again and still trying to cover her modesty joined Chris, Kate and Beatrice. Suddenly Sophie dived for Beatrice’s bikini bottoms and pulled them down over her impressive thighs to reveal a clean shaven muff. Beatrice screamed and rolled around the floor with Sophie. “I’ve got a great view from here” Rochelle shouted. Kate was laughing hugely at them but they suddenly grabbed hold of her and pulled her to the floor. Sophie and Beatrice pulled Kate’s top off right over her head. Having lost her bra in a magic trick much earlier in the night. The future Queen of England was now topless for all to see. Kate screamed with embarrassment as Sophie and Beatrice helped her up keeping hold of her. “Wow you really are flat chested” Thandie shouted over joking. “They are ******* pleasantly petite” Kate screamed defiantly.
Suddenly the three naked Royals were hit by a spray of gunge as Rosamund had turned the hose used for the Tiswas Torture Wheel onto the threesome. She covered them completely with the grey slurry and gave Rochelle a blast too as the crowd cheered. “Well I’ve heard of Royal Flushes not Royal Flashes. Let’s thank our 3 amazing royals and Rochelle Humes” Chris said as the audience cheered.
“Now can we welcome back Sheena Easton, Gwen Stefani and Pixie Lott” Chris said. The bikini brief wearing and topless Sheena and Gwen and the swimsuit wearing Pixie all walked over from the Cage to warm applause. All three ladies were very messy. “What song will you be performing for us ladies?” Chris asked. “Champagne from Tommy” Sheena announced. “I don’t know that song but if I’ve got the lyrics. I’ll be the best” Pixie chipped in. “I love that scene” Gwen added Smiling. “I’ll join in too” said Denise Van Outen running over “And Me” said Katherine Jenkins who was gunge covered in her belly dancing costume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awdlhoIc3c8 – Clip of song from Tommy
“If you could take your places in that giant paddling pool” Chris said pointing to it. “That’s strange” Pixie said as the other girls lead her smiling towards it. “The Tiswas OTT All Star Girls” Chris announced and the music started. The song words were written on boards which Lenny Henry and Bob Carolgees held up for the girls to see. Pixie took centre stage but all the other girls were happy to take a line each. The song was progressing nicely and Chris turned on a hose filling the pool up with soap bubbles. “This is fun” Pixie shouted again hogging the limelight. Suddenly Chris turned on a much bigger hose engulfing the girls in baked beans as he completely covered them Pixie screamed but was dragged down by the other girls all laughing. They held Pixie in front of the hose so she was obliterated and then rolled her around in it as she struggled and screamed. In the melee Denise had pulled Katherine’s bra off exposing her juicy Welsh breasts. Katherine dunked Denise’s head repeatedly under the baked beans.
Chris then turned on the final largest hose which engulfed the ladies in mud which had been watered down slightly from Compost Corner. Rachel Burden, Ruxandra Porojnicu, Emily Maitlis and Daisy Ridley all ran over to try and pull Pixie to safety. All were naked apart from Daisy in her swimsuit and all were messy. But the totally naked and also gunge covered Rosamund, Thandie, Katie Thistleton, Lisa Snowdon and Trinny Woodall also ran over and everyone ended up in the pool as Chris filled it with mud. Amber Gill and Maisie Smith tottered over on their heels and predictably got pulled in too. A pair of bikini briefs flew out of the pool as Chris finally ended the onslaught. Sheena came up totally naked covered in mud holding a swimsuit. “I’ve got it” she shouted pulling a screaming and naked mud covered woman up alongside her. Suddenly another mud covered woman emerged holding a swimsuit screaming “We got it off her or someone did” and another screaming and protesting naked woman was pulled from the mud alongside her.
“Pixie where are you?” shouted a desperate Rachel Burden emerging from beneath the mud. The girl stood next to Sheena meekly put her hand up and fell into Rachel’s arms distraught. “Well who have I got?” the other girl holding the swimsuit said. “Who is that?” Chris asked. “It’s me Rosamund” she replied and wiped her eyes. Suddenly a familiar voice emerged from the mud “Oops, What am I like. I thought I’d got Pixie” said Maisie struggling to her feet. “You did better than that. You got Daisy” shouted Rosamund throwing Daisy’s swimsuit away and dropping her back into the mud as she fumed and crawled over to Rachel’s group.
“I can now announce the total is £4.297.567. Join us after the break for the finale” Chris said as Rachel’s group consoled each other whilst the other girls all hugged and laughed.