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“Bonjour et bienvenue a l’emission!” exclaimed the brunette host who was still wearing her French maid outfit.
“Let me welcome you to the results show of the England v France rugby World Cup match. Let’s bring on their representatives. It’s Kelly Cates and Lea Seydoux.”
Both ladies walked on to the stage looking a little hesitant as they await to find out what is in store for them. Kelly is wearing a figure hugging black dress and black high heel shoes, while Lea is wearing a pink top, denim skirt and snazzy high heel shoes.
Meanwhile Carla faces the camera “As explained in the preview show, due to the cancellation of the actual match, we had to improvise and the actual result will be based on the performance of the England and France football teams in their respective matches on Friday evening.”
“I can tell you that England scored 1 goal, as they lost to the Czech Republic, while France also scored 1 goal as they beat Iceland. Therefore the score of the fictitious match is England 1 France 1.”
Kelly and Lea looked mightily relieved as they considered that 1 goal conceded would mean that their messy forfeits would be limited. However both of their mouths opened in aghast at Carla’s next announcement.
“1-1 isn’t a very exciting scoreline so we will include the usual CSWL forfeits we have for bookings. I can tell you that both France and England had 3 players booked apiece which means that both ladies will spin the forfeit wheel 3 times.”
“Before we make a start, I would like to announce the results of our viewers prediction competition. Unfortunately for the lady nominated, she will be making a very quick appearance after being gunged on the preview show – it’s Reshmin Chowdhury.”
Reshmin walks on wearing a skimpy mauve-pink top which showing a lot of cleavage, cream skirt and mauve-pink high heel shoes.
Reshmin: “I’m glad you mentioned that I’ve already been gunged on the preview show. Surely that’s enough and I don’t have to be subjected to any more mess?”
Carla: “Hmmm! You make a good argument Reshmin. Let me have a think about it, but while I do that, do you want to help me with the forfeits for Kelly and Lea?”
Reshmin eyes lit up “Oh yes, I think I shall enjoy that”
Carla: “Great! Who shall we start with?”
Reshmin smiled wickedly at her sports presenter colleague “Kelly!”
Kelly looked daggers at Reshmin and sarcastically replied “Thanks very much!”
Carla: “For one goal conceded it’s a custard pieing.”
Carla and Reshmin pick up a custard pie each and tease Kelly by waving the pies in front of her face
Reshmin: “All this custard and cream is going to make a mess of your lovely blonde hair”
Quickly, Reshmin splatted her pie on top of Kelly’s head which made her squeal. She rubbed the pie around her hair to make sure it got a good custard coating. Whilst Kelly moved her hands through her hair to get rid of excess custard, Carla smushed her pie directly into her face. The pie tin momentarily stuck to her face but then dropped off, to show her cute face slathered with custard and cream.
Carla: “Next, we have 3 spins of the forfeit wheel. Tell you what Kelly you stay where you are, and Reshmin will spin for you.”
A grinning Reshmin did the first spin and everyone watched as the wheel settled on a segment called ‘Caramel Bowl’.
A table was placed in front of Kelly and a large bowl of caramel sauce was placed on top which made Kelly cringe.
Carla: “You’ve probably guessed it already Kelly, but just to be clear you need to put your head into the bowl.”
Kelly grimaced and slowly moved her head downwards until her face was inches from the bowl. An inpatient Reshmin looked at her watch before placing her hand on the back of Kelly’s head before pushing down firmly, and into the sticky caramel sauce. Reshmin took the opportunity to give her hair a thorough caramel shampoo. She laughed as Kelly stood upright to show that she was no longer blonde.
The wheel was spun for a second time and selected ‘strip one article of clothing’. Reluctantly Kelly slipped the straps of her dress off her shoulders and shimmied as she wriggled the tight dress down her body until it dropped to her feet. This revealed a white lacy bra and white knickers.
For the third and final spin, the wheel landed on a segment called ‘Knickerbocker Glory’. Kelly was open-mouthed as she had seen this forfeit on previous shows and she was proved right when Reshmin approached her carrying a conical glass which was filled with the gooey dessert. Carla put her forefinger into the front of Kelly’s knickers and pulled the garment away from her body which provided a gap for Reshmin to pour into. Kelly squealed as the cold and icky dessert splashed into her knickers. It was cold and as well as filling her knickers, some of the dessert escaped through the bottom of the knickers and streamed down her long legs.
Carla: “Excellent! Reshmin, you are a natural at this!”
Reshmin: “Thank you. Do we move on to Lea now?”
Carla: “Yes, and Kelly you’ll be glad to know that’s your forfeits over and done with”
Whilst Kelly sighed with relief, the French lady looked nervous as she had just seen her opponent stripped to her underwear and had her knickers filled. She crossed her fingers behind her back to wish that the forfeit wheel would be kind to her. However, the custard pies were up first, as the forfeit for conceding one goal.
Both Carla and Reshmin picked up two equally large custard pies and promptly gave the 34 year old actress a pie sandwich to her head. Her whole world went quiet as custard and cream clogged her ears, and she had to spend a few seconds wiping away the gunk so that she was able to hear what was going on.
Reshmin spun the wheel for the first time and it landed on a segment called ‘Eggy Head’
Lea was quickly surrounded by both Carla and Reshmin who had been handed a basked of eggs. Lea closed her eyes and winced as she prepared herself for what was about to happen. The duo began splatting the eggs on her forehead and the top of her head, which had the effect of matting her hair with yolk and caused egg to drip down her cute face. After 20 eggs, the egging was complete and Reshmin spun the wheel for a second time. This time it pointed to a forfeit called ‘Baked Bean Bath’.
“Yuck” exclaimed Lea, as the bath was rolled on. She peered inside to see it had been filled to the top with slimey baked beans. Gingerly, she took her high heel shoes off, and put her left foot into the bath and scrunched up her face as she felt the bean sauce between her toes. Her right leg followed before she started to lower herself into the bath. The beans rushed up her skirt and soaked into her knickers as she sat down in the bath. The bean sauce level was at her chest and she looked up to Carla “How long do I have to stay in this disgusting bath?”
Carla: “Just a bit longer as Reshmin has a present for you.”
Lea turned her head to see that Reshmin was holding a bucket over her head, and just as Lea looked upwards, the bucket was upturned and out poured more baked beans and they splashed all over the French lady.
Whilst Lea was busy scrambling out of the bath, the wheel was spun for the third and final time, and the forfeit ‘Water Strip’ was selected.
Lea: “Uh oh, I don’t like the sound of that!”
Carla and Reshmin escorted her to an area where there were a pair of overhead handcuffs dangling from an overhead beam. Her arms were raised and her hands secured in the cuffs. The scissors then came out and it only took a few strategic snips before her top and skirt were removed and thrown onto the floor. This left the actress in white bra, white knickers and her high heel shoes.
Lea was helpless as she rattled the handcuffs in an unsuccessful attempt to free herself. Then she saw what Reshmin had brought onto the stage and was now standing directly in front of her aiming the water hose at her.
Lea: “Please don’t blast me with that! I’ll get absolutely soaked!”
Reshmin: “I think that’s the idea. Haha!”
The hose was switched on, and a jet of water was blasted at Lea. She squealed as the hose was directed up and down her body. On one hand it was cleaning all of the bean sauce from her body, but on the other hand she was getting a complete drenching. After 10 seconds, the hose was switched off and to her horror, Lea looked down on herself to see that her white bra and knickers material had become saturated and was now practically see-through, giving a great view for the audience and TV viewers.
Satisfied with their work, Carla turned to the camera “That’s all the forfeits our of the way for this show. As we are now at the Quarter Final stage of the World Cup, I can announce that the next show will feature the England v Australia match which will be played on Saturday morning. We have a selection of Australian ladies for you to choose who you would like to see represent their country. In no particular order we have Danni Minogue, Delta Goodrem and Natalie Imbruglia…..”
Carla: “…..Isla Fisher, Rose Byrne and finally Abbie Cornish.”
Carla: “Polls will close shortly before the match starts, and we are also going to play Carla’s Predictions. This is where you get to nominate a lady to appear on the results show and to predict the winner of the match and the winning margin. The person that is nearest to the actual score will see their nominated lady appear on the results show. As usual, if you want to take part, put your predictions and nominated lady in the comments box below.”
Reshmin: “That sounds fun, I might have a go at nominating somebody. But Carla, tell me who is representing England?”
Carla looked at her watch and then looked back up at Reshmin “Well, we were going to give you a messy surprise at the end of this show but sadly we’ve run out of time. Not to worry though Reshmin as you can represent England in the match!”
Reshmin had a look of horror on her face and brought her hands to her face “Noooooooo!”