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The Show resumes after the end of the Aston Villa v West Ham match….
Tom: “Welcome back and what a boring match – a 0-0 scoreline.”
Becky was beaming from ear to ear “I thought it was a great match……”
Tom: “Haha, I guess you did. As there was no goalscorer it means that no forfeit was chosen for you.”
Becky: “Fantastic! I think i’ve had a lucky escape. I’m so happy that i’m not going to get messy….”
Tom: “I think there will be a lot of disappointed viewers out there. Anyway, it’s coming to the end of the show, so join us tomorrow for more topical chat…”
The next day, and the show is about to start….
Tom is wearing his customary suit, whilst 26 year old Becky has gone for a skimpy white top, white blazer, multi-coloured short skirt and high heel shoes, and she has her blonde hair loose.
Tom: “Thanks for joining us again for some more topical chat.”
Becky: “Yes, and we have lots to talk about today, including a feature on the upcoming Napoli v Liverpool Champions League match”
After half an hour of chat, Tom brings up Becky’s anniversary forfeit…
Tom: “We’ve has lots of emails from viewers who seem to be extremely disappointed that you didn’t get a messy forfeit on yesterday’s programme. What do you have to say about that Becky?”
With a wry grin, the blonde replies “I suppose I am flattered to be the centre of attention on my first anniversary, but I didn’t really want to have to strip and get messy.
Tom: “……but your fans are really disappointed. Let me read out a couple of emails we have received. This one is from Lee and he says ‘so disappointed that Becky avoided her forfeit. I would have loved to see her hair slathered in gunge’. Mike has this to say ‘Why couldn’t a forfeit have been selected at random and then we would have got to see Becky get her messy anniversary present’. John writes ‘I was looking forward to seeing Becky’s legs get covered in some icky stuff’.”
Tom looks at Becky “Are you up for another go at seeing if we can select a forfeit for you?”
Becky smirks and grabs Tom’s arm “No you can’t! My anniversary was yesterday so it’s too late for any forfeits…”
Tom: “Well, you’re not going to get a choice as the feature we are doing on tonight’s Liverpool match has been slightly changed…”
Becky: “Huh, what do you mean?”
Tom: “Your forfeit will now be decided by the player that scores first for Liverpool in tonight’s match against Napoli.”
Becky brings her hands to her face and shows a shocked expression “Noooooooo!”
Tom: “Oh yes, and to try and avoid not selecting a forfeit this time, we’ve re-numbered each forfeit so it represents all the shirt numbers of the Liverpool squad.”
Tom points to a large overhead screen, which displays the numbers against the forfeits.
Becky: “I can’t believe I’ve got to spend another 90 nervous minutes waiting to see what forfeit I am going to have to do.”
Tom: “You do have a chance of keeping clean and your dignity intact.”
Becky: “Please tell”
Tom: “If Liverpool fail to score, then we’ll let you off.”
Becky crosses her fingers and looks up into the air “Please let that happen.”
Tom turns to the camera “Join us after the match, where hopefully Liverpool do score….”