The Anniversary (Part 2)

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Tom: “Welcome back to part 2 of the show, when we will decide the celebratory forfeit to be performed by the lovely Becky.”

The blonde presenter is sat on the desk, nervously smiling as she wonders what she is in store for.

Tom: “During the advert break, we’ve had 21 suggestions from viewers, so thank you for all of those. We’ve also changed our minds about the picking of the forfeit. Rather than put them into the tombola and getting Becky to pick one, we are going to let tonight’s football match between Aston Villa and West Ham decide the forfeit.”

Becky: “Huh, how is that going to work then?”

Tom: “Easy. We’ll give each forfeit a number between 1 and 21. Then we wait to see which player scores the first goal in the game. That players shirt number will be used to pick the forfeit. However if a player scores first, whose shirt number is above 21, then it will be dependent on the shirt number of the player who scores the second goal, and so on until we get a number between 1 and 21.”

Becky: “Ok then. Do I get to see what the forfeits are? I hope they aren’t too messy.”

Tom points to an overhead TV monitor which flashes up all 21 forfeits:-

1. Baked bean bath
2. Gunge tank
3. Wearing a slingshot bikini, dunked multiple times in gunge
4. Strip naked and pied and gunged
5. Naked and gunge dunk tank
6. Egged and stripped
7. Chocolatey pie in the face
8. Stripped naked and dunked in freezing water
9. Flip a coin several times. Heads – pie to the face, Tails – pie to the bum
10. Naked bath in something
11. Dunked in a vat of thick treacle
12. Lifted above a gunge tank by a wedgie until underwear snaps
13. Answer questions. Each wrong answer lose an item of clothing and gunged
14. Wearing micro bikini, 12 big buckets of various goo over head
15. Strip to underwear, sit on vibrating chair and gunged
16. Tied up and dunked in mud
17. Stripped naked and covered in pie and gunge
18. Stripped naked and then tarred and feathered
19. Paddled for each month, and each time makes a sound gets messy or strip forfeit
20. Dunked in tank of molasses in her underwear
21. Strip to underwear and get covered in black treacle

Becky looks upwards and starts to read them.

Becky: “Oh, you have got to be joking. Some of these are really disgusting.”

Tom: “Really? Which one would you most like to avoid?”

Becky: “Any of them which has me stripping naked!”

Tom smiles “Yes, there are quite a few of those. Looks like our viewers want to see a lot more of you than they normally do.”

Becky: “I also don’t like the idea of me being paddled, and the tarring and feathering idea is truly humiliating.”

Tom: “Lets hope then that any of those aren’t picked. Haha! If you had to pick one, which would it be?”

Becky: “Hmmm, I guess the chocolately pie in the face isn’t too bad, so I would go with that one.”

Tom: “As long as a player wearing number 7 scores first, then you may get your wish.”

Tom turns to the camera “Join is after the match, when we will see which forfeit Becky will be enduring in part 3.”