Nikki stood on the stage, she couldn’t believe the football season had come around so quickly once again. She was happy to have been asked to appear in the first edition of CSWL 2019/2020 season, and was hoping to stay clean for a change so she could enjoy tormenting others about getting messy.
The producers had decided to take advantage of the two early games of the season being matches with the two teams that dominated the previous season, and so had managed to secure four celebrities who would be representing their favourite teams.
Nikki started with focusing on the Friday night match. “I hope everyone has their fantasy football teams sorted because the delaine for that is earlier than it used to be now that, we have a Friday night game to start the season.
“Liverpool who will be hoping to go one better this season host Championship Champions Norwich City, in what most people suggest should be a one-sided affair, but we all know anything can happen on the day, or well night” she added.
“Representing Liverpool, we have a special fan from across the pond, it is American sports reporter Katie Nolan”
Katie walked out onto stage area and waved to the camera before joining Nikki, the pair of them spoke for a few minutes so that Nikki and the viewers could get a feeling for how big a Liverpool fan Katie had become.
She explained that she had got into watching English football and quickly decided on Liverpool initially based on Mo Salah, but now was a proper Liverpool fan having been to see them play live during the previous season, an experience she described as ‘Awesome’.
Nikki then moved on to welcome Liverpool’s opponent’s representative, a more familiar face appeared with Lucy Verasamy, she was wearing a bright yellow dress that showed off her slim figure, having been told by the producers to try and match Norwich colours.
Nikki jokingly teased Lucy for failing to escape being on the CSWL in episode 1, and pointed out she didn’t on the face of it have much of a chance.
Lucy being the professional she was kept smiling and referred Nikki back to her own previous comment about with football anything can happen so she was hoping for the best, albeit something she referred to as a miracle.
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After this Lucy was left to join Katie on the sofa’s next to the large TV screen which would be used to show the match later in the evening for the contestants and audience members.
Nikki then welcomed onto the stage the women representing West Ham United, former pornstar turned sports presenter Mia Khalifa, she walked out onto the stage wearing her West Ham shirt and spoke to Nikki for a while before Nikki questioned Mia on her views on her porn career which Mia aggressively rejected the idea she was only well known now and successful because of the porn career.
One of the producers quickly shouted into Nikki’s ear to get her to move away from the topic as it clearly hadn’t gone as they expected leaving a slightly awkwardness to the stage.
Nikki was able to rescue the situation a little by talking about Mia’s time supporting West Ham and the screen showed some pictures of Mia attending West Ham matches like it had done with Katie further emphasising they were proper fans of the teams, unlike the unlucky Lucy who never stated she supported Norwich, something Nikki and the producers knew the viewers would have no complaints about.
Facing Mia would be Manchester City fan Holly Peers who was famous for being a glamour model she walked out onto the stage confidently knowing that Man City were big favourites for not only the match but to win the whole season.
She spoke to Nikki and confirmed how she was pleased with the new signings they had made, pointing out Liverpool hadn’t strengthened compared to City and so she was very enthusiastic about the chances City would have to make it three straight Premier League titles, matching rivals Man Utd’s record.
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Sam
Once the four contestants had been introduced, Nikki explained they also had a special guest she welcomed onto the stage Sam Quek, who herself was a massive Liverpool fan who had followed them her whole life, this was shown in a series of pictures throughout Sam’s life wearing the red Liverpool shirt.
Sam and Nikki had been engaged in some flirty banter over twitter in the preceding week and because Sam seemed up for getting messy had settled on agreeing that if Liverpool won by 3 goals or more then the pair of them would be getting messy together.
On the other hand if Liverpool failed to win by that margin Sam would be facing the mess by herself.
Nikki had also somehow managed to talk Sam into upping the stakes as well, by suggesting they allow for audience interaction to add the messy forfeit.
Nikki asked the viewers to say who they think will score in the match tonight, revealing that for every correct answer they would be losing an item of clothing, Sam looked nervously determined by this, but not wanting to lose face to Nikki she silently waited to see what would be in store for her.
Post (one per user) a player who you think will score below, to try and strip Nikki and Sam.
Figured I would start the season off in style with a CSWL….Apologies to the non football folks