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Noels House Party Revival: The Great Gunge Tournament of 2018

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The end of Round Two: Part Two

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back!” exclaimed the boisterous Noel Edmonds, who strutted out to center-stage. “Now, it is time that we wrap up round two, and gunge some ladies of wrestling. We have various options for gunge, stipulations, and who gets gunged. Lets do it!”

Lacey and Aliyah walked out, followed by Sasha and Bayley. They stood on either side of Noel, staring each other down with disdain.

Noel spoke, “So first, lets find out who will be gunged. That way, they can watch and see just what the punishments will be, all while knowing that it will befall them!” Lacey smirked, “Noel, you are an evil man. I like that.” Noel smiled, “So, lets find out who will be gunged!”

The graphic appeared and calculated the numbers, before reaching its conclusion.

The crowd erupted. Lacey’s smile disappeared within the blink if an eye. Aliyah’s mouth opened slightly, as if she wanted to scream, but was almost too surprised to do so. Bayley and Sasha lept out of their chairs, threw up their hands, and were practically dancing with excitement. Noel had them calm and quiet down. “Now this is all very exciting, but now we have to see the gunge that will be used.”

The graphic appeared again, counting up votes, until finally…

Lacey and Aliyah sunk further back in shame and worry. Bayley and Sasha laughed further. “Well ladies and gentlemen, Lacey and Aliyah will be turning quite sweet tonight. But last but not least, we will have to figure out what the stipulation will be.

For a final time, the graphic appeared, tallying up the votes until the result was known.

Lacey and Aliyah looked incredulous, while Sasha and Bayley howled in delight. A spanking on national television. An absurd situation for both parties, but one would enjoy it, ans the other would be mortified.

Without any further ado, lets get ti started, shall we? Stagehands came out with paddles, and gave one to Sasha and one to Bayley. Lacey and Aliyah, reluctantly, embarrassed, and worried, began to assume the position. They got down on their hands and knees, and bent down, presenting their tight-clad backsides.

Sasha and Bayley strutted behind them, Bayley behind Lacey and Sasha behind Aliyah. They raised their paddles, and began to rain down blows upon the ladies backsides. The blows were not particularly forceful, as their intent was total humilation. The paddles reverberated off the losers butt-cheeks again and again. Finally, Noel signalled for Sasha and Bayley to stop.

Lacey and Aliyah returned to their feet, faces bright red after their butts paddled. “Now!” exclaimed Noel, signalling to the wall, and out spun the gunge device. It was the extended carwash format, with a car at one end, ready to take its passengers for a trip.

Noel walked Lacey and Aliyah to the car, where with looks of concern, they sat. Sasha and Bayley looked with anticipation as the two heels got closer to their doom. Lacey ans Aliyah sat down, and Sasha and Bayley pulled the lever adjacent to the device. The car began to lurch forward, before stopping for the first time in the carwash. After it stopped, a substance poured from above.

Lacey and Aliyah screamed as they were soaked in the thick, frigid vanilla ice cream that poured on them from above. It first landed in their hair, matting the gorgeous locks of the girls. As it washed over their hair, it then poured down their faces and onto their bodies. Their faces were soon masks of white cream. Their clothes were ruined, and their skin covered in ice cream. However, the sludge didn’t cover the ladies horrifed expressions. They felt horrified as the freezing slime crept and inched down their faces and into their clothes. It oozed down their stomachs, and into their laps and legs. The girls shivered as the liquid was not only cold, but also unpleasant and gooey.

The car proceeded forward, before coming to another stop. Next, chocolate sauce poured down upon the ladies heads. It further matted down their hair, and the sticky substance began to congeal in the girls finely manicured locks. Next, it began to cover their faces. They were still disgusted, as the warm and sticky liquid covered them and stuck to their clothes, skin, and hair. The slime began to seep into their clothes, causing their clothes to stick to their skin. Their heads were practically encased in the ice cream and chocolate sauce.

The car moved again before stopping. Lacey and Aliyah were already in a state of shock, but still look distressed at the thought of what woukd follow. Suddenly, whipped cream poured from above. It overwhelmed Lacey and Aliyah, burying them and turning them into unidentifiable masses of thick cream. The two were unmoving, horrified by words at completely covered they were. There was cream everywhere, soaking into everything. It felt thick and heavy. Eventually, the deluge stopped, and two began to wipe the cream from their faces.

Finally, a cherry dropped on each of their heads, much to their distaste. Noel walked over, “Well ladies, how do you feel.” Lacey, whose emotions had been brewing, finally broke, “This is not what a lady does! This is not how its supposed to be! How could you…” Her emotions made her unable to finish the sentence. Aliyah was next, “So this is what being a bad girl gets me, getting covered in all this mess!? I should have never listened to you!” She grabbed a handful of whipped cream and rubbed in Lacey’s face, who responded by doing the same. Noel quickly moved along, bringing the squabble to an end.

Lacey and Aliyah began to make their way backstage, flinging cream towards the audience. Finally, their walk of shame ended as they found the exit door. Noel stood with Sasha and Bayley at centerstage. “This has been an amazing evening, but there is one more round. Sasha and Bayley, I would like to welcome your opponents, Tegan Nox and Dakota Kai!”

Tegan and Dakota made their way out to the cheers of the crowd. They playfully stared down Sasha and Bayley, who seemed amused. Tegan spoke up, “We may have similar traits. We both believe in working hard, we both do the right thing. But the fans are going to side with the new talent, and have us stay clean!” Sasha rolled her eyes, “Oh please, we’ve earned respect. I think the fans will want to see some rookie hazing.”

Noel interjected, “So, you the viewer at home, decide what happens. If you would like to Sasha and Bayley gunged, dial 0891 800311. But if you would like to see Tegan and Dakota gunged, dial 0891 800322.”

The crowd applauded before Noel spoke to finish. “So here’s how its gonna go down for stipulations. You will have four options for gunge. You, the viewer, will get to choose one. The two options that receive the most votes will be the gunge that will be used. We will also be doing the same for stipulations. Four options, and you choose one. The two options with the most votes will be used. So the loser could have to kiss the winners butt, get paddled, get covered in oil, and get covered in paint. Or maybe the loser will have to kiss the winners feet, get gunged in their undies, get doused with manure, and get turned into a sundae. Go online and vote! So many combinations, and you decide! Join us for the finale!”


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