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I saw Kylie on the news yesterday and thought she deserved a little story (although it has ended up turning into a much larger story than originally intended!)
TV news broadcaster Kylie Pentelow was hosting a Friday night news programme with colleague Dominic. The sexy brunette had chosen a short black dress to wear, with high heel shoes.
The programme was near to the end of its planned transmission time, when Dominic surprised Kylie with a sudden change to the next news segment.
Dominic: “I have a bone to pick with you Kylie! A little dicky bird has told me that it is your birthday today.”
Kylie: “Oh yes, I hadn’t mentioned it because I didn’t want a fuss made.”
Dominic: “I see. I also understand that it is a significant birthday. Is that correct?”
Kylie gulped before she replied “Errr, yes you are correct. I am 40 years old today.”
Dominic: “Congratulations, and many happy returns. You certainly look a lot younger than your age.”
Kylie: “Thank you”
Dominic looked into the camera “We’ve got to take a short advert break, so join us again in a few minutes. Also, if any of you viewers want to suggest a ‘present’ we can give to Kylie for her big birthday, then email us during the advert break, and we’ll read out the best ideas when we come back.”
After 3 minutes, the news programme returned from the advert break.
Dominic: “Welcome back. Now before the break we found out that it is Kylie’s 40th birthday today and quite a few of you at home have emailed in with ‘present’ ideas for her. Do you want to hear a few Kylie?”
Kylie: “Go on then”
Dominic: “First up is Matt from Leicester. He thinks that you deserve a big creamy birthday cake…….”
Kylie licks her lips “Ooohhh yes, that sounds good.”
Dominic: “Hold on Kylie, I haven’t finished my sentence. Matt thinks that you deserve a big creamy birthday cake smushed into your face!”
Kylie started to laugh “Well, that’s not very nice, is it!”
Dominic: “I think it would suit you with cream running down your face! I guess you must be used to that anyway!” Dominic winks at the camera.
Kylie: “Cheeky!”
Dominic: “Onto the next one, and this idea has been emailed in by Brian from Derby. He says that you should get a good old fashioned egging and flouring.”
Kylie poses sporting a wry grin “Ahem, that takes me back to my school days and reminds me when I was a schoolgirl, which is quite a few years ago now!”
Dominic: “Ah, it’s funny you should mention that as Craig from Burton-Upon-Trent thinks you should dress up as a saucy schoolgirl and get spanked 40 times – one spank for each year!”
The presenter made an incredulous face as she replied “Blimey, I didn’t realise that some of our viewers have such vivid imaginations. Did his request include me having to wear stockings and a short skirt as well?”
Dominic: “You must be psychic because he does mention that, and rather than use hands for the spanks, he has suggested that custard pies are used. He also says he would enjoy seeing the custard and cream soak into your knickers and run down the back of your stockings.”
Kylie: “Would he now!”
Dominic: “I have another one here. This is from Malcolm in Mansfield. He said that we should get you a big bath….”
Kylie: “Huh, that sounds strange. Why would he say that?”
Dominic: “You didn’t let me finish again. A big bath filled with baked beans for you to sit in and then have buckets of baked beans poured over your head.”
Another wry smile appeared as Kylie shook her head slowly “That’s so disgusting! And I don’t even like baked beans!”
Dominic: “Steve from Nottingham has emailed in to say that you have great legs and we should get to see more of them.
Kylie: “Thank you for the compliment Steve”
Dominic: “He suggests we tie you to a strippers pole and take your dress off to leave you in bra and knickers, before throwing buckets of thick green gunge all over you! How does that sound Kylie?”
Kylie looks into the camera as if she is addressing Steve directly “Thank you so much for emailing in Steve, but I have a better idea, how would you like to come on the programme, get stripped to your underwear and get gunged instead!”
Dominic: “I’m not sure our viewers would like to see Steve in that position, as much as they would like to see you!”
Kylie: “Have we finished with the ‘present’ ideas now, and can we move on to the next news item?”
Dominic: “Not just yet Kylie, as we have a couple more. Sally from Ashby-de-la-Zouch has a particularly good idea.”
Kylie sighs “Oh really, and does it involve me getting messy, by any chance!”
Dominic: “How did you guess! Haha! For your present, Sally would like to offer you some wrestling tips.”
Kylie: “I’m confused! How is that messy?”
Dominic: “Oops I forgot to mention that she would give you the tips whilst she wrestled you in a dirty and slimey mud pit.”
Kylie: “WHAT!”
Dominic: “If you are still viewing Sally, then I think that’s a superb present for Kylie and maybe we could do a news feature sometime in the future, involving a mud wrestling match between you both. What do you think Kylie?”
Kylie can’t help but smile as she replies “I don’t really think so somehow. I can only imagine what the rules of the mud wrestling match would be.”
Dominic: “Of course, the rule would be that the winner of the match is the first lady to strip their opponent naked.”
Kylie gives Dominic an astonished stare, as she couldn’t believe what he had just said.
Dominic: “Haha! Only joking Kylie! Although I think you would like great covered from head to toe in slimey mud. I also hear that it is supposed to be very good for skin!
Kylie rolls her eyes.
Dominic: “It’s time for some more messages from our sponsors, so see you again in a few minutes.
After another 3 minutes, the news show began again, and Ali the sports news reporter had joined Dominic and Kylie on the sofa.
Ali: “After all that silly nonsense before the break, we have actually got you a present.”
Kylie: “Ahhh have you? That is so sweet!”
Ali turned to Dominic “She is really psychic tonight, isn’t she.” Dominic nodded in agreement.
Kylie: “What do you mean?”
Ali: “We have indeed got something very sweet for you.”
A temporary partition wall started to rise and revealed that behind it was a dunk tank, with a plastic chair positioned precariously above it.
Kylie put her hand to her mouth in shock at the sight and the realisation of what was going to happen.
Dominic: “Aren’t you lucky! You get to have a trip in our dunk tank especially for your birthday.”
Dominic turned to Ali “Remind me, what have we filled the tank with?”
Ali: “Chocolate sauce!”
Kylie was smiling as she put her head on Dominic’s shoulder “I can’t believe you’ve going to dunk me in chocolate for my birthday!”
Ali: “More (ahem) good news for you Kylie, and as that dress you are wearing is the property of the news channel, we can’t get that messy, so you are going to have to take it off, before you go in the tank!”
An open-mouthed Kylie was a little shocked at this latest development.
Dominic looked at his watch “Ok we haven’t got long left, so Kylie, can you make your way over to the dunk tank, and don’t forget to take your dress off.”
The brunette smiled wryly as she slowly stood up, and asked Ali if she would be kind enough to unzip the back of her dress. Ali obliged and this allowed Kylie to wriggle her sexy hips as she pulled the garment down her body and over her hips until gravity could do the rest, leaving her dress in a crumpled heap around her ankles. This revealed that the presenter was wearing a matching pair of black bra and knickers.
Dominic did a wolf whistle and Kylie turned around to face him.
Kylie: “Cheeky!”
Ali: “Nice underwear Kylie!”
Kylie smiled at her colleague as she stepped out of her dress “I guess you wouldn’t want to swap positions with me?”
Ali laughed at the question “Nah, I’m perfectly OK sitting on the couch. You go and make your way over to the tank as there’s some sweet chocolate sauce waiting for you!”
Gingerly, Kylie walked in her high heels to the dunk tank and found that there were some steps at the back which would allow her to get to the seat on top.
With Dominic and Ali cheering her on, Kylie got to the top of the tank and plonked her bottom onto the plastic chair. She could smell the aroma of the chocolate, and she peered down to see that the tank was full of the sweet sauce, and it appeared quite thick.
Kylie: “Oh my god! I am going to get so messy!”
The camera panned back to Dominic sitting on the sofa and he was holding a remote control with his forefinger hovering over a large red button.
Dominic: “Do you have any last requests Kylie?”
Kylie smiled cheekily and just shook her head. She started to imagine that her viewing fans would be enjoying the sight of her in just skimpy underwear, and began to playfully kick her legs and pouted sexily to the camera.
Dominic: “We’ll have a Countdown. 5….4….3….2….1…..”
The red button was pressed which jolted the plastic seat forward and downwards. Kylie squealed as she was catapulted from the seat with her arms and legs outstretched. She landed with an almighty splash in the middle of the tank, and immediately went fully under the chocolate sauce. It took a couple of seconds before the 40 year old presenter re-appeared, but now coated in thick chocolate sauce.
Kylie stood in the tank, with the chocolate level coming up to her waist. Her hair was still brown, but was now in a sticky and matted state, as Kylie smoothed her hair back in a vain attempt to look respectable for the camera.
Chocolate covered her pretty features and she wiped her eyes.
She looked down on herself to see her bra was sodden with the sauce, and that it had easily found its way inside her bra and coated her tits.
She also felt the warm sensation on her muff as the sauce seeped into her knickers and touched her most sensitive areas.
Kylie clambered ungainly out of the dunk tank, until she was standing back on the studio floor again. Miraculously she was still wearing her high heel shoes, although they were now covered in sauce as well. How they had stayed on her feet during the dunking was anyone’s guess.
As Kylie wiped some of the excess chocolate away from her thighs, she didn’t see that Ali and Dominic had sneaked up behind her, each holding a large creamy custard pie.
Ali smushed her pie into the unsuspecting Kylie’s face which made her squeal again, and left her with custard and cream streaming down her face and dripping on to her bra-clad tits.
Dominic remembered what one of the viewers had requested, and spanked his custard pie against her sexy knickers-clad bottom, which made her yelp and take an involuntary half-step forward.
Dominic smiled “We thought you deserved some pies as well, for your birthday celebrations. You don’t become 40 every day, you know!”
Kylie just stood there, smiled under the layers of chocolate, custard and cream, and sexily put her hands on her hips “Thanks for the birthday present! See you for tomorrow’s news programme, so until then it’s goodbye from us.”
Kylie, Dominic and Ali waved goodbye as the TV credits rolled and the programme finished.