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“Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our second voting result this week.” announced Noel Edmonds. “It is the Battle of the Babes, Layla vs Summer Rae. They have been quite rude to each other, and its time we settle this.”
After Noel finished, Summer Rae,
and Layla,
strutted out as the crowd cheered, hooted, and whistled.
Noel continued, “Ladies, you two are really engaged in a nasty feud. Well, we are going to settle this the only way we know how. By pouring something nasty over you ” Summer Rae and Layla exchanged angry looks at each other, and acknowledged Noel.
Noel again continued, “Due to the great amount of anticipation regarding this vote, I will read the results. First, with 18% of the vote, is Summer Rae!” Summer pumped her fist in excitement, as she believed she would be staying clean. Layla looked crushed. Noel began again, “And with 7% of the vote is Layla.” Realizing this was less thank Summer, Layla looked happy yet confused, while Summer’s confusion was mixed with worry. “Wait,” said Summer, “thats only 25%. How…” Noel cut her off. “You see, I thought it would be best to provide our audience with a third option, seeing as how mean you two are being so mean to each other.”
Layla and Summer Rae both had looks of apprehension. Noel finished, “With 75% of the vote, the audience has decided BOTH of you should get gunged!”
The crowd erupted. Summer and Layla’s faces dropped as the tank spun out from the wall, with the muck present at the top, waiting to fall on its victims. Noel led the two ladies to the tank. Layla, who had had multiple run-ins with gunge, sadly accepted her fate and climbed into the tank.
Summer shook her head as she stood at the opening of the tank. She began to plead with Noel. “These are good clothes, please, this isnt fair, you cant…” Before she could finish, Layla grabbed Summer and pulled her into the tank. She held a terrified Summer on her lap.
As soon as the two ladies were in place, the liquidy brown muck fell from the celing upon the two ladies. Both had visible looks of disgust on their faces as the horrible sludge landed on their hair and faces. Summer’s gorgeous blonde locks were ruined and stained by the filthy substance. Layla’s luscious brown hair was soiled as well. They were soon coated in the muck.
Layla looked horrified as the muck began to now coat her outfit her flashy ring gear, ruining it. Layla’s reaction, however, was nothing compared to Summer’s reaction. She sat petrified as the filthy and disgusting substance landed on and covered her fashionable, sexy, and expensive outfit.
Summer tried to squirm out of the way of the muck, but Layla, not wanting to suffer alone, held her tightly in place so she would be covered. The muck continued to rain and rain some more upon the two, turning the two angelic ladies into statues of disgusting filth. Layla sat still, embarrassed, but understanding of what was happening. Summer now also sat still, embarrassed and disgusted beyond belief.
Finally, the muck ceased falling. The two ladies were completely destroyed, almost unrecognizable. “Good heavens!” exclaimed Noel. “That was quite a messing. How do you feel.” Layla thought before speaking. “This was unpleasant, and I could have done without it. But, there was one thing that it made it all worth it.” She pointed to the muck-soaked Summer, who Noel approached. “I think I know the answer, but how do you feel?” Summer spoke, “I hate you, both of you.” she ran her hand through her soaked hair.
The ladies got up to leave, and as they did, Summer gave Layla a shove. Layla, looking offended, grabbed Summer by the hair and pulled her to the ground. She held her face to the muck-covered floor and pushed it down, causing Summer’s stunning features to be submerged and rubbed in a pool of filth. Layla let go, grabbed a handful of muck, and rubbed in Summer’s face and in her hair. Layla then left. but not before giving Summer’s bent over, leather-clad, and bubbly rear-end a hard smack that reverberated throughout the studio. She may have been covered in muck, but she still felt somewhat victorious.
Summer was next to shuffle across the stage while covered in filth. She looked beyond embarrassed. Finally, she left, and Noel was all alone. He began, “Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for voting, what a night it has been! Let this be a warning, be nice to each other. Goodbye!”