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The countdown clock starts and Kelly has 30 seconds to work out how to use the numbers to reach the target of 646.
Rachel tries to put Kelly off “That’s a really difficult number to get even if you’re an experienced mathematician let alone a former Big Breakfast presenter!”
”Shut up Rachel, I’m trying to concentrate”
”Oh sorry, am I stopping you from trying to get the answer?”
”You know you are!”
”Haha!”
The audience watched the countdown timer reach 30 seconds and the klaxon sounded to signify there was no more time.
Cheerily, Rachel asked “Did you get it Kelly?”
”I think so”
”WHAT!”
”I think I’ve got it.”
”I don’t believe you. Tell me how you did it and I’ll write it down on the board.”
Kelly looked down at her pad and started to explain how she did it. “If you add the 8 and 1, you get 9.”
”Then multiply that by 75 you get 675.”
”Take the 5 and 6, multiply them together to get 30.”
”And then you subtract the 30 from 675 to get…….”
”To get what Kelly?”
”……..to get 645! Oh s***, I’m 1 away from 646!”
”Language please Kelly! Yes, you are 1 away which means you lose and I win. That means you get gunged and also have to spin the forfeit wheel once.”
Rachel continued “However there is something I forgot to tell you earlier about the gamble. If I can get to 646, then your 1 spin of the forfeit wheel will turn into 2 spins. Haha! Let me see if I can do it.”
With startling speed, the blonde presenter used the numbers to get to exactly 646, and she beamed at Kelly.
Rachel was very happy as this was going to be the first time on Messy Countdown that she wasn’t going to get messy. She walked over to the forfeit wheel.
”So you have 2 spins of the wheel, before we get to your gunging. Tell you what, I’ll spin it for you!”
Rachel spun the wheel and everyone watched it twirl around until it started to slow and ended up on a segment titled ‘Strip 1 article of clothing’
”Hey, no way!”
“Come on Kelly, you have lost so you need to do your forfeits. Anyway, you’ve shown loads of flesh before in your career when you’ve posed for lads mags, so you should be used to it.”
Kelly grunted “But I haven’t got a bra on underneath this dress!”
”Oh dear, how unfortunate for you. Get stripping please.”
Kelly turned her back to the audience and started to slowly pull her dress down her body until it fell in a heap around her high heel shoes. The 39 year old turned around with her hands covering her now naked tits. The audience did many wolf-whistles as they observed that Kelly was now wearing just a skimpy pair of knickers and her high heel shoes.
The sight of her struggling to hold her large and bouncy tits caused Rachel to giggle.
“They seem to be a bit of a handful!”
Kelly didn’t say anything but gave the blonde presenter a frosty glare.
”Oops nearly forgot, but we need to spin the wheel again. Let me do that now”
The whirring sound of the wheel could be heard and it slowly stopped onto a segment called ‘Custard Pie Bottom’
A stagehand walked on with a wooden chair and placed it directly behind Kelly. He was followed by another stagehand who was holding a large creamy custard pie. He placed it gently onto the seat of the wooden chair.
”Ok then Kelly, all you need to do is sit on the chair!”
Kelly gulped as she began to lower herself down. There was excitement in the air as her knicker-clad bottom hovered an inch above the custard pie. She seemed to hesitate as if she was preparing herself for what was about to happen. However she was avoided that luxury as Rachel had crept behind her and placed her hands on her shoulders.
”What the f***?”
Rachel quickly forced her shoulders downwards which had the desired effect of Kelly’s backside going splat into the waiting custard pie.
She shrieked as she felt the cold custard and cream flow into her knickers and her most sensitive areas.
Rachel giggled again as Kelly slowly stood up to show that her bottom was covered and there was custard and cream streaming down her long legs.
”Last part now Kelly, so come with me.”
The topless model was led to a gunge tank with glass walls and a glass front door. On top was a very large glass compartment and it could be seen it was filled with something green.
Rachel opened the door and Kelly reluctantly stepped inside. She looked up to see a nozzle directly above her head, and she gulped as she waited for the inevitable.
Meanwhile Rachel had brought the microphone up to her mouth as she began to explain further “I am so glad you didn’t win Kelly, as otherwise our current positions would be swapped. When I press this button here, then you are going to be gunged with some very thick green gunge. I am told that the gunging will last the full 30 seconds of the countdown clock. I have my doubts if there is enough gunge in the overhead compartment for that, but we shall soon see.”
At the same time as the countdown clock was started, Rachel presses the button and Kelly squealed as the gunge sploshed down on her. It flowed unrelentlessly over her head, hair and face, and coated her body. Kelly continued to use her hands to cover her modesty, but the gunge still seeped through her fingers and gave her tits a gunge coating.
15 seconds had elapsed and the gunge flow was still as strong. Kelly was completely deluged and started to shake her head to try and deflect some of the gunge.
Rachel looked at the timer again and it was now at 25 seconds. The gunge pour had slowed a bit now and it was coming out in dribs and drabs. The last gunge drop splatted onto Kelly’s head just as the timer struck 30 seconds.
Rachel grinned “I was wrong. There was enough gunge for 30 seconds.”
The door was opened and out stepped a now very green and gunged Kelly.
”I must say Kelly, I think green really suits you! Haha”
As the audience clapped and cheered, Kelly momentarily forgot she was topless and covered in green gunk, and just stood whilst pouting and posing, as she lapped up the attention.
Rachel turned to the camera “Apparently there have been some requests from viewers that my tights need to be filled with mess. Unlucky guys, it’s not going to happen tonight as I’m the winner. But you never know what may happen next time!”
Rachel did a sexy wink 
as she said the last part of the sentence. As she waved to the camera she handed Kelly a laminated piece of paper as the credits rolled.
