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“Hi, my name is Jo Wilson and welcome to the Preview Show for the FA Cup 1st Round match between Hampton & Richmond and Oldham Athletic, which will take place next Monday evening.”
Jo is wearing a tight purple top, blue skirt and pink high heel shoes.
“Without further ado lets introduce our celebrity fans. We have former pop singer Mollie King representing Hampton & Richmond and former glamour model Michelle Marsh representing Oldham Athletic.
Mollie is wearing a mustard yellow jumper, short brown PVC skirt and beige high heel shoes. Michelle has gone for a more glamorous look for her appearance on the show and is wearing a snazzy green cocktail dress with green high heel shoes.
“Welcome Mollie, and I understand you are originally from Richmond”
“Yes I am, but I’m not looking forward to the results.”
“Why is that?”
“Two main reasons really. Hampton & Richmond are a non-league Team and they are playing against a League 2 team, and I’ve seen what has happened to celebrity fans on this show, and I really don’t want to get messed up, or even worse stripped naked!”
“You better hope your team puts in a good performance then”
Mollie weakly smiled and has her hands to the side of her with her fingers crossed for good luck.
“And welcome to you Michelle. How are you feeling about the match?”
“I am confident my home town club will win, and anyway even if they don’t, I’m not really bothered about getting messy and if I have to get my tits out for the lads then that’s fine as well. I’ve done it plenty of times before.”
“Yes you have. I think every issue of Nuts magazine has you with your big boobs bare.”
Michelle giggled and took another sip of her wine.
Jo turns to the camera.
“Let me explain the rules of the game. If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.
For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.
If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.
If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”
Mollie put her hands to her face and shook her head from side to side at the thought of this.
Jo continued with the rules “There will also be spins of the Forfeit Wheel for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed.”
“We will also have a special guest during the Results Show, and Kirsty Gallacher will be joining us to carry out her forfeit for her team conceding the fifth goal in the Celtic v Hearts match at the weekend.”
Kirsty walks on looking even grumpier than usual, wearing a matching cream top and skirt, and gold high heel shoes.
Jo smiled at Kirsty “Hello again, fancy seeing you here again?”
“Very funny Jo”
“As you are coming on to do a forfeit for the fifth goal conceded, then we are going to let the viewers decide to choose which forfeit it should be.”
Up flashed 5 options on the screen
Jo continued “Please vote for the forfeit you wish to see Kirsty do on the results show. If you want to choose a different forfeit from those listed, then please describe what this should be in the comments below. If the option of “Another forfeit not listed above” is the most voted for, then the producers will choose one of the requested forfeits for Kirsty to do.”
Jo turned to Kirsty “Happy Kirsty?”
“I’m ecstatic!” was the sarcastic reply.
Jo carried on “The poll is open until midnight on Sunday and the Results Show will follow shortly after the match next Monday evening.