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Welcome to this weeks episode of CSWL with me your host Sarah Stirk
Sarah is wearing a purple mini dress, black high-heeled shoes and her blonde hair is in a bob.
Today’s game features Arsenal and Liverpool, so shall we meet our Arsenal representative shall we.
And that is former Holby City actress Tina Hobley.
And Tina is wearing a red mini dress black peep toe high-heeled shoes and her blonde hair is being worn down an is wavy at the bottom.
Hi Tina I hear this is your 2nd appearance on the show your first being in the first series about 5 year ago.
Yes Sarah that is true.
So what brings you back here today.
Well Sarah I am hoping to do a lot better than my first appearance on the show.
Thanks for that Tina, now let’s meet our Liverpool representative shall we.
And that is Lana Del Rey who is wearing a white mini dress but is wearing no shoes and her brown hair is being worn down.
Welcome to the show Lana this is your first time on the show I understand.
It is indeed.
So what brings you to CSWL.
Well Sarah I enjoy some fun and bring on anything that comes my way, unless it gets to nudity of course.
well thank you for that Lana now lets reveal the forfeits shall we.
First up we of course have the gunge tank for 1 goal conceded.
For 2 goals it is the pillories.
For 3 goals it is the bath and all forfeits will be done in your underwear.
Both ladies are shocked by this.
For 4 goals it will be the dunk tank and all forfeits will be done naked.
Both ladies put there hands over there mouths at the shock of this.
And like normal a reluctant Sarah announces there will be some humiliation coming my way as well.
So join me Sarah Stirk and my 2 guests in the results show to see what happens