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(Apologies for the delay)
The mid-week update had suffered some scheduling issues and so aired later than the producers had intended, however once it finally began Jules was standing on the stage wearing black high heels and a royal blue dress.
She smiled the camera and introduced herself.
“Hello and welcome to another edition of Celebrity Gunk Time, we are here for the mid-week update of course this week things are a little different as we left you viewers at home voting with 5 candidates rather than three”
The screen cut away to show the faces of Frances Bishop, Jessica Cunningham, Luisa Zissman, Michaela Wain and Jade English before it cut back to Jules who had walked over to a different area of the studio in front of a gungetank and pillory.
“I am able to now reveal that with 35% of the vote Luisa will definitely be going into the final show, whereas with 12% of the votes please welcome our first loser it is Jessica Cunningham”
The dark hair sexy woman walked out onto the stage she waved to the camera as she took a seat on the sofa next to Jessica’s large red chair, Jessica was dressed in a tight figure-hugging white dress that had a split down one leg showing a lot of skin and black heels.
“So, you are the first loser and that means you will definitely be getting messy however the good news for you is that you’ll avoid going on the ‘Gunk Ride’ and won’t have to wear our lovely micro-bikini”
“Yes, I’m disappointed to not stay clean but if I had to get messy I guess I’d rather it was now in this show than on the main one for the big event” Jessica replied.
“I can now reveal the second lady who will be in the final it is Michaela Wain with 21% of the votes so a fairly comfortable second place for her which leaves us with the beautiful Frances Bishop and striking Jade English one of them will be joining Jessica on the sofa tonight and one will be back for the final show”
Jules paused as a loud drum-roll occurred before she welcomed out onto the stage Frances Bishop and as she walked onto the stage in a tight green dress which covered more than Jessica’s, Jules confirmed to the viewers at home that Jade had made it to the final.
“Unlucky Frances you failed to make the cut by a small margin and will join Jessica in getting messy tonight.
As you can both see behind me we have a pillory and a gungetank now it won’t take a genius to work out one of these contraptions will be home to one of our losers and the will get to try out the second one.”
Both Jessica and Frances looked at the contraptions and each other mentally deciding they’d much rather go into the gungetank than in a pillory, but they wondered if they’d actually get to choose.
“I will ask the pair of you a series of questions and you will gain a point for every correct answer provided, the first to score 5 points will win our little mini game.
The winner will be allowed to choose which forfeit she would like to face and then after that the loser will endure the other option.”
Both girls listened intently to Jules first question and when Frances shouted out the answer she was annoyed to have been pipped slightly by Jessica which meant Jessica had taken an early lead.
“Trivia time, did you know Frances that you joint hold the record for most losses for team tasks in an Apprentice series with 8 losses. And not only that but also the most consecutive losses with 6, lets see if you can actually win something now” Jules quipped.
This extra motivation pushed Frances on when she successfully managed to guess the correct year that the UK Apprentice launched.
Jules then moved onto the next question this time was regarding music, Frances was once again the quicker of the girls and so moved into the lead for the first time which seemed to make her much happier as Jessica got somewhat more frantic.
This was exacerbated after the next question with Frances quickly shouted the answer before Jessica could react and the long dark haired women realised she was in trouble of losing the quiz.
Jules confirmed the scores were 3 points to Frances and just the solitary point for Jessica however it was not over yet and this was proven when Jessica correctly blurted out an answer before Jules had even finished the question, fortunately for her Jules confirmed she had successfully answered it.
Jessica relaxed a little as she had got lucky and was now back in the game as Jules moved on and asked the sixth question.
This time neither girl was quick to answer, after a long pause Frances quietly suggested an answer and Jules confirmed she had guessed it correctly, Frances cheered briefly knowing she was now just one question away from winning.
“Okay girls, this could be the final question if Frances gets it correct, Jessica you need to get the next three questions correct in a row to win”
She was able to make a start on closing the gap as she pulled one back with a confident answer leaving the scores at 4 for Frances and now 3 to herself, Jessica then continued the comeback by answer the next question correctly.
“So now we move onto what will definitely be the final question whoever gets this answer correct will get to pick which messy forfeit they would like to face”
Remarkably Jessica managed to answer the question correctly and actually jumped up off the sofa to celebrate her victory as Frances put her head in her hands and Jules somewhat mocked her for throwing the lead away.
“Well Frances you just can’t stop losing, can you?
“Jessica, congratulations which contraption would you like to face?”
“Thanks Jules, I’ll definitely pick the gungetank and send Frances to the pillory”
Jules then stood up and instructed the miserable looking Frances over to the pillory, she made her bend over and put her head and arms through the holes before she secured the wooden beam back in place, Frances was now locked securely in place as the attention turned to Jessica.
She stood up and walked over to the large gungetank and stepped inside she sat down on the stool and attempted to cross her legs revealing even more thigh than had been previously visible.
As Jules teased her for a bit she slowly started to countdown from 10 and called out slowly 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 and then on 3 she pressed the button causing gunge to flow down onto Jessica from above it struck the top of her head and domed over her.
Jessica could be heard squealing as the cold goo had taken her completely by surprise, more jets of gunge sprayed her this time from either side of the tank mixing different colours over her.
Blue gunge now started to rain down on her from above again and she actually lifted her head to look at the gunge as it slowly covered her face and slid down her front she wiped her arms ensuring the gunge was covering her completely.
In a somewhat surprising turn of events Jessica had got into it and was enjoying the mess, she revealed to Jules that it didn’t feel as bad as she had expected however she was completely soaked through and her dress was ruined and so she stepped out of the tank and after jokingly pretending to hug Jules she walked off the stage and went to have a warm shower.
Jules who had survived the scare from Jessica turned her attention back towards Frances who had been forced to watch on at Jessica’s gungey adventure, she however was not looking forward to getting messy.
Jules picked up two custard and cream pies and walked over to Frances she pushed the first one into her face and then pushed it up onto the top of her head, the second one was then smashed into Frances face again.
As custard dripped off her face Frances was unable to see the next bucket which contained baked beans being poured over her head until she could feel it, she cred out in shock and disgust as the cold orangey mess cascaded over her head.
However, things got worse for her as a bucket of mushy peas was the next item poured over her, this time the target was her hair and her back, Jules invited a couple of the stagehands to help dish out the mess as they had a lot of buckets.
As one stagehand plastered Frances with yet another pie to the face, Jules had gone around Frans back and had lift her somewhat clean hem of the skirt up over her back revealing a very skimpy turquoise blue G-string Frances realised what was happening but was helpless to even call out as another pie smashed into her face.
Jules initially slammed two pies into Jules pert but cheeks, she then smeared the mess around for a little bit giving Frances a cheeky spank before moving onto some more items.
By the time Jules and the stagehands had run out of mess Frances was basically unrecognisable with a mix of pies and savoury food stuff covering her from head to toe as she stood bent over in the pillory.
What she didn’t realise was more was yet to come as the pillory began to slowly rotate on the spot giving the camera a great shot of her exposed bottom as jets of gunk sprayed at her from all angles Frances was left squealing as Jules began presenting to the camera once again.
“Thank you for joining us tonight where we lost two contestants, but don’t forget we will be starting the voting now for the three remaining candidates who have made it through the “interviews” and will be onto the final”
Get ready to vote for either Luisa Zissman, Michaela Wain or Jade English.
One of these lucky women will be taking a messy ride before having a nice trip into the Gunk Tank”
I’ve been Jules Breech and thank you to Frances for being a great sport and Jessica for clearly having a lot more fun.
The camera faded to black as the rotating pillory slowly stopped moving and a stagehand helped Frances out of the pillory, Frances wasted no time in grabbing to blonde girl and wiping some mess onto the helpless stagehand as Jules made a quick exit.