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Sorry if it’s late and a little rushed I totally forgot to post the preview show up, but here it is.
Welcome to this weeks episode of CSWL with me your host Rachel Wyse .
Rachel is wearing a white dress, tan high-heeled shoes, and her blonde-ginger hair worn down and is straight.
This weekends featured game is a clash of 2 of the top 6 and it sees Jose return to his old stomping ground, and it is Chlsea vs Manchester United, and shall we meet the 2 ladies representing their clubs this weekend shall we.
First up is Chelsea’s representative shall we and it is Eastenders actress Charlie Brooks.

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Charlie Brooks
Mark Jermin Stage School 20th Year Anniversary at the Grand Theatre, Swansea, Wales, Britain – 23 Jun 2012
Charlie is wearing a black dress, with black and gold high-heeled shoes and her short blonde hair being worn down and is curly.
Welcome Charlie I understand this is your first time on CSWL how do you rate your teams changes this weekend.
Thank you Rachel and I think we have a very goo chance of winning here, as we are the home team and we are currently joint top of the league with Man City and Liverpool and are unbeaten with those 2 as well so I think we have a very strong chance.
Thank you for that Charlie, now let’s meet our Mancester United fan shall we.
And that is former Hear’say singer and current Coronation Street actress Kym Marsh.
Kym is wearing a silver sparkly mini dress, black boots that come up to her ankles and her long black hair being worn down is straight and has a hairband in place as well.
Welcome Kym you have been on before but a few year ago what do you think of United chances this weekend.
Well Rachel we have had a slow start to the season, but we need to kick on soon and I hope it can be this game to avoid me the forfeits.
Well thank you Kym now lets reveal the forfeits shall we.
First up we have of course we have the forfeit will for cards, fouls possession, off sides.
Then for 1 goal conceded we have the gunge tank where you will be gunged in the opponents colours.
For 2 goals we have the pillories.
For 3 goals it is the bath and all forfeits will have to be done in your underwear.
Both ladies are shocked by this.
and for 4 goal+ it is a trip to the dunk tank and all forfeits will be undertaken naked.
The ladies are even more shocked and worried about this as they don’t want to be revealing their birthday suit to the world.
And I have just been told that due to me missing out on last weeks mess on CSWL I will be taking some mess in some form this week a dejected Rachel announces.
So join me Rachel Wyse and my 2 guests in the results show