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“Hello everyone and welcome to this week’s show, and it’s a special and all will be explained shortly,” says Emma Crosby.
“I am sure that plenty of our viewers are also fans of another show that airs on both sides of the pond and following a viewer request we immediately got about setting up today’s show. We wondered if it would all come together but in fact it all proved to be very easy and so ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage our first gambler its American television presenter and actress Vanessa Minnillo.”
“Welcome to show Vanessa.”
“Thank you Emma, it’s great to be here.”
“”Can you tell us what brings you here today?”
“Well Emma, I 2011 I was brought in to replace the hostess of the television show Wipeout. Do you know it?”
“Yes Vanessa I think everyone that watches our show is familiar with the show.”
“Well that was season 5 of the show, and I thought everything went well, so it was a shock to me when it was announced that the show would return for a sixth season and that the former hostess was returning and that is why I am here today, because I want her to know that if you mess with me, I will get my revenge on you,” says Vanessa.
“Well Vanessa, I am sure that the majority of our viewers know who you are talking about, but for anyone else could you please introduce the lady you are looking for revenge on.”
“The lady I am looking to get revenge is Jill Wagner,” announces Vanessa.
“Welcome to the show Jill.”
“Thank you Emma, I am delighted to be here, I feel a kinship with you as we are both hosts of shows that people get messy on.”
“That’s true Jill, but you don’t seem very concerned about getting messy are you looking forward to it?” asks Emma.
“No of course not, but I know how this show works and I am certain that the viewers will choose to save me, after all I am the host of one of their favourite shows.”
“And you think that will save you and not condemn to a messy fate? Well we shall see, but before we open the voting lines we need to introduce our second gambling lady, now we have 2 presenters of the American version of Wipeout, but we have a British version as well and we have the presenter of that show, please welcome Amanda Byram to the show.”
“Welcome to the show Amanda.”
“Thanks Emma, I was delighted to be invited.”
“You were invited because you are seeking revenge on a particular contestant I believe.”
“That’s right Emma, as you may be aware, we have a number of celebrity specials, and they are always a bit of a pain and there were a number of those contestants I could of nominated but in the end, I choose one that feigned of injured after the first round which was a big disappointment to our viewers, and to one of our producers in particular.”
“So Amanda, who is this lady?”
“Emma, its BBC newsreader Ellie Crissell.”
“Ellie, you too are welcome to the show, you have heard what Amanda had to say, what do you have to say for yourself?” asks Emma.
“Emma, it was hardly my fault that I got hurt, and I think that Amanda should be ashamed of herself for using such a slim excuse to get me here. I am sure that the voters will see through that and save me and punish Amanda.”
“We shall see Ellie, because the voting lines are now open in our Wipeout special, so do you want to see Vanessa get her revenge on Jill and therefore Amanda suffering a messy forfeit, or will you save Amanda by granting her wish to get revenge on Ellie, which means that Vanessa will be suffering a forfeit. Stay tuned because this is the only place you will find out,” says Emma ending the first part of the show.
