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Jules Breach stood on the stage she was wearing a tight pink dress and black heels and had agree to present the show following her appearance in the pilot getting completely trashed whilst wearing a skimpy micro bikini, the producers decided it would be easier if they had someone on the show presenting who’d experienced the humiliation and could relate that the victims.
The contract stated she wouldn’t have to wear the bikini again but didn’t say she would be able to remain clean if she made multiple appearances, Jules however took the job as she thought it’d be fun to get to dish out a huge messy forfeit to people, of course the large amount of money she was going to be paid helped naturally.
“Welcome to the midweek report, today I will be officially introducing the three contestants and giving them all a chance to say why they shouldn’t be heading towards the gunk tank.
In addition to that I will be revealing the scores so far giving the women a chance to find out which one of them is in the lead and heading to the gunk tank or if one of them can relax a little.”
Jules then moved on and introduced Holly Willoughby on the stage the 37 blonde presenter who now hosted This Morning but formally presented Ministry of Mayhem had seen her fair share of mess during her time presenting the latter had largely stayed clear of messy shows since it finished.
Holly walked onto the stage in a black tight turtle neck top and long leather skirt with a slit up the side, she smiled to the camera before turning to Jules, the two women hugged each other before Jules spoke to Holly.
“Welcome Holly how do you feel your fate is in the hands of our lovely viewers”
Hi Jules I am happy to be here, I really enjoyed seeing you get messy last time and can’t wait to see someone else getting very messy later on in a micro bikini”
“Funny you mention the bikini Holly, I’ve got the one that this week’s loser will be wearing right here now” Jules held up a ridiculously skimpy micro bikini to the camera smiling deviously.
Are you not worried that with your background the viewers will not want to see you get messy again for old times’ sake, as I can promise you compared to the rather weak gunging’s you received years ago the one here on Gunk Time will not be anything like that I can assure you.
“Anyway, Holly here is your chance to campaign to save yourself”
“Hi viewers, please don’t vote for me I’ve been messy so many times in the past don’t you think Alex or Angela would look great in the bikini being messed up? I certainly would love to see it so if you are a true fan of mine you’ll vote for one of the others to save me from the mess”
The klaxon sounded signally the end of Holly’s time and Jules stepped back to the front to continue presenting.
“Please welcome our second contestant, its Alex Jones from the One Show”
Alex walked onto the stage wearing heels, thigh grey jeans a casual mint coloured top she smiled to the camera and to Jules as she approached.
“Hi Alex, welcome to the show how do you feel about your chances and please can you give your reason for why you do not believe you should be gunked”
“Well Jules, its great to be on the show and I’m looking forward to seeing the outcome later in the week, of course nobody should vote to see me get messy firstly look at Holly I think she’d look great in that bikini and also why don’t you vote to gunge her for old times’ sake”
The klaxon sounded as Jules started to speak “an interesting approach there Alex less campaigning to save yourself and more campaigning to get votes for Holly, we’ll have to see how that one plays out”
It was now time for the third and final candidate, the stunning red-haired Angela Scanlon walked out onto the stage wearing a sharp black strapless pantsuit and heels with her hair styled immaculately, she gracefully walked out onto the stage and stood next to Jules.
“Welcome Angela, I bet you are hoping you get to keep your amazing hairstyle as it is now and don’t have to wash it in gunk”
“Hi Jules, yes I am banking on being able to stay in these clothes at the weekend as I’ll be appearing on another show straight after and won’t have time to wash any gunk off me, however I am sure all my fans especially the Robot Wars ones will be wanting to let me send either Alex or Holly down in the pit! Angela grinned at her own little reference”
“But yeah please viewers don’t vote for me I really don’t want to get messy and I don’t want to be showing off anymore skin than I’ve got on show here so that bikini gets a big no from me”
The klaxon sounded for the third and final time which meant all three contestants had now had a chance to appeal to the viewers.
“Okay so moving on we have the midweek update on the scores, I can reveal that at the moment in 3rd place with just 10% of the votes is Alex Jones”
Alex looked delighted, she clearly felt that with such a low score she was now really safe from the mess.
“In 2nd place and still definitely in with a chance to end up in the gunk tank it is Angela and she has got 38% of the votes”
Angela grinned she was happy to not be leading but was obviously not as confident as Alex that a big swing wouldn’t occur.
“Currently leading and heading to a very humiliating and messy outcome it is Holly Willoughby with an impressive 52% of the votes”
Holly who looked a bit surprised by this news was clearly concerned.
“It looks as if the viewers so far want to see Holly take a mess more severe that she had ever previously combined so lets see if after the votes are counted at the end of the week if she is still leading or if she has managed to convince the votes to spare her”
Also, Alex I’ve got some news for you, the producers have informed me that if you do not receive more than 10% of the votes you will be getting messy so you actually might want your fans to vote to for you to get messy to save you ironically. Of course, you have to be careful because if they vote too much you might lose anyway!
Alex looked shocked by this announcement as she had not seen it coming and was now seriously concerned that she might end up messy as well.
So, ladies and gentlemen please get voting to save or messy you chosen presenter, join me after the votes have closed on Sunday and we will trash the unlucky chosen one, I cannot wait!”
Jules finished the show and the three contestants stood on the stage in order as they waved to the camera and the screen faded to black with the credits rolling up the screen.