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“Welcome to a midweek edition of CSWL. My name is Natalie Sawyer and we will be concentrating on the Reading v Norwich match on Wednesday night.”
Natalie is wearing a sexy white dress and white high heel shoes. Viewers attention is immediately drawn to the size of her chest which fills the top of her dress nicely, with a generous amount of cleavage on show.
“Let’s introduce our first celebrity, and back by popular demand we have Norfolk born ITV weathergirl Lucy Verasamy.”
On walks Lucy wearing a tight fitting grey jumper, white shirt, short black skirt, black hold-up stockings and black high heel shoes.
“Hi Lucy, and welcome to the show once again.”
“Thank you Natalie. I am a little surprised to find that I am back on this show so soon. It was only a couple of weeks ago when I appeared last.”
“Yes, but you made quite an impression on the viewers Lucy, and there’s been a lot of requests to get you back on. Remind us, what happened to you?”
“Well, I had to get into a bath of honey and put my head under the surface. I then got stripped to my bra, knickers, hold-up stockings and high heel shoes. Finally, I got a custard pie in the face.”
“Very delightful! Are you hoping that your team Norwich play a little better so that you avoid any forfeits this time?”
“Yes I hope they will, but I have a couple more items of clothing on this time just to make sure I don’t have to strip to my underwear again.”
“I’m sure the viewers will hope they get to see a little bit more of you this time.” Natalie winked to the camera, as Lucy nervously watched her.
“Perhaps this is the right moment to introduce our second celebrity. It’s Laura Tobin, the weathergirl from Good Morning Britain, who is representing Reading.”
On walks Laura wearing a tight fitting yellow top, short black tartan skirt and silver high heel shoes.
“Hi Laura, and welcome to the show. I believe it’s your CSWL debut tonight?”
“Yes it is Natalie. I only agreed to come on the show as I knew I would be up against Lucy, as I want to see her all messy and humiliated.”
“Well you now have your chance. What have you got against Lucy?”
“I am the best and most popular weathergirl on TV, but Lucy thinks otherwise.”
Natalie turns to Lucy “Is this correct Lucy?”
Lucy shakes her head “No, I am the best and most popular weathergirl. I’ve got an award to prove it!”
Laura interrupted “So have I!”
Natalie faces the camera “It looks like we have a bit of a dispute between our guests, but there is no better way to resolve it, than a CSWL show!”
“Laura. Can you tell us what is your connection with Reading?“
“I used to go to Reading University and I spent some good years there whilst I was studying. The football team is far better than Norwich, so I am looking forward to seeing Lucy get her comeuppance.”
“No way Laura! You are so going to get a messing!”
Both ladies had their hands on their hips as they stood either side of Natalie, and gave each other evil stares.
Natalie held her arms out either side, to stop the ladies from getting at each other. “Blimey ladies, if you carry on like this we may as well get a pit full of slimy mud and chuck you both in so you can sort this out with a good old fashioned mud wrestling match!”
This remark gets lots of cheers from the audience, as Natalie smiles “It looks like that could be a popular choice! Do you fancy mud wrestling each other, with the winner being the first one to strip their opponent naked?”
Both Laura and Lucy quietened down and looked a little sheepish at the thought.
“Haha. I assume that means that you are not that keen! Anyway let’s carry on and I’ll explain the rules for the game.
If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.
For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.
If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.
If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special weather-based messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”
Natalie continued with the rules “There will also be spins of the Forfeit Wheel for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed. We have adapted the Wheel to include some interesting weather themed forfeits, which we thought would be quite apt.”
“Join us again after the match where our 2 lovely weather girls will learn their fate.”
