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Welcome to this weeks CSWL and the Premier League is back and the featured game for this weekend is Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool with me your host Laura Woods.
Laura is wearing a short black mini dress, black high-heeled shoes and her hair being worn down and wavy.
Representing the home team this weekend is Olympic Gold medal winning cyclist and Tottenham Fan Laura Kenny
Laura is wearing a black mini dress, red high-heeled shoes with her hair being worn down and curly.
Laura how are you feeling about being on this weeks edition of the show, well not overly enthralled by it to be honest, I have watched the show before and I know it can get very messy and humiliating and I would rather keep my clothes on.
And the Liverpool supporter ex Sky Sports Presenter Kirsty Gallacher.
Kirsty is wearing a shiny teal mini dress, with gold high-heeled shoes and her hair being worn in a ponytail.
Kirsty how are you feeling about appearing on this weeks edition, well I have been on plenty of times and been humiliated on here plenty of times, so I am used to it by now but I would rather keep my clothes on this time.
Let’s go through the rules.
For one goal conceded it is a trip to the gunge tank and being covered in your opponents colours.
For two goals conceded it is a trip to the stocks and being covered in a variety of mess.
For three goals it is a trip to the bath and all forfeits are done in your underwear.
For four goals it is a trip to the dunk tank and all forfeits will be done naked.
Also the forfeit wheel is back and will be used for other forfeits like possession, offsides, cards, fouls committed.
Both ladies are shocked by this announcement from Laura that they could be ending up stark naked and not best pleased by it.
Also I have been told that I will be involved somehow as well and will be getting covered in mess which I am not looking forward to one bit and it could be potentially worse as well as I could be in my underwear or naked to.
So join me Laura Woods, Laura Kenny and Kirsty Gallacher at the end of the match to see what occurs during the match .