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“Welcome to an International edition of CSWL. My name is Diletta Leotta from Sky Sports Italy, and I am very honoured to be asked to present this edition of the CSWL. The main feature will be the UEFA Nation League match between Georgia and Latvia which will be played on Sunday.”
Diletta is wearing a figure-hugging pale green dress and yellow high heel shoes.
“Let’s find out who will be representing the teams in our feature match.”
The Italian TV presenter carries on “First of all, I am delighted to welcome former Page 3 model Sabine Jemeljanova to the show.”
On walks Sabine wearing a sexy black and grey patterned dress with black high heel shoes.
“Hi Sabine. I understand that you have specifically requested to appear on the Show. Can I ask why?”
“I quite like the thought of representing my country and getting messed up at the same time. I think it’s kind of sexy and I think my fans will love to see me appear on the Show.”
“I am sure they will. And if you like the thought of getting all messy, then I am sure we will be able to oblige!”
The 27 year old Latvian cheekily smiles and places her hands on her hips provocatively.
The Italian presenter (also 27 years old) turns to the camera “Latvia’s opponents will be Georgia. Unfortunately we were unable to get anyone from Georgia to represent their country, but we have got the next best thing. Welcome on to the stage, former Coronation Street and Strictly star Georgia May Foote.
Georgia is wearing a short white and pink dress with brown high heel shoes. She doesn’t look too happy as she joins Diletta and Sabine on stage.
“Welcome, and how do you feel about representing Georgia, Georgia?”
“If I am honest, I don’t know anything about the country. Just because it is the same as my name, it shouldn’t mean I have to represent them. I just hope they are good at football so I get to stay clean.”
“We’ll have to wait until the match finishes to find that out! Let me explain the rules.
If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.
For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.
If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.
If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”
Georgia could be seen shaking her head at hearing about the possibility of doing the forfeits naked.
Sabine however, looked positively excited as she eagerly clapped her hands, and continued to pose seductively in her sexy dress.
Diletta smiled to the camera “Well there you have it, our 2 celebrity fans have been introduced and it’s fair to say one is looking forward to the results show a lot more than the other. Tune in to our second preview show later in the week, where we will continue the build-up to the featured game, and we will also have an added bonus where we will review the result of the Italy v Poland game which takes place on Friday…..”
Diletta stopped in mid-sentence as she received some information through her earpiece from the producer.
“And I’ve just been informed that the planned Italian celebrity guest that was due to appear on the second preview show has unfortunately cancelled, which means I will be deputising as the representative for Italy.”
Diletta paused and looked down at her short dress “Hmmm, maybe I should have dressed more appropriately.”
“Anyway that’s the end of our first preview show, so goodbye for now.”