Do you have a long-standing vendetta with someone? Is there someone with whom you are always daggers-drawn? Do you yearn to get one-up on your rival, and win a fabulous prize in the process? Are you ready to fight to the death (well, moderate sogginess) to claim eternal bragging rights? And are you prepared to risk a very sludgy humiliation at your rival’s hands if you lose? If so, Natalie and Clara want to hear from you!
Ok, so I’m going ahead with it.
You might recall that I used to take on WAM story commissions, but that I stopped about half a year ago. My main reasons were that I let the queue get too long, the workload got out of hand, and that I burned out somewhat creatively. I know that there are a couple of people who requested commissions which I ended up not undertaking, and to those people I apologise. If I do resume general commissions in the future, I’ll be in touch about your requests, but for the moment I prefer to do something more set-piece, manageable and – let’s face it – lowbrow.
In that vein, I’m offering a series of slots for people to submit their own characters for episodes of Grude-2-Sludge, which will be posted publicly. These will be more restrictive than general commissions, but on the plus side they’re also cheaper.
Please click here for details. Ms Lloyd and Ms Quick are waiting for your application…