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As the show began Vicky Gomersall was standing on the stage in a white top and black suit trousers and heels, she smiled towards the camera as the director gave her the cue.
“Hello I am Vicky Gomersall and welcome to another edition of WMMGP.
Unfortunately Natasha was feeling under the weather today so I have stepped up to help out, this weekend we have the Italian GP and the format remains mostly the same as the previous edition.
On this weekend’s show we have got two lovely women form C4 F1 so please welcome onto the stage first Susie Wolff”
Susie stepped out and walked over to where Vicky was standing and when instructed she give a twirl to show off her outfit, she had some high heels and a very expensive white dress on which showed her stunning figure. Vicky had a distinct feeling that Susie had absolutely no idea what the show was really about after all she’d been living in Austria with her husband when not at the races.
“Hi Vicky, thank you for having me although I’m not quite sure what is all about but Lee assures me we will have a good time”
“Now for her opponent please welcome out onto the stage Lee McKenzie”.
The curvier brunette entered wearing a bright orange top and some skinny black jeans and boots she waved to the camera and smiled at Vicky.
“Lee, Welcome to the show and the producers tell me you are a big fan of the CSWL how do you feel to now be on its F1 spin off and potentially getting messy?”
“Hi Vicky, yes that is true I always enjoy sitting down to watch the show, have really enjoyed seeing you getting messy so far this season, I think it’ll be great fun and I’m under no pretence I know I’ll end up messy”
That’s true Lee, you’ll be getting messy and I get the chance to dish it out which I am definitely looking forward to but that’ll come tomorrow after race.
Today we have decided to do things a little differently as Susie has obvious links with Mercedes and Williams we have automatically been allocated to her so we will let Lee pick her first two choices.
“Okay well in that case I’ll choose Ferrari and Red Bull” Lee smiled happy with her picks.
After this Susie was given the option to pick two teams and so she selected Force India and Haas, before Lee was allowed to pick her next two teams she went for Renault and McLaren.
This left only two teams Toro Rosso and Sauber, with Susie taking the former and Lee by default being allocated Sauber.
“For all of you at home tomorrow Lee will be supporting the following teams Ferrari, Red Bull, Renault, McLaren and Sauber.
Meanwhile this means that Susie will want the other five teams to perform Mercedes, Force India, Haas, Toro Rosso and Williams”
So with all of that cleaned up its time for me to reveal a little bonus game based on qualifying the producers have asked me to predict the qualifying results pre-penalties so without further ado here is my prediction.
- Vettel
- Hamitlon
- Bottas
- Raikkonen
- Verstappen
- Ricciardo
- Grosjean
- Perez
- Ocon
- Leclerc
- Magnussen
- Gasly
- Sainz
- Alonso
- Hartley
- Ericcson
- Stroll
- Sirotkin
- Vandoorne
- Hulkenberg
“As you can see I am backing Vettel to take pole position at Ferrari’s home now obviously I’ve put Hulkenberg last due to his penalties from last race and a new engine.
Obviously as you’ll be able to guess I am going to be scored and the better I do the less messy I’ll be getting in our post qualifying show, so please join us in a few hours’ time”
The Saturday morning preview show ended as the lights faded and the three women walked off the stage to watch Qualifying.
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A very resigned looking Vicky stood on the stage she was still wearing her white tight top and black office trousers and heels.
“Hello, and welcome back to our post qualifying special.
Now for those of you that either have keen memories or are big Formula 1 fans you may have realised my predictions earlier didn’t really work out. I was caught out by Ricciardo not running in all of the sessions”
Vicky turned to point to a screen which showed that she had correctly predicted only 2 drivers with Verstappen taking 5th and Magnussen in 11th.
It then moved onto the drivers she’d guessed would finish in the same session even if they were not in the correct spot with 9 drivers names now appearing on the screen.
Okay so obviously you’ll be pleased to know I am not going to be getting away with such a poor showing, please give a warm welcome to Hayley McQueen who was keen for revenge on Vicky after being made to do her talk show appearance naked and messy last time out.
Hayley McQueen walked out onto the stage wearing a white blouse and a tight short leather skirt and heels, she was also pushing a trolley containing lots of large pies
“Hello, so Vicky you will be facing 9 spins of the wheel for that pathetic performance but before that I have 9 pies on the trolley all with your name on them”
Vicky stood on the spot as Hayley picked up two pies and quickly launched them into her fellow presenter’s face, before Vicky could react another ties pies smashed into her this time targeting her breasts she was then told to turn around to show her arse to the camera as two pies were spread all over her rear.
One more was launched into her back splattering all the way up to her hair, after this event two final pies were applied to her head in sandwich style and Hayley stood back watching all the pie innards sliding down Vicky’s now messed figure, her white top now ruined.
“Okay please spin that wheel Vicky” Hayley said with clear enthusiasm
It landed on [Milk Bath] and so Hayley lead Vicky over to a big bath that some stagehands had quickly brought out and told to her to climb into it, Vicky did as she was told, squealing loudly as the cold milk flooded over her body before she ducked under the surface long enough for Hayley to let her climb out.
The next spin kept have safe with no forfeit before it landed on Ice Bucket, Vicky was told to sit on a chair as Hayley poured a large bucket of ice cold water over the already sodden Vicky who cried out more and more especially when she felt the back of her trousers being pulled back after she stood up for more cold water to be poured down, her bra was now clearly visible through the top.
After this she landed on strip an item and so removed her wet t-shirt which really made no difference to how much she was on display and glad to have been wise enough to wear trousers and not a dress.
Hayley was glad to see some proper mess come up next as a bath of baked beans was brought out and the blonde Vicky climbed into the tub and lowered herself in until she was completely submerged as she tried to come up Hayley lent over and push Vicky back under the surface before she allowed her to recover and climb out of the tub splattering the bean juice all over the floor.
Vicky was happier with the next forfeit when it was revealed that it was only a bucket of gunge, Hayley though keen to enjoy tormenting Vicky upended the bcuekt of green gunge and let it cascade down over the helpless Vicky before lowering the bucket and spinning the wheel on behalf of Vicky whilst she removed the bucket from her head and wiped her eyes clear.
“Well Vicky looks like you have to lose 2 items of clothing so please take off the trousers and your bra”
Vicky slowly removed her trousers bending over to pull them off her high heels before she reached around and unclasped her bra freeing her gunged covered breasts, she made a quick movement to cover them with one arm before she then stepped forwards towards the wheel spinning it with her other one, gratefully seeing it land on 2 pies.
Hayley found two more pies off stage and walked over to Vicky asking her to sit own on a chair after putting the first pie down on it, Vicky did so and she felt the pie innards squelch into her private areas before Hayley slammed another pie into her face.
It was time for Vicky’s finally spin and the she spun it harder than normal as it spun around she wiped more gunge and pie from her body.
“Your final forfeit is a trip to the pillory, please bend over and put your head and arms through these holes” Hayley instructed.
Once Vicky was fully secured, Hayley launched mess at her from various contraptions, she instantly started with a large water pistol like thing that sprayed gunge targeting Vicky’s face before walking around the back of her shooting at her bum Vicky wriggled around in the pillory, she bent forwards and tugged on Vicky’s thong pulling it down her legs.
After this some jets of gunge and custard/cream sprayed at Vicky from several angles ensuring she got a coating of mess everywhere, before finally Hayley picked out some rotten tomatoes and threw them towards Vicky several made direct contact with the intended target the other splashed Vicky with the juices after near misses.
“Thank you all for tuning in tonight, please join us tomorrow after the race for the post-race forfeits for Lee and Susie where both will hope they manage to keep a little bit dignity than my good friend Vicky here”
Vicky could only smile as the show ended and the credits rolled as she remained in position in the pillory as Hayley joined Lee and Susie in walking off the stage.