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Welcome back to the 2nd part of our show tonight and it is the results show, exclaims Orla so let’s bring out our ladies first before we get onto the forfeits.
Orla is wearing the same white mini dress and heels she had on in the preview show with her hair being worn down instead of a ponytail and the same strappy high-heeled strappy shoes.
The Final score was Manchester United 0-3 Tottenham.
So let’s bring out the Manchester United representative Countdown Mathematician Rachel Riley.
Rachel Riley is wearing the same red mini dress, red high heels and her hair being worn down and curly.
So Rachel what went wrong out there today asks Orla.
Well Orla we were the better team in the first half we didn’t take our chances though and ultimately paid for it in the 2nd half when we were pushing for a goal and got hit on the counter with 2 quick goals, and another on the counter attack later on.
Well Rachel you know the forfeits for conceding 3 goals don’t you but we will get to that after we meet our Tottenham representative and that is Spice Girl Emma Bunton, so shall we bring her out.
Emma walks out very happily knowing full well what the result is.
So Emma you must be happy with the result tonight. I am very happy thank you Orla.
But that doesn’t mean you will still get some mess Emma, a delighted Orla exclaims.
So now we have the ladies out here let’s bring on the forfeits, and as United was the home team Rachel let’s start with you shall we, announces Orla.
First up Rachel you know the forfeit for conceding 3 goals, so it is time for you to get out of that nice dress you are wearing, and that may be staying clean even if you are not. Orla giggly exclaims.
But, But I do I have to I am not wearing a bra, a dejected Rachel announces.
Well you should of thought of that before you picked your dress Rachel, get it off, before I have to rip it off and it will not be the only thing getting ripped off if you don’t comply Rachel.
Rachel hastily takes her dress off with one hand, before placing her other hand over her boobs, trying to reduce her modesty.
Now that Rachel is out of her dress, she is left only in a red thong, that shoes of her nice posterior and her red high-heeled shoes.
Now Rachel United had 2 yellow cards so that means 2 custard pies for you, Orla says.
Orla goes to the trolley where there are some custard pies and Orla pickes up 2 pies and gives Rachel a pie sandwich coating her face and hair in pie, but the pie drips down all over her boobs and onto her thong.
Rachel Untied had more possession so no forfeit here, but they did concede 11 fouls so that means 3 spins of the wheel, Rachel would you spin the wheel, Orla says, Rachel not to impressed by this as it means that her boobs will be on show for everyone to see.
Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on (Strip x2). Oh dear Rachel looks like you are to be in your Birthday suit, laughs, Orla.
I don’t know what you are laughing at Orla this is going to be what you look like later on, Rachel shouts, bringing Orla back down to earth with that statement.
Now Rachel it’s time to lose your thong and your shoes, Rachel firstly takes off her shoes and puts them to one side, before strategically placing her hand trying to cover her modesty.
Now that Rachel has done this Orla asks Rachel to spin the wheel again, Rachel rolls her eyes knowing full well she will have to reveal her shaving vagina and cute bum to the watching audience and everyone on tv.
Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on Spa Day, interesting choice there Rachel, what happens here is that you will be getting some treatments normally you would get on a Spa Day, but instead of having the face masks on your face you will be wearing it, great Rachel says glumly. Orla picks up the bucket of the contents of a face mask is made of so clay, black amoor mud, aloe vera, seaweed, algae, essential oils, massage oils, herbs and vitamins, all in one bucket.
Orla then dispenses the bucket all over Rachel’s lovely blonde curly hair, turning it a browny green congealed mess and matting it.
Next up is a bucket of shampoo that Orla throws all over the front of Rachel covering her boobs, her stomach, her vagina and over the front of her legs.
Now that forfeit is over it is time for Rachel’s last spin of the wheel for the fouls conceded, Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on It’s Seasonal.
What is this Rachel asks, ah this forfeit Orla announces, this forfeit is where you will be covered in different substances from all 4 seasons, so shall we get on with it shall we.
First up is rain which does happen all year round but we are coating you in it anyway, so Orla and Emma grab buckets of water, and throws them all over Rachel removing some of the mess Rachel is already covered in but soaking her, and clearing some of the mess away revealing her lush body for everyone to see again, now it time for the wind, and a few wind machines have been brought out blowing Rachel all over and again getting rid of some of the mess, up next it’s time for the Autumn, and Emma and Orla grab buckets of leaves and just dumps them over Rachel. Now it’s snow time, and Orla grabs a few bags of polystyrene balls and dumps them all over a helpless Rachel. Now it’s time for the last seasonal weather for Rachel, and that of course is Summer, and you normally go to the beach in Summer so we have a few things associated with the beach for this one.
First up is sand, so Orla grabs a bucket of sand and pours it over Rachel, but making sure she is very careful with this one as it can hurt if it gets in the eyes. Next up we have the sea and it is usually blue and water but considering we have used water already we are going to use blue gunge, so both Orla and Emma grab a bucket of blue gunge and go behind Rachel and toss it over her relatively clean back coating the whole of her back, her nice bum and the back of her legs.
Now you usually have an Ice cream at the beach so in these buckets we have some Neapolitan Ice cream to dump over the lovely Rachel Riley. Orla says with a sadistic smile.
She grabs the bucket but instead of pouring it over Rachel she grabs an ice-cream scoops and scoops it out and placing a bit of ice cream over Rachel’s boobs, then she grabs another scoop and places it in Rachel’s vagina, causing her to squeal how cold it is, and fianlly grabs 2 more scoops before going behind Rachel and placing one each on her bum cheeks.
Now the forfeits for fouls are done it is time for the off sides, Manchester United had 2 so that means 2 more spins please Rachel.
Rachel spins the wheel for the first time, and it lands on Cafe Mess,
So Basically Rachel you will be covered in mess from our canteen, but we are not that cruel so we have put it all into one bin and will tip the bin all over you.
Orla calls over Emma to help her with this one as she can’t lift the bin. So both ladies lift the bin and pour it all over Rachel. There is beans, coleslaw, beetroot, bits of roast dinners, bits of friend breakfasts all in the bin that coat Rachel in the slimy mess.
Now Rachel it is your last spin of the wheel, so Rachel spins the wheel and it lands on down at the farm.
Which as you can guess it will be mess you would get on a farm, this isn’t going to be pleasant Rachel sorry, but we are not that mean we are only going to cover you in 1 bucket from each.
So Orla picks up the first bucket which is the pig slop, and pours it over Rachel’s blonde hair coating it in a dark yellow colour.
The 2nd bucket is of course manure, so Rachel I would recommend closing your eyes for this one as Orla pours it again over Rachel’s hair, turning it into a dark brown, colour.
Now Rachel no more spins of the wheel for you but we do have to move onto the goal forfeits.
The first goal is the gunge tank, so Orla leads Rachel over to the gunge tank before Rachel gets in and let’s Emma do the honours of pulling the cord and releasing a torrent of white gunge all over Rachel.
Thank You Rachel now it is time for goal 2 which is the pillories, Orla leads Rachel over to the pillories before locking her into position and revealing Rachel messy clad body for everyone to see, with her bum in the air.
Now Orla and Emma are going to give Rachel an onslaught of pies in the pillories. they launch pies all over Rachel covering Rachel from strawberry, raspberry, lemon, apricot, black forest gateaux, lime pies, before having one pie left and smashing it into Rachel’s rear end.
Now that is over it is time for Rachel’s last forfeit for the 3rd goal. and that of course is the bath, and in the bath this week we have some mud, and Rachel you have to sink all of your body under the mud for at least 10 seconds and I will recommend you close your eyes, for this. Rachel does as she is told as she knows this is her last forfeit, but Orla cheekily grabs Rachels clothes and shoes and dumps them into the bath with her meaning she has no clothes to go home in or can’t change as the showers are still broken.
Thank you Rachel for that your forfeits are all done, now join us after the break where we will turn our attention to Emma.
Welcome back to CSWL and it is time for Emma to receive her punishment for Tottenham’s indiscretions.
First up is the yellow cards Tottenham had 3 of those so it is 3 custard pies for Emma, Orla firstly grabs 2 before giving Emma a pie sandwich coating her whole face and her blonde hair. Before picking up the 3rd pie and planting it on the top of Emma’s head giving her a crowning glory.
Now Emma the yellow cars are out of the way Spurs had 14% less possession than Manchester United as it was 57% to 43% but we are not that mean so for every 2% less possession will mean a spin of the wheel so that means 7 spins Emma please, Emma spins the wheel and it lands on gunge time, So Emma you are going to have 5 buckets of gunge poured over you, firstly Orla, grabs a bucket of red gunge and pours it over Emma, then comes the blue bucket and this goes over Emma’s front covering her dress in blue gunge, 3rd bucket is yellow gunge and this goes over Emma’s back turning the back of her dress and staining it yellow, before moving onto a green bucket of gunge and plastering Emma’s legs front and back in green, gunge, before the final black bucket of gunge is poured over Emma’s luscious blonde hair.
So that is 1 forfeit out the way now it is onto forfeit 2 so spin the wheel please Emma.
And it lands on (Strip x1).
So Emma takes off her dress, and again she isn’t wearing a bra so is left stood, wearing just a white thong and her gold high-heeled shoes.
Next spin please Emma for forfeit 3.
And it lands on human sundae, where we are going to turn Emma into a human Sundae of course.
So first up is the trifle, which is dumped onto Emma’s head, before grabbing a bucket of custard and launching it over a helpless Emma, and then grabbing a bucket of ice-cream again Neapolitan flavour and launches the cold ice-cream all over the front of Emma, before finishing Emma off with chocolate sprinkles and 100’s and thousands.
Now Emma onto forfeit 4 and spin the wheel please ask’s Orla.
Emma spins the wheel and it land’s on play time and this forfeit concedes of different ways, children play, so first up they like painting so Orla’s grabs a bucket of multi-coloured paint and pours it all over Emma’s hair, they also like art’s and crafts so we have some wood glue her ready to cover Emma in a white sticky substance, now children like to play in parks as well, so we have a few grass cuttings that is thrown all over Emma making the grass cuttings stick to the glue. Now forfeit is over it is onto forfeit number 5.
So Emma now spins the wheel for the 5th time and it lands on (strip x2), which Emma looks bemusingly at, so Emma reluctantly moves the last items she is wearing which is her thong and her gold high heeled shoes, so now Emma has done that, It is time for forfeit number 6.
Emma spins the wheel for the sixth time and it lands on Pints at the Pub, where the lovely Emma, will be covered in various drinks you would find in the pub ranging from alcoholic drinks to soft drinks, first up is larger, and Orla brings out a hose, that consists of larger before covering Emma in it, next up 2 bottles of wine are bought out 1 red and 1 white before Orla takes them and tips them all over the head of Emma, then there is a bottle of orange juice bought out and again it is poured all over Emma, before Orla pours a bottle of coke over Emma, before finishing with a pint of Guinness.
Emma spins the wheel for this forfeit for the 7th and final time, and it lands on down at the Dairy, where Emma, will be obliterated with items you would fins in a dairy.
First up is some butter, and Orla picks up a tub of butter before rubbing it under Emma’s armpits, before moving onto her vagina and, making Emma squeal, before rubbing the butter all over Emma’s breast’s before finally moving around the back and rubbing it over Emma’s nice bum.
Next up Orla grabs to bottle’s of milk before pouring the bottle’s over Emma’s head, before grabbing the final item from the dairy and that is a box of 12 eggs, and Orla smashes them all over Emma’s body, from her head, her boobs, her bum her vagina, all over the front and back of her legs.
Now Emma you have completed that forfeit now it is time for the fouls Tottenham completed and they committed 16 fouls so that is 4 more spins of the wheel.
So Emma spins the wheel for the 1st time for this forfeit, and this forfeit that is landed on, dirty washing.
So basically this forfeit is Emma you won’t be getting messy but the clothes you arrived in will be meaning, you have nothing to go home in and have to go home in the state you came in. Orla picks up Emma’s clothes and shoes and chucks them in the mud bath. That Rachel was in earlier.
Now onto the 2nd pin of the wheel and the 2nd forfeit, Emma spins the wheel and it lands on, Soapy Shower basically Emma for this forfeit you will get in this shower cubicle over here an you will be hit with multiple substances, first up of course is the water, you always need water for a shower, so the water is dispensed all over Emma, clearing a lot of the mess off of Emma, before then soapy shampoo is then launched over Emma, turning her into a soapy mess again, before finally being hit with foam.
Now onto the 3rd forfeit, and Emma spins the wheel, and it lands on quite aplty football furore, so again Emma will be messed up with things associated with items you find at a football match, first up of course is the pitch, where they need to mark the lines, so a bucket of white paint has been poured all over Emma, you also need grass on the football pitch so a bucket of grass cuttings is then poured over Emma, next up you can get injuries at football and there is blood on show, but we are not going to use real blood we have some red gunge here, that again has been poured all over Emma’s naked body. Also there is a referee and he has a yellow and a red card so again we are going to just use a bucket of yellow gunge and bucket of red gunge for this explains Orla, also there is normally alcohol consumed at a football match mostly beer or larger so we have a pint of each here that is poured over Emma, and finally, there is normally food at football matches to mostly fish and chips, so fish and chips are launched at Emma, before a variety of sauces which include, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, leaving Emma a mess again.
Now Emma onto the 4th and final spin of the wheel for this forfeit, and it lands on nothing so there is no actual, forfeit here announces Orla.
But then Orla exclaims Emma you have 1 more spin of the wheel for the offside Tottenham had, so Emma spins the wheel for the last time and it lands on breakfast in bed, and for this Emma will be covered in various foods that you associated with breakfast, firstly up is toast, but you can put, jam or marmalade on toast and that is what Emma here will be covered in, Orla grabs a jar of each before disposing of it over Emma, next up we have different varieties of cereal so coco pops, rice crispies, frosties, weetabix, sugar puffs, also you need milk and sugar on your cereal so Orla grabs a bottle of milk and a bowl of sugar and pours it over Emma, before lastly exclaiming that the final breakfast you can have is a friend breakfast and Emma is covered from head to toe in beans, eggs, bacon, sausages, black pudding and tomatoes.
Thank you Emma very much, and join u again after the break for the 3rd and final part of the show where I will be receiving my naked messy gunging announces a dejected Orla.
Welcome back to CSWL, where Rachel and Emma has taken over presenting duties, but still in the state that they finished up in, now it has made clear by the producers that Orla here had to take a messy naked gunging, but as there is no real situation for her to be gunged in regarding the team she supports, we are just going to lock her in the pillories and pelt her with mess, exclaimed both ladies.
So Orla it is time for you to get out of the clothes you are wearing and hand them to us, Orla reluctantly starts to take off her dress, revealing a very flimsy lacey white bra and a white thong to match, she then proceeds to take the bra and thong off before hand her clothes to the messy ladies, and finally Orla takes off her shoes, then Rachel and Emma take Orla’s clothes and again throws them into the mud bath.
They then lead Orla over to the pillories and lock her in revealing Orla’s shapely body for the world to see, and her bum sticking in the air, Rachel and Emma then proceed to obliterate Orla with all the remaining buckets that is left ranging from multi-coloured gunge, so red, blue, yellow, green, brown, black gunge to left over food like beans, custard, coleslaw,gravy, mushy peas, to more buckets of mud, pig slop and manure, when both Rachel and Emma is finished they release Orla from the pillories to allow Orla to wrap the show up.
Thank you for joining me Orla Chennaoui for this episode of CSWL and thank you to my special guests Rachel Riley and Emma Bunton for getting totally humiliated and covered in slop and also inflicting my punishment as well., and don’t forget to join Hayley McQueen tonight for the EFL Cup special of CSWL with her guests Alex Jones and Lucy Verasamy,
Didn’t expect the story for so long, so the Orla bit may have seemed rushed at the end as I ran out of ideas as well, but hopefully you enjoyed it and not sure if I will do a story this weekend as there is no real standout game for me to choice from