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“Welcome to the latest edition of CSWL. My name is Orla Chennaoui and this is the preview for the upcoming Monday Night game between Crystal Palace and Liverpool.”
Orla is wearing a figure hugging purple dress with white high heel shoes.
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“Let’s welcome Susanna Reid who is representing her beloved Crystal Palace team.”
On walks Susanna who is wearing a dark blue dress with fancy green and purple patterned high heel shoes.
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“I see you have come wearing your teams colours, and I do like your shoes. Very nice!”
“Thank you Orla. They were expensive but I have faith in my team and I’m sure they won’t get messy.”
“Well, I hope your optimism is rewarded.”
Orla turns back to the camera. “Let’s find out who Susanna is playing against. I can reveal that it’s my Sky Sports ex-colleague Kirsty Gallacher who is a big fan of Liverpool.”
Kirsty walks on and joins Orla and Susanna. Kirsty is wearing a sexy red dress and silver high heel shoes.
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“Welcome Kirsty, and you have also come sporting your teams colours!”
“Yes I have Orla, as I am looking forward to cheering my team on as we beat Palace.”
“That’s fighting talk Kirsty, I hope for your sake that you are right.”
“Ok. Now let’s explain the rules for tonights game.
If your team concedes 1 goal then it is a good old fashioned custard pieing.
For the second goal conceded, then it will also be a trip to the gunge tank.
If your team has a bad night and concedes 3 goals, then you’ll also get to go in our dunk-tank, plus you will have to do all forfeits in your underwear.
If there’s 4 goals or more conceded, then you’ll also endure an extra special messing, plus you will have to do all forfeits naked.”
Both Susanna and Kirsty react with astonishment.
Susanna is the first to speak “Hey, nobody said anything about doing this in our underwear or even being naked!”
Kirsty was quick to join in “Yeah, too right!”
“Sorry ladies but this is the new season of the CSWL and the rules are the rules. Did you not read the small print in the contracts you signed?”
Both ladies gulped, but did not say anything.
Orla grinned “I’ll take that as a no! Anyway if any team concedes four goals, then we wouldn’t ask you to strip completely naked, we would at least let you keep your high heel shoes on!”
“Great, thanks” was the sarcastic reply from Kirsty.
“Before we go tonight, I need to mention some of the other rules. I am afraid that there will be extra forfeits for bookings, red cards and any penalties missed.”
“What kind of forfeits?”
“We have a spinning wheel with lots of different forfeits on it, so we’ll bring that out on the night, and let fate decide!”
“Ok, that’s it for now. Tune in again on Monday night to see what’s in store for our two lovely ladies.”
Susanna and Kirsty did nervous looking waves to the camera as the preview show came to a finish.
