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“Hello and welcome to this brand TV program called Messy Telly with your host Alan.” Alan walked out onto the stage, as the audience clapped and cheered. “Tonight our celebrity getting messy is Jennie Gow.” Alan (who is like Noel Edmonds) said, as the audience clapped. “Right let’s her bring out.”
Jennie walked out wearing a purple dress and matching high heels.
“So Jennie, you have plenty experience of greasy pit lanes from your work as a racing presenter and are you ready to get greasy and messy tonight?” asked Alan.
“Well nervous actually as I have never done anything like this, and of course being approached by the show to take part in something like this is going to be interesting”, answered Jennie.
“Ok, now follow me over here Jennie as you are going to get 10 pies to the face and that will happen after the break where you can get yourself ready to a face full of mess.”
“Welcome back to Messy Telly. We have Jennie Gow sitting here.” Alan said to the camera and to the audience, “without any delay let’s get down to business and start getting Jennie messy.”
With that Alan picked up the first of ten cream pies and smashed the pie right in the middle of Jennie’s face. Then Alan picked up two pies and did a pie sandwich. Jennie wiped some of the cream from her mouth. Alan picked up the fourth pie and smashed it on top of Jennie’s head and this made Jennie laugh, Alan then picked up the fifth pie and once again smashed it into Jennie’s face. Alan picked up the sixth pie and dragged the pie down Jennie’s arms and legs and smashed the pie on top of Jennie’s head. Jennie cleaned some of the cream from her mouth and eye and looked at where the mess was on her body and this was where it was: head, arms, legs and feet. Alan then picked up pies seven and eight and did another pie sandwich and with pie nine smashed the pie on to Jennie’s cleavage and then picked up the final pie and smashed the pie in to Jennie’s face.
“Right Jennie, that’s the pies done and now your next mess is to face the gunge tank. Jennie, you will be doing this one barefoot and this will happen after the break.”
Right here is take number three at getting a good post one messy treatment done if there is any celebrity you what a story done for let me know
