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There was a strong rivalry between BBC Breakfast and their ITV rival show Daybreak, despite the fact that the two shows had very different formats.
Whenever the presenters met at award shows there was always a lot of joking about each others shows.
So when both sets of presenters were approached by a new TV show asking them if they wanted to settle the argument once and for all, whilst raising money for charity, they all jumped at the chance.
Four presenters from each show were selected to take part in the show, and the winners would get the chance to humiliate their opposition in Breakfast Wars.
Both teams were introduced and battle commenced, there were four rounds, with messy forfeits in each, and the first was a quick-fire quiz on the history of Breakfast television.
Each team were asked to put forward somebody to take the forfeit should they lose the round, Daybreak nominated Helen Fospero, whilst Sally Nugent volunteered for the BBC Team.
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The round consisted of nine questions and, to the horror of Helen, it was the BBC team who won the round 3-6 and she stood up and walked over to the forfeit area.
The forfeits would all be connected to breakfast, and Helen was informed that she would be receiving a Full English Breakfast, but rather than eating it she would be wearing it.
The look on Helen’s face suggested that she wasn’t looking forward to this forfeit, but she took a deep breath and sat down noticing, as she did so, that the four members of the BBC team were revelling in her predicament.
As the BBC nominee Sally was rewarded with the chance to serve Helen the breakfast.
Sally walked over and picked up a bucket of bacon and tipped it over Helens head, she had braced herself and was shocked, when the rashers impacted on her head and shoulders, as she had been expecting something a lot less solid. She flicked the bacon off her black dress, cursing the fact that the grease had probably rendered the dress ruined.
Whilst she was doing that, Sally had picked up the second of the buckets, and she stood over Helen and targeted her cleavage.
Helen let out a yelp as a torrent of fried tomatoes flooded down the front of her dress, inside and out, covering her in bright red tomato juice, and she felt some large chunks of tomato nestling inside her bra.
She shifted uncomfortably in her seat, as Sally approached once more and this time targeted her nylon clad legs with baked beans, giving them a full covering. Once more Helen cringed as the juice flowed down her legs and began to fill her expensive shoes and she could also hear the laughter of not only the BBC team, but her own teammates, ringing in her ears.
The final act of the forfeit saw Sally pick up a large teapot and pour it over Helens blond hair, saturating it ruining the styling which she had taken a long time over earlier in the day.
She was feeling pretty miserable and sorry for herself, and that was compounded by the news that she would have to stay like that for the remainder of the show. She trudged back and joined her teammates who kept their distance from their messy colleague.
Round two was a challenge to see which team could name the most breakfast cereals, and the first team to fail to name one would lose.
Steph McGovern was nominated by the BBC team whilst Laura Tobin stepped forward to represent Daybreak, and as they were inline for the forfeit they were denied the chance to take part in the round.
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As the winners of the first round the BBC team got the chance to go first.
“Corn Flakes” stated Susanna Reid
“Rice Crispies” responded Kelly Cates for the Daybreak team.
Cereals were traded back and forth, until Kate Garraway won the round, for the Daybreak team, with Sugar Puffs.
Laura Tobin’s face showed her massive relief at avoiding the forfeit, whilst Steph McGovern tried her best to look unconcerned, but it was clear that she wasn’t happy that her team had lost and put her in this position.
It was announced that Steph would be getting covered in all different cereals, which had been soaking in milk for the past couple of hours.
Steph took a deep breath as Laura approached with a large bowl of cornflakes, and unceremoniously dumped it over the head of the BBC presenter, who reacted to the milk and cornflakes with a loud scream as the bowls had obviously only just been removed from the fridge, meaning that they were ice cold.
The milk matted her hair to the top of her head, and flowed down her face, and soggy cornflakes stuck in her hair and to her face.
She wiped some of the mess from her face, knowing that this was only the start, as she saw Laura pick up another bowl.
This bowl contained Coco Pops, and Laura decided to attack the beige panels in Steph’s dress with the chocolaty cereal, and she gasped as the cold milk soaked through her dress making it cling to her legs and chest.
The final bowl contained Weetabix, all the milk had been soaked up by the cereal, and Laura decided to have some fun. She scooped up a handful of Weetabix and rubbed it in Steph’s face.
She then requested that Steph stand up, which she did wondering what Laura had in mind for her.
She soon found out as she felt the back of her dress being lifted up and the back of her tights being pulled away.
Steph knew struggling would be futile, but instead let out a piercing scream as the remainder of the Weetabix was poured inside her tights. As if that wasn’t bad enough she felt Laura’s hands on her shoulders and she was forced back into her seat, grimacing as she sat on the soggy cereal feeling it coating her behind.
Both ladies then returned to their teams, Laura with a look of satisfaction on her face, whilst Steph walked uncomfortably back to her team and braced herself before sitting down again.
