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“Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of You Bet Your Back, I’m Emma Crosby and once more we have two ladies seeking revenge on two others and only you can decide which one can have her revenge and which must pay the forfeit for failing to prove the merits of her argument.”
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“Our first lady tonight is a soap actress who is seeking revenge on another soap actress, but I will let her tell you why ladies and gentlemen please welcome Jennifer Metcalfe to the stage.”
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“Welcome to the show Jennifer, now you appeared in a number of headlines earlier this year, could that have anything to do with your appearance here tonight?” asks Emma.
“You are right Emma, earlier in the year I split with my boyfriend Sylvain Longchambon, and I think anybody who reads the tabloids will now that a major factor in that split was the person I will get revenge on this evening. She is welcome to him now, but I want her and everyone out there to know that if you mess with me, I will mess you up, in this case quite literally.”
“You definitely have a bone to pick, but of those who don’t know, can you tell us who you are seeking revenge on tonight?”
“Tonight, I will be asking for the audience to vote for me to get my revenge on Samia Smith.”
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Samia walks out looking quite nervously at the chair that possibly awaits her.
“Welcome Samia, you have heard what Jennifer had to say, I think you might need to defend yourself before the voting starts.”
“Emma, it’s not my fault they broke up, yes Sylvain told Jennifer that he had feelings for me when he broke up with her, but I can’t be held responsible for feelings I might inspire in other people, I didn’t do anything about it until after he broke up with Jennifer,” says Samia.
“And if you believe that….”interrupts Jennifer.
“Now Jennifer, you had your turn, it’s Samia’s turn now. So Samia, do you think you will be avoiding the gunge tonight.”
“I hope so, I really like this dress, I don’t know why I wore it tonight.”
“Oh you might not have to worry about that, after all if Jennifer goes for a level 3 gunging, you will not be wearing your dress at that point, but that’s all for later, now I have two more ladies to introduce, and the first is our revenge seeker, and we are delighted to welcome her to the show, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Victoria Beckham.”
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“Victoria, you are very welcome to the show, we are delighted to have you here, but can tell us what brings you this evening?”
“Thank you Emma, and I must say thank you to the makers of the show because I think the show gives a great opportunity to wronged women to get their own back on other women and that’s why I am here. You see a certain woman came out on Twitter to deny rumors that she was having an affair with my husband David, now you might think that was a good thing, but I don’t think anyone had hear these rumors prior to the denial, so then everyone was talking about my marriage rather than a couple no-life internet busy bodies.”
“Well Victoria, some people here might know who you are talking about, but for those who don’t can you please introduce the lady you are talking about,” says Emma.
“The lady that will be getting messy at my hands tonight is Katherine Jenkins.”
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“Katherine welcome to the show, Victoria obviously wants to get her revenge on you and she has told us why, but do you have anything to say to defend yourself to our voters?”
“Emma, I don’t know what she wanted me to do, should I ignore the rumors and have people asking why I am not denying them or do I do as I did?”
“You ignore the rumors, you don’t comment on idle gossip, and in particular internet gossip,” replies Victoria.
“Well I didn’t and I thought I was doing the right thing by denying it, and I hardly deserve a gunging for that?”
“And of course with was nothing to do with getting your name in the papers,” replies Victoria.
“No.”
“Ladies, you have made your cases, and it’s now up our audience both here and watching out there to decide your fates because ladies and gentlemen our voting lines are now open, so do you think that Jennifer deserves to get her revenge on Samia, which would lead to Victoria losing her gamble, or would you prefer to see Katherine in the chair suffering at Victoria’s hands which would mean that Jennifer would also visiting our chair, the choice is yours,” says Emma.
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