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“Welcome to this very special episode of CSWL with me your host Anna Woolhouse”
“Tonight we have a game from the Capital One Cup between Championship Derby County and League One Brentford so now lets meet out Derby County fan shall we, it is Liberty X Singer Kelli Young”.
So Kelli how do you rate your teams chances tonight, well Anna being in the Division above I hope no upset is on the cards and I will get little mess.
“Thanks Kelli, now to bring out her opponent for tonight it is none other than lifelong Brentford fan and my Sky Sports colleague Natalie Sawyer”.
“So Natalie how do toy think your team will do tonight,”
“Well Anna we maybe in the League below but I think it will be extremely close and we can pull off a little upset here.
“Thanks Natalie, before I reveal the score I will tell you the forfeits for this evening”.
A bucket of custard for every yellow card for your team.
A bucket of strawberry Jam for every red card
A custard pied for every 2% difference in possession
Lose an item of clothing for every foul your team commits.
Both the ladies look shocked at this statement now on to the goal forfeits.
1-0 the gunge tank
2-0 the pillories
3-0 a bath of honey
4-0 the dunk tank and strip to your underwear
5-0 gunged in the opposing teams colours naked.
“So I sincerely hope you don’t lose 4-0 or 5-0 any of you as their will be dire consequences, now we got the forfeits out-of-the-way now it’s time to reveal the score of the match.
Derby County 5-0 Brentford
Martin 19,77
Sammon 36,71
Hughes 38
“Natalie looks totally shocked at the score-line as it means she will suffer the ultimate humiliation of getting naked on national television to get covered in gunged but before we get her to do that lets ask her how she is feeling.”
“So Nat, how are you feeling right now.”
“How do you think Anna, I am just about to get naked on live tv i didn’t expect to get whooped by so many goals.”
“Well rules are rules ao Natalie please can you strip now please”.
Natalie starts by taking of the black gloves she is wearing, then she goes to the back of her dress and lets it fall to the floor revealing a matching pair of revealing black bra and panties combination, she then slowly unzips her bra to reveal her massive breasts to the country but she covers them up with one arm not trying to reveal too much to the live audience, she then contorts in a variety different ways trying not to reveal her shaving vagina and covers it up, but now she will have to as she has to take her shoes off, and reveal everything but Natalie is very careful as she bends down so no-one can see her vagina and only the top of her breasts as she takes her shoes off with both hands.
“Thanks for that Natalie but now please remove your hands from where they are placed and give everyone a wave”.
“No make me” screams Natalie
“Ok if you don’t I will add another forfeit for you to endure” exclaims Anna
Natalie gingerly does as she is told revealing everything to the world.
“Now onto the forfeits” pronounces Anna
First up we have fouls committed.
Derby had 9 to Brentford’s 6
Kelli looks shocked at this news
“You may have won the match but your team sure like to play it dirty so please remove your dress.”
Kelli slow removes her dress revealing a matching pair of white bra and knickers.
“Now for the bra”.
Kelli slowly unzips her bra covering her breasts as much as possible.
“Now for the knickers”.
Like Natalie before her Kelli contorts in a variety of different ways, not trying to reveal too much.
“As you have 9 forfeits to pay I will include the shoes as 1 item each, so your first shoe, please, and now the second”.
Kelli takes her shoes of and now for the jewellery, which brings the forfeits up to 6 but as Kelli still has 3 forfeits left to play they will be liquid forfeits.
“Kelli as your team like to play dirty and you still have 3 forfeits left I have some mud for you”.
Anna slowly pours the mud all down Kelli’s black hair and over her dark body.
The next bucket Anna has is a bucket of sand which she pours over Kelli and it sticks to the mud, with the final bucket, that is grass cutting for Kelli leaving her a muddy, sandy, grassy mess.
“Now Kelli your team picked up one yellow card and that means 1 bucket of custard for you”.
Anna slowly tips the custard over Kelli turning her bright yellow, with custard soaking into the mud.
“Thank you Kelli that is you done you can go and sit down and watch the rest of the show now”.
“Can’t I go and put my clothes on”. Asks Kelli
“No you have to sit there for the rest of the show”. Exclaims Anna
“Now Natalie time for you and I am going to enjoy this immensely”. Says Anna
“As you are already naked looks like you are going to have to pay 6 forfeits for the 6 fouls your team committed”.
Like Kelli Anna has another bucket of mud that she pours all over Natalie, which is then followed by the sand and the grass cutting, then for the fourth bucket Anna has water which Anna throws over Natalie and it washes must of the mess of revealing Natalie’s naked body once more, the next bucket is a bucket of yellow gunge to represent the sun and then finally some white foam to represent snow, leaving Natalie like a snow woman.
“Now that is out-of-the-way Natalie we have the forfeits for yellow cards and as your team only got 1 as well that means only one bucket of yellow custard for you.”
Anna pours the custard of the foamy Natalie turning her into a yellow blob.
“As there was only 2% difference in the position that means only one custard pie for Natalie to endure”.
Anna smashes it right into the centre of Natalie’s face and the cream falls off and onto the floor.
“Now it’s time for the goal forfeits first up we have the gunge tank, so Natalie please step inside.
Anna pulls the lever and a torrent of black gunge comes down and hits Natalie right on the top of the head and then fans out all over her body.
“Next up we have the pillories”.
Anna locks Natalie into the pillories before assaulting her with custard pies and buckets of multicolored gunge to leave Natalie a rainbow coloured mess.
“Next up we have the bath, and Natalie as you are a Brentford fan, and their nickname is the bees we have a bath full of honey for you to get in and duck your head under for 10 seconds.”
Natalie gingerly walks into the bath slowly gets down into it before ducking her head under the surface for 10 seconds.
“Natalie you may come up now, thank you very much”.
“Now we have the gunk dunk where the gunge is a nice blue and red colour”.
Natalie is sat on top of gunk dunk, where Anna pulls the lever and Natalie goes flying in head first, and the a stream of yellow and green gunge hits Natalie from above covering her even more.
Now for the grand finale where Natalie is in the gunge tank yet again, but this time the gunge is white and black to represent Derby County’s colours.
Anna pulls the lever releasing the stream of gunge all over Natalie leaving her an absolute mess.
“That’s it for this special episode of CSWL join us again soon where more celebrities will be putting themselves on the line in support of their football clubs its goodbye from my two special messy guests Kellie and Natalie and it’s goodbye from me Anna……….”
Anna is cut off mid-sentence by Kelli and Natalie who grab Anna by both arms and they lock her int the pillories, where the proceed to strip Anna naked like them.
They then assault Anna with the remaining buckets that is left over, before, throwing her into the bath of honey and then the gunk dunk, before throwing her into the gunge tank where they pull the lever and yellow and green gunge hits Anna from above.
Anna exits the gunge tank before stating again” it’s goodbye from my two special messy guests Kelli and Natalie and also goodbye from me your now also messy naked host Anna Woolhouse”.
